Massage Parlor Reports

[CatofApathy]

I'm not new to this hobby, but sometimes I make decisions like I am.


I just want a good massage, with a happy ending by a decent looking provider who won't rip me off.

Help me out fellas.

I would have recommended Silk before it closed (that at least used to be good. For just a happy ending). It is not that far from Lotus to College Park or Greenbelt. I have heard a lot of very good things about Angel Spa in College Park.

I assume you have been to Ace (have not had good experiences there). The "wellness" locations around Baltimore seem to be closed (I think. I am not sure on that). They were all good. Although they might not be what you are looking for.

[JetVictor]

I'm not new to this hobby, but sometimes I make decisions like I am.

Thai weekend I was in the area and tried Lotus for the first time. I needed a sure thing and my time was limited so I gave them a call. Now I've read the reviews. I know it's hit or miss. But for whatever reason I felt like I would get a good experience.

Call, set an appointment and was met by mamasan. She immediately says oh I recognize you come on in. Again. My first time there.

I go in the room and ann older lady comes in. My back was killing me so I said I'll take an hour and then was told that they only do half hour appointments and it was 60 bucks. I'm also one that will just suck it up and take what I've been given even though I know I'm getting ripped off. So I go along with it give her the 60 and lay down. She covers me with a towel and then does the standing over me foot massage on my back. I'll never understand why this is a thing.

Yeah I went there a few years ago with the same experience and price. I never went back again.

[Dayman08]

I'm not new to this hobby, but sometimes I make decisions like I am.

Thai weekend I was in the area and tried Lotus for the first time. I needed a sure thing and my time was limited so I gave them a call. Now I've read the reviews. I know it's hit or miss. But for whatever reason I felt like I would get a good experience.

Call, set an appointment and was met by mamasan. She immediately says oh I recognize you come on in. Again. My first time there.

I go in the room and ann older lady comes in. My back was killing me so I said I'll take an hour and then was told that they only do half hour appointments and it was 60 bucks. I'm also one that will just suck it up and take what I've been given even though I know I'm getting ripped off. So I go along with it give her the 60 and lay down. She covers me with a towel and then does the standing over me foot massage on my back. I'll never understand why this is a thing.

With about 10 minutes left she has me flip over and then offers me the most ridiculous pricing. 100 for a topless HJ. Folks what are we doing here?

And to top it off she sucked at it. I couldn't get into it. And she kept complaining her hands hurt. The she says you have 2 min left. I somehow mustered up enough energy to finish. I got out of there so quickly.

Now, feel free to say I told you so. I deserve it. But for those who have never tried them, this is what you can expect.

I just want a good massage, with a happy ending by a decent looking provider who won't rip me off.

Help me out fellas.

[JaySinn]

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[CatofApathy]

Another new account. Shocker. Willing to bet that if Admins check the logs all these accounts will come from the same IP address.

I decided to take one for the team, skeptical as I was. I got Miyu (part Japanese part Korean). Very attractive. For a 40 plus year old. At least in my experience it is what people expected it might be. An overpriced version of what you can get down in Linthicum or Ellicott City.

That written, Miyu did her best to try to earn that money, and if the price was more in line it would have been great, and I was really hoping for better because of the location. I spoke to her mostly in Japanese (not sure what her English ability is.) just and FYI.

Will say she did both rimming (unsolicited. Honestly I am not a fan but some of you might be) and. She had a vibrator and used on me (which was interesting. Did not want it used on her though. She also cut DATY short because she is very sensitive). Preview BBBJ in the shower (always nice). No hint of anything more being available for additional money. Service would be mid or maybe a bit better than mid for the VA agencies. Only the provider would be 15 to 20 years younger depending for the same base cost. You can easily get "VIP" service at a place like T&C in Ellicott city with more options for less.

[DaddyJack]

Another new account. Shocker. Willing to bet that if Admins check the logs all these accounts will come from the same IP address.

I get the scrutiny, but I'm just trying to contribute.

[JaySinn]

So I tried them out.

First, I had to a little trouble getting in the building. Yaya (I think that's what she said her name was) had to come down and get me. She was pretty attractive and pleasant. After a silent elevator ride up, walked me to the apartment. Once inside she tried to pass me off to the other woman (didn't get her name). She was older but still pretty. I opted for Yaya though. We hopped into the shower together but it took a good min for the water to get warm. The cold water didn't stop her from keeping me up. After that she had me lay down and she gave me a pretty good bbj. Afterwards, she slipped on some protection and hopped on top. A few minutes after mish, then doggie. I wanted more of her mouth so we switched back to bbj and I finished on her lovely tits. 8/10 experience. Though I can't say I have a lot of it. Did a HHr $$. Probably going to go back just for the bbj.

Another new account. Shocker. Willing to bet that if Admins check the logs all these accounts will come from the same IP address.

[Rodwell169]

They probably rotate to places in New York.

Text their place in Salisbury, she can probably tell you what happened.

[Slipnslide1234]

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I guess he caught you.

A2

[Mdpapab]

I don't understand the point. Just roleplaying? Fantasy writing?

The rumor / conspiracy theory is that these are agency workers trying to drum up business. Especially for new girls who don't have reviews yet.

[DaddyJack]

So I tried them out.

First, I had to a little trouble getting in the building. Yaya (I think that's what she said her name was) had to come down and get me. She was pretty attractive and pleasant. After a silent elevator ride up, walked me to the apartment. Once inside she tried to pass me off to the other woman (didn't get her name). She was older but still pretty. I opted for Yaya though. We hopped into the shower together but it took a good min for the water to get warm. The cold water didn't stop her from keeping me up. After that she had me lay down and she gave me a pretty good bbj. Afterwards, she slipped on some protection and hopped on top. A few minutes after mish, then doggie. I wanted more of her mouth so we switched back to bbj and I finished on her lovely tits. 8/10 experience. Though I can't say I have a lot of it. Did a HHr $$. Probably going to go back just for the bbj.

[CatofApathy]

Texted them. They are asking for references (so there is a screening process it seems) - which feels more legit but again we will see. I don't have any non agency references so I might be out of luck depending on what they are going to ask. In my experience the Chinese agencies are much easier compared to the Korean but I have been screened by both.

Have not heard anything back since I told them I don't have any references they can use.

[JaySinn]

https://rubrankings.com/united-state...lax-78907.html

They claim to be legit only. No extras. Then why post on site for sex workers?

Anyone tried them?

[JaySinn]

What bother me is happy posting their address and we know K or Chinese camp in nova don't post their address nor they are 24 hrs. To me it seems like a backpage AMP but you paying a higher price.

Yes! I was just thinking that last night. The website is janky and nothing like the ones you see in NoVA.

They also don't need to make fake accounts and fake posts / reviews to promote.

Def feels like a low end AMP or motel / hotel ACS trying to pretend to be high end agency.

Not TOFTT. Too many flags.

[LoveDemAzn]

I have had many a good time there, and was not speaking ill of CP. I saw Viki and Kiwi in the last month or so. Unreal, is all I can say.

To keep it on track, if Happy Spa is of the same ilk as CP, then I could be tempted. Even at 360.

What bother me is happy posting their address and we know K or Chinese camp in nova don't post their address nor they are 24 hrs. To me it seems like a backpage AMP but you paying a higher price.