Massage Parlor Reports

**Marko Ramius** · 03-11-26 09:14

Originally Posted by Trooper400 [View Original Post]

I always wonder how these girls can get dicked down by 200-300 dudes in a month yet not contract anything. I understand oral is one of the safest activities but damn, that's challenging the fates. Do they take some kind of Chinese miracle cure?

This has been going on with MPs for decades.

Probably a couple of things are going on.

The biggest is probably lube. Dry sex is much more likely to transmit STIs. And lube is safer than the native juices would be.

The other is a subtle population thing. Guys who go to MPs on the average aren't as likely to be playing the field and have a lot of partners outside of the MPs. And the girls working at MPs aren't at all likely to have multiple partners outside of their place of employment. So you can easily end up with a kind of closed-off population that acts like it is isolated.

Contrast that with strippers where on both sides there is likely a lot of action outside of the business. More on the girls side. Every stripper I've ever known usually has three or four "boyfriends" porking her while she is going to work and accepting dozens of cocks.

**KrDoggy** · 03-11-26 09:09

They inspect, clean with disinfectant, use mouthwash. Most keep themselves very clean. Part of the Asian win. If oral was a problem I'd be in deep shit (knock on my wood).

I observed girls send guys away that they think are not clean or otherwise have dangerous health issues. The basic bravery of these often slight girls amazes me, they deal with hulking strangers all day.

Originally Posted by Trooper400 [View Original Post]

I always wonder how these girls can get dicked down by 200-300 dudes in a month yet not contract anything. I understand oral is one of the safest activities but damn, that's challenging the fates. Do they take some kind of Chinese miracle cure?

**HelloThar** · 03-11-26 01:13

Originally Posted by Trooper400 [View Original Post]

I always wonder how these girls can get dicked down by 200-300 dudes in a month yet not contract anything. I understand oral is one of the safest activities but damn, that's challenging the fates. Do they take some kind of Chinese miracle cure?

Even with how busy they get, I bet you'd be more likely to contract something from a random woman at a bar than someone from an AMP given their entire business revolves around it.

Also the average hobbyist willing to shell out $$ likely has the financial ability to stay healthy too.

Not saying one shouldn't be aware of risks, but contracting something is often overstated, especially given today's treatments and the HCOL area. I feel like most of it is fear-mongering.

**Supermanamp** · 03-10-26 22:46

Originally Posted by Trooper400 [View Original Post]

I always wonder how these girls can get dicked down by 200-300 dudes in a month yet not contract anything. I understand oral is one of the safest activities but damn, that's challenging the fates. Do they take some kind of Chinese miracle cure?

They rinse their bodies off after being with someone especially their kitty and they mouthwash a lot. Well at least the ones that have good personal hygiene do but most of them are good at staying clean. With the number of dudes they see daily, you can see BB any of the girls who provide BBFS is not a good idea but some horndogs still do it. Stay safe boys. Monger on!

**Trooper400** · 03-10-26 21:48

Originally Posted by Supermanamp [View Original Post]

Several years ago I became good friends with one of the MS and she told a lot of how the massage business works. They talk about all of us just like we talk about them. One thing she shared was that the girls service 5-15 guys depending on how busy they are that day and how popular the girl is. On a daily average she said they see 10 dudes. 20 is not impossible but highly unlikely but possible.

I always wonder how these girls can get dicked down by 200-300 dudes in a month yet not contract anything. I understand oral is one of the safest activities but damn, that's challenging the fates. Do they take some kind of Chinese miracle cure?

**IstlFun** · 03-10-26 21:25

Rita is one of the new March girl at Q msg, great girl with curvy body type like a hot latina fat natural d and ass. Treat her well.

If anyone is interested she's great: https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...041&viewfull=1#post7552041.

Happy hunting and stay safe fellas!

**Petroglyph** · 03-10-26 21:18

Originally Posted by Supermanamp [View Original Post]

Several years ago I became good friends with one of the MS and she told a lot of how the massage business works. They talk about all of us just like we talk about them. One thing she shared was that the girls service 5-15 guys depending on how busy they are that day and how popular the girl is. On a daily average she said they see 10 dudes. 20 is not impossible but highly unlikely but possible.

Either way, high volume providers are the unflattering reality we try to ignore in pursuit of this hobby.

**Supermanamp** · 03-10-26 18:34

Originally Posted by Petroglyph [View Original Post]

Still, it can't be much less then 20 gents a day based on almost every experience I've ever had there. 75% of the time a 60 min session ends before 30 min.

The girls are just overbooked and shorter sessions allow them to easily service 20 gents per day. Easy peazy.

Several years ago I became good friends with one of the MS and she told a lot of how the massage business works. They talk about all of us just like we talk about them. One thing she shared was that the girls service 5-15 guys depending on how busy they are that day and how popular the girl is. On a daily average she said they see 10 dudes. 20 is not impossible but highly unlikely but possible.

**Akibakenji** · 03-10-26 18:07

Originally Posted by HelloThar [View Original Post]

Some unfortunately just aren't the right match for the level of service and workload in an area. It's why I have a ton of respect for those that are bubbly and give great service as I know it isn't easy.

For instance, Winnie said half her clients are good, half are bad. And she's super friendly. This is one reason why I think it's worth calling out poor service as there are great girls who put in a ton of effort and I'd rather we see them instead.

Speaking of bubbly, I tried out Summer (Lia's replacement) at Best today. A great sense of humor, and very talkative. My session ended pretty early as I unfortunately popped when she was giving me some amazing BBBJ. As it wasn't busy, she talked about the AMP business with me for at least 20-30 minutes. It was a really fun conversation, as I usually don't get to talk to the girls for that long.

I had a fantastic session with Lia last week, probably one of my favorites of all time. Was hoping to see her again this week, but such is life.

**HelloThar** · 03-10-26 17:56

Originally Posted by KrDoggy [View Original Post]

She has a cold so no kissing probably advised.

I tried my best to win her over but she seems done (or just doesn't feel good). Nothing clicked. She was dutiful and did everything asked, really nice body, artificial boobs and I think lips. A 6-7 in my book, maybe 7-8 if smiling and happy. I'm super spoiled these days.

I'm fine with her going wherever she is content. Sometimes you need to see a girl so as to not miss out, other times to confirm you are not missing that much.

Some unfortunately just aren't the right match for the level of service and workload in an area. It's why I have a ton of respect for those that are bubbly and give great service as I know it isn't easy.

For instance, Winnie said half her clients are good, half are bad. And she's super friendly. This is one reason why I think it's worth calling out poor service as there are great girls who put in a ton of effort and I'd rather we see them instead.

**Gibs789** · 03-10-26 16:03

Originally Posted by KrDoggy [View Original Post]

She has a cold so no kissing probably advised.

I tried my best to win her over but she seems done (or just doesn't feel good). Nothing clicked. She was dutiful and did everything asked, really nice body, artificial boobs and I think lips. A 6-7 in my book, maybe 7-8 if smiling and happy. I'm super spoiled these days.

I'm fine with her going wherever she is content. Sometimes you need to see a girl so as to not miss out, other times to confirm you are not missing that much.

Girls who don't live up to Big Dog's standards: Doggy's Dogs.

**Trooper400** · 03-10-26 14:31

Originally Posted by MaybeThisTime [View Original Post]

Yes it is the same Shanni.

I've been hoping she would make it back this way. Any chance she will be returning to Shanghai or Best?

**Petroglyph** · 03-10-26 14:07

Originally Posted by Gibs789 [View Original Post]

I would take that number with a grain of salt, coming from a woman who had a chip on her shoulder

Still, it can't be much less then 20 gents a day based on almost every experience I've ever had there. 75% of the time a 60 min session ends before 30 min.

The girls are just overbooked and shorter sessions allow them to easily service 20 gents per day. Easy peazy.

**KrDoggy** · 03-10-26 13:51

She has a cold so no kissing probably advised.

I tried my best to win her over but she seems done (or just doesn't feel good). Nothing clicked. She was dutiful and did everything asked, really nice body, artificial boobs and I think lips. A 6-7 in my book, maybe 7-8 if smiling and happy. I'm super spoiled these days.

I'm fine with her going wherever she is content. Sometimes you need to see a girl so as to not miss out, other times to confirm you are not missing that much.

Originally Posted by Bfm66 [View Original Post]

After reading the rave reviews, I made an appointment to see her last Thursday night, it was an okay visit, started out bad as she was not in a good mood, which put me in a bad mood and I nearly bailed mid session, but she came around and the goal was accomplished. Afterwards, she apologized for being in a bad mood, she really was unhappy here, didn't like the cold and really wanted to go back to L. A. She was also exhausted, she told me she saw twenty "clients" the day before, which really shocked me.

**KitWalker1967** · 03-10-26 12:04

Originally Posted by HelloThar [View Original Post]

With the convenience and availability of Best / Shanghai, I've neglected a lot of other places that just focus on massages and HEs. What would you guys say are the best spots for it?

I've been to Rainbow Health Center in Lynnwood awhile back and while they were fairly solid at the time with ones in their 40's, I have no idea about now.

One thing I liked to do was request 1 HE immediately (happy beginning, LOL), then the massage to recuperate, then a 2nd HE at the end. You'd likely have to negotiate a bit extra than the standard 60+40 (probably 20-40 more), but I felt like they really had to work for it then and I left way more satisfied, especially if it's been awhile. It's hard to do anything differently for me now if I'm not doing FS.

Although I appreciate all the reporting about the full range of services provided by the sexy skilled ladies at Best and Shanghai, I too am interested in which parlors are simply providing quality HE experiences up around Everett and Lynnwood. I'm on a fixed income and sometimes I only want a halfway decent massage, followed by a sensual stroking finish, for less than $200. While I know to stay the hell away from wallet gouging Xanadu, which one of you mongers has been to the Lynnwood Tokyo Spa or Everett Magic Spa recently? Someone recently posted about having a decent experience at CHC Massage in Lynnwood, which was horrible when I went there back in 2023. My experience at Rainbow Health Center in Lynnwood back in 2022 wasn't so great either. Are their ladies providing more than a weak fingertip tracing / body pushing massage now?