Massage Parlor Reports

**Nojudging** · 03-11-26 15:31

Everyone's in it for something different. I'm prioritizing the actual massage having sex, and finding that more difficult to research. I'm hoping to get info on a good looking, younger provider in a clean location, who can give a legit / good massage and then finishes me off at the end. In LA.

I'm looking for someone cute / hot, not too skinny, under 35 (30?) and don't really need them to pretend to want to fuck me. Is that too much to as? Or are all the hot ones actually providing FS?

I just can't get over the idea of some woman eating like 5 dudes ass throughout the morning and I make out with her in the afternoon. But to each their own.

DMs are open if you're looking to keep it on the dl.

**Im Yours** · 03-10-26 21:45

Originally Posted by LC310 [View Original Post]

What did you tip? Too bad it seems she doesn't offer BBFS. Or does she?

Oh my bad, forgot to include.

60 for house.

160 for service. I gave her 140 first, but she worked hard as I kind of take a long time so I popped an extra 20.

**LC310** · 03-10-26 20:16

Originally Posted by ImYours [View Original Post]

A very shapely provider who is bubbly and fun. Probably late 30's but can pass for early 30's. A little business like but tries to turn the GFE sometimes. YMMV.

F: 7 - smaller oval face, cute nose.

B: 8. 5 - She is pretty tall prob 5'7-8, very shapely, large ass especially for an Asian, MM C's that have nipples slightly pointed in different directions in certain positions. They pretty well done from the feeling of them, she probably had Bs and got the implants to keep them from sagging vs getting a huge chest. She is not toned but obviously, not fat at all.

A: 8 - Very high-ish almost Japanese anime voice and like to please. Was down for any position. Pretty good aural feedback. Might have fake moaned a little too much.

S: 8 - Decent DFK, Good B2B, good catbath, more aggressive BBBJ, flexible and good in all positions we tried (K9, standing K9, standing mish, missionary, CG). CG grind was good, but she is a little boney down there (8/10). Lots of on / off DFK, sometimes she wanted it a lot sometimes she avoided my mouth, she concentrated to get her O, her pussy gets very hot when that happens.

E: enough for direction and a couple "give it to me."

I'd repeat, probably will get better with multiple visits.

What did you tip? Too bad it seems she doesn't offer BBFS. Or does she?

**Calorie** · 03-10-26 19:50

Originally Posted by Tae1010 [View Original Post]

Looking for someone 50+ or much older for massage, if you know where one is preferably towards SGV pm me.

Looks don't matter, thank you!

You should do fine.

**Tae1010** · 03-10-26 15:28

Looking for someone 50+ or much older for massage, if you know where one is preferably towards SGV pm me.

Looks don't matter, thank you!

**Jbjb1983** · 03-10-26 15:00

That's the new name for C9! Sounds like the store next door either the gas station or the tools to go reported them. Yesterday I was texted they were opening today. So those that want to risk it.

**Im Yours** · 03-10-26 11:59

A very shapely provider who is bubbly and fun. Probably late 30's but can pass for early 30's. A little business like but tries to turn the GFE sometimes. YMMV.

F: 7 - smaller oval face, cute nose.

B: 8. 5 - She is pretty tall prob 5'7-8, very shapely, large ass especially for an Asian, MM C's that have nipples slightly pointed in different directions in certain positions. They pretty well done from the feeling of them, she probably had Bs and got the implants to keep them from sagging vs getting a huge chest. She is not toned but obviously, not fat at all.

A: 8 - Very high-ish almost Japanese anime voice and like to please. Was down for any position. Pretty good aural feedback. Might have fake moaned a little too much.

S: 8 - Decent DFK, Good B2B, good catbath, more aggressive BBBJ, flexible and good in all positions we tried (K9, standing K9, standing mish, missionary, CG). CG grind was good, but she is a little boney down there (8/10). Lots of on / off DFK, sometimes she wanted it a lot sometimes she avoided my mouth, she concentrated to get her O, her pussy gets very hot when that happens.

E: enough for direction and a couple "give it to me."

I'd repeat, probably will get better with multiple visits.

**Mlb1972** · 03-10-26 01:50

Originally Posted by Calorie [View Original Post]

And is she under 50 (age not price).

She works Sunday, Monday, Tuesday.

**Calorie** · 03-09-26 19:53

Originally Posted by Mlb1972 [View Original Post]

Is there some knock on this place that I don't know about? I had a great time with Bella yesterday. Great massage, great tits, really fun.

And is she under 50 (age not price).

**Mlb1972** · 03-09-26 17:33

Is there some knock on this place that I don't know about? I had a great time with Bella yesterday. Great massage, great tits, really fun.

**PlayerN818** · 03-09-26 17:15

Originally Posted by Calorie [View Original Post]

That site was pretty basic. I remember my reviews from there and it was like 5-10 data points you could enter. I do recall all of the gals being age 36-40, which I understood to mean who the fuck knows how old these prostitutes are. I remember reviewing the massages I got from michelle in marina del rey, she was this yoga mentally ill older gal who gave me head during a handjob and I was fingering the best Bush ever and then I popped in her hair. It was great. I did better with her than most did and then I friended her and helped her out with some personal matters, which, per my usual, I dropped the ball on. She told me to fuck off when I contacted her again. Good times.

One review got you 10 days free. I waited till the local reviews count was high enough, then posted on whatever my latest stop was. I'm shocked, SHOCKED, that A. I. Fucked over something good.

**Calorie** · 03-09-26 16:51

Originally Posted by VulvaNut [View Original Post]

So that's how it went down, interesting. Thanks Willie. For many years they had been promising that a redesign was coming, but no one ever imagined the monstrosity when it was finally birthed. Too bad about the foul circumstances.

I had well over a hundred there myself, straight up reviews, not commentary- and it was fun to reread some of them (going back to 2008 or so, including some early sessions with budding legends, etc.).

That site was pretty basic. I remember my reviews from there and it was like 5-10 data points you could enter. I do recall all of the gals being age 36-40, which I understood to mean who the fuck knows how old these prostitutes are. I remember reviewing the massages I got from michelle in marina del rey, she was this yoga mentally ill older gal who gave me head during a handjob and I was fingering the best Bush ever and then I popped in her hair. It was great. I did better with her than most did and then I friended her and helped her out with some personal matters, which, per my usual, I dropped the ball on. She told me to fuck off when I contacted her again. Good times.

**Vulva Nut** · 03-09-26 02:31

Originally Posted by Willie23 [View Original Post]

Boy howdy. I had over 200 reviews on M P are and had some discussion with the guy whose infrastructure support people basically blackmailed him and took down the site. He was foolishly optimistic that "using AI," he could rebuild the site and access the database. Well, like most people relying on AI, he was seriously wrong. It was a great resource, but I'm afraid it's gone forever.

So that's how it went down, interesting. Thanks Willie. For many years they had been promising that a redesign was coming, but no one ever imagined the monstrosity when it was finally birthed. Too bad about the foul circumstances.

I had well over a hundred there myself, straight up reviews, not commentary- and it was fun to reread some of them (going back to 2008 or so, including some early sessions with budding legends, etc.).

**Markmc12** · 03-08-26 18:34

Originally Posted by ShamelessTits [View Original Post]

Where you find them k-girls?

I think there is a session on the forum for that, it is under here:

https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...cussion-forum-(please-post-reviews-in-the-review-forum).

**Samuel Ryanato** · 03-08-26 15:32

Was visiting some family up north and tried this place based on some reviews. Jessie was assigned to me as I walked in. She looked to be late 20's petite asian girl with good figure but a little roll when sitting. Has long dark brown hair and nice soft skin. She also got that sensual look which was a plus. Spoke only basic English in a quiet sweet manner. Gave the donation straigthward and she led me to her room and got me undressed. Went through the initial cleaning and soft sensual massage with her hands gliding everywhere to turn me on. Eventually went down near my thigh and teased me a bit to get me turned on. On the flip started stroking the dragon and I plopped her tits out. I played with her nipped and she smiled and leaned in bare mouth and went wet and deep on the dragon. I was definitely hungry for more but she did a good job slobbering on my thing. Finally I busted my nut and she cleaned me up and we chatted a bit.