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03-06-26 10:22 #17695Regular Member

Posts: 15I could really benefit from a Blue session right about now. And always.
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03-06-26 02:30 #17694Regular Member

Posts: 167I pranked Hailey, LOL. Don't worry, in a nice way.
TL; DR.
Beautiful girl, perfect 10 for me in body, face, service, and attitude. Looks are always YMMV but she's gorgeous IMHO and I wouldn't change a thing. Amazingly nice and kind person. Unreally sweet personality. Out of this world service. This is my 11th visit with her. I'm a guy that doesn't normally repeat. I guess I can't say it anymore, LOL. All of your standard acronyms on the table. GFE, DFK, BBBJ, DATY, DATO, 69, TUMA, CFS, and more BBBJ afterwards. Amazing erotic shower with body slides if that's your thing.
Review.
I've seen Hailey 10 times prior to this and reviewed that girl almost every time. I just can't get enough of her. Between the sweet personality, amazing service, and gorgeous face and body, nobody else comes close for me personally. I've seen her so many times that I started joking with her about getting a tattoo of her name. Chinese character tattoos are all the rage, and nobody knows what the fuck they mean. Not even the person getting a tattoo, most of the time, LOL. So I told her nobody would even know it's her name. Plus it can be translated as "Jasmin Sea" or "Sea of Jasmin" from the Chinese characters, LOL. Maybe I'm the biggest Sea Jasmin fan ever, LOL. We had a good laugh about it. I'm sure she didn't think I'd do it. She should've known better, LOL. I went home and got some erasable body markers and an exacto knife, LOL. Easily created a DIY stencil with outlines of the characters and painted it in with body markers on my arm. End result was surprisingly realistic, LOL, and can totally survive a shower (and an intense session with Hailey, as was proven later, LOL).
Day of the appointment, tattoo was intact and ready for action, LOL. Hailey met me at the door and introduced me to Kitty. No, not her own kitty, LOL, met that one many times and absolutely love it. One of the new girls this month is Kitty, who was standing right there. Cute girl, pretty face, nice body, very very friendly. Got pretty handsy with me instantly. I would imagine she would be a good time. Kitty did some friendly meowing to justify the name (yes, really, LOL), and rubbed on my little guy that was ready for action. Of course she offered "2 girl session" with Hailey, but I'm not a big fan of AMP threesomes. So I took of the jacket and flashed my newly minted tat with Hailey's name. They both started cracking up. Hailey rubbed on it to make sure it was real, and it sure seemed that way. Her eyes got big and she couldn't stop giggling. Mission accomplished, LOL. If I sound proud as fuck of pulling off a successful prank, I'm guilty as charged, LOL. I had to tell Kitty "sorry, Hailey is my wife now, see the tattoo". I don't think I could've given her a more convincing argument as to why I wasn't interested, LOL. Kitty is hot though.
So we are alone in the room with Hailey, making out, and she's still laughing and trying to see if the tattoo rubs off. It didn't, LOL. I told her we are soulmates and the tattoo is there to stay, LOL. Not sure what was going through her head, but she's Hailey and she was just cracking up and kissing me. What a great fucking way to start a session. Totally worth the work, LOL. Whatever makes that girl laugh. Though she's so sweet and easygoing that it's not a hard task. And such an amazing fucking kisser. I love her fresh and sweet her mouth is. We always start and end with a mouthwash toast, but I swear she must use it during the session as well, because no matter when we are kissing, her mouth is always amazing. Just like the rest of her. One of the few girls I don't have a problem doing DATO with, my tongue almost in, LOL. She is just amazingly clean and sweet tasting.
After that start, the remainder of the session was testing the tattoo endurance, LOL. Erotic shower with Hailey sliding over me was a successful test. She tried to rub it off in the shower, still laughing about it, and it's surprisingly hard to remove. We left it on for more testing later.
Back in the room, and the tattoo got another test during DATY. Hailey always grasps your hands hard, and you know when you are doing the right thing by the amount of crushing pressure, LOL. After three Os for her (2 in DATY and one if 69) we called it a successful test. She also made sure my hair was real by pulling on it in DATY, LOL. Both hair and tattoo survived, LOL.
Amazing TUMA from her, and then we are off to the main event. I'm never very creative here, so we tested the tattoo only in standing mish and then CG finish. Don't take me wrong, anything with Hailey is intense as fuck, with her grasping my arms, my hands, my neck, etc. And always lots of kissing.
Hot towel clean-up, mouth wash toast, and it was time to run. It's cute and endearing that she still dresses me afterwards. I've seen a few girls that would dress me the first time, but then stop doing it if I repeat. Never Hailey. She is always as attentive and sweet with me the entire session, every single time I see her. She never takes my repeats for granted. That's the main reason I can't stop, and I can't see anyone else, LOL. It's one of those "Hailey. Attempt no substitute" situations, LOL.
One the way out I got to glimpse Lemon briefly. She's another cutie with a short haircut, cute face, and a nice body (wearing clothes, LOL, but seemed nice to me). Very friendly and another one that started insisting "2 girl next time", LOL. I think they get it that I'm not coming to Blue Jade without seeing Hailey, LOL, so being the 3rd wheel for us is the best they can hope for. But I'll say that the entire lineup at Blue Jade is looks great again. Walked out of the building with Hailey showing off her butt (dress pulled up, LOL) and Lemon waving to me.
Jumped in the car and drove home, smiling like an idiot, proudly displaying "Hailey" tattoo to anyone that wants to look. Yes it washed off in 1 minute with a bit of soap and a brush, LOL. Curious if Hailey will be disappointed or relieved, LOL.
My prior review of Hailey, with links to the rest of the reviews.
https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7542820
(skin was AI replaced in the attached image but the ink is untouched, LOL).
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03-06-26 02:23 #17693Senior Member

Posts: 38Jenny at JM
All,
Took your recommendation and went to see Jenny. Her tits were perfect and had a mind blowing session with her and nice massage to finish. Before I left Jenny introduced me to the other two ladies, Mia and Andrea. They try to triple team me. It was pretty hot. I might hit up the Hispanic Andrea. She is very curvy and big ass booty.
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03-06-26 02:19 #17692Regular Member

Posts: 167Isn't Pretty Woman a true story? Starring myself and Hailey, LOL
I thought that's how it always works out, no? That would be a major disappointment if not, LOL. Hailey is definitely a pretty woman. We are going to ignore the fact that I'm not Richard Gere in almost all aspects, LOL.
Originally Posted by KrDoggy
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03-06-26 02:13 #17691Regular Member

Posts: 167Thank you brother, though all thanks go to Hailey
That girl is the reason I (and everyone else) can't shut up about her LOL. I'd selfishly love to keep her all to myself, but the cat was out of the bag way before my reviews, LOL. And I could never do that to that girl of course. Never met a more deserving pro girl.
Originally Posted by Applepie067
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03-06-26 01:43 #17690Regular Member

Posts: 5No, Yoyo is not Yuki.
Originally Posted by Supermanamp
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03-05-26 22:40 #17689Regular Member

Posts: 23Agree 100% as the other girl there was also a smoke show and MMS has a sexy little vibe to her. I went to JM a few weeks back when beibei was there and she sold me on JM as it was my first visit. GFE, BBBJ, multiple positions, and she was very into the session. With Andrea it was very robotic in the sense that there was minimal warmup that went straight to the flip with the rubber already out and she was definitely keeping track of the clock. Deed was done and she's hot af so no harm no foul. But for the standard $$ donation I have a few better options that I would rather go with to spend my hard earned gooner bucks. TBH the main reason I went to JM was because Rita had a line out the door for her yesterday! Stopped by twice at Q and each time it was 3 car minimum in the lot. I will definitely try JM again but with a different girl.
Originally Posted by DrtyHarry
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03-05-26 20:28 #17688Regular Member

Posts: 94Is Yoyo actually Yuki?
It appears you are saying Yoyo is actually Yuki who I reviewed mid Feb. Now it makes sense.
Originally Posted by Manager9
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03-05-26 19:02 #17687Senior Member

Posts: 112Elsa at Tokyo Spa
I recently made the drive south to Tokyo Spa for a pre-booked session with Elsa and it was well worth the trip.
As others have noted, she's genuinely cute and very pretty: slim build, an incredible pair of breasts, and a beautiful face to match.
She greeted me warmly right away with a friendly attitude, a quick kiss, and some playful teasing. We began with a solid, relaxing massage before transitioning to the main event. The BBBJ was outstanding. She maintained excellent eye contact throughout. From there, we moved to DATY, then mutual hand play on her kitty, and finally some great sideways / cuddling action.
I had an excellent time overall and would definitely repeat more often if I lived closer. If you're planning a visit to Tokyo Spa, booking with Elsa is highly recommended. Total cost was the standard $$.
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03-05-26 18:13 #17686Senior Member

Posts: 170She hates this job but does it for money. She keeps on changing her name to get customers. I have described her in one of my previous posts. I'll have to check out Rita but I'll avoid the resting bittch face yoyo like I avoid kale. She leaves in about a week.
Originally Posted by ScrambledSofa
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03-05-26 17:42 #17685Regular Member

Posts: 94Rita is One of Angela's Teachers
Angela has recommended I go see Rita and she indeed called her teacher. I live too far from this shop but I might give it a try if one of Angela's teachers is working there. Angela also calls Blue her teacher. Sometimes the students become better than the teachers so Angela is still the GOAT. It does sound like Yoyo might have been upset that Rita joined in which I'm surprised but yeah there are situations where some of these girls just don't get along.
Originally Posted by ScrambledSofa
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03-05-26 17:33 #17684Senior Member

Posts: 737Sad to read this
Yoyo (current name) is so hot and so skilled. She just can't get out of her own way with her emotional swings. Duo offers completely standard at that shop.
Originally Posted by ScrambledSofa
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03-05-26 17:30 #17683Senior Member

Posts: 737Think they are testing pricing
Was 3 $ with quality girls before. Smooched Kitty again today, she will test your willpower.
Originally Posted by DirtyFuk
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03-05-26 16:41 #17682Regular Member

Posts: 5Q Massage
Two new girls at Q massage!
I went in today and met Yoyo at the door. I asked if Rita was available and she wasn't. No problem, Yoyo was very attractive, slim and stacked. She has a very traditionally sexy look, so I had no problem following her back to the room.
I took a quick shower, and as I headed back to the room Rita was walking past (fully nude) and I won't lie, I stared. She asked if I was interested in a duo, which I eagerly accepted. I heard Yoyo and Rita chat outside for a moment, then Yoyo came in and started off with a quick massage, straight into some fantastic BBBJ, but not before she gave me the most intense clorox wipe down of my life. To be honest, it was kind of painful. Up until now though, that was my only complaint for Yoyo. She had a fit body, great skills, and seemed to enjoy the job. A few minutes later, Rita poked her head in. This is when things started to go wrong. For some reason, Yoyo seemed taken aback by this, and quickly exited the room. Rita was extremely kind to me and also started providing me some amazing service, but when Yoyo finally got back it was total ice queen for the rest of the session from Yoyo. To be honest, the vibe was terrible and Rita was doing everything she could to save it. Yoyo basically refused to talk to me, and kept trying to clorox wipe me in literally every free moment. I speak some Chinese, and she pretty much complained the whole visit. It's a shame, because Yoyo is super hot, and I would have loved to have a proper duo with them. I guess she felt like Rita had stolen her customer? At the end of the visit, Rita stepped out to wash up and yoyo basically berated me for not just making an appointment with Rita. She told me walking in was a waste of time if there was a specific girl I wanted to see. This kind of pissed me off because I found yoyo plenty attractive, but her attitude just totally killed it for me.
The visit was honestly so bad and weird that Rita apologized at the end, and suggested I return to see just one of them. I've never had an experience like this before at an AMP, and it honestly sucked.
I will back up the glowing reviews for Rita, she is extremely sweet, sexy, and good at what she does. I almost don't want to say this because I know this is going to blow her up, but she told me Angela referred her here, and that Angela actually calls Rita sifu (master) because Rita taught Angela the job.
Honestly, I think Rita and Yoyo are both fantastic individual providers, and I think I legitimately would have had a fantastic time with just Yoyo. Unfortunately, I think perhaps the two of them maybe just don't get along? Unsure. All I know is, definitely don't take the 4 hands offer this time.
I hate to leave a bad review because I know that this is their livelihood, but I truly felt treated unfairly as a customer today.
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03-05-26 15:08 #17681Senior Member

Posts: 584400 $$ at!
That is highway robbery!
Originally Posted by KrDoggy
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I can pump and dump msog with an US Citizen msog for that!







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