Massage Parlor Reports

[CanadianGod6]

Damn! You definitely showed me that the few reviews I have posted are all useless and overall shitty. I won't waste more time with more details, but I will save your post & at least keep it in mind, if not re-read it again when posting future reviews.

Just post your honest experience, bro. Don't follow everyone else's format or be influenced by anyone else. We can tell when someone is having a mind blowing experience vs. A stat sheet repeats these MMS Bots write.

[CanadianGod6]

Look, for less than $2 in damage for two girls to give you attention in LA, Butterfly and other local places are a deal.

I read from a Monger that if a place offers 4 hands or has girls walking in on you, it only means the spa isn't get much business at all. 100 for each girll? Lets be honest here. Either MMS is putting you up to this, or you're not being clear with the charge here.

The girls are not that hot, they are very basic 6's at best. I'd rather visit Du Calme or Cloud 9 when it opens this week for a real 4 hand experience. Not this lay on the bed with your socks still on type of bullshit.

[DavidC27]

Too true that a lot of both mongers and providers have their "scripts". So we will hear a lot of the same things.

Thats definitely NOT what I look for in a review, "yeah I did A, B, C, etc. " You and everyone else, haha.

What is too rarely delivered but so important in a review is an actual, detailed description of the provider. Not what you did, not the usual subjective "she was hot"/ cute, or basic "big D tits", or "clean-shaven". These mean little because they can be for literally thousands of providers.

I always wonder why would a reviewer just give basic tit info without describing the nipple, which is what you are actually sucking.

Why would someone only describe the "hairstyle" of the pussy? And not the labia / clit, which is what you are sucking and fucking??

This where the freakin rubber meets the road, but are some reviewers prude about such things? Or don't observe / don't care, whether its a tiny tight nipple or a big soft one that feels good in the mouth?

Maybe its all a blur, but they're just happy to give the play by play. I've seen several reviews lately that oddly keep highlighting how smoothly transitions were handled by the provider..

Damn! You definitely showed me that the few reviews I have posted are all useless and overall shitty. I won't waste more time with more details, but I will save your post & at least keep it in mind, if not re-read it again when posting future reviews.

[SGVLatino]

I had a good experience there today. I have seen loads of hotties there. Sorry you got unlucky.

Look, for less than $2 in damage for two girls to give you attention in LA, Butterfly and other local places are a deal.

[CanadianGod6]

Same as for the comments on Butterfly, I had my worst experience since a long time at Happy. All reviewers are recent posters, around 30 posts / shills.

Again, it seems botted for the MMS just to upsell the business for Mongers looking for a quick pornhub fuck, and them to make a quick buck.

Honestly, the best reviews I've read and trusted are the ones that have no bullshit or fluff, or whatever. People find out for themselves, then report what actually happened. Good or bad. Not this rubmaps (most of them botted as well) format bullshit.

[SabertoothPeni]

Yesterday the MMS texted me about their new girl Sunny. She said she was young and very pretty so I went over right away.

Sunny greeted me wearing a dress with high heels that looked perfect on her. With some makeup on I guessed late 20's. She's about 5'3" and slim with a nice figure.

After I paid the house fee and tip I undressed and lay face down. It was the usual sensual massage. She teased between my legs and rubbed her soft C-cup tits all over my back. It felt really good.

When I flipped over I sat up on the edge of the table. We started with some light kissing while I slapped my cock against her smooth pussy. She did not stop and I could feel she got wet fast. She then had me lay down and gave me a really nice BBBJ with lots of spit. I asked to switch to 69 so I could eat her out. Her pussy got soaking wet almost immediately.

We started the main event in missionary. I switched to side missionary and played with her nipples the whole time. She clearly loved it. Doggy was excellent and her ass looked amazing. She also rode me in both CG and RCG..

I had a similar and equally positive experience with her.

[MarvelLee]

People like you are part of the problem. No accurate descriptions of the girls nor names to go by, just generic copy and paste reviews from the other Mongers. Name the hotties, you mentioned! Because I've seen Stella, flabby d cups, with no ass. And Michelle is a complete chopped average looking skinny Asian chick who's probably used more than a dirty cum rag. There are no hotties here, just a bunch of 6's at best. The services might be true, but a lot of them have been blown way out of proportion.

All of your descriptions are the same because you bot from each others generic ass review, and for the Manager herself.

You're not fooling anyone here with this I've been there, so true me bullshit.

You get exactly what you pay for. From the very beginning when I started writing mp reviews, I've always made it clear that my reviews are based purely on MP standards — never compared to agency escorts, and definitely not to the level of high-end hot models.

Also, Asian agency escort's rate is around 360–400 per hour. If you want BBFS, it's an extra 100–200. Oh, and just to be clear, that price range is only for some average Japanese girls (most of the really good ones are on the East Coast) or older Korean girl (those 35+ or even 40+ who use heavy makeup and surgery to pass as young and good figure). Slightly younger and prettier Chinese girls in LA typically charge 800, and they almost exclusively see Chinese clients. As for truly high-quality young and beautiful Korean girls, several I know have already gone independent, and their rates range from 500 to 1,200 per hour.

[MarvelLee]

Yesterday the MMS texted me about their new girl Sunny. She said she was young and very pretty so I went over right away.

Sunny greeted me wearing a dress with high heels that looked perfect on her. With some makeup on I guessed late 20's. She's about 5'3" and slim with a nice figure.

After I paid the house fee and tip I undressed and lay face down. It was the usual sensual massage. She teased between my legs and rubbed her soft C-cup tits all over my back. It felt really good.

When I flipped over I sat up on the edge of the table. We started with some light kissing while I slapped my cock against her smooth pussy. She did not stop and I could feel she got wet fast. She then had me lay down and gave me a really nice BBBJ with lots of spit. I asked to switch to 69 so I could eat her out. Her pussy got soaking wet almost immediately.

We started the main event in missionary. I switched to side missionary and played with her nipples the whole time. She clearly loved it. Doggy was excellent and her ass looked amazing. She also rode me in both CG and RCG.

When I was getting close I asked for CIM. She jumped off and started blowing me again. I told her to go slow and she took her time. I came with a big load in her mouth and she went to spit.

We still had some time left so she gave me a relaxing massage until the session ended. Sunny is a good girl with a great attitude. I was very satisfied.

[SabertoothPeni]

People like you are part of the problem. No accurate descriptions of the girls nor names to go by, just generic copy and paste reviews from the other Mongers. Name the hotties, you mentioned! Because I've seen Stella, flabby d cups, with no ass. And Michelle is a complete chopped average looking skinny Asian chick who's probably used more than a dirty cum rag. There are no hotties here, just a bunch of 6's at best. The services might be true, but a lot of them have been blown way out of proportion.

All of your descriptions are the same because you bot from each others generic ass review, and for the Manager herself.

You're not fooling anyone here with this I've been there, so true me bullshit.

I've been there more, and I find it to be an all around good place with a good rotation. Sunny was pretty great today.

You made a lot of accusations, and I assume that's because you had a bad time there. No need to shit on the place or me. Lot's of other places for you to go.

[Leche]

Same as for the comments on Butterfly, I had my worst experience since a long time at Happy. All reviewers are recent posters, around 30 posts / shills.

I had an appointment with another girl, but I arrived early and she was still busy. Ella happened to be available, She is about 5'3" with a slim build and beautiful full D-cup breasts, she was in a dress and I found her beautiful, so I decided to switch to her instead.

She was a bit shy at first, but after some chit-chat, she warmed up and opened up nicely. I handed her the house fee and tip, then she stepped out to grab supplies. I quickly undressed and lay on the table. When she returned and saw me lying there, she giggled and got right to work.

She started with me face down, rubbing her soft D-cups all over my back while kissing and licking my skin. When I flipped over, she went down and sucked my cock and balls, which felt amazing. I spun her around into 69 so I could return the favor. Her pussy was neatly trimmed, clean, and tasted sweet. She ground hard on my face while sucking me intensely and came really hard.

We then moved to the main event. She rolled on the condom and mounted me in ACG. We switched through several positions, but missionary was by far the best. I tried to make out with her, but she only gave LFK. I eventually blew a huge load in the bag.

Afterward, she cleaned me up with hot towels and ended the session with a decent massage.

Hope this helps. Enjoy!

[JacobXoxo]

I had an appointment with another girl, but I arrived early and she was still busy. Ella happened to be available, She is about 5'3" with a slim build and beautiful full D-cup breasts, she was in a dress and I found her beautiful, so I decided to switch to her instead.

She was a bit shy at first, but after some chit-chat, she warmed up and opened up nicely. I handed her the house fee and tip, then she stepped out to grab supplies. I quickly undressed and lay on the table. When she returned and saw me lying there, she giggled and got right to work.

She started with me face down, rubbing her soft D-cups all over my back while kissing and licking my skin. When I flipped over, she went down and sucked my cock and balls, which felt amazing. I spun her around into 69 so I could return the favor. Her pussy was neatly trimmed, clean, and tasted sweet. She ground hard on my face while sucking me intensely and came really hard.

We then moved to the main event. She rolled on the condom and mounted me in ACG. We switched through several positions, but missionary was by far the best. I tried to make out with her, but she only gave LFK. I eventually blew a huge load in the bag.

Afterward, she cleaned me up with hot towels and ended the session with a decent massage.

Hope this helps. Enjoy!

[CanadianGod6]

I had a good experience there today. I have seen loads of hotties there. Sorry you got unlucky.

Like who? Stella? Old Chinese Mamasan with a flat ass and barely d cups at best? Michelle? Averagele looking girl with no body, ass or tits? People like you contribute to the problem and gas up this spot so much. Invalid descriptions, maybe some services are accurate. And now it makes sense why you all say the same thing! You probably covering up for the manager or something like that. Is she cutting you a deal? Lmao.

[Vulva Nut]

I've done a few for happy and butterfly and all are real or replies that share my agreement from another reviewer. Honestly, I've read many of the reviews and they seem extremely similar to my experience.

Both locations are pretty solid for MP spots. Just don't expect super hot models. Try escort agencies if you want hotter choices.

Too true that a lot of both mongers and providers have their "scripts". So we will hear a lot of the same things.

Thats definitely NOT what I look for in a review, "yeah I did A, B, C, etc. " You and everyone else, haha.

What is too rarely delivered but so important in a review is an actual, detailed description of the provider. Not what you did, not the usual subjective "she was hot"/ cute, or basic "big D tits", or "clean-shaven". These mean little because they can be for literally thousands of providers.

I always wonder why would a reviewer just give basic tit info without describing the nipple, which is what you are actually sucking.

Why would someone only describe the "hairstyle" of the pussy? And not the labia / clit, which is what you are sucking and fucking??

This where the freakin rubber meets the road, but are some reviewers prude about such things? Or don't observe / don't care, whether its a tiny tight nipple or a big soft one that feels good in the mouth?

Maybe its all a blur, but they're just happy to give the play by play. I've seen several reviews lately that oddly keep highlighting how smoothly transitions were handled by the provider.

We all have preferences for body type, nipples, naughty bits, hair, faces etc. These details are one of the ways that this provider is unique, lets us know whether we want to see that particular provider. And then IF we are getting the one we came for, or bait and switched with a different "Sasa".

Describe the girl, under the hood-- if you are human.

[SabertoothPeni]

I've been to Butterfly and it's not at all like how it is in these ChatGPTSTD reviews! A bunch of Asian hags, with saggy tits, flat asses- trying to do the most. Their services feel very mechanical and they rush you out the door if they don't know you. Repeat customers probably botting for the Manager, but not being honest about the whatever experience. I'm not sure about Happy Spa, I can't really speak for them.

I had a good experience there today. I have seen loads of hotties there. Sorry you got unlucky.

[CanadianGod6]

Yup all fake reviews written with AI.

All follow the same formula.

Had free time called mms.

22 yo natural.

DFK BBBJ best I ever had.

69.

Many positions.

Blew in bag.

Hug and kiss would repeat.

No one writes like that.

I've been to Butterfly and it's not at all like how it is in these ChatGPTSTD reviews! A bunch of Asian hags, with saggy tits, flat asses- trying to do the most. Their services feel very mechanical and they rush you out the door if they don't know you. Repeat customers probably botting for the Manager, but not being honest about the whatever experience. I'm not sure about Happy Spa, I can't really speak for them.