Massage Parlor Reports

[Ireland1988]

Have the people complaining about Butterfly reviews been there? I'm relatively new to Pasadena.

But I've come to appreciate this place. I saw Stella and GiGi and had a great time with both. It's good value for your money, it isn't Cloud 9 in Culver or Top in Hawthorne but it's great for what it is.

Anyone have recs on other local spots? So many in the area, are most of them are&T that should be avoided? I'm happy to TOFTT if anyone has advice.

[Vulva Nut]

Damn! You definitely showed me that the few reviews I have posted are all useless and overall shitty. I won't waste more time with more details, but I will save your post & at least keep it in mind, if not re-read it again when posting future reviews.

You're cool D. They are valuable anyway, post what you live- and see and feel, the more info the better.

I've been on here a long ass time. I'm just saying real description adds to the review tremendously.

The purpose of this whole site is for us to help each other find providers we want to see.

(Bots and shills never describe details, like clit size and nipple shape, they talk in generalities- she was hot, etc, stat sheets).

In our neck of the woods we are lucky to have the pluck of hundreds of providers, many doing the same stuff, but, each unique in looks and bodies.

Its not like we are little boys just happy to fuck anything, many of us have detailed physical preferences when we have the choice.

Anyway, have fun brothers.

[MarvelLee]

As expected, you're botting for this spot. You just admitted that the quality of these girls aren't all that great at all. We all know you get what you pay for, but don't make it sound like this place offers anything special you can't get anywhere else. BBBJ, standard nowadays, DFK standard nowadays, 69 Standard nowadays, CIM etc.

Also, the fact that MMS texted you, and you come out with a review almost immediately is a clear indication that you are upselling for this spot. I have no bias, but I'm tired of people like you trying to convince me what I experienced wasn't the truth.

I'm not trying to convince you at all. What I mean is, an AMP is just an AMP. The reviews I write are based purely on AMP standards. I don't mix in those Asian agency escorts at all — I have a completely separate judgment system for them.

For me, I only go to an AMP when I need to relax and a quick release. It's cheap, it gets the job done, and if there are a few nice extras or highlights, that's just a bonus.

Also, one more thing: hit or miss and YMMV are literally the most common reality in this hobby.

[DavidC27]

Too true that a lot of both mongers and providers have their "scripts". So we will hear a lot of the same things.

Thats definitely NOT what I look for in a review, "yeah I did A, B, C, etc. " You and everyone else, haha.

What is too rarely delivered but so important in a review is an actual, detailed description of the provider. Not what you did, not the usual subjective "she was hot"/ cute, or basic "big D tits", or "clean-shaven". These mean little because they can be for literally thousands of providers.

I always wonder why would a reviewer just give basic tit info without describing the nipple, which is what you are actually sucking.

Why would someone only describe the "hairstyle" of the pussy? And not the labia / clit, which is what you are sucking and fucking??

This where the freakin rubber meets the road, but are some reviewers prude about such things? Or don't observe / don't care, whether its a tiny tight nipple or a big soft one that feels good in the mouth?

Maybe its all a blur, but they're just happy to give the play by play. I've seen several reviews lately that oddly keep highlighting how smoothly transitions were handled by the provider..

Damn! You definitely showed me that the few reviews I have posted are all useless and overall shitty. I won't waste more time with more details, but I will save your post & at least keep it in mind, if not re-read it again when posting future reviews.

[SGVLatino]

I had a good experience there today. I have seen loads of hotties there. Sorry you got unlucky.

Look, for less than $2 in damage for two girls to give you attention in LA, Butterfly and other local places are a deal.

[SabertoothPeni]

Yesterday the MMS texted me about their new girl Sunny. She said she was young and very pretty so I went over right away.

Sunny greeted me wearing a dress with high heels that looked perfect on her. With some makeup on I guessed late 20's. She's about 5'3" and slim with a nice figure.

After I paid the house fee and tip I undressed and lay face down. It was the usual sensual massage. She teased between my legs and rubbed her soft C-cup tits all over my back. It felt really good.

When I flipped over I sat up on the edge of the table. We started with some light kissing while I slapped my cock against her smooth pussy. She did not stop and I could feel she got wet fast. She then had me lay down and gave me a really nice BBBJ with lots of spit. I asked to switch to 69 so I could eat her out. Her pussy got soaking wet almost immediately.

We started the main event in missionary. I switched to side missionary and played with her nipples the whole time. She clearly loved it. Doggy was excellent and her ass looked amazing. She also rode me in both CG and RCG..

I had a similar and equally positive experience with her.

[MarvelLee]

People like you are part of the problem. No accurate descriptions of the girls nor names to go by, just generic copy and paste reviews from the other Mongers. Name the hotties, you mentioned! Because I've seen Stella, flabby d cups, with no ass. And Michelle is a complete chopped average looking skinny Asian chick who's probably used more than a dirty cum rag. There are no hotties here, just a bunch of 6's at best. The services might be true, but a lot of them have been blown way out of proportion.

All of your descriptions are the same because you bot from each others generic ass review, and for the Manager herself.

You're not fooling anyone here with this I've been there, so true me bullshit.

You get exactly what you pay for. From the very beginning when I started writing mp reviews, I've always made it clear that my reviews are based purely on MP standards — never compared to agency escorts, and definitely not to the level of high-end hot models.

Also, Asian agency escort's rate is around 360–400 per hour. If you want BBFS, it's an extra 100–200. Oh, and just to be clear, that price range is only for some average Japanese girls (most of the really good ones are on the East Coast) or older Korean girl (those 35+ or even 40+ who use heavy makeup and surgery to pass as young and good figure). Slightly younger and prettier Chinese girls in LA typically charge 800, and they almost exclusively see Chinese clients. As for truly high-quality young and beautiful Korean girls, several I know have already gone independent, and their rates range from 500 to 1,200 per hour.

[MarvelLee]

Yesterday the MMS texted me about their new girl Sunny. She said she was young and very pretty so I went over right away.

Sunny greeted me wearing a dress with high heels that looked perfect on her. With some makeup on I guessed late 20's. She's about 5'3" and slim with a nice figure.

After I paid the house fee and tip I undressed and lay face down. It was the usual sensual massage. She teased between my legs and rubbed her soft C-cup tits all over my back. It felt really good.

When I flipped over I sat up on the edge of the table. We started with some light kissing while I slapped my cock against her smooth pussy. She did not stop and I could feel she got wet fast. She then had me lay down and gave me a really nice BBBJ with lots of spit. I asked to switch to 69 so I could eat her out. Her pussy got soaking wet almost immediately.

We started the main event in missionary. I switched to side missionary and played with her nipples the whole time. She clearly loved it. Doggy was excellent and her ass looked amazing. She also rode me in both CG and RCG.

When I was getting close I asked for CIM. She jumped off and started blowing me again. I told her to go slow and she took her time. I came with a big load in her mouth and she went to spit.

We still had some time left so she gave me a relaxing massage until the session ended. Sunny is a good girl with a great attitude. I was very satisfied.

[SabertoothPeni]

People like you are part of the problem. No accurate descriptions of the girls nor names to go by, just generic copy and paste reviews from the other Mongers. Name the hotties, you mentioned! Because I've seen Stella, flabby d cups, with no ass. And Michelle is a complete chopped average looking skinny Asian chick who's probably used more than a dirty cum rag. There are no hotties here, just a bunch of 6's at best. The services might be true, but a lot of them have been blown way out of proportion.

All of your descriptions are the same because you bot from each others generic ass review, and for the Manager herself.

You're not fooling anyone here with this I've been there, so true me bullshit.

I've been there more, and I find it to be an all around good place with a good rotation. Sunny was pretty great today.

You made a lot of accusations, and I assume that's because you had a bad time there. No need to shit on the place or me. Lot's of other places for you to go.

[Leche]

Same as for the comments on Butterfly, I had my worst experience since a long time at Happy. All reviewers are recent posters, around 30 posts / shills.

I had an appointment with another girl, but I arrived early and she was still busy. Ella happened to be available, She is about 5'3" with a slim build and beautiful full D-cup breasts, she was in a dress and I found her beautiful, so I decided to switch to her instead.

She was a bit shy at first, but after some chit-chat, she warmed up and opened up nicely. I handed her the house fee and tip, then she stepped out to grab supplies. I quickly undressed and lay on the table. When she returned and saw me lying there, she giggled and got right to work.

She started with me face down, rubbing her soft D-cups all over my back while kissing and licking my skin. When I flipped over, she went down and sucked my cock and balls, which felt amazing. I spun her around into 69 so I could return the favor. Her pussy was neatly trimmed, clean, and tasted sweet. She ground hard on my face while sucking me intensely and came really hard.

We then moved to the main event. She rolled on the condom and mounted me in ACG. We switched through several positions, but missionary was by far the best. I tried to make out with her, but she only gave LFK. I eventually blew a huge load in the bag.

Afterward, she cleaned me up with hot towels and ended the session with a decent massage.

Hope this helps. Enjoy!

[JacobXoxo]

I had an appointment with another girl, but I arrived early and she was still busy. Ella happened to be available, She is about 5'3" with a slim build and beautiful full D-cup breasts, she was in a dress and I found her beautiful, so I decided to switch to her instead.

She was a bit shy at first, but after some chit-chat, she warmed up and opened up nicely. I handed her the house fee and tip, then she stepped out to grab supplies. I quickly undressed and lay on the table. When she returned and saw me lying there, she giggled and got right to work.

She started with me face down, rubbing her soft D-cups all over my back while kissing and licking my skin. When I flipped over, she went down and sucked my cock and balls, which felt amazing. I spun her around into 69 so I could return the favor. Her pussy was neatly trimmed, clean, and tasted sweet. She ground hard on my face while sucking me intensely and came really hard.

We then moved to the main event. She rolled on the condom and mounted me in ACG. We switched through several positions, but missionary was by far the best. I tried to make out with her, but she only gave LFK. I eventually blew a huge load in the bag.

Afterward, she cleaned me up with hot towels and ended the session with a decent massage.

Hope this helps. Enjoy!

[Vulva Nut]

I've done a few for happy and butterfly and all are real or replies that share my agreement from another reviewer. Honestly, I've read many of the reviews and they seem extremely similar to my experience.

Both locations are pretty solid for MP spots. Just don't expect super hot models. Try escort agencies if you want hotter choices.

Too true that a lot of both mongers and providers have their "scripts". So we will hear a lot of the same things.

Thats definitely NOT what I look for in a review, "yeah I did A, B, C, etc. " You and everyone else, haha.

What is too rarely delivered but so important in a review is an actual, detailed description of the provider. Not what you did, not the usual subjective "she was hot"/ cute, or basic "big D tits", or "clean-shaven". These mean little because they can be for literally thousands of providers.

I always wonder why would a reviewer just give basic tit info without describing the nipple, which is what you are actually sucking.

Why would someone only describe the "hairstyle" of the pussy? And not the labia / clit, which is what you are sucking and fucking??

This where the freakin rubber meets the road, but are some reviewers prude about such things? Or don't observe / don't care, whether its a tiny tight nipple or a big soft one that feels good in the mouth?

Maybe its all a blur, but they're just happy to give the play by play. I've seen several reviews lately that oddly keep highlighting how smoothly transitions were handled by the provider.

We all have preferences for body type, nipples, naughty bits, hair, faces etc. These details are one of the ways that this provider is unique, lets us know whether we want to see that particular provider. And then IF we are getting the one we came for, or bait and switched with a different "Sasa".

Describe the girl, under the hood-- if you are human.

[SabertoothPeni]

I've been to Butterfly and it's not at all like how it is in these ChatGPTSTD reviews! A bunch of Asian hags, with saggy tits, flat asses- trying to do the most. Their services feel very mechanical and they rush you out the door if they don't know you. Repeat customers probably botting for the Manager, but not being honest about the whatever experience. I'm not sure about Happy Spa, I can't really speak for them.

I had a good experience there today. I have seen loads of hotties there. Sorry you got unlucky.

[LoneStar109]

I stopped by Happy Spa late tonight to check out Yomi and she did not disappoint. After 5 minutes, Yomi walks into my room with a lovely upbeat attitude. She's about 5'1, pretty thicc-ly built but not fat at all, the right curves with big ole titties and nice round nipples if you're looking for a non-petite lady. She's probably around early 20's and her face is pretty attractive to me. Her English isn't the best but she tries her best to converse with me during the session and takes directions really well.

First she started with sliding her tits all over my back / legs and then finished up with a cat bath spending a lot of time around my butt, but not the starfish. After the flip, she went in for a long ass DFK session which was very nice. Probably the most aggressive tongue in my mouth action I've ever experience, but I'm not complaining it felt really good. Her BBBJ was pretty awesome with nice constant DT action and suction. I didn't even feel any teeth at all. She demanded I eat her pussy and I happily obeyed. She's got a trimmed Bush and her snatch tasted clean and juicy. After I was done eating her out, she got on all fours and gave me a very sensual BBBJ while I was kneeling on the massage table. I almost busted so I asked her to stop and put the cover on. We started with ACG and ended with mish. I unfortunately lasted 2 positions with her as the mish and DFK combo made me cum almost instantly. I unloaded 3 days worth of cum in her mouth and she took it like a champ by sucking and waiting for every drop to exit my penis lmao. She wiped down my slong while still having my load melt in her mouth. After she was done cleaning, she opened her mouth and let me see my own cum drip down her lower lip / chin onto a bundle of tissue. First time a provider let me see cum drip down her face and in the heat of the moment, I sat up and DFK her for the next two minutes and unfortunately tasted my own cum LMAO. We did the BT afterwards and she gave me a hot towel wipe down. After we both got dressed, we continued to DFK and flirt for a bit and I left a really happy dude.

[Stinger##]

Yes definitely, all the "reviews" for Happy, and most of Butterfly seem like shills.

I've done a few for happy and butterfly and all are real or replies that share my agreement from another reviewer. Honestly, I've read many of the reviews and they seem extremely similar to my experience.

Both locations are pretty solid for MP spots. Just don't expect super hot models. Try escort agencies if you want hotter choices.