Massage Parlor Reports

**HelloThar** · 03-06-26 15:15

Originally Posted by Uberman2006 [View Original Post]

Texted the Best for Pics of the new girls and this is what she send. Are these accurate?

I find it hilarious that CC is the hottest to me and she's wearing sweatpants while the rest are in dresses and lingerie.

Not that the pictures are accurate I'm sure.

**LeoLeoLeo** · 03-06-26 14:15

Originally Posted by JpLovesBlondes [View Original Post]

I just copy pasted the last 3 reviews into Claude AI, and it says: Reviews 1 and 2 were almost certainly written by the same person, with reveiw 3 being somewhat likely.

Identical closing habits.

All three end with a brief note about other women seen on the way out: "I also met Lia and Judy on the way out" / "Also got a quick glance at I believe Amy on the way out" / "I got to say hi to Winnie also" this is a very distinctive structural tic.

Shared phrasing and vocabulary.

"warm and cheerful / sunny personality" appears in reviews 1 and 2.

"highly recommend" / "super highly recommend" in reviews 1 and 2.

Tone and voice..

Put the reviews in Turnitin, and it will show you the AI percentage. Then you'll got super surprised. Have fun human.

**MaybeThisTime** · 03-06-26 13:41

Originally Posted by Uberman2006 [View Original Post]

Texted the Best for Pics of the new girls and this is what she send. Are these accurate?

The most accurate one is CC, but she has a different hair style now with curtain bangs.

**KrDoggy** · 03-06-26 10:44

Every once in a while MMS will share candids with no face. Those are much more useful.

Originally Posted by Uberman2006 [View Original Post]

Texted the Best for Pics of the new girls and this is what she send. Are these accurate?

**Thefourtwo5** · 03-06-26 10:37

I was texting with an old friend Tina who is currently out of commission and recommended her friend Lucy at CHC. Lucy was in her 40's, cute, very, very short. She was wearing heals and only stood about 5'3". Slightly curvy, by no means fat. Nice large c cup naturals. Started with a massage and great conversation about how I know Tina, other spas, etc. She played with my ass and balls before the flip, which I like. She put on a cover for a CBJ but I wasn't in the mood. I wanted to DATY. She liked that idea and layed down on her back for me. Her kitty was completely shaved and she was very responsive, getting extremely wet. I told her to finish on my face. It took her a while but she obliged. The problem was she was tired after. We immediately switched to mish, then cowgirl. When she was on top she told me she was "weak". I told her she was strong and to keep going, LOL. She did. Great work. After I finished in the bag, she collapsed on top of me. We both got a chuckle for a bit. Cleaned up, chatted and left. I'll repeat because we got along so good. I want to try to expand the menu a bit with her. She was clean, pretty and fun. $$ for the hour all in.

**Uberman2006** · 03-06-26 00:00

Texted the Best for Pics of the new girls and this is what she send. Are these accurate?

**Manager9** · 03-05-26 18:20

Originally Posted by FlyingGolfball [View Original Post]

MMS recommended Winnie, saying she would be my type.

I too the chance as I have not seen any girls in last 3 months. (Joey, Sindy, Lulu, Hailey. Gosh what a run).

I'm glad I took the chance, because Winnie was great for me.

She is not skinny with MM boobs. She was just naturally curvy and yummy.

Her English was excellent. Probably the best I have encountered in AMP.

No massage and she managed to fill 55 minutes with sexual activity.

I think I will be visiting the Best more often Hailey seems booked all day.

She is definitely in her late 30's or early 40's but god those DD+ naturals are amazing. I was admiring and motorboarding them for a minute and she is TIIIGHT. She definitely has some fat but I love a little meat on a woman because I love the 'claps' while pounding her. It was a bit busy and she had back to back appointments. Treat her well. It is first time in the area and she is not a full time AMP girl like many other so take it SLOW with her, she likes it that way. She has the best / biggest natural tits in the area this month.

I'd have loved my ATF Good massage Winnie this month but Winnie 2. 0 is good too!

**Bfm66** · 03-05-26 14:58

Originally Posted by MaybeThisTime [View Original Post]

Went out to play a lot this weekend and week. My apologies if I overload with reviews.

Wanted to see those that I'm interested in before I head out of town for a good chunk of this month.

Over the past 5 days:

CC / Yiyi. Shanghai.

Judy. Best.

Lia. Best (will be repeating this one a lot).

Hailey. Blue Jade.

Sunny / Shanni. Brisa (Plans for this weekend).

Oh to be young and virile again! I'm lucky if I can get revved up enough for once a week these days.

**FlyingGolfball** · 03-05-26 02:47

MMS recommended Winnie, saying she would be my type.

I too the chance as I have not seen any girls in last 3 months. (Joey, Sindy, Lulu, Hailey. Gosh what a run).

I'm glad I took the chance, because Winnie was great for me.

She is not skinny with MM boobs. She was just naturally curvy and yummy.

Her English was excellent. Probably the best I have encountered in AMP.

No massage and she managed to fill 55 minutes with sexual activity.

I think I will be visiting the Best more often Hailey seems booked all day.

**Manager9** · 03-04-26 18:03

Originally Posted by Gibs789 [View Original Post]

Checked with MMS, this is this Winnie's first time in Seattle. She's previously been working in SoCal

Ah got it, thanks. Old Winnie was throat goat. I guess this one is a good too. It is going to be a wild month.

**Gibs789** · 03-04-26 16:52

Originally Posted by MaybeThisTime [View Original Post]

REF Link for full initial review: https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7465368. But the only thing I could think of, is her insane kitty. Her kitty is buttery smooth, super snug, takes it hard and deep, and when she O's the sensation you feel is crazy with how buttery smooth it is.

It's something you'll never forget and crave for more. Definitely a unique kitty, it has been previously talked about in the Tacoma and Seattle forum for those interested.

MTT here amplifies on my attempts to describe the uniquely amazing qualities of CCs female coupling unit. Seriously, words fail. Has to be experienced to be truly understood. You'll be glad you did.

**MaybeThisTime** · 03-04-26 16:14

Originally Posted by MaybeThisTime [View Original Post]

Details (0-5) - Face: 4. 5, Body: 4. 5, Personality: 5, Service: 5.
LFK, DFK, BBBJ, BLS, DATY, CFS, CIM.
Mid 20's, 5'4, highlighted hair, B's, slim tight healthy looking body with a bubbly butt, flat tummy, trimmed kitty, tattoo on her right shoulder, and very very pretty face and smile.

She's a complete sweetheart, very gentle and patient girl who was very eager to please. She checked to make sure she was making me happy throughout the visit. Slightly timid at first, but once we got going, she was all smiles, affectionate, and very much showing how much she was enjoying our visit. This girl will win many hearts over in her lifetime.

REF Link for full initial review: https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7465368

Saw her again on her first night back, she had a new haircut (previously center split, but now she has bangs) and immediately recognized me.

Sat me back on the couch in Room2, and sat on my lap teasing me. Her smile and face is so naturally attractive. Her butt was as bubbly as I remembered, didn't take long for her to strip me down, and pull out the pillow. She likes to tease on top, while kissing and giving a whole-body cat bath. But the only thing I could think of, is her insane kitty. Her kitty is buttery smooth, super snug, takes it hard and deep, and when she O's the sensation you feel is crazy with how buttery smooth it is.

It's something you'll never forget and crave for more. Definitely a unique kitty, it has been previously talked about in the Tacoma and Seattle forum for those interested.

Highly recommend CC, she was my first pit-stop for the monthly turnover when I heard it was her.

She was a huge winner down at Brisa, super happy she's much closer to me now. The long drive back in December made it so tough.

Definitely ATF material, catch her while she's still fresh from her vacation last month.

Additional note: For those who haven't been to Shanghai for awhile, it had a slight interior uplift earlier this year. Cleaner floors and bathrooms, waiting areas, etc.

**MaybeThisTime** · 03-04-26 16:03

Initially came to best to see Judy the other day, after seeing and meeting Lia, had to come back for her. Bombshell ABG.

Details (0-5) - Face: 4. 5, Body: 4. 5, Personality: 5, Service: 5

DFK, BBBJ, BLS, DATY, P2P, CFS, CIM

Early 20's.

5'2, long black hair, petite build, tight and flat tummy, MM C, nice butt, no tatts, shaved kitty, little eraser tip nips, piercing eyes, sharp nose, and an infectious smile. Someone had mentioned her yoga body, definitely correct and her skin is so smooth and soft. ABG type of look. She wore a tight pink dress that wrapped and accentuated her figure well.

Entry & Seating:

Came in a little bit early for my appt, she was still busy but walked me back and had me wait in Room4 for a little bit. She told me she'll be a few minutes after (Was only about 5 minutes after), which I was fine with, I'm in no rush as long as I get my full time. Once she grabbed me and took me to Room1, she recognized me from the other day when I was at the shop because she was initially the one who opened the door for me. Lia had me get undressed, and she went to go clean-up real quick.

Appetizer:

When she got back, I was still in my under tank and underpants, she immediately whipped out the pillow and dropped her dress and was all over me. She stripped me down, pushed me back onto the table, and climbed on top of me. She starts DFK and P2 P slides, then suddenly her phone started buzzing. She answered it, it was MMS and we both facetimed her for a little bit. Both throwing compliments at me. She put the phone away, then got back on top to tease me, more P2 P slides, then started shaking her ass teasing my precum against her kitty. Honestly, I didn't know if she was planning to slide me in or what, but I let her do her thing. Eventually she made her way down for a BBBJ, she takes it pretty deep, but has a narrow jaw. Granted I'm above avg in both the length and girth department, she had no problem with depth but I got some teeth at the back of her jaw just due to my own girth so wasn't able to get full depth. Turned around for some 69, tight little kitty, she let me hold her head down and thrust deep too. She lifted her head up for a little breather, and slipped on my cover. I didn't' even realize she had grabbed or opened it, must be a magician.

Main Course:

She lubed me up and got on top CG. This is where the magic really happens, Lia has probably one of the tightest kitty I've experienced, if not the tightest. She made Jr completely disappear into her kitty, and the way she rides and grinds, honestly I wasn't sure if I was going to be able to last. She was completely wild, using me as her own toy while I was just holding onto the sheets and her ass to resist popping. Grabbed her, sat up, picked her up, and fucked her in the air for full penetration for a bit, before laying her down for some standing mish. This girl has an insane kitty and fucks hard, between her kegels and natural tightness, I was rock solid and taking her around pound town. She asked for it harder, so I turned on my supersonic thrust and just took her away. She was O-ing continuously as I continued without stopping. Put her in my favorite position, legs together, on my shoulder, and leaning in for the perfect angle. She immediately started buckling her hips, her kitty was in vortex mode sucking me in, hitting her spot deep was making her kitty do all sorts of crazy shit to my tip, and she just kept wanting more. Completely surprised I didn't blow early, probably thanks to the fact that I'm more focused on making her feel good. She accidentally and / or intentionally threw out the "ily" and "f* me everyday". Eventually she said she wanted to taste it and eat it, so we stopped, and I let her completely milk me dry. She made me pop so hard, I knew how big the load was, she took it all like a champ deep in the back of her throat, definitely swallowed some. She kept sucking me, bobbing her head up and down until I shot a second load. She wiped me clean, never saw or heard her spit, but she' seems to be a magician, so no idea where it went.

Dessert:

We cleaned up a little bit, she took a quick rinse and came back. She offered to massage me a little bit, but quickly ended up laying with me chatting for awhile. Super sweet girl, passable English, but some translator and my broken ass mandarin was enough to connect well and have fun. She noticed I was rock hard again, laughed and got up to tease me a little bit more, sucking me, but our time was up. She wanted to go for another round, but said there was already another appointment after mine. Got dressed, she was throwing compliments left and right, and giving me that look and stare that tells you she wants more. Couldn't stop kissing while getting dressed, I could tell she wanted to skip the next appointment and go again. But got to respect the appointments the best they can.

Final Thoughts & TLDR:

Honestly, Lia blew me away. She's definitely on the ATF list and my SBBBJ Rushmore. I'm already scheduling to see her again, this time for two hours. She's a baddie, has the ABG look that makes you want to rail her hard, fucks hard, honestly the most insane tight kitty, I'm still reminiscing about the crazy perch Jr had in her kitty in my favorite position.

She may or may not be staying the whole month, still uncertain. If you plan to see her, go quick and treat her well so she's enticed to stay. Thankfully this location is near my stay, so I can take advantage of her time here.

Additional Note:

I was notified afterwards that her appointment after mine was a no-show but it was already too late and I had already driven too far. Show up to your damn appointments, or don't bother making one. Ruins it for the girl, any other customers, and any planning.

**MaybeThisTime** · 03-04-26 16:02

Went out to play a lot this weekend and week. My apologies if I overload with reviews.

Wanted to see those that I'm interested in before I head out of town for a good chunk of this month.

Over the past 5 days:

CC / Yiyi. Shanghai.

Judy. Best.

Lia. Best (will be repeating this one a lot).

Hailey. Blue Jade.

Sunny / Shanni. Brisa (Plans for this weekend).

**GoaThillBilly** · 03-04-26 14:51

Originally Posted by Petroglyph [View Original Post]

I had business near Funko Field so I stopped by QQMassage on Broadway in Everett. "Sheshe" ? Greeted me and ushered me into the room.

I requested 1 hr FS and handed over $200. Sheshe failed to mention she was on her period and had no intention of providing any intimate services.

Instead, when pressed, she showed off her disgusting blood stained underpants and refused to refund the amount I overpaid for the session. The repulsive experience was an all-time low for me. I won't return and recommend avoiding this rip-off joint.

Thanks for the info and sorry for your horrible experience. If I am trying a new place I don't pay the full donation up front just to avoid what happened to you. I will either just pay the house fee and go from there or 100 so they know I want at least a HE, although typically I want more. I have had two pretty good sessions at Harmony just a bit north of QQ on Broadway and I might try Lumi Zen which is close to QQ and have heard some good things about them.