Escort Reports

[Cocknee]

Hey, boss. She has 2 different ads:

https://tryst.link/escort/jade-akton

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...olis/202534686

Notice she puts 2 different "keywords" in her ads. This is so she knows which ad you are responding to so she knows how much to charge you. I can't find my text thread to see what she charged me. But I believe I got a hh visit, and it wasn't unreasonable. I contacted her off LC, but I don't think I even put her keywords in the initial text. So she quoted me way less than the Tryst ad or I wouldn't have even gone to see her.

Thank you Sir. I guess your attention to detail made you miss an up charge.

I never message on the Tryst #, unless that's the only add they have advertised. And at 5 big ones for the visit, she better be acting reasonable when I sling "keywords" at her.

[JhnSmth]

I guess I've never come across her on LC before.

Let me know via DM or reply to this post if you remember her rates. TIA.

Hey, boss. She has 2 different ads:

https://tryst.link/escort/jade-akton

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...olis/202534686

Notice she puts 2 different "keywords" in her ads. This is so she knows which ad you are responding to so she knows how much to charge you. I can't find my text thread to see what she charged me. But I believe I got a hh visit, and it wasn't unreasonable. I contacted her off LC, but I don't think I even put her keywords in the initial text. So she quoted me way less than the Tryst ad or I wouldn't have even gone to see her.

[GSpotGilligan]

OK, let me ***** for a few minutes. These girls are so damn frustrating sometimes. Ugh.

First, this chick.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/ander...n/873179780315

Contacted her. Said she was in BG. Perfect for me as I live near there. Drive over. Sat in a parking lot to tell her I was in town and wait for her to respond to me asking location. This is after trading several texts throughout the day. So she responds with "I don't have a room. Can I come to you?" Fuck no you can-t come to me. That's why I asked where YOU were located. You know, since you ad says you have incall. Fuck sakes. So, I ask about car since I'm already here. She seems open, but never responds after I ask where she is so I can come get her. Waste of a couple hours of my time when I could have been pursuing other options.

Second, this chick.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/india...s/333091389613

Hit her up. Asked her rates and what side of town since her ad says, you know, INCALL. She says any side. So I told her since her ad said it, I thought she had a spot. She says not at the moment, but I'm getting one and asks what side of town works for me. I give her a couple options. Ask again for rates. Again, no answer. I also asked if she is a real GFE as listed in her ad. She says yes, but "no mouth why play". Exact quote. So I asked if that meant no BJ. Correct no BJ. And no kissing or DATY? She says no kissing. So ask again, no DATY? No clue why these girls can't answer more than one question at a time or both parts of a 2 part question. Anyways, she says with a dental damage she can allow DATY. So, I guess the correct answer to are you a real GFE should have been, "No. I just lie on my ad to get people to call me. " I mean its not even a deal breaker for me. So, just be fucking honest. Never did find out her rates for you.

Third, this girl.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/india...e/458847197805

Message her and ask for rates and location since she doesn't list either. She responds with In or Out. Valid. I answered In. Her next text says, "How soon can you be here?" That was immediately followed by, "Holiday Inn. " How an I supposed to know how soon I can be there if you don't TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE? For fuck sake. Then she sends a pic. One of the ones in her ad. I just never responded. Woke up this morning to a good morning text. Lmao. If you can't tell me where or how much, I'm not wasting any more effort.

I get that some of these girls arent that smart or they'd be in a different line of work. But Jesus. Do the bare minimum if you want some business.

I hope some of you providers are reading this. It's not that hard. Communicate.

And to those of you who put in your ad not to ask questions or waste your time, put the info in your ad. A couple pics in good lighting, front and back. What side of town you are on. What your rates are. Then we won't have to text to ask these things and "talk you to death" or "waste your time". Fuck makes.

OK, rant / ***** sesh over.

Hahaha man, I'm sorry for your frustration, but this made me laugh too hard. This is literally EXACTLY me standing at home trying to communicate with these girls, and exactly what I say to myself at the same time. I've even had times when I have flat out told these girls politely how I feel about it after going through the bullshit of them just stopping texting right in the middle of conversation, and then texting me back hours later saying they are available now. Dude, it's got to be some of the most annoying shit that you can come across when you have to deal with that.

[FanOfIndy]

Gents. Anyone have intel on Ashley? https://yolo.com.listcrawler.eu/post...olis/202864218.

[GSpotGilligan]

A link to her profile in the review would be nice.

https://good-heaven.com/jp-nanami/

Like NuttinHappened mentioned, there is the entire thread in the Korean girls section which should have all of the information that you need.

[FanOfIndy]

Ever been ghosted while sharing the same hotel room? That'd be me. Red flags galore.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...olis/202891735

We agreed on details, venue and on our way to the destination. I arrived early to a msg that she needed to use / load funds onto a card for the room. In hindsight, it's all calculated. She asks can I jump into your car and have you take me to a gas station down the street? I agreed. She arrived and got in, having never met before I couldn't tell if she was into it all. We made the 4 minute trip, she goes in with the donation, hands the cash to the cashier and transfers the funds to a card. I've never heard of this. As we were pulling into the gas station, I had asked her a question and she indicates she does this all the time. Yeah, right. At that point, the cash is gone, I should have been smart enough to pull out and leave her there. We get back to the hotel, she screws around with the transfer on her phone before we get out of the car. We walk in, she checks in, we go to the room. Without saying a word, she grabs her bags, goes into the bathroom, starts running the water in the sink and NEVER comes back out. I had no choice. I had to cut my losses and leave.

She's clearly done this for a LONG time and I'm guessing this strategy is only ONE of many she uses.

ROAST AWAY, gentlemen. I deserve it. .

[Stj9288]

I've been an active monger for several years but I have never been able to enjoy the condoms provided by providers. I have never been able to finish with a condom. I have an encounter planned tomorrow and want to know if you guys have any suggestions on condoms that are more enjoyable? Not that you guys want to know but my CIRCUMFERENCE is 5. 5". I made some purchases and did some "self" testing 1. Magnum Large Raw, feeling was ok but felt a little loose but stable. 2. Magnum Bare Skin, feeling was same as other magnum. 3. Skyn King Large, felt a bit more snug ALMOST tight. At first it felt great but it started to feel grippy even though there was plenty of lube. I was using a latex based stroker and it had plenty of lube for all three tests. This particular stroker feels very much like the real thing to me. I may be able to finish the deed with these but if you guys have any suggestions I'm all eyes..

Found this online a few years ago. Had similar issue with standard condoms breaking or losing feeling. Getting the right size makes all the difference if your a larger than average: https://www.condom-sizes.org/condom-...dom-size-chart

[NuttinHappened]

She's been reviewed before and one was fairly negative but someone else gave a positive review so with that and those new pics, I decided to give her a try, at least I knew she was real, LOL. She is her pics. Comms are very good. Only issue was at first felt like I was getting the run around and almost bailed but I followed her directions and met her with no issues. Photo verify both ways, given general area, then a place nearby, then exact location. Promise, it's simple and only takes like 5 min jumping thru a couple of hoops. She's just being safe. Place was clean, roommate and smaller dog were no issue but mentioning it if that freaks you out. No hint of drug use, very friendly, polite. She could pass for younger. She's not really a take charge kinda gal and takes directions well. Started with a nice BBBJ, felt great and almost considered sticking with it but really wanted to try out the FS. Covered up and took her mish. Her body was clean and soft and no odors at all, looks good naked, no bad surprises when clothes came off. She rubbed her bean during and I worked her good with no resistance. Wore myself out and couldn't pop so went with BBBJ finish. Let me FF her but I'm not rough doing this, so don't expect being able to pound her throat and bruise her lips against her teeth. Don't want to give wrong impression when I say FF. She let me hold her head as well. Her ad says CIM but she requested that I don't. Idk if this is something that changes from day to day or just some false advertising, no big deal. I'm not deducting points if this is the only thing on the menu that's not actually available. Didn't ask about Greek or BB. You BBFS guys are wild and I'll take safe over dead. She has a nice ass and might see if that's actually available.

She's was nicer than I expected. We had a nice chat. I opted for hhr and went over a little but she didn't rush or mention time. I will probably definitely repeat. HHR $1. 5 which is the range I prefer for escorts bc if I'm dropping $2, I'm going to an AMP. I'm just more comfortable in the AMP than anxiety filled escort meets. But meeting her was one of the better first meets I've had. As always, YMMV. Maybe the negative review was her having a bad day. I had none of these issues.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/indianapolis/female-escorts/come-relax-your-mind-and-book-/886781560317

[Cocknee]

I guess I've never come across her on LC before.

Let me know via DM or reply to this post if you remember her rates. TIA.

I have seen Jade #3! I thought for sure I did a review on her, but I just looked through my posts, and apparently I didn't. So, that's my bad. She is fantastic. You know how all these girls say deep throat and then only take the first 2 inches in? Not this chick. She was giving me a superb bbj, and I said can you take it all down? She tried, failed, and immediately changed position and took it straight to the root. Challenge accepted!

I had to wait in the parking lot for like 10 minutes or so because she "just got out of the shower. " Yeah, right. Heard that before. Got in the room, and her hair was still wet. She really had just got out of the shower. Clean and smelled great. Nice way to start the meet. Then she started DFK which she is very talented at.

She has great tits, and loves having them worked on. I don't think she was faking that at all. I went down on her. No smells AT ALL. I got her off twice. She wasn't faking that either.

She rode me. Good at that. Then we did mish which is my favorite.

When I got close, I told her, and she took it all the way down and swallowed before she came back up.

She's a true GFE. Book with confidence.

I believe she splits her time between us, Louisville, and Terre Haute. She stayed up on the north side when I saw her. I urged her to stop on the south side once in a while, but I don't think she has yet. Ill see her again next time schedules align.

[NuttinHappened]

A link to her profile in the review would be nice.

It's good-heaven We have a group specifically for it, Korean, down with DI and UTRs and such.

[StudMuffin317]

Didn't finish in the bag. Can't seem to accomplish this.

Review: Good Heaven / Nanami.

Body:10 she's 100 lbs maybe, 5', very fit, not skinny. Legit looks very much like Linda Lan the porn star minus the huge nipples and she has 0 tats. But their bodies look VERY similar.

Face: 6 Too much makeup and she's 35+ and her hair needs some real attention from a skilled beautician.

Attitude: 10 very accommodating, she really wants you to be happy.

Positions available: She didn't say no to anything. We did CG, RCG, Mish, Doggy.

BJ: 8 no issues with teeth, she didn't take it too deep, used her hand and followed direction well. CIM+swallow.

Basic massage: 0, I don't think she should bother with this. Maybe the NURU is better but basic massage was useless. Just cuddle with me instead please and thanks..

A link to her profile in the review would be nice.

[TheTalos]

OK, let me ***** for a few minutes. These girls are so damn frustrating sometimes. Ugh.

First, this chick.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/ander...n/873179780315

Contacted her. Said she was in BG. Perfect for me as I live near there. Drive over. Sat in a parking lot to tell her I was in town and wait for her to respond to me asking location. This is after trading several texts throughout the day. So she responds with "I don't have a room. Can I come to you?" Fuck no you can-t come to me. That's why I asked where YOU were located. You know, since you ad says you have incall. Fuck sakes. So, I ask about car since I'm already here. She seems open, but never responds after I ask where she is so I can come get her. Waste of a couple hours of my time when I could have been pursuing other options.

Second, this chick.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/india...s/333091389613

Hit her up. Asked her rates and what side of town since her ad says, you know, INCALL. She says any side. So I told her since her ad said it, I thought she had a spot. She says not at the moment, but I'm getting one and asks what side of town works for me. I give her a couple options. Ask again for rates. Again, no answer. I also asked if she is a real GFE as listed in her ad. She says yes, but "no mouth why play". Exact quote. So I asked if that meant no BJ. Correct no BJ. And no kissing or DATY? She says no kissing. So ask again, no DATY? No clue why these girls can't answer more than one question at a time or both parts of a 2 part question. Anyways, she says with a dental damage she can allow DATY. So, I guess the correct answer to are you a real GFE should have been, "No. I just lie on my ad to get people to call me. " I mean its not even a deal breaker for me. So, just be fucking honest. Never did find out her rates for you.

Third, this girl.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/india...e/458847197805

Message her and ask for rates and location since she doesn't list either. She responds with In or Out. Valid. I answered In. Her next text says, "How soon can you be here?" That was immediately followed by, "Holiday Inn. " How an I supposed to know how soon I can be there if you don't TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE? For fuck sake. Then she sends a pic. One of the ones in her ad. I just never responded. Woke up this morning to a good morning text. Lmao. If you can't tell me where or how much, I'm not wasting any more effort.

I get that some of these girls arent that smart or they'd be in a different line of work. But Jesus. Do the bare minimum if you want some business.

I hope some of you providers are reading this. It's not that hard. Communicate.

And to those of you who put in your ad not to ask questions or waste your time, put the info in your ad. A couple pics in good lighting, front and back. What side of town you are on. What your rates are. Then we won't have to text to ask these things and "talk you to death" or "waste your time". Fuck makes.

OK, rant / ***** sesh over.

Respect to your rant. I have had so many bad experiences communicating / booking girls on these sites that I am now reluctant to even try. The second girl looks amazing but I just don't have enough free time to waste trying to get the basic information. Services, Rates and Location. Thanks for the excellent and humorous review. Wishing you better luck on your next adventure.

Talos.

[Fitzyj76]

Didn't finish in the bag. Can't seem to accomplish this.

Review: Good Heaven / Nanami.

Body:10 she's 100 lbs maybe, 5', very fit, not skinny. Legit looks very much like Linda Lan the porn star minus the huge nipples and she has 0 tats. But their bodies look VERY similar.

Face: 6 Too much makeup and she's 35+ and her hair needs some real attention from a skilled beautician.

Attitude: 10 very accommodating, she really wants you to be happy.

Positions available: She didn't say no to anything. We did CG, RCG, Mish, Doggy.

BJ: 8 no issues with teeth, she didn't take it too deep, used her hand and followed direction well. CIM+swallow.

Basic massage: 0, I don't think she should bother with this. Maybe the NURU is better but basic massage was useless. Just cuddle with me instead please and thanks.

Performance: 6.

Repeat: Yes. Her body really does it for me as well as her willingness to satisfy. She just may need a little coaching.

BBFS is available for 100 more.

[Luvs BJs]

https://skipthegames.com/posts/india...r/687310476689

Lucked out and contacted her when she was in my area. Good comms, genuinely nice girl. Takes good direction and asks what you like. Said she doesn't like this line of work, so not sure how long she'll be available, so hit her up while she is. She on her way to Fishers at the moment, but is looking to get a room on the west side.

[Majo1180]

OK, let me ***** for a few minutes. These girls are so damn frustrating sometimes. Ugh.

First, this chick.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/ander...n/873179780315

Contacted her. Said she was in BG. Perfect for me as I live near there. Drive over. Sat in a parking lot to tell her I was in town and wait for her to respond to me asking location. This is after trading several texts throughout the day. So she responds with "I don't have a room. Can I come to you?" Fuck no you can-t come to me. That's why I asked where YOU were located. You know, since you ad says you have incall. Fuck sakes. So, I ask about car since I'm already here. She seems open, but never responds after I ask where she is so I can come get her. Waste of a couple hours of my time when I could have been pursuing other options.

Second, this chick.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/india...s/333091389613

Hit her up. Asked her rates and what side of town since her ad says, you know, INCALL. She says any side. So I told her since her ad said it, I thought she had a spot. She says not at the moment, but I'm getting one and asks what side of town works for me. I give her a couple options. Ask again for rates. Again, no answer. I also asked if she is a real GFE as listed in her ad. She says yes, but "no mouth why play". Exact quote. So I asked if that meant no BJ. Correct no BJ. And no kissing or DATY? She says no kissing. So ask again, no DATY? No clue why these girls can't answer more than one question at a time or both parts of a 2 part question. Anyways, she says with a dental damage she can allow DATY. So, I guess the correct answer to are you a real GFE should have been, "No. I just lie on my ad to get people to call me. " I mean its not even a deal breaker for me. So, just be fucking honest. Never did find out her rates for you.

Third, this girl.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/india...e/458847197805

Message her and ask for rates and location since she doesn't list either. She responds with In or Out. Valid. I answered In. Her next text says, "How soon can you be here?" That was immediately followed by, "Holiday Inn. " How an I supposed to know how soon I can be there if you don't TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE? For fuck sake. Then she sends a pic. One of the ones in her ad. I just never responded. Woke up this morning to a good morning text. Lmao. If you can't tell me where or how much, I'm not wasting any more effort.

I get that some of these girls arent that smart or they'd be in a different line of work. But Jesus. Do the bare minimum if you want some business.

I hope some of you providers are reading this. It's not that hard. Communicate.

And to those of you who put in your ad not to ask questions or waste your time, put the info in your ad. A couple pics in good lighting, front and back. What side of town you are on. What your rates are. Then we won't have to text to ask these things and "talk you to death" or "waste your time". Fuck makes.

OK, rant / ***** sesh over.

Thank you for the reviews and they were hilarious. Truly made my day. Couldn't agree more with everything you said.