Escort Reports

[NuttinHappened]

A link to her profile in the review would be nice.

It's good-heaven We have a group specifically for it, Korean, down with DI and UTRs and such.

[StudMuffin317]

Didn't finish in the bag. Can't seem to accomplish this.

Review: Good Heaven / Nanami.

Body:10 she's 100 lbs maybe, 5', very fit, not skinny. Legit looks very much like Linda Lan the porn star minus the huge nipples and she has 0 tats. But their bodies look VERY similar.

Face: 6 Too much makeup and she's 35+ and her hair needs some real attention from a skilled beautician.

Attitude: 10 very accommodating, she really wants you to be happy.

Positions available: She didn't say no to anything. We did CG, RCG, Mish, Doggy.

BJ: 8 no issues with teeth, she didn't take it too deep, used her hand and followed direction well. CIM+swallow.

Basic massage: 0, I don't think she should bother with this. Maybe the NURU is better but basic massage was useless. Just cuddle with me instead please and thanks..

A link to her profile in the review would be nice.

[TheTalos]

OK, let me ***** for a few minutes. These girls are so damn frustrating sometimes. Ugh.

First, this chick.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/ander...n/873179780315

Contacted her. Said she was in BG. Perfect for me as I live near there. Drive over. Sat in a parking lot to tell her I was in town and wait for her to respond to me asking location. This is after trading several texts throughout the day. So she responds with "I don't have a room. Can I come to you?" Fuck no you can-t come to me. That's why I asked where YOU were located. You know, since you ad says you have incall. Fuck sakes. So, I ask about car since I'm already here. She seems open, but never responds after I ask where she is so I can come get her. Waste of a couple hours of my time when I could have been pursuing other options.

Second, this chick.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/india...s/333091389613

Hit her up. Asked her rates and what side of town since her ad says, you know, INCALL. She says any side. So I told her since her ad said it, I thought she had a spot. She says not at the moment, but I'm getting one and asks what side of town works for me. I give her a couple options. Ask again for rates. Again, no answer. I also asked if she is a real GFE as listed in her ad. She says yes, but "no mouth why play". Exact quote. So I asked if that meant no BJ. Correct no BJ. And no kissing or DATY? She says no kissing. So ask again, no DATY? No clue why these girls can't answer more than one question at a time or both parts of a 2 part question. Anyways, she says with a dental damage she can allow DATY. So, I guess the correct answer to are you a real GFE should have been, "No. I just lie on my ad to get people to call me. " I mean its not even a deal breaker for me. So, just be fucking honest. Never did find out her rates for you.

Third, this girl.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/india...e/458847197805

Message her and ask for rates and location since she doesn't list either. She responds with In or Out. Valid. I answered In. Her next text says, "How soon can you be here?" That was immediately followed by, "Holiday Inn. " How an I supposed to know how soon I can be there if you don't TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE? For fuck sake. Then she sends a pic. One of the ones in her ad. I just never responded. Woke up this morning to a good morning text. Lmao. If you can't tell me where or how much, I'm not wasting any more effort.

I get that some of these girls arent that smart or they'd be in a different line of work. But Jesus. Do the bare minimum if you want some business.

I hope some of you providers are reading this. It's not that hard. Communicate.

And to those of you who put in your ad not to ask questions or waste your time, put the info in your ad. A couple pics in good lighting, front and back. What side of town you are on. What your rates are. Then we won't have to text to ask these things and "talk you to death" or "waste your time". Fuck makes.

OK, rant / ***** sesh over.

Respect to your rant. I have had so many bad experiences communicating / booking girls on these sites that I am now reluctant to even try. The second girl looks amazing but I just don't have enough free time to waste trying to get the basic information. Services, Rates and Location. Thanks for the excellent and humorous review. Wishing you better luck on your next adventure.

Talos.

[Fitzyj76]

Didn't finish in the bag. Can't seem to accomplish this.

Review: Good Heaven / Nanami.

Body:10 she's 100 lbs maybe, 5', very fit, not skinny. Legit looks very much like Linda Lan the porn star minus the huge nipples and she has 0 tats. But their bodies look VERY similar.

Face: 6 Too much makeup and she's 35+ and her hair needs some real attention from a skilled beautician.

Attitude: 10 very accommodating, she really wants you to be happy.

Positions available: She didn't say no to anything. We did CG, RCG, Mish, Doggy.

BJ: 8 no issues with teeth, she didn't take it too deep, used her hand and followed direction well. CIM+swallow.

Basic massage: 0, I don't think she should bother with this. Maybe the NURU is better but basic massage was useless. Just cuddle with me instead please and thanks.

Performance: 6.

Repeat: Yes. Her body really does it for me as well as her willingness to satisfy. She just may need a little coaching.

BBFS is available for 100 more.

[Luvs BJs]

https://skipthegames.com/posts/india...r/687310476689

Lucked out and contacted her when she was in my area. Good comms, genuinely nice girl. Takes good direction and asks what you like. Said she doesn't like this line of work, so not sure how long she'll be available, so hit her up while she is. She on her way to Fishers at the moment, but is looking to get a room on the west side.

[Majo1180]

OK, let me ***** for a few minutes. These girls are so damn frustrating sometimes. Ugh.

First, this chick.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/ander...n/873179780315

Contacted her. Said she was in BG. Perfect for me as I live near there. Drive over. Sat in a parking lot to tell her I was in town and wait for her to respond to me asking location. This is after trading several texts throughout the day. So she responds with "I don't have a room. Can I come to you?" Fuck no you can-t come to me. That's why I asked where YOU were located. You know, since you ad says you have incall. Fuck sakes. So, I ask about car since I'm already here. She seems open, but never responds after I ask where she is so I can come get her. Waste of a couple hours of my time when I could have been pursuing other options.

Second, this chick.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/india...s/333091389613

Hit her up. Asked her rates and what side of town since her ad says, you know, INCALL. She says any side. So I told her since her ad said it, I thought she had a spot. She says not at the moment, but I'm getting one and asks what side of town works for me. I give her a couple options. Ask again for rates. Again, no answer. I also asked if she is a real GFE as listed in her ad. She says yes, but "no mouth why play". Exact quote. So I asked if that meant no BJ. Correct no BJ. And no kissing or DATY? She says no kissing. So ask again, no DATY? No clue why these girls can't answer more than one question at a time or both parts of a 2 part question. Anyways, she says with a dental damage she can allow DATY. So, I guess the correct answer to are you a real GFE should have been, "No. I just lie on my ad to get people to call me. " I mean its not even a deal breaker for me. So, just be fucking honest. Never did find out her rates for you.

Third, this girl.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/india...e/458847197805

Message her and ask for rates and location since she doesn't list either. She responds with In or Out. Valid. I answered In. Her next text says, "How soon can you be here?" That was immediately followed by, "Holiday Inn. " How an I supposed to know how soon I can be there if you don't TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE? For fuck sake. Then she sends a pic. One of the ones in her ad. I just never responded. Woke up this morning to a good morning text. Lmao. If you can't tell me where or how much, I'm not wasting any more effort.

I get that some of these girls arent that smart or they'd be in a different line of work. But Jesus. Do the bare minimum if you want some business.

I hope some of you providers are reading this. It's not that hard. Communicate.

And to those of you who put in your ad not to ask questions or waste your time, put the info in your ad. A couple pics in good lighting, front and back. What side of town you are on. What your rates are. Then we won't have to text to ask these things and "talk you to death" or "waste your time". Fuck makes.

OK, rant / ***** sesh over.

Thank you for the reviews and they were hilarious. Truly made my day. Couldn't agree more with everything you said.

[JhnSmth]

OK, let me ***** for a few minutes. These girls are so damn frustrating sometimes. Ugh.

First, this chick.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/ander...n/873179780315

Contacted her. Said she was in BG. Perfect for me as I live near there. Drive over. Sat in a parking lot to tell her I was in town and wait for her to respond to me asking location. This is after trading several texts throughout the day. So she responds with "I don't have a room. Can I come to you?" Fuck no you can-t come to me. That's why I asked where YOU were located. You know, since you ad says you have incall. Fuck sakes. So, I ask about car since I'm already here. She seems open, but never responds after I ask where she is so I can come get her. Waste of a couple hours of my time when I could have been pursuing other options.

Second, this chick.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/india...s/333091389613

Hit her up. Asked her rates and what side of town since her ad says, you know, INCALL. She says any side. So I told her since her ad said it, I thought she had a spot. She says not at the moment, but I'm getting one and asks what side of town works for me. I give her a couple options. Ask again for rates. Again, no answer. I also asked if she is a real GFE as listed in her ad. She says yes, but "no mouth why play". Exact quote. So I asked if that meant no BJ. Correct no BJ. And no kissing or DATY? She says no kissing. So ask again, no DATY? No clue why these girls can't answer more than one question at a time or both parts of a 2 part question. Anyways, she says with a dental damage she can allow DATY. So, I guess the correct answer to are you a real GFE should have been, "No. I just lie on my ad to get people to call me. " I mean its not even a deal breaker for me. So, just be fucking honest. Never did find out her rates for you.

Third, this girl.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/india...e/458847197805

Message her and ask for rates and location since she doesn't list either. She responds with In or Out. Valid. I answered In. Her next text says, "How soon can you be here?" That was immediately followed by, "Holiday Inn. " How an I supposed to know how soon I can be there if you don't TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE? For fuck sake. Then she sends a pic. One of the ones in her ad. I just never responded. Woke up this morning to a good morning text. Lmao. If you can't tell me where or how much, I'm not wasting any more effort.

I get that some of these girls arent that smart or they'd be in a different line of work. But Jesus. Do the bare minimum if you want some business.

I hope some of you providers are reading this. It's not that hard. Communicate.

And to those of you who put in your ad not to ask questions or waste your time, put the info in your ad. A couple pics in good lighting, front and back. What side of town you are on. What your rates are. Then we won't have to text to ask these things and "talk you to death" or "waste your time". Fuck makes.

OK, rant / ***** sesh over.

[FanOfIndy]

Gents. Anyone have intel on Lily? https://tryst.link/escort/minx

[JhnSmth]

It's the Tryst link above.

But I would for sure take Jade 3!

Let me know if you've had and experience with that Jade. I'll be next in line if so LOL.

I have seen Jade #3! I thought for sure I did a review on her, but I just looked through my posts, and apparently I didn't. So, that's my bad. She is fantastic. You know how all these girls say deep throat and then only take the first 2 inches in? Not this chick. She was giving me a superb bbj, and I said can you take it all down? She tried, failed, and immediately changed position and took it straight to the root. Challenge accepted!

I had to wait in the parking lot for like 10 minutes or so because she "just got out of the shower. " Yeah, right. Heard that before. Got in the room, and her hair was still wet. She really had just got out of the shower. Clean and smelled great. Nice way to start the meet. Then she started DFK which she is very talented at.

She has great tits, and loves having them worked on. I don't think she was faking that at all. I went down on her. No smells AT ALL. I got her off twice. She wasn't faking that either.

She rode me. Good at that. Then we did mish which is my favorite.

When I got close, I told her, and she took it all the way down and swallowed before she came back up.

She's a true GFE. Book with confidence.

I believe she splits her time between us, Louisville, and Terre Haute. She stayed up on the north side when I saw her. I urged her to stop on the south side once in a while, but I don't think she has yet. Ill see her again next time schedules align.

[JhnSmth]

Which jade?

Jade 1.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...olis/202703872

Jade 2.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...olis/202426280

Jade 3.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...olis/202534686

None of these. See Majo's post above yours.

But I will say the last Jade you posted is top notch. Book with her. You won't be disappointed.

[Cocknee]

I've been an active monger for several years but I have never been able to enjoy the condoms provided by providers. I have never been able to finish with a condom. I have an encounter planned tomorrow and want to know if you guys have any suggestions on condoms that are more enjoyable? Not that you guys want to know but my CIRCUMFERENCE is 5. 5". I made some purchases and did some "self" testing 1. Magnum Large Raw, feeling was ok but felt a little loose but stable. 2. Magnum Bare Skin, feeling was same as other magnum. 3. Skyn King Large, felt a bit more snug ALMOST tight. At first it felt great but it started to feel grippy even though there was plenty of lube. I was using a latex based stroker and it had plenty of lube for all three tests. This particular stroker feels very much like the real thing to me. I may be able to finish the deed with these but if you guys have any suggestions I'm all eyes..

I think you are in the wrong line of business LOL.

I personally use the bareskin. Although from my experiences, they have split twice on me. I have never enjoyed how "thick" the magnums are in general.

Possibly ask ChatGPT or Grok etc. And see what they suggest? They'll point you to a bunch of user reviews. It would also be a quicker response than waiting on fellow mongers to get back onto the site in time and reply before your endeavor.

Good luck regardless and please let us know who you were able to see!

[Cocknee]

Which jade?

Jade 1.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...olis/202703872

Jade 2.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...olis/202426280

Jade 3.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...olis/202534686

It's the Tryst link above.

But I would for sure take Jade 3!

Let me know if you've had and experience with that Jade. I'll be next in line if so LOL.

[Cocknee]

Man, Jade was fire back in her prime. She started going downhill several years ago. Last couple times I saw her, she'd gotten very overweight and stopped taking care of herself. She was dirty and didn't smell that great, especially down below. But man she was great in her prime. I miss that Jade.

Completely agree.

To me it seemed like her pharma issues took their toll, then she gained a sh1tload of weight, lost some canines up top and then started extra curricular activities again. All that excess weight just didn't sit right after that.

Fingernails unkempt, room in disarray etc. Etc.

Met Whitney through Jade as I straight up wasn't banging Jade that night in the duo. And by all means, Whitney is not a model. She's chubby and not everyone's cup of tea. Particularly my own in terms of looks wise. But without a shadow of a doubt, she is clean, respectful and really down to earth. Plus, she openly admits that she loves giving head and does not like the taste of rubbers.

I mean, that's a winner right there.

[Cocknee]

Pretty sure they mean this Jade.

https://tryst.link/escort/playwithjade

Saw her back in the day when she was nice. That's been many years ago now. Saw Whitney a couple times when she was hanging with Jade and saw her leaving the room or hotel they were staying at. Never saw them together. Could see she wasn't what she used to be. Not surprisingly, for most of those that stay in the game as long as she has, the years take a toll.

Thanks Majo. This is the Jade I was referencing.

Those pics 100% do not reflect what she looks like.

Don't get me wrong, gives great BBJ, but terrible body and cleanliness.

[Fitzyj76]

I've been an active monger for several years but I have never been able to enjoy the condoms provided by providers. I have never been able to finish with a condom. I have an encounter planned tomorrow and want to know if you guys have any suggestions on condoms that are more enjoyable? Not that you guys want to know but my CIRCUMFERENCE is 5. 5". I made some purchases and did some "self" testing 1. Magnum Large Raw, feeling was ok but felt a little loose but stable. 2. Magnum Bare Skin, feeling was same as other magnum. 3. Skyn King Large, felt a bit more snug ALMOST tight. At first it felt great but it started to feel grippy even though there was plenty of lube. I was using a latex based stroker and it had plenty of lube for all three tests. This particular stroker feels very much like the real thing to me. I may be able to finish the deed with these but if you guys have any suggestions I'm all eyes.

Thanks,

Fitzy .