Massage Parlor Reports

**KrDoggy-shill** · 03-01-26 15:50

I do have time and I am plenty weird, but that time probably coming to a close. I'll just do very select reviews.

It some sort of cultural thing, Chinese don't seem to get the value of genuine comments. Very happy for fake reviews that are so easy to spot.

Originally Posted by Americaeagle1 [View Original Post]

Let me share my recent experience. I honestly don't think Lala is that great. I kept seeing people hype it up, but my experience didn't match all the praise.

When I went to MMS, she told me that if I left her a review, she'd give me a discount. That just didn't sit right with me. I'm not hurting for a discount, and I don't have time to be posting reviews on forums every day that would feel a little weird anyway.

I'm always happy to share my honest opinion with friends once in a while, whether it's good or bad. But if a lot of people are saying a place isn't good, there's usually some truth to that. Save your time and money.

**KrDoggy-shill** · 03-01-26 15:11

The Riley pic literally has another head pasted on the body. If you have a Frankenstein fetish time to go to town! LOL.

Originally Posted by Gibs789 [View Original Post]

For March:

Riley.

Kristy.

Sunny.

All new, no pics or information that I've seen yet.

**Wanker23** · 03-01-26 15:06

Started the day visiting Kristy. Guessing about 5'3", tiny frame MM Cs, very pretty. She's seems pretty quiet and reserved. Really pleasant massage. Firm on the back. Lots of teasing before the flip. No tuma offered, didn't ask either. Flip, more teasing before a lengthy 69 session. Doesn't go real deep on the BBBJ, but felt great anyways. From there we went to mish and the table followed by standing mish. I finished there. Just as I was about to pop, I noticed the door was cracked. Riley was watching us. I smiled and she came in to help clean up and then they both gave me a nice massage. Scalp, front of legs, etc. Riley is gorgeous and very fun personality. Very playful. I would gladly repeat with Kristy but have to try Riley for sure.

**Americaeagle1** · 03-01-26 14:52

I went to M+M and actually got kicked out. It was a little awkward, but I straight-up asked her if she would FFs with me. Haha. So yeah, I'm pretty sure they don't offer that.

I live in Lakewood, near Tacoma, so it's pretty close. There used to be a lot of options around here, but most of them are gone now. Mei moved next to NB. Oh, and there's a new girl named Lina over at University in WJ massage. I originally went in looking for Kiki, but when I saw Lana, I thought she was prettier. She's about five feet tall and was wearing this sexy mini skirt with dollar bills on it.

She sat on my lap and started teasing me on purpose. She wasn't wearing any underwear, and I could feel The two labia minora are trembling. When she turned around and sat back against me, it was easy to get carried away. She was seriously good at flirting.

Right in the middle of it, Kiki walked in and strongly suggested a four-hands session. Let's just say it turned into an expensive day. It reminded me of Kiki from Lolibee. They worked on me from head to toe, front and back, twice. They both rubbed against me alternately I lost control and finished. Time just flew by—I definitely didn't pace myself very well. Haha.

**MikeOxhard** · 03-01-26 14:50

Originally Posted by Gibs789 [View Original Post]

For March:

Riley.

Kristy.

Sunny.

All new, no pics or information that I've seen yet.

Any idea where Sasha went? I was hoping to repeat with her.

**Gibs789-shill** · 03-01-26 12:07

For anyone who enjoyed time with Yiyi at Brisa in December and finds themselves up north, she's working this month as Cici at Shanghai Spa in Everett.

**Gibs789-shill** · 03-01-26 11:54

For March:

Riley.

Kristy.

Sunny.

All new, no pics or information that I've seen yet.

**Americaeagle1** · 03-01-26 02:57

Let me share my recent experience. I honestly don't think Lala is that great. I kept seeing people hype it up, but my experience didn't match all the praise.

When I went to MMS, she told me that if I left her a review, she'd give me a discount. That just didn't sit right with me. I'm not hurting for a discount, and I don't have time to be posting reviews on forums every day — that would feel a little weird anyway.

I'm always happy to share my honest opinion with friends once in a while, whether it's good or bad. But if a lot of people are saying a place isn't good, there's usually some truth to that. Save your time and money.

**Wanker23** · 02-28-26 20:07

Originally Posted by CookieGuy [View Original Post]

Average looking 35 year old. Massage and a HE finish. One review only.

Thanks for the assist cookie guy. Sounds like it has potential in a pinch. If I try it, I'll report for everyone. I think tomorrow I will see what Brisa has to offer since I'll be in Auburn anyway.

**CookieGuy** · 02-28-26 17:24

Originally Posted by Wanker23 [View Original Post]

Hey guys! Can someone that has rub maps access give us the gist of the review on there for KK in BL? I'm curious about the place. How late they are open plus the bad Google review suggest promising things. But if there is more concrete info, that would be great. If I go, I'll definitely provide feedback.

Average looking 35 year old. Massage and a HE finish. One review only.

**Wanker23** · 02-28-26 14:05

Hey guys! Can someone that has rub maps access give us the gist of the review on there for KK in BL? I'm curious about the place. How late they are open plus the bad Google review suggest promising things. But if there is more concrete info, that would be great. If I go, I'll definitely provide feedback.

**DirtyFuk** · 02-27-26 11:43

Originally Posted by TheBoobHound [View Original Post]

I recently visited a couple massage places and made my choices based on the informative posts on this board. My experiences were opposites of eachother and illustrate how mileage can vary.

First was M+M, which seems to be the most popular and best reviewed spa in the area. It's nothing special from the outside but the interior is rather nice. I was taken to a room and told me a nice girl would be with me in a few minutes. While I waited I could hear moaning and skin slapping in the next room over. After a long wait the door opened and Yuyu entered. She was a beautiful Chinese woman, nice hair and makeup, slim figure and nice C cup implants. Her dress was low cut and loose at the top and one of her boobs had fallen out into full view.

I could feel her energy was off as soon as she entered the room, though. Her personality was cold and my attempts to converse fell flat. She gave a brief massage before I turned over. She didn't rush me but there was no spark between us at all. It can be hard to get into it when it feels like the other person doesn't want to be there, you know? But I would definitely visit M&M again. It's clear they have high quality ladies there. And if I drew Yuyu again I'd give her another try. She's a beautiful girl and I think maybe she was tired or was having a hard day..

Lily is fantastic.

**Wachinese2026** · 02-27-26 10:48

Between DillAnimal Hospital and Carrera All Auto Flower. The one on RM street is called Flower Massage.

I went to see her on a Wednesday morning made an appointment the day before. I got there on time and was put in a small room then Carolina walks in looking stunning she greet me then we DFK I give her the donation for one hour plus the upgrades. She left and came back after two minutes with all her stuff lube towels etc.

After I ate her she taste good I made cum with my finger and tongue. Than we did 69 miss doggy than miss again where I came inside her what a nice creampie overall she definitely a true GFE she clean me up and we chatted a little bit and when on my way happy.

**MikeOxhard** · 02-26-26 19:58

After looking through the forum, I decided to give Brisa a try. My previous encounters at AMPs were a long time ago and disappointing. Most of my recent experiences have been through the other board with mixed results.

I pulled up to Brisa on Sunday morning right after another guy walked in. Went in got a room and gave the girl 2 benjis and she said her friend would be right in. That's when Sasha walked in. Very cute and young looking. They all look young to me, I'm old. She asked if I wanted a massage and I said sure. She had a tight fitting dress on and when she came around to the front of the table I started feeling her ass and legs. This is when I discovered she had no panties and her pussy was bald and wet. At this point, I decided I didn't want a massage anymore and I rolled over and asked her if she wanted to suck my cock. She giggled and got to work. Long story short. Dfk, BBBJ, bls, daty, dato, cfs, standing mish. Doggy. Cowgirl, asian cowgirl.

I found Sasha to be very nice and willing. When we were done its almost like she didn't want me to leave which seemed weird. We just snuggled and made out for a bit.

The bang for the buck was awesome, especially compared to the other board. Her body and menu would want 5 $ easy.

**KrDoggy-shill** · 02-26-26 10:53

I've done it, use to do it more before started doing this more days than not. There is a Viet MMS in Tacoma I gave $$ 60 to partly to feed my raging MMS fetish and she was great, but that is the pattern. I might do it once but when I look at going back I have to compare to a half dozen quality options at standard rate.

Haggling completely defeats my mood, so two benjis up front and no more money talk suits me well. But to your point, if you threaten to leave they will virtually all take $$, but that might mean poor service. Actually for me if the girl acts in any way unhappy for any reason I look to bail. This is supposed to be a happy sport.

Girls that hate their jobs are a huge red flag. I think Lala goes back and forth on that, got pissed when I did not fit her imaginary rescuer fantasy.

Originally Posted by Supermanamp [View Original Post]

The standard donation will get you one hour service alright. But not always the best service and your review has just proved that. However, it all depends on the girl you see and the shop you visit and who you are (YMMV). Lala might provide excellent service to another guy who she has a connection with for $$/ hr. I only banged Summer when she worked at QQ but I did meet Lala and she seemed nice but being nice doesn't always equate to great service. Money talks in this hobby.