Massage Parlor Reports

[OrangeLine1]

So Lisa is gone?

Last night get the attached pic I said are you sure it's the exact person and booker says yes I get there and this raggedy ass 60 year old woman answers the door looks like the grandmother of this chick with a messed up crooked wig and tons and tons of makeup she even had a bigger stomach than me and no where near the size titties from the picture I turned around and walk and she says come in. I show her picture and she never same girl- at this point my blue pill is kicking in so I'm like someone is going to suck my dick so I give her a hundred and blow a giant load on her face and kitchen floor and bolt nut this girl is not there trust me.

[Kabbakabba]

Can someone create a list of all AMP / spa's in the area that offer at least a happy ending? I see so many posts regarding places that are open, but know if it's just massage or there are extras. Not really looking for hotel action, but a storefront establishment would be cool. Also what's up with father Caruso's? I've seen that mentioned several times. Just looking for some local fun, lake county used to have some nice AMP's. Just looking for some simple pleasure.

None worthy of recommendation, I would walk on the Frozen Lake Erie than go to the AMPs here.

[PhlipPhlop]

Can someone create a list of all AMP / spa's in the area that offer at least a happy ending? I see so many posts regarding places that are open, but know if it's just massage or there are extras. Not really looking for hotel action, but a storefront establishment would be cool. Also what's up with father Caruso's? I've seen that mentioned several times. Just looking for some local fun, lake county used to have some nice AMP's. Just looking for some simple pleasure.

Pure foot is open for L1.

[MrStyles4405]

Father Caruso has done the bait and switch twice on me now fool me once shame on you fool me twice shame on you both times got pics of cute 30 year old spinners and both times ended up violently jerking my dick off all over their face and left pissed off and out $160-$200.

The Asian talent in Cleveland is trash save your money.

You can get a dick pounding jerk off and massage at Relax Zone at the Asian Plaza on 38th and Chester.

Best bet is to find a street girl and drain down her throat this city has absolutely no options for us. I have a Asian girl coming from Chicago in March I'll share what hotel she is working out of and she is top shelf for $200.

So Lisa is gone?

[GreenBayRebel]

Father Caruso has done the bait and switch twice on me now fool me once shame on you fool me twice shame on you both times got pics of cute 30 year old spinners and both times ended up violently jerking my dick off all over their face and left pissed off and out $160-$200.

The Asian talent in Cleveland is trash save your money.

You can get a dick pounding jerk off and massage at Relax Zone at the Asian Plaza on 38th and Chester.

Best bet is to find a street girl and drain down her throat this city has absolutely no options for us. I have a Asian girl coming from Chicago in March I'll share what hotel she is working out of and she is top shelf for $200.

Amen brother. Let me know about the Asian next month. Sounds interesting.

[OrangeLine1]

Can someone create a list of all AMP / spa's in the area that offer at least a happy ending? I see so many posts regarding places that are open, but know if it's just massage or there are extras. Not really looking for hotel action, but a storefront establishment would be cool. Also what's up with father Caruso's? I've seen that mentioned several times. Just looking for some local fun, lake county used to have some nice AMP's. Just looking for some simple pleasure.

Father Caruso has done the bait and switch twice on me now fool me once shame on you fool me twice shame on you both times got pics of cute 30 year old spinners and both times ended up violently jerking my dick off all over their face and left pissed off and out $160-$200.

The Asian talent in Cleveland is trash save your money.

You can get a dick pounding jerk off and massage at Relax Zone at the Asian Plaza on 38th and Chester.

Best bet is to find a street girl and drain down her throat this city has absolutely no options for us. I have a Asian girl coming from Chicago in March I'll share what hotel she is working out of and she is top shelf for $200.

[Wet440]

Can someone create a list of all AMP / spa's in the area that offer at least a happy ending? I see so many posts regarding places that are open, but know if it's just massage or there are extras. Not really looking for hotel action, but a storefront establishment would be cool. Also what's up with father Caruso's? I've seen that mentioned several times. Just looking for some local fun, lake county used to have some nice AMP's. Just looking for some simple pleasure.

[MrStyles4405]

It's good to be back mongering after dating that AMP girl, I recommend never trusting one of these girls. That being said I haven't been too many places where's a good place with cute girls good massage that allows utc roaming and good L1?

Thanks.

LOL we all already knew never to trust them.

[Johnz1269]

It's good to be back mongering after dating that AMP girl, I recommend never trusting one of these girls. That being said I haven't been too many places where's a good place with cute girls good massage that allows utc roaming and good L1?

Thanks.

[DirtMerchant]

I've been watching videos of parlors all weekend & noticing the women looking at the camera. After doing some reading the cameras may be placed in the wall clocks or table clock near the lamps. Thoughts and opinions.

Most if not all AMPs have cameras installed in common areas and the outside perimeter, not only to keep an eye out for any potential trouble arriving but also for any trouble that may occur inside (violence, robbery, etc.). They do not have cameras in the rooms as that could only be detrimental to them and any client who both expect privacy in a massage room.

[DirtMerchant]

You're lucky to get a handshake at Dew Spa or King Me. I've asked about other services, and have always been turned down at both locations on multiple visits. It was only a few short years ago there was a lot of opportunities in lots of different cities, but with the LE crackdowns things are pretty sparse. As far as I'm concerned, any incumbent politician in any capacity needs to be voted out when they come up for re-election. This is especially true at the state and federal levels. Just think back about how things "used to be" and you'll quickly realize the current political atmosphere is the driving force for all these closures. It's sad that so many other countries all over the world are so much more progressive on this issue.

King Me is reliably L1 but I've never gotten anything further, and I've tried. The few times I've been to Dew have also reliably been L1 with a no to anything else. I don't disagree with you about our political climate or the need to vote out all of these puritanical cucks, but those places have always given me a handshake; King Me for years.

BTW, King Me txtd me that they are open again this week.

[EJrubntug]

I've been watching videos of parlors all weekend & noticing the women looking at the camera. After doing some reading the cameras may be placed in the wall clocks or table clock near the lamps. Thoughts and opinions.

[The Concierge]

Drove by it today. I didn't go in parking lot and hard to tell by driving by, but didn't look like any lights were on in the windows.

You're lucky to get a handshake at Dew Spa or King Me. I've asked about other services, and have always been turned down at both locations on multiple visits. It was only a few short years ago there was a lot of opportunities in lots of different cities, but with the LE crackdowns things are pretty sparse. As far as I'm concerned, any incumbent politician in any capacity needs to be voted out when they come up for re-election. This is especially true at the state and federal levels. Just think back about how things "used to be" and you'll quickly realize the current political atmosphere is the driving force for all these closures. It's sad that so many other countries all over the world are so much more progressive on this issue.

[Rafter17]

Drove by it today. I didn't go in parking lot and hard to tell by driving by, but didn't look like any lights were on in the windows.

[Rafter17]

Drove past it yesterday. Had someone with me, so didn't stop. I 'm not sure if it was open or not. Not a single car parked in front of that entire row of stores.