Massage Parlor Reports

[Wachinese2026]

Between DillAnimal Hospital and Carrera All Auto Flower. The one on RM street is called Flower Massage.

I went to see her on a Wednesday morning made an appointment the day before. I got there on time and was put in a small room then Carolina walks in looking stunning she greet me then we DFK I give her the donation for one hour plus the upgrades. She left and came back after two minutes with all her stuff lube towels etc.

After I ate her she taste good I made cum with my finger and tongue. Than we did 69 miss doggy than miss again where I came inside her what a nice creampie overall she definitely a true GFE she clean me up and we chatted a little bit and when on my way happy.

[MikeOxhard]

After looking through the forum, I decided to give Brisa a try. My previous encounters at AMPs were a long time ago and disappointing. Most of my recent experiences have been through the other board with mixed results.

I pulled up to Brisa on Sunday morning right after another guy walked in. Went in got a room and gave the girl 2 benjis and she said her friend would be right in. That's when Sasha walked in. Very cute and young looking. They all look young to me, I'm old. She asked if I wanted a massage and I said sure. She had a tight fitting dress on and when she came around to the front of the table I started feeling her ass and legs. This is when I discovered she had no panties and her pussy was bald and wet. At this point, I decided I didn't want a massage anymore and I rolled over and asked her if she wanted to suck my cock. She giggled and got to work. Long story short. Dfk, BBBJ, bls, daty, dato, cfs, standing mish. Doggy. Cowgirl, asian cowgirl.

I found Sasha to be very nice and willing. When we were done its almost like she didn't want me to leave which seemed weird. We just snuggled and made out for a bit.

The bang for the buck was awesome, especially compared to the other board. Her body and menu would want 5 $ easy.

[KrDoggy-shill]

I've done it, use to do it more before started doing this more days than not. There is a Viet MMS in Tacoma I gave $$ 60 to partly to feed my raging MMS fetish and she was great, but that is the pattern. I might do it once but when I look at going back I have to compare to a half dozen quality options at standard rate.

Haggling completely defeats my mood, so two benjis up front and no more money talk suits me well. But to your point, if you threaten to leave they will virtually all take $$, but that might mean poor service. Actually for me if the girl acts in any way unhappy for any reason I look to bail. This is supposed to be a happy sport.

Girls that hate their jobs are a huge red flag. I think Lala goes back and forth on that, got pissed when I did not fit her imaginary rescuer fantasy.

The standard donation will get you one hour service alright. But not always the best service and your review has just proved that. However, it all depends on the girl you see and the shop you visit and who you are (YMMV). Lala might provide excellent service to another guy who she has a connection with for $$/ hr. I only banged Summer when she worked at QQ but I did meet Lala and she seemed nice but being nice doesn't always equate to great service. Money talks in this hobby.

[KrDoggy-shill]

They are always happy and give a full hour because its a massage++ oriented place. Lala just tripping, last day makes sense.

I've never had an issue with giving the standard $$ donation and that not being enough or to receive poor service. Especially at a place at QQ that's been reviewed many times.

I think with the mamasan not being present definitely had an impact where she had more free reign or simply didn't give a fuck.

[Supermanamp]

I've never had an issue with giving the standard $$ donation and that not being enough or to receive poor service. Especially at a place at QQ that's been reviewed many times.

I think with the mamasan not being present definitely had an impact where she had more free reign or simply didn't give a fuck.

The standard donation will get you one hour service alright. But not always the best service and your review has just proved that. However, it all depends on the girl you see and the shop you visit and who you are (YMMV). Lala might provide excellent service to another guy who she has a connection with for $$/ hr. I only banged Summer when she worked at QQ but I did meet Lala and she seemed nice but being nice doesn't always equate to great service. Money talks in this hobby.

[Skeete5555]

Sounds like she was unhappy because of the $$ standard donation for one hour. If she wasn't happy, she should have asked for more $ or she should have told you that only gets you hh. However, you can also sense it when you gave her the tip and should have negotiated for better service. Unfortunately all these girls are money driven so when they are happy with the tip you give them, they provide better service and when they are not happy with the tip they provide mediocre service. I'm certain that. 40-. 60 more of a tip would have gotten you the service you were expecting. Best thing to do next time is to negotiate up front or leave if you don't want to give the extra tip over the standard donation.

I've never had an issue with giving the standard $$ donation and that not being enough or to receive poor service. Especially at a place at QQ that's been reviewed many times.

I think with the mamasan not being present definitely had an impact where she had more free reign or simply didn't give a fuck.

[Skeete5555]

Sorry to hear this, and also now sorry I did not share my experience with Lala, just to warn people.

I'll say she can (and has) provided some of the very best MP experiences I have ever had, but she is highly volatile and can snap in an instant.

I've gone there several times and just tried to be friendly when I was not there for her, and she would treat me with weird rudeness. Last time I was there I saw Cherry (who is very nice) and when I left I popped my head in and Lala would not even look at me. Realize I am a regular at this shop and just adore Shana, the manager.

Next thing I know Lala sends me a message and asks me to not come to QQ the rest of the month. I'm certainly not perfect, but no girl has EVER asked me not to visit. Not an incredible hardship, there are so many options, but it shocked me and made me question myself. I've just avoiding the shop and sweet Cherry because it too awkward..

Yeah, she definitely has some screws loose, she should never be messaging you that. I'm was flabbergasted that she had so many positive reviews from others but as I stated, YMMV. She did say it was her last day after working for 3 months, maybe she's over it and needed a break. Also, Shana was not there and maybe that gave Lala free reign to act crazy. I would've definitely gave my negative feedback to Shana if she was there.

[MeridianTime]

I stopped by Brisa Sunday morning and there were no cars up front, lucky me. Nova greeted me which made me happy since that was who I was wanted to see. Looked great as previous reviews mentioned. Her service was great always making sure I was enjoying my time with her. What really got me going was when she did the splits on the table and had me pound her from behind. After multiple positions I asked her to get on top and finish me. She then ask me to lie down with her for a while before I leave. Great experience and would recommend.

[KrDoggy-shill]

Sorry to hear this, and also now sorry I did not share my experience with Lala, just to warn people.

I'll say she can (and has) provided some of the very best MP experiences I have ever had, but she is highly volatile and can snap in an instant.

I've gone there several times and just tried to be friendly when I was not there for her, and she would treat me with weird rudeness. Last time I was there I saw Cherry (who is very nice) and when I left I popped my head in and Lala would not even look at me. Realize I am a regular at this shop and just adore Shana, the manager.

Next thing I know Lala sends me a message and asks me to not come to QQ the rest of the month. I'm certainly not perfect, but no girl has EVER asked me not to visit. Not an incredible hardship, there are so many options, but it shocked me and made me question myself. I've just avoiding the shop and sweet Cherry because it too awkward.

Extraordinarily beautiful and skilled woman, but you really have to catch her in the right mood. I'm ready for her to move on and wonderful friendly Shana to return and bring in new talent that may actually like me.

I'd encourage you not to blame QQ, its just the one crazy and Shana is out now and not there to keep her in line.

LOL that we both pop even in a crappy session! Just dogs.

Let me preface by saying I know this hobby is YMMV no mater how many positive reviews a provider may have. I went to QQ in hopes to get an appointment with Lala based on all her positive reviews but she was initially busy and Cherry asked if I wanted to wanted her instead. I politely declined and said I could come back for Lala, which Cherry gave me an attitude about it and said to come back in an hour. I decided to come back and Lala was available, went into the room and gave the $$ donation. She asked me how long I wanted, which I responded an hour. She then proceeded to ask two more times how long I wanted, which I replied an hour (given that the standard $$ donation is usually good for an hour). Her attitude completely changed and something pissed her off.

She proceeded to give a half-assed massage, which wasn't too bad and I even commented 'feels good' which she responded with the weirdest response of 'if you want a good massage, you should go to an American place'. WTF?! I was kind of thrown off by this but wanted to enjoy the massage. During the massage, she started doing all this math and counting on her fingers during the massage. I sensed that she was over giving a massage and I said we can move on to the service part, which she replied 'I already paid the house an hour fee, let me do my job'. Another WTF. I'm guessing she was mad because wanted to do a HH session for $$ donation but I'm still not sure what pissed her off.

We proceeded to the service part and that's how it felt, completely mechanical and no vibes. She also sprayed my area with tons of disinfectant spray, to the point of where I told her to stop because it sting. I make sure about my hygiene and a fit person, I never had a provider go overboard with disinfecting stuff with me like she did. She made a smart ass response of 'safety'.

We got done with the service and I did eventually pop but only because of a two week buildup. Honestly, I just wanted to get the fuck out of there because I got such weirdo / crazy vibes from Lala. The overall session was worse than I'm describing but just not going into full details.

Just a reminder one person's positive experience means absolutely nothing when it comes to your own experience. I'll prob never go to QQ again.

[Supermanamp]

Let me preface by saying I know this hobby is YMMV no mater how many positive reviews a provider may have. I went to QQ in hopes to get an appointment with Lala based on all her positive reviews but she was initially busy and Cherry asked if I wanted to wanted her instead. I politely declined and said I could come back for Lala, which Cherry gave me an attitude about it and said to come back in an hour. I decided to come back and Lala was available, went into the room and gave the $$ donation. She asked me how long I wanted, which I responded an hour. She then proceeded to ask two more times how long I wanted, which I replied an hour (given that the standard $$ donation is usually good for an hour). Her attitude completely changed and something pissed her off..

Sounds like she was unhappy because of the $$ standard donation for one hour. If she wasn't happy, she should have asked for more $ or she should have told you that only gets you hh. However, you can also sense it when you gave her the tip and should have negotiated for better service. Unfortunately all these girls are money driven so when they are happy with the tip you give them, they provide better service and when they are not happy with the tip they provide mediocre service. I'm certain that. 40-. 60 more of a tip would have gotten you the service you were expecting. Best thing to do next time is to negotiate up front or leave if you don't want to give the extra tip over the standard donation.

[Skeete5555]

Let me preface by saying I know this hobby is YMMV no mater how many positive reviews a provider may have. I went to QQ in hopes to get an appointment with Lala based on all her positive reviews but she was initially busy and Cherry asked if I wanted to wanted her instead. I politely declined and said I could come back for Lala, which Cherry gave me an attitude about it and said to come back in an hour. I decided to come back and Lala was available, went into the room and gave the $$ donation. She asked me how long I wanted, which I responded an hour. She then proceeded to ask two more times how long I wanted, which I replied an hour (given that the standard $$ donation is usually good for an hour). Her attitude completely changed and something pissed her off.

She proceeded to give a half-assed massage, which wasn't too bad and I even commented 'feels good' which she responded with the weirdest response of 'if you want a good massage, you should go to an American place'. WTF?! I was kind of thrown off by this but wanted to enjoy the massage. During the massage, she started doing all this math and counting on her fingers during the massage. I sensed that she was over giving a massage and I said we can move on to the service part, which she replied 'I already paid the house an hour fee, let me do my job'. Another WTF. I'm guessing she was mad because wanted to do a HH session for $$ donation but I'm still not sure what pissed her off.

We proceeded to the service part and that's how it felt, completely mechanical and no vibes. She also sprayed my area with tons of disinfectant spray, to the point of where I told her to stop because it sting. I make sure about my hygiene and a fit person, I never had a provider go overboard with disinfecting stuff with me like she did. She made a smart ass response of 'safety'.

We got done with the service and I did eventually pop but only because of a two week buildup. Honestly, I just wanted to get the fuck out of there because I got such weirdo / crazy vibes from Lala. The overall session was worse than I'm describing but just not going into full details.

Just a reminder one person's positive experience means absolutely nothing when it comes to your own experience. I'll prob never go to QQ again.

[Gibs789-shill]

Mandy is late 20's, 5'2-ish, Short black hair to her shoulders, petite build

Not sure where the reviewer below got "thick". Mandy is petite and curvy with a great narrow waist. Totally agree with the review. Mandy is simply the best and most tireless cowgirl on the whole western rodeo circuit and she has these repeated tight squeezing orgasms that are simply incredible.

[MaybeThisTime]

Haven't had a chance to come by Brisa this month despite knowing Mandy was back here. I remember her from last year during her rotation with her friend Taylor at Good, talk about a dynamic duo.

Details (0-5) - Face: 4. 5, Body: 4, Personality: 5, Service: 5.

DFK, BBBJ, BLS, DATY, CFS, CIM.

Mandy is late 20's, 5'2-ish, Short black hair to her shoulders, petite build, natural B / C's, nice bubbly butt, no tatts, trimmed kitty. Very cute and sultry smile, she'll win you over with her eyes when she smiles.

Entry & Seating:

She still remembered me from last year, so we reconnected a bit. She was surprised I still remember her, but I told her it's cause she gave me a lifelong memory last time LOL. She was rocking a bright red dress compared to her previous yoga pants, looked super hot in that dress with her hourglass hip to waist ratio. Sat on the table while she got on my lap for some kissing, hands on her cakes, they're so enjoyable to play with. She kept grabbing Jr through my pants, and eventually snuck her hand into them without even unbuttoning me. We both knew what time it was. Immediately got down into our birthday suits.

Appetizer:

Obviously we skipped the massage, she jumped into my arms, caught her, and laid back on the table. Continued to kissing while she was teasing Jr with her kitty sliding up and down. She was getting pretty wet, then she reached back with her hand to give Jr some attention while she continued to tease, honestly the sensation and temptation of her just sliding it in bare had me rock solid and on edge. She knew she had me and continued this for about another 5-minutes until I had to change positions otherwise I was going to pop. Got her on her back, my turn to return the favor and was teasing her kitty. Right before she thought she was over the hump and going to O, I jokingly pulled away, and she immediately grabbed my head and yanked it back in. She made sure to get hers.

Main Course:

She then had me sit back up on the table, got on my lap and started teasing me with her kitty again. It was so hot, whilst kissing and teasing, she snuck on the cover and quickly slid me in. Big moan, could feel how plump and aroused her kitty was. Slow grinding quickly lead to holding her ass while she was bouncing up and down. Last time I saw her, she did this for almost the entire time, she was just using me as her own toy, this time it was the same. She just kept fucking me, every time I said I was going to pop, she stopped and kissed me to let me cool down, then continued again. She was just having the time of her life, grinding out her O's like she's trying to win the Winter Olympics gold medal. After about 15 minutes of this, picked her up for some air time against the wall (Sorry to whoever was in the adjacent room for the banging on the wall) then onto the table. Standing mish didn't last long as I wanted to flip her over to finish in K9 with the bubbilicious view. When I truly couldn't hold anymore, pulled out and she immediately turned around and got on her knees to completely drain me, continued to suck and stroke me until I really had to push her off. Jokingly tried to put it back in my mouth, managed to get away and give her a small cup LOL. She jokingly said more and picked up the cover she had brought but we both knew the clock was almost up despite my cock still being up.

Dessert:

Cleaned up, got me all dressed, she made sure I was looking in tip-top shape. Chatted for awhile longer, obviously asked me to come back before she departs. Didn't stick around too long as the long drive up north is quite long and I wanted to make a few stops for groceries on the way home.

Final Thoughts & TLDR:

Mandy is one of the best this month. Pretty hard to beat Hailey as I think she's pretty much solidified her #1 spot at SBBBJ these past few months. Only a few days left for Mandy, I will likely make the trek at least once more before she's gone. If you can get her going, she's use you like a her own fuck toy and tease you until your brain melts. Definitely one of the top-shelf girls at SBBBJ.

[Supermanamp]

I originally had an appointment with Sasha at Brisa, but when the I got there she was busy. Nova escorted me in and had me wait in the waiting room of shame. Hahaha. After about 10 minutes I heard Sasha escort a dude out and then came to get me. Sasha looks older than the picture that was sent to me and I didn't find her very attractive. She does have a petite, sexy, spinner body. I was annoyed about the waiting part and just asked to leave plus she wasn't my type. On my way out, I saw Mandy come out from a room and she was thick and curvy. However, when I heard Mandy clearing her throat in the bathroom, that made me think she swallowed the dude's nut and turned me off so I left. So I decided to go to Maple and see who was working. There were quite a bit of cars in the parking lot. When I rang the doorbell, Summer opened the door. We went to the room and kissed passionately. I gave her the donation and she left. I got undressed and waited for her to come back.

I just did a long review with her so I won't drag this one out. When she returned, she took her dress off and the fuck fest started right away as I usually skip the massage but Summer does provide an amazing massage. As usual, she gave me her elite BBBJ that had me squirming. We 69 for quite a while and her kitty was sweet and tasty. I put her on all fours facing the mirror and I dove my tongue in on her wet sweet kitty for a few minutes. I transitioned her in the Tiffany position with her head hanging from the table, and I face fucked her and played with her kitty and sucked on her juicy melons for a few minutes. She took my hand off her kitty after a while. I put her on her knees and had her suck me some more for a few minutes.

The cover came on and she got on top of me, and she fucked me with her patented jackrabbit fuck till she came. I smashed her hard and fast in missionary, feet to shoulders, K9, and prone bone. In K9, I had her stick her ass up, and I got on my toes and gave her a hard pounding. In prone bone, I banged her furiously until she told me she was coming. She gave me a long seductive stare in the mirror during this time. I put her in standing K9 with her feet on the floor and legs closed while I held her hands on her back and gave her a hard and fast pounding. For the finale, I put her back in missionary with her legs closed, and I jackhammered her hard until I busted my nut in the bag. She said I was number 1 which of course I don't believe.

She cleaned me up and we talked for a bit via the phone translator. I told her she tells everyone they are number 1, and she said that I'm the real number 1. Whatever. Hahaha. She told me she will be working at Legend Massage in Olympia in March which is one of my local shops. When time was up, she walked me to the door and we kissed and hugged and said goodbye. I told her I would see her at Legend quite possibly this weekend as she ranks high on my ATF list.

Summer is amazing and is a service queen so don't miss your opportunity as she'll be leaving on Wednesday is what I think she said. Or it could be Tuesday so hurry up. I definitely recommend her. As always, your experience might vary. Happy mongering boys! Monger on!

[KrDoggy-shill]

First thing in the morning appointment with Sasha. Her looks are banging, face maybe a 7 or 8 and body a solid man-made 10 depending or what you like. Great rack, slim shapely legs and arms, big tattoo on the front of the groin, kind of a reverse tramp stamp.

It was early, given her reputed open menu and my DATY heavy style I really wanted to be the first man of the day. I started by massaging her, which lets me closely inspect her near perfect body. This also gets her in an immediate good mood and she is already moaning and making sounds of pleasure. She was slightly reserved to start but the massage completely changed her, and kissing her lips and those beautiful breasts made me a friend before we even got to DATY. Once there I went slow and gentle, I've started bringing hot water with me rather than scale translation mountain every time, I mix it with regular water and get just the right temperature in my mouth and do the warm water kitty bath that seems to dependably produce "Oh my God!" or loud moans, it was the latter with Sasha. Extended work finally got her off.

She wanted a make-out session after that and we laid on the table and did DFK for a really long time, very nice and unusual. Finally moved 69, her BBBJ skills very good and I'm working, then I ask her to turn around and face forward and sit on my face, she alternates between holding the walls and sitting up and grabbing her breasts and she pops again. I love looking at her face as I work that pussy, she had a great little bean that is easy to find and play with. I'm ready to fuck now, and she grabs the cover but does additional extended BBBJ before putting it on. No word or offer of bare to me.

Get her in standing mish she feels great but not as tight as some, I think she could handle size, but I'm only medium. I start trying different positions to get the best feel, in standing K9 she basically knelt on the table like she was doing a muslim prayer, felt fantastic and she took really hard pounding there. Next she got top and enthusiastically pounded me in a variety of positions. Got K9 on the table and her body was just to die for, then prone bone and she started encouraging me as I pounded, mish on the table provided the best feel and made me pop.

I was covered in sweat by this point and went and got a shower and hugged and kissed Nova on the way. When I got back and started getting dressed I asked Sasha why she did not mention "no condom sex" to me (just out of curiosity), was it my reputation or what? She said she does not do BBFS, I tried to keep a straight face. Maybe she wanted to appear more wholesome to me, but that cat is out of the bag. Anyway I think she is great, and very much like Yuki she does fantastic service even without bare. Supposedly like Yuki she wants to avoid CIP and that is just iffy and complicated.

I'm perfectly happy with CFS with this girl, she is a knockout and passionate as hell. Full on Doggy recommended.