Buffalo Grove / Wheeling / Arlington heights

**Just Do It 2** · 02-19-26 12:25

Originally Posted by HankyDaPanky [View Original Post]

Asian Royal Massage I believe is Licensed. No fun zone.

Been there multiple times recently. Self service with a smile and tickling the boys. Ask for Lilly or Bella.

**ElChinito** · 02-18-26 23:20

As I was in Lake County today, It was a toss up between Althea, Melody, Lux, Came, Refresh, or Sunshine. I decided to run with Melody since this is probably the best facility in the area. This was my 2nd visit this month. I couldn't remember the girl's name but she was petite, slim, dark hair, with a nice C-cup breast. TS was a bit cold so I stayed longer in the sauna. She did a fantastic massage where it was so relaxing, I actually took a quick power nap. When she had me turn over, I panicked for I couldn't tell how much time I had remaining. She started with a slow CBJ, then went into intense CG, then a strong doggy finish. Overall, I had a good time with a very sweet girl. I've noticed lately, only Melody is being reviewed here. Hmmm.

**HankyDaPanky** · 02-18-26 10:52

Hey fellas, if you're looking for explanations to the acronyms (LMP, AMP, DIY) just click in the "abbreviations" box on the main page. All kinds of info, although not complete.

Lmfao (laughing my fing ass off).

**MrCoffee13** · 02-18-26 00:45

Originally Posted by PRichards055 [View Original Post]

I'm in the Dumb Ass Club too! LOL.

Although. It makes sense if an AMP is an Asian Massage Parlor.

Longtime lurker, first comment, since it took me an embarrassingly long time to get authenticated. I am surprised at the lack of Latina options, especially in Des Plaines. Asian, Euro, and no Latina. Am I missing something?

**ThunderBolt99** · 02-17-26 23:42

Originally Posted by Mikejpfil [View Original Post]

My dumb ass was over here thinking LMP stood for Latina Massage Parlor.

LOL, guys that is actually what I meant and what I thought it stood for! Latina massage parlor!

**PRichards055** · 02-17-26 17:11

Originally Posted by Mikejpfil [View Original Post]

My dumb ass was over here thinking LMP stood for Latina Massage Parlor.

I'm in the Dumb Ass Club too! LOL.

Although. It makes sense if an AMP is an Asian Massage Parlor.

**Mikejpfil** · 02-17-26 12:51

Originally Posted by HankyDaPanky [View Original Post]

Asian Royal Massage I believe is Licensed. No fun zone.

My dumb ass was over here thinking LMP stood for Latina Massage Parlor.

**HankyDaPanky** · 02-17-26 11:45

Originally Posted by ThunderBolt99 [View Original Post]

Are there any LMPs that you have been to and recommended in Buffalo Grove or near it? So far I've only been to AMPs and want to check out a LMP just for kicks. Thanks in advance.

Asian Royal Massage I believe is Licensed. No fun zone.

**ThunderBolt99** · 02-16-26 22:10

Sorry, forgot to add this to the previous post but how do you go about finding a good independent provider in Buffalo Grove? Somebody who I can keep going back to instead of taking chances each time at AMP?

**ThunderBolt99** · 02-16-26 22:07

Are there any LMPs that you have been to and recommended in Buffalo Grove or near it? So far I've only been to AMPs and want to check out a LMP just for kicks. Thanks in advance.

**SantaGun** · 02-13-26 18:58

Originally Posted by SantaaClaus [View Original Post]

Definitely not on the younger side, my guess is 40 at the youngest. I'm disappointed with this review. I wasn't expecting a 20 year old but God damn her face is not youthful at all. Her face is 6/10. In fact she looks like a 40 year old that has had a rough life. I took my chances in seeing Yuri because of it. Her body is nice and tight. Nice natural tits probably c cup. Her body makes up for her face. I already worked myself up before coming so I stayed but her face is not great. Everything else is fine. Her limbs are all very short, she has a little meat on her bones but she is very slim. I left happy but I won't repeat.

Yuri's body was nowhere near as hot as Sky's, nice boobs but sensitive nipples. Not a trooper, unlike the other girls at Melody, seemed not too happy about switching multiple positions. Not going to repeat and not going to recommend per se.

Melody is clearly struggling to attract more talent, they have settled for a Sky +1 model.

**Squat** · 02-13-26 18:19

I stopped in during lunchtime today and completed quick half hr session w / Yuri. Sky was also available but I preferred a new gal. Since I was on a time-crunch, I reversed the order and went straight to action. Yuri obliged and got ready. IMHO, I thought she had a pretty face and a good slim body. I couldn't tell if she was in her 30's or 40's, but she was definitely fit and a banging body. We started with light caressing, then CBJ, CG, then finished missionary. Afterwards, I did a quick TS, and headed back to office. For me, I would definitely see her again.

**SantaaClaus** · 02-13-26 06:04

Definitely not on the younger side, my guess is 40 at the youngest. I'm disappointed with this review. I wasn't expecting a 20 year old but God damn her face is not youthful at all. Her face is 6/10. In fact she looks like a 40 year old that has had a rough life. I took my chances in seeing Yuri because of it. Her body is nice and tight. Nice natural tits probably c cup. Her body makes up for her face. I already worked myself up before coming so I stayed but her face is not great. Everything else is fine. Her limbs are all very short, she has a little meat on her bones but she is very slim. I left happy but I won't repeat.

Originally Posted by Sully1234 [View Original Post]

Late report, I went to Melody yesterday shortly after they opened and asked for sky, but she was busy so I ended up with Yuri a new girl. She's very petite and the younger side and has a tight body. It was her first day there and I was her first customer. I started with my usual, handed her the house fee and then gave her the tip which she told me to put on the table. I placed it folded in half on the table next to the lotions we went for the table shower, which was very good. She scrubbed everywhere did the sauna, and then back to the room. I noticed that my tip money was still at the exact same position as when I left she had never looked at it. I laid down and she gave me a very nice massage. Then she got up went over looked at the tip left the room and came back and took off her dress and proceeded to do a light touch body rub with her hair, nips and tongue, including my ass and the flip I asked her to lay down. She was very receptive to daty covered all the positions. She was very sweet. When we walked out of the room, she forgot to ring the bell. She had to run back, push the buzzer and gave me a kiss on the cheek when we got to the end. I'm definitely going to repeat.

**Sully1234** · 02-11-26 13:50

Late report, I went to Melody yesterday shortly after they opened and asked for sky, but she was busy so I ended up with Yuri a new girl. She's very petite and the younger side and has a tight body. It was her first day there and I was her first customer. I started with my usual, handed her the house fee and then gave her the tip which she told me to put on the table. I placed it folded in half on the table next to the lotions we went for the table shower, which was very good. She scrubbed everywhere did the sauna, and then back to the room. I noticed that my tip money was still at the exact same position as when I left she had never looked at it. I laid down and she gave me a very nice massage. Then she got up went over looked at the tip left the room and came back and took off her dress and proceeded to do a light touch body rub with her hair, nips and tongue, including my ass and the flip I asked her to lay down. She was very receptive to daty covered all the positions. She was very sweet. When we walked out of the room, she forgot to ring the bell. She had to run back, push the buzzer and gave me a kiss on the cheek when we got to the end. I'm definitely going to repeat.

**Bkmsw** · 02-11-26 12:31

Originally Posted by RandomRandy [View Original Post]

The reason for that is because I am always hesitant to post specific details on here because it so NOT behind a pay wall. I have many many DM conversations sharing specifics about the place and the names. There are warnings from the site everywhere about not posting photos, specific names or street addresses or out profiles will get deleted.

That being said, I will DM you some info and if you want to share back cool and If not also cool. Same goes for anyone else. Happy to trade info privately out of respect for the providers I have known for a very long time and care about their own well being.

I usually wait a week or 2 before posting so the girl will not connect me to the post. It helps maintain my anonymity. Or change slightly some details like what you talked about what she was wearing. Don't change the core info like price services and your satisfaction but just enough where she will not put it together if she or anyone else reads your reviews. These girls see a lot of guys and most live day to day so they are not going to remember who did what or said what and put your review with an actual face.

B.