Massage Parlor Reports

[Cinciskeptic]

Finally got tired of waiting for some reviews of the new girls at "the deli", had to go see for myself.

Called ahead to make a quick appointment, said 1 pm and no one specific just who ever was available.

Get there at about 1, quickly ushered into the first room on the left with Mimi. She asks how long and what I want, tell her a half hour and just what she wants to hear.

I hand over some cash and she starts ripping off my clothes as quick as she can, telling me how nice my body looks and how impressed she is, etc, etc. (She did a great job buttering me up to be completely honest LOL).

She then leaves the room for 1 last time yelling to someone in the back (I assume Chloe), and in comes Chloe talking up a storm with Mimi. They are giggling looking me up and down, when Mimi jumps to the side of the bed starting the massage. Honestly it was about a 6/10, nothing crazy just lots of squeezing and pushing on my shoulders.

Now this is where things start to get a little uncomfortable for me, I mentioned Chloe coming in as well. Now she made her self comfortable on the seat in the corner (where all my stuff was laid down). Before asking me she started picking up my stuff and moving it around, Wallet, Keys, Phone etc. After my visit I checked everything and made sure nothing was missing thankfully, still being face down and hearing someone touch your belongings sets of a few alarms.

I saw she had nothing in her hands and did not get up to leave with anything so I just ignored it for the time being, back to Mimi. She was still massaging my back when she got closer to my right side with her thick thighs right next to my hands. She pulled my hand and placed it on the inside of her thigh and gestured for me to feel what I wanted. After about 5 minutes of this she got off and told me to turn over.

She drops her clothes and jumps on top of me, swirling her tongue on my chest nipples and stomach. Making her way down she begins with a BBBJ, this goes on for around 10-15 mins. I decide I've tortured her long enough and let her know I'm almost at my limit, she then proceeds to suck the soul out of me and lets me CIM for the big finish. Whole thing was about a 8/10.

After clean up Mimi and Chloe are talking and laughing, then Mimi looks at me and points to Chloe. "You want to Boom boom" *pointing at chloe*, I laugh and said I'd love to but that's when she hits me with the "more money? I laugh and say no sorry, Mimi leaves while me and Chloe talk a little. She grabs me a little water and off I go.

Mimi - 7/10 looks, smaller C cups, larger thighs, face is cute but nothing crazy, and weight is something like 140.

Chloe - 9/10 looks, smaller legs, really cute face, weight is probably 120 or less.

Sorry for the long post, hope you guys enjoy!

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This guy will immediately make a new user and start this shit again, when he does don't respond to him, report him so I can delete it.

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[DuckMam]

I'm sorry to report that you are incorrect. When I spoke up, I was told in no uncertain terms:

Fuck you dude! I don't need to share what I know. Pay for that pussy yourself and report it.

This is what my original complaint was. You all keep intel but then harass junior members to share intel. It's an asymmetric operation. This post is revealing in so many ways.

No, it's not. As the father said to his son, one day you'll understand.

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[Member #7116]

Haha thanks. Will share other reviews once I am able.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step LOL.

Definitely open to any and all recommendations!

I find this all troubling. Senior members want to bleed you dry of information, but reveal nothing themselves. We've seen it over and over again. Proceed with caution.

[Icfts]

Are the BJ's at 8 Foot still covered? That's a big turnoff for me. Haven't been back in a year because of that.

Depends on who you get but generally not. Last visit months back was a 6. 5/10 BBBJ. YMMV.

[HellOnTwoWheel]

Good day gentlemen.

Friday I returned to 8 foot for the other girl, slipped her $200. She is the uglier of the two, but she is more honest LOL. Avg Asian body natural B's. Asked her where she's from and she said Taiwan, I said no you're from China, my assertion made her visibly upset, to the point where she went and received her passport, OK, she is from Taiwan. She was ok, but smelled of cigarettes. I asked if the other girl was from Taiwan, and she grimaced and said no. On the way out we passed the other girl and the Taiwanese girl asked who I thought was better and I said she was, she laughed in the other girls face. Meany.

Are the BJ's at 8 Foot still covered? That's a big turnoff for me. Haven't been back in a year because of that.

[HellOnTwoWheel]

Can someone explain the setup for that building? Did I see three different massage providers? Smile, a foot massage place and a legit place? That can make for some awkward encounters. I didn't want the hassle and went to the place down the street closer to 275 instead.

Are you talking about Smile in Fairfield? I have been to there but but my last visit was about 9 months ago. Last I was there, there were 4 providers. The parking is to the west of the building and Smile is on the east end. It is right across the street from a Burger King and you are very visible from there. I tried 3 different providers and the massages varied. Sorry I can't remember their names. You do have to price haggle with them. I did not get anything more than a CBJ (plastic wrap. Yep) and once a BBBJ. None were stellar. I don't think anything else is on the menu.

HOTW.

[Luckyshamrock]

Made a visit to moon yesterday. Had done a drive by the deli but too many customers. Called Moon and they said come on by. No cars in the lot, good start. Hadn't been there before, despite partaking in most shops around town. Drew Amy. Got the hour. Massage was a 5/10 I'd say. Lots of pushing, forearms and elbows but felt decent. No tease to speak of until some brief tickling after the hot towel. Enough to tell me she was game for at least a L1 finish. Which is what I got. She did let me suck and nibble her nice naturals which was good cause until that point, the boy was a limp noodle. I need the tease beforehand to get excited. Overall a decent experience. Not enough to drive 25 minutes for me.

[Morgoth86]

Had a dream I visited this AMP on banning. Went close to closing so didn't have worries about parking. Met Lisa typical AMP Asian but had nice small perky breast with eraser nipples. Got half hour. Massage was good but I've only gotten massage at AMP so I'm not a good judge. Used oil and worked whole body but no teasing. On flip she informed no kissing or oral bc she had something wrong with her mouth. Sucked on those perky tits then she rode me to completion. . 5 house fee then $ tip. Would repeat.

[KirbyYork]

I saw those legs. They look really good. Upon returning I will visit Faith. Those legs were amazing and your session sounds like something I need to partake. I love dirty talk! That's always icing on the cake!

Made an appointment to see Mimi at Sakura. When I got there I saw a lady unlike any AMP worker I've ever seen. She has legs that reminded me of a volleyball player I used to play with in high school. Muscular and think. I asked Mimi if she would be mad if I tried her. Mimi was very ok with that.

She provided me an actual great massage. Then the tease was bad ass. Very thorough. The climbed on from the head of the table and demanded I eat her pussy good like Mimi says I do. Ok, game on! The 69 game was great! After about ten minutes of this she climbed down and whispered in my ear that she really needed me to fuck her. Dirty talk is not something I'm used to at an AMP, but she's got this on lock. With those big volleyball legs wrapped around me and the awesome dirty talk I was toast. Busted in the bag way quicker than I have sense high school, with that volleyball player!

During our little party a group of what sounded like 4-5 drunk dudes speaking a language I don't speak came in and they were being super loud and generally being a disturbance. Mimi quashed that quick. I'm glad, as if they were still there on my way out things may not have been a fun time.

Treat these ladies with respect. No need to be an ass hole. Just be cool and get your rocks off.

Go check out faith if you want to relive your varsity volleyball chick fucking days. Those thighs around your head are warm on a cold day.