Rants, Raves, and Opinions

[LetHerGo]

The annoyance was so great that it required 2 responses, and neither of them particularly friendly. I was not expecting the, " in my day," speech. If you want to reminisce, that is cool bro, do it. Just reference the reminiscing as opposed to just a posting a random ass and talk about some fun time you had back in the day implying that it was current. I don't know why your so grumpy over it bro.

Nobody is grumpy Bro. Furthermore you add zero to this forum. What have you ever discovered? Nothing. NOT one girl you have seen has made an impact.

[BigMilwaukee]

The annoyance was so great that it required 2 responses, and neither of them particularly friendly. I was not expecting the, " in my day," speech. If you want to reminisce, that is cool bro, do it. Just reference the reminiscing as opposed to just a posting a random ass and talk about some fun time you had back in the day implying that it was current. I don't know why your so grumpy over it bro.

Dude I have been on this site before your were yanking. The smart people found out how to get her information and apparently you're not one of them. Her post is gone and she is UTR. Smart guy I see. Adds to the hype in Milwaukee with junk reviews. Go see your $2 STG girls.

[LetHerGo]

No add? No link? No number? Don't be a tease now bro. All for one and one for all.

Dude I have been on this site before your were yanking. The smart people found out how to get her information and apparently you're not one of them. Her post is gone and she is UTR. Smart guy I see. Adds to the hype in Milwaukee with junk reviews. Go see your $2 STG girls.

[LetHerGo]

No add? No link? No number? Don't be a tease now bro. All for one and one for all.

You ever put two and two together and maybe think the link isn't even up anymore? That would never cross your mind though.

[BigMilwaukee]

No add? No link? No number? Don't be a tease now bro. All for one and one for all.

Saw this girl recently. She doesn't speak a lick of English. She is open to everything. BJ skills are ok but was more interested in getting inside of her which I did and she is tight. But she had a small proboem with self lube and didn't have any. Well sadly it was one and done for me because I was rather tired. She does Greek, BBJCIMW, DP $300/ hr. I will be seeing her again as long as she is in Milwaukee. Not sure how long she is here but from Houston. Not sure why phone isn't letting me upload anymore.

[TrollMongo]

I was thinking it would be nice to have a "like" button we can hit to like posts. Kinda like on Facebook. Often there are posts I'd like to give a thumbs up too but not necassarly want to write a reply too.

Not sure if that's possible, just thought I'd mention it.

[BladeCruiser]

What happened is not a first but perhaps a first with a high profile celebrity.

Just use it as a reminder what people will do when they need money for drugs. The addiction is a powerful force.

Stay safe out there.

[Oakly]

Wow, that's interesting! Girls always remember me, even when I don't remember them, because I'm such a strange motherfucker. Perhaps because you were only her second client of her entire career, you were etched into her mind.

I think you are right. She is going to remember the first few but the rest will blend together. On the other end, before our last date, she was one of a couple hundred so I didn't remember but I will now.

[Body Shopper]

I was on a business trip two weeks ago in Sacramento, CA. As usual, when I'm in a hotel the first thing that comes to my mind is that I need to find someone to help test the bed. So I go to the STG website and look at what is available, find someone that floats my boat, and make arrangements for her to come over. My preference when I was younger was for younger (but at least 20 yo) women. Now anywhere from late 20's to 40's is good as I just can't relate to someone younger than that anymore. My date shows up, gives me a quick hug, kiss, and LEO check without even asking. That is another thing I like about experienced women. They get straight to the point. I reciprocate and in under two minutes after her arrival we are in our birthday suits making out like long lost lovers. It didn't take long before I plugged every hole. Almost an hour later I'm emptied several times. In the end, our hour meeting lasted about an hour and fifteen minutes. I was so impressed I gave her a 50% tip and asked if she was so energetic with everyone. She smiled and said I was special. It wasn't often that she sees a client as old as me. I must have looked taken aback. Then she tells me that I was her second customer twelve years ago. OMG scary when a provider recognizes you but you don't recognize them until they remind you. I'm sure she has seen thousands of guys over the years and I've only seen a couple hundred of providers over my 45+ years seeing hourly rentals but it is nice to have a connection when you can.

Wow, that's interesting! Girls always remember me, even when I don't remember them, because I'm such a strange motherfucker. Perhaps because you were only her second client of her entire career, you were etched into her mind.

[Oakly]

I was on a business trip two weeks ago in Sacramento, CA. As usual, when I'm in a hotel the first thing that comes to my mind is that I need to find someone to help test the bed. So I go to the STG website and look at what is available, find someone that floats my boat, and make arrangements for her to come over. My preference when I was younger was for younger (but at least 20 yo) women. Now anywhere from late 20's to 40's is good as I just can't relate to someone younger than that anymore. My date shows up, gives me a quick hug, kiss, and LEO check without even asking. That is another thing I like about experienced women. They get straight to the point. I reciprocate and in under two minutes after her arrival we are in our birthday suits making out like long lost lovers. It didn't take long before I plugged every hole. Almost an hour later I'm emptied several times. In the end, our hour meeting lasted about an hour and fifteen minutes. I was so impressed I gave her a 50% tip and asked if she was so energetic with everyone. She smiled and said I was special. It wasn't often that she sees a client as old as me. I must have looked taken aback. Then she tells me that I was her second customer twelve years ago. OMG scary when a provider recognizes you but you don't recognize them until they remind you. I'm sure she has seen thousands of guys over the years and I've only seen a couple hundred of providers over my 45+ years seeing hourly rentals but it is nice to have a connection when you can.

[Oakly]

After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband, begin to massage her in ways he hadn't in quite some time.

It almost gave a ticklish sensation as his fingers began at her neck and moved down past the small of her back. He gently stroked her shoulders and neck, gradually working his hand down and stopping just above her stomach.

He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, working down her side, passing gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, and proceeded to ask in a loving voice.

'Honey that was wonderful. Why did you stop?

He responded: 'I found the remote. '.

[Double Life]

So with the first one, I would have asked right back. What are you doing on the site? How would she know you were on the site if she wasn't also on the site.

I tend to some up with the perfect quick comeback days later. I've never had a problem getting sex. Turned away more women than I have engaged. Never asked a woman out in my life. My problem has been getting them to leave. Their goal is to own you, and oddly, change you before we even start. That's where escorts help. They are paid, not for sex, but to leave when its over.

Giddit.

[Oakly]

Years ago I tried match because I didn't have much time out to meet people. Signed up for 3 mos. I would check the site most nights and a chick hit me up and asked for my phone number. "Sure call me any time". She calls at 2 AM asking for phone sex. Not my thing at all but OK, her,"oh baby, you so sexy" her,"I'm cumming. " me (I'm trying)"oh baby I'm so hard"(not), this goes on for an hour. "OK I need some sleep now". Good night. Next night I check the site. She could see I was on the site and calls,"why are you in the site, what about us?" she's crying, all upset. Me, " Hey, I could be an old man in a nursing home for all you know! Her," you gave me three orgasms last night. " Me, "that was you, not me", her, "nobody has ever pleased me like you have," me, "You could be an old man in a nursing home for all I know" "I've never met you! You live in Michigan"! Other women were just as bad. I blocked my profile and quit after a month.

So now I have a woman I met thru business circles. Have not had sex or even kissed yet. She let me know she has "our love song" picked out. Stupid squishy gushy crap! Wants me to move into her place, and wants to make sure I'm in this for "the long haul" before we have sex. I told her, I'm old, I don't have time for all this moving in crap! As nicely as I could I explained I'm not long hauling anything. I don't even buy the "long life" tires for my truck. Why the hell would I plan a future with a woman? She won't stop pushing "our life together". This is why God made escorts.

Giddit.

So, why did God put hair on pussy?. To hide the hook!

So with the first one, I would have asked right back. What are you doing on the site? How would she know you were on the site if she wasn't also on the site.

One of the best relationships I had was a recently widowed women from Carson City, NV. She was older than me by a few years (I was in my early 30's and she was in her late 30's). I was driving to a windsurfing place at the base of the Sierra and come across her and her friend. They ask for directions and I tell them to follow me. Her friend had a camera and said she would like to take photos of me windsurfing. Well, I needed to change so it got pretty raunchy right away. I used her friend as the prop to block me from the photos and of course the teasing started. No intercourse but her the widow woman grabbing me and posing with me in my birthday suit. Eventually I did some windsurfing and later the three of us went to a local restaurant where the photographer woman told me to take it easy as her friend was recently widowed. Yeah, take it easy on the recently widowed woman who played with naked me while her friend photographed us. So I did tone it down a bit that day. We exchanged numbers and went to our homes.

The next date was just the widow and myself. We went for a hike on a seldom used trail and went off trail a ways to lay out our towels and sun ourselves. Of course the clothes came off and we were about to fuck when she said that we needed protection because she hadn't been on the pill long enough. Ugghhh. Meanwhile, people passing us on the trail and I wonder if they see us but that was actually kind of a thrill for both of us. But we cut it short and go back to my house with a stop off at the pharmacy for some condoms. The cashier gave us an interesting look when they see a couple buying condoms and that is all they are buying. We make it back to my house and do it like a couple teenagers. She spends the night. Next morning we are at it again. She climbs on top and puts me inside of her. I mention what about the condom. The hell with the condom. She was willing to risk it.

Well, as good as the sex was, I didn't see a future for us. I was in my early 30's and she was in her late 30's and had to deal with step kids, etc. I really wanted a woman close to my age without the baggage. But the sex was great and just a call away for both of us. Her call, my call we were both there to serve. I felt guilty and thought she might be falling for me. So one afternoon after a fun time in bed I blurt out that I'm just using her for the sex. The second it came out of my mouth I thought all hell would break loose. Instead she said "Oh what a relief. That's all I'm after too. " We continued on for about a year when she found someone who matched her non-bedroom interests (dancing, casinos, etc.) and then went our separate ways. On the one hand, I wonder if I missed out on finding Ms. Right by spending time with women who just wanted my dick but not my brain but on the other hand, I smile at all the fun times I had (she wasn't the only one who used me for my body. In hindsight I was quite a stud, not so anymore).

[Double Life]

I tired of the lack of quantity and quality available for hourly rentals so I signed up for a 'real' dating site to find a match. Bottom line is that nothing is out there either so I'm back to hourly rentals. At least they are younger and leave at the end of the date.

Years ago I tried match because I didn't have much time out to meet people. Signed up for 3 mos. I would check the site most nights and a chick hit me up and asked for my phone number. "Sure call me any time". She calls at 2 AM asking for phone sex. Not my thing at all but OK, her,"oh baby, you so sexy" her,"I'm cumming. " me (I'm trying)"oh baby I'm so hard"(not), this goes on for an hour. "OK I need some sleep now". Good night. Next night I check the site. She could see I was on the site and calls,"why are you in the site, what about us?" she's crying, all upset. Me, " Hey, I could be an old man in a nursing home for all you know! Her," you gave me three orgasms last night. " Me, "that was you, not me", her, "nobody has ever pleased me like you have," me, "You could be an old man in a nursing home for all I know" "I've never met you! You live in Michigan"! Other women were just as bad. I blocked my profile and quit after a month.

So now I have a woman I met thru business circles. Have not had sex or even kissed yet. She let me know she has "our love song" picked out. Stupid squishy gushy crap! Wants me to move into her place, and wants to make sure I'm in this for "the long haul" before we have sex. I told her, I'm old, I don't have time for all this moving in crap! As nicely as I could I explained I'm not long hauling anything. I don't even buy the "long life" tires for my truck. Why the hell would I plan a future with a woman? She won't stop pushing "our life together". This is why God made escorts.

Giddit.

So, why did God put hair on pussy?. To hide the hook!

[Oakly]

I tired of the lack of quantity and quality available for hourly rentals so I signed up for a 'real' dating site to find a match. Bottom line is that nothing is out there either so I'm back to hourly rentals. At least they are younger and leave at the end of the date.