Rants, Raves, and Opinions

[Oakly]

Years ago I tried match because I didn't have much time out to meet people. Signed up for 3 mos. I would check the site most nights and a chick hit me up and asked for my phone number. "Sure call me any time". She calls at 2 AM asking for phone sex. Not my thing at all but OK, her,"oh baby, you so sexy" her,"I'm cumming. " me (I'm trying)"oh baby I'm so hard"(not), this goes on for an hour. "OK I need some sleep now". Good night. Next night I check the site. She could see I was on the site and calls,"why are you in the site, what about us?" she's crying, all upset. Me, " Hey, I could be an old man in a nursing home for all you know! Her," you gave me three orgasms last night. " Me, "that was you, not me", her, "nobody has ever pleased me like you have," me, "You could be an old man in a nursing home for all I know" "I've never met you! You live in Michigan"! Other women were just as bad. I blocked my profile and quit after a month.

So now I have a woman I met thru business circles. Have not had sex or even kissed yet. She let me know she has "our love song" picked out. Stupid squishy gushy crap! Wants me to move into her place, and wants to make sure I'm in this for "the long haul" before we have sex. I told her, I'm old, I don't have time for all this moving in crap! As nicely as I could I explained I'm not long hauling anything. I don't even buy the "long life" tires for my truck. Why the hell would I plan a future with a woman? She won't stop pushing "our life together". This is why God made escorts.

Giddit.

So, why did God put hair on pussy?. To hide the hook!

So with the first one, I would have asked right back. What are you doing on the site? How would she know you were on the site if she wasn't also on the site.

One of the best relationships I had was a recently widowed women from Carson City, NV. She was older than me by a few years (I was in my early 30's and she was in her late 30's). I was driving to a windsurfing place at the base of the Sierra and come across her and her friend. They ask for directions and I tell them to follow me. Her friend had a camera and said she would like to take photos of me windsurfing. Well, I needed to change so it got pretty raunchy right away. I used her friend as the prop to block me from the photos and of course the teasing started. No intercourse but her the widow woman grabbing me and posing with me in my birthday suit. Eventually I did some windsurfing and later the three of us went to a local restaurant where the photographer woman told me to take it easy as her friend was recently widowed. Yeah, take it easy on the recently widowed woman who played with naked me while her friend photographed us. So I did tone it down a bit that day. We exchanged numbers and went to our homes.

The next date was just the widow and myself. We went for a hike on a seldom used trail and went off trail a ways to lay out our towels and sun ourselves. Of course the clothes came off and we were about to fuck when she said that we needed protection because she hadn't been on the pill long enough. Ugghhh. Meanwhile, people passing us on the trail and I wonder if they see us but that was actually kind of a thrill for both of us. But we cut it short and go back to my house with a stop off at the pharmacy for some condoms. The cashier gave us an interesting look when they see a couple buying condoms and that is all they are buying. We make it back to my house and do it like a couple teenagers. She spends the night. Next morning we are at it again. She climbs on top and puts me inside of her. I mention what about the condom. The hell with the condom. She was willing to risk it.

Well, as good as the sex was, I didn't see a future for us. I was in my early 30's and she was in her late 30's and had to deal with step kids, etc. I really wanted a woman close to my age without the baggage. But the sex was great and just a call away for both of us. Her call, my call we were both there to serve. I felt guilty and thought she might be falling for me. So one afternoon after a fun time in bed I blurt out that I'm just using her for the sex. The second it came out of my mouth I thought all hell would break loose. Instead she said "Oh what a relief. That's all I'm after too. " We continued on for about a year when she found someone who matched her non-bedroom interests (dancing, casinos, etc.) and then went our separate ways. On the one hand, I wonder if I missed out on finding Ms. Right by spending time with women who just wanted my dick but not my brain but on the other hand, I smile at all the fun times I had (she wasn't the only one who used me for my body. In hindsight I was quite a stud, not so anymore).

[Double Life]

I tired of the lack of quantity and quality available for hourly rentals so I signed up for a 'real' dating site to find a match. Bottom line is that nothing is out there either so I'm back to hourly rentals. At least they are younger and leave at the end of the date.

Years ago I tried match because I didn't have much time out to meet people. Signed up for 3 mos. I would check the site most nights and a chick hit me up and asked for my phone number. "Sure call me any time". She calls at 2 AM asking for phone sex. Not my thing at all but OK, her,"oh baby, you so sexy" her,"I'm cumming. " me (I'm trying)"oh baby I'm so hard"(not), this goes on for an hour. "OK I need some sleep now". Good night. Next night I check the site. She could see I was on the site and calls,"why are you in the site, what about us?" she's crying, all upset. Me, " Hey, I could be an old man in a nursing home for all you know! Her," you gave me three orgasms last night. " Me, "that was you, not me", her, "nobody has ever pleased me like you have," me, "You could be an old man in a nursing home for all I know" "I've never met you! You live in Michigan"! Other women were just as bad. I blocked my profile and quit after a month.

So now I have a woman I met thru business circles. Have not had sex or even kissed yet. She let me know she has "our love song" picked out. Stupid squishy gushy crap! Wants me to move into her place, and wants to make sure I'm in this for "the long haul" before we have sex. I told her, I'm old, I don't have time for all this moving in crap! As nicely as I could I explained I'm not long hauling anything. I don't even buy the "long life" tires for my truck. Why the hell would I plan a future with a woman? She won't stop pushing "our life together". This is why God made escorts.

Giddit.

So, why did God put hair on pussy?. To hide the hook!

[Oakly]

I tired of the lack of quantity and quality available for hourly rentals so I signed up for a 'real' dating site to find a match. Bottom line is that nothing is out there either so I'm back to hourly rentals. At least they are younger and leave at the end of the date.

[PleasurPiranha]

What ever happened to TOFTT. Today's board is just a bunch of spineless jellyfish reporting on contacts they've made and asking for info before they pull the trigger. Protect yourself, follow your instincts and go get you some. Experiences vary with every girl depending on their circumstances and needs that day. Their all capable of a memorable experience as well as a potential waste of time. Face it, can you really trust what you read anyways. We've all experienced a terrific 1st date with a new girl just to have a total letdown on the 2nd date. Stop asking, be a leader not a follower.

[TrollMongo]

I'm writing this because I have heard so many on here complain about poor service, being rushed and other complaints directed towards streetwalkers and escorts. While I've had those things happen to me it has been rare.

Posted here on the Front Page are: 22 Rules for Street Mongering, 19 Rules for Street Walkers and Streetwalker Rules by Piker, which for the most part are common sense and good to follow although I certainly don't follow them all. Some of those rules show a bit of disrespect for the girls in my opinion.

Step one for me is to ALWAYS be clean and wearing deodorant and cologne (top and bottom), have on clean, decent clothes, freshly shaved on both ends and looking and smelling as good as an ugly old fuk like me can at 73 years old.

If I go to a strip club or visit an escort I wear the kind of cloths most would wear if they went to a nice club or restaurant in the evening. The dancers and escorts have always seemed to appreciate that. I've heard so many say they are tired of guys coming in with dirty work cloths and / or without a recent shower just because they know the girls have to do the private dances or provide services to make money and I guess they get off on making it unpleasant for the girls just cause they are paying them.

Many of the girls I've picked up on the street I'll take to lunch later. I enjoy spending time with most of them, and you can bet most don't often get a good, free meal and they all seem to appreciate it. With a couple girls I've dated several times it has become kind of a regular thing. Pick them up, have sex, have dinner, have sex again and drop them where they want to go. With a motel date we often stop for breakfast first or lunch after, maybe both. (And yes, it's very helpful to be sure they have enough medicine to get them through the date. I'll front them the money as long as they leave their stuff in my car while they are buying it).

The other thing I do is pay what they ask. Most will ask the normal rate for the services they are ask to provide. I pay it, and if the girl does good work she gets a $10 or $20 tip. I can only think of two that ask a high rate, $60 for oral. With them I just said no thanks and dropped them back where I picked them up from. Think about it, if someone came to us wanting us to do our job for them, then haggled us down to a much lower price because they knew we needed the money right away, would we do the best job we could or would we rush it because we were only getting half our normal rate.

A couple times I've picked girls up and we have agreed on a price for a certain service. When that service is about to be provided the girl wants to use a condom, which is a deal breaker for me. The times that has happened it's because I have neglected to specify I want it bare when I first picked them up. In those cases, if the girl insists on covered, I'll tell her I'll give her $10 for her trouble and drop her off where I picked her up. Never had a problem with any of them over that except for one that already had my money in her hand. A couple others already had the money, but gave all but the $10 back and we parted on good terms.

Last, but certainly not least is I always try to complement them if they do a good job or look nice. Things like "I love your hair" or "that's a great outfit" or "you really do that well" goes a long ways.

Remember, these girls are living a life most of us can't imagine. The violence and uncertainty they experience everyday would break a lot of us. It's my opinion that if someone can't afford that extra $5 or $10 or a kind word and some respect, maybe it would be best to just stay home and let Ms. Right (or perhaps Ms. Left) take care of things.

[TrollMongo]

Thanks, interesting stuff! Made me wonder, though. Ae you in the mile Hi club?

Never did the mile high thing. I've got about 6,500 hours total time but all but a few hundred hours were flying professionally so there wasn't a lot of opportunity.

[Nachynn]

I've been a member here for about 5 years, and in that time I've see many posts by guys who are absolutely terrified of having sex bare back. It's for that reason among others I'm writing this. Now make no mistake, I'm not trying to convince anyone of anything. I have no medical training at all, and no expertise in the matters I'm about to discuss other than my personal experience and what I have been told.

With that said, the first thing I would like to relate is what I was told some years ago by a girlfriend who was / still is an OB / GYN doctor. I met her in her 3rd year of residency in Tulsa when she came to take flying lessons and I was her flight instructor. We were together a bit over 3 years. She told me that if a guy has a STD and has unprotected sex with a woman, that woman is almost certain to catch the STD. However, if it's the girl who has the STD and she has unprotected sex with a guy, the guy is unlikely to catch the STD unless he has an open sore, cut or rash on his penis. After sex, he can make it even more unlikely buy taking a leak as soon as possible.

Now I'm just days short of being 73 years old. I lost my virginity at 16, four days after getting my drivers license and in the ensuing 57 years it would be tough to guess how many women I've had sex with. Included in the number would be normal girls, countless strippers, many escorts and street walkers in this country (including maybe 30 or so of Silver City's finest) plus sex workers in several different cities in Mexico, the Philippines, Costa Rica, Viet Nam and Thailand. The only thing I ever caught was a case of crotch crickets way back in high school when everybody still had pubic hair. A can of flea powder for dogs took care of that in short order. In all those years I've used a condom maybe 6 or 7 times, most of those were in the brothels in Nevada. I never found a single girl there that would do bare back. If they were caught the were fired immediately.

Was it just luck? Maybe, but if I'm that lucky why haven't I won the lottery yet?

Anyway, something to think about. I do get a kick out of the guys who almost pass out from fright just thinking about doing bare back with a sex worker though.

Thanks, interesting stuff! Made me wonder, though. Ae you in the mile Hi club?

[Billy Thornton]

I've been a member here for about 5 years, and in that time I've see many posts by guys who are absolutely terrified of having sex bare back. It's for that reason among others I'm writing this. Now make no mistake, I'm not trying to convince anyone of anything. I have no medical training at all, and no expertise in the matters I'm about to discuss other than my personal experience and what I have been told.

With that said, the first thing I would like to relate is what I was told some years ago by a girlfriend who was / still is an OB / GYN doctor. I met her in her 3rd year of residency in Tulsa when she came to take flying lessons and I was her flight instructor. We were together a bit over 3 years. She told me that if a guy has a STD and has unprotected sex with a woman, that woman is almost certain to catch the STD. However, if it's the girl who has the STD and she has unprotected sex with a guy, the guy is unlikely to catch the STD unless he has an open sore, cut or rash on his penis. After sex, he can make it even more unlikely buy taking a leak as soon as possible.

Now I'm just days short of being 73 years old. I lost my virginity at 16, four days after getting my drivers license and in the ensuing 57 years it would be tough to guess how many women I've had sex with. Included in the number would be normal girls, countless strippers, many escorts and street walkers in this country (including maybe 30 or so of Silver City's finest) plus sex workers in several different cities in Mexico, the Philippines, Costa Rica, Viet Nam and Thailand. The only thing I ever caught was a case of crotch crickets way back in high school when everybody still had pubic hair. A can of flea powder for dogs took care of that in short order. In all those years I've used a condom maybe 6 or 7 times, most of those were in the brothels in Nevada. I never found a single girl there that would do bare back. If they were caught the were fired immediately.

Was it just luck? Maybe, but if I'm that lucky why haven't I won the lottery yet?

Anyway, something to think about. I do get a kick out of the guys who almost pass out from fright just thinking about doing bare back with a sex worker though.

Great post. You've had a great life!. I hope I do too. Thanks. I have always used protection. I do it in part for mental health. However, I miss doing it bare (only with 2 people out of 40 maybe? I'm considering it.

[LivingDream]

I've been a member here for about 5 years, and in that time I've see many posts by guys who are absolutely terrified of having sex bare back. It's for that reason among others I'm writing this. Now make no mistake, I'm not trying to convince anyone of anything. I have no medical training at all, and no expertise in the matters I'm about to discuss other than my personal experience and what I have been told.

With that said, the first thing I would like to relate is what I was told some years ago by a girlfriend who was / still is an OB / GYN doctor. I met her in her 3rd year of residency in Tulsa when she came to take flying lessons and I was her flight instructor. We were together a bit over 3 years. She told me that if a guy has a STD and has unprotected sex with a woman, that woman is almost certain to catch the STD. However, if it's the girl who has the STD and she has unprotected sex with a guy, the guy is unlikely to catch the STD unless he has an open sore, cut or rash on his penis. After sex, he can make it even more unlikely buy taking a leak as soon as possible.

Now I'm just days short of being 73 years old. I lost my virginity at 16, four days after getting my drivers license and in the ensuing 57 years it would be tough to guess how many women I've had sex with. Included in the number would be normal girls, countless strippers, many escorts and street walkers in this country (including maybe 30 or so of Silver City's finest) plus sex workers in several different cities in Mexico, the Philippines, Costa Rica, Viet Nam and Thailand. The only thing I ever caught was a case of crotch crickets way back in high school when everybody still had pubic hair. A can of flea powder for dogs took care of that in short order. In all those years I've used a condom maybe 6 or 7 times, most of those were in the brothels in Nevada. I never found a single girl there that would do bare back. If they were caught the were fired immediately.

Was it just luck? Maybe, but if I'm that lucky why haven't I won the lottery yet?

Anyway, something to think about. I do get a kick out of the guys who almost pass out from fright just thinking about doing bare back with a sex worker though.

It's probably a luck of the draw. This hobby is one of risk-seeking and danger so I get why you would roll the dice and you have dodged bullets.

However, I am simply not going to roll my dice by sticking my dick in women who have been poked by dozens if not hundreds of guys and aren't exactly forthcoming with what they have or what they've done. I learned my lesson back in college when I did bareback and got chlamydia.

[TrollMongo]

I've been a member here for about 5 years, and in that time I've see many posts by guys who are absolutely terrified of having sex bare back. It's for that reason among others I'm writing this. Now make no mistake, I'm not trying to convince anyone of anything. I have no medical training at all, and no expertise in the matters I'm about to discuss other than my personal experience and what I have been told.

With that said, the first thing I would like to relate is what I was told some years ago by a girlfriend who was / still is an OB / GYN doctor. I met her in her 3rd year of residency in Tulsa when she came to take flying lessons and I was her flight instructor. We were together a bit over 3 years. She told me that if a guy has a STD and has unprotected sex with a woman, that woman is almost certain to catch the STD. However, if it's the girl who has the STD and she has unprotected sex with a guy, the guy is unlikely to catch the STD unless he has an open sore, cut or rash on his penis. After sex, he can make it even more unlikely buy taking a leak as soon as possible.

Now I'm just days short of being 73 years old. I lost my virginity at 16, four days after getting my drivers license and in the ensuing 57 years it would be tough to guess how many women I've had sex with. Included in the number would be normal girls, countless strippers, many escorts and street walkers in this country (including maybe 30 or so of Silver City's finest) plus sex workers in several different cities in Mexico, the Philippines, Costa Rica, Viet Nam and Thailand. The only thing I ever caught was a case of crotch crickets way back in high school when everybody still had pubic hair. A can of flea powder for dogs took care of that in short order. In all those years I've used a condom maybe 6 or 7 times, most of those were in the brothels in Nevada. I never found a single girl there that would do bare back. If they were caught the were fired immediately.

Was it just luck? Maybe, but if I'm that lucky why haven't I won the lottery yet?

Anyway, something to think about. I do get a kick out of the guys who almost pass out from fright just thinking about doing bare back with a sex worker though.

[DieselMike]

There is no way in hell that I am an AI! Then again, that is probably what an AI would say, wouldn't it. Damn, that is a tripping thought. Needless, to address the question posed from someone who has never met a fat girl in life, they almost always never take whole body pics head on due to it looking really gross. They often will become masters of angles, or just stick with face pics. Think about it for one second. An escort, who is selling their body does not want to advertise their body? Hmmmmmm. That my friend is called a red flag. It is simular to the heavy use of filters and decades old pictures being used, since their current looks will probably make you exclaim, "damn! What the hell happened to you!" That said, there is a reason I have a certain way I meet girls for the first time, to attempt to minimize my utter and soul crushing disappointment. Is seeing someone from a distance the same as meeting them face to face? Who is to say. But mine and other comments are still valid.

"they almost always never take whole body pics" Same for Facebook and dating site profiles.

[HuntingStreets]

Feels like the first AI generated post!

LOL, he's been a member of this board since long before AI was a thing and has shared a ton of good info.

HS.

[BigMilwaukee]

There is no way in hell that I am an AI! Then again, that is probably what an AI would say, wouldn't it. Damn, that is a tripping thought. Needless, to address the question posed from someone who has never met a fat girl in life, they almost always never take whole body pics head on due to it looking really gross. They often will become masters of angles, or just stick with face pics. Think about it for one second. An escort, who is selling their body does not want to advertise their body? Hmmmmmm. That my friend is called a red flag. It is simular to the heavy use of filters and decades old pictures being used, since their current looks will probably make you exclaim, "damn! What the hell happened to you!" That said, there is a reason I have a certain way I meet girls for the first time, to attempt to minimize my utter and soul crushing disappointment. Is seeing someone from a distance the same as meeting them face to face? Who is to say. But mine and other comments are still valid.

"Have you met her in person or spoken to her Or do you just assume that she's not taking full body pics because She's overweight?

[DionysusII]

Your simping started with the classical how do I know that she is super fat and weathered, beside just looking at her pics, which should be enough you would think let alone time spent with her. Filters can only do so much. I was emphasizing that people are paying large sums of money for that. No offense to her, but she should be the one paying, let's be honest. If most of us saw her on the street or in the store, we would be repulsed, but in typical male fashion, we can talk ourselves into anything. You like the look, good for you, we all have a thing. I only try to remind the great majority that there should be some minimal standards. Minimal. Than again, I am not above a good hogging from time to time, for minimal cost that is.

As A Former Drug Dealer Who Had Various Of Drug Spots All Over The South Side Of Milwaukee. And Who Would Actually Let Clients Relax And Smoke Out In A Back Room In Said Drug Spots. And As They Come Down From Their Dope Highs. And Get Their Bearings Together Before They Go Back Out On The Streets. Conversations Were Had. Most Of Them Do Have Children. And Even If They Don't Have Their Children. Some Still Do What They Can Do For Them. See, It's Not Rocket Science. SW Are Addicted To Drugs. They Wake Up, Get Dress, And Hit The Streets. When They Catch That First Trick. They Are Coming Straight To Me (or one of my guys) So That They Can Get That First Fix. They Smoke Their Shit And Go Right Back Out There. And Wait To Catch Another Trick. And The Process Repeats Itself. Now Every Street Walker Is Diffirent. Some Go Out And Make Their Money Then Do What They Got To Do First. Doing Stuff For Their Kids, Family Members, Paying Their Bills, Etc. And Others Just Get High All Day Until They Burn Themselves Out. Go To Sleep Wake Up And Do It All Over Again.

See, Most of Them Don't Have A Car. So They Have To Pay Someone To Run Them To This Place And That Place. And Depending On Where They Are Trying To Go. The Price To Take Them Is Going To Vary. Those Women Still Have To Buy Food And Clothes Too. And Cigarettes If They Smoke Also.

So, The Life Of A Street Walker Is Just Like Everyone's Else. It's Just That The Drugs Are The Main Driving Force Behind Most Their Actions. And Regardless To All Of That. Inflation Still Effects Everyone. It Doesn't Matter If You're A Street Walker, Bus Driver, A Wall Street Investor, Or A Homeless Bum. We All Have To Pay The 50 Cent Price Hike On The Price Of A Gallon Of Gas.

Feels like the first AI generated post!

[DionysusII]

Your simping started with the classical how do I know that she is super fat and weathered, beside just looking at her pics, which should be enough you would think let alone time spent with her. Filters can only do so much. I was emphasizing that people are paying large sums of money for that. No offense to her, but she should be the one paying, let's be honest. If most of us saw her on the street or in the store, we would be repulsed, but in typical male fashion, we can talk ourselves into anything. You like the look, good for you, we all have a thing. I only try to remind the great majority that there should be some minimal standards. Minimal. Than again, I am not above a good hogging from time to time, for minimal cost that is.

Same logic applies to those who pay to see Rain LOL!!