Massage Parlor Reports

[Joe999]

Made an appointment yesterday prior to lunch with Suki. Got there on time. Receptionist showed me to room, she was small and cute, actually tried to get her to stay to give a massage. Declined, told me she didn't do massage. Several times, answering the same way. I digress.

The room was freezing, should have asked for a warmer room, but believing all the rooms were cold. Notice all the people working there had on winter coats. Should have left, but stayed. Receptionist and later suki came in to tell me she will be 10 min late because she was eating.

15 min later she comes in. One could tell, she smelled of some Chinese dish. Massage was for 60 min, but Suki kept asking me to change to 30 min because she was cold. What the heck, I was the one laying there naked. They were not busy. I declined, the massage got worse turning into me massaging her some, to her grabbing the oil bottle and going to work and saying 30 min finished.

She walked out and I laid there long enough for her to come back and try to lift me off the table. Kinda pisssed. Got dressed pay the fee, small tip and just kept walking out the door.

It will be a while before I head back. Feel it was a waste of time and funds. I can get better interactions from other locations.

Stay safe,

Joe.

[Paradigm71]

You're 100% right. The non-sharing of good information is why this and the Escort Reports section are almost devoid of any actual reviews or good intel. The lack of data, recommendations, and valuable insights keep prices high and quality low. Sadly, it's not just Cincy, it's almost everywhere (Dayton is a bit better though, ironically).

Happy to share my one and only local recommendation. Just pm me. You and other seniors only. Please be patient for a reply as I know I'll get flooded. 😊.

Stay safe.

East.

Complain about the lack of sharing in the forum and it being a problem, followed up by you not sharing information in the forum. Please tell me this was just humor.

[Member #7116]

You're 100% right. The non-sharing of good information is why this and the Escort Reports section are almost devoid of any actual reviews or good intel. The lack of data, recommendations, and valuable insights keep prices high and quality low. Sadly, it's not just Cincy, it's almost everywhere (Dayton is a bit better though, ironically).

Happy to share my one and only local recommendation. Just pm me. You and other seniors only. Please be patient for a reply as I know I'll get flooded. 😊.

Stay safe.

East.

Thank you for the validation. We've never interacted but you are correct. I truly don't understand the culture here. I offered information and then I was attacked, and told in private that the truly good intel shouldn't be posted. I don't get you people. It's incoherent. You can all smugly attack me but you must know this is true. This is the world you live in.

[EastSideGuy34]

You're 100% right. The non-sharing of good information is why this and the Escort Reports section are almost devoid of any actual reviews or good intel. The lack of data, recommendations, and valuable insights keep prices high and quality low. Sadly, it's not just Cincy, it's almost everywhere (Dayton is a bit better though, ironically).

Happy to share my one and only local recommendation. Just pm me. You and other seniors only. Please be patient for a reply as I know I'll get flooded. 😊.

Stay safe.

East.

I honestly don't understand the culture here. I have been attacked by senior members for sharing info. There seems to be a culture of wanting to give info to get info, but there is also a culture where senior people don't want to share info. I've been told as much. Make up your minds.

[Member #7116]

Well said Paradigm, well said.

Nytehawk.

I would appreciate this, except it's completely inaccurate. Both of you have no idea about the details. How would you?

[Member #7116]

Chloe, Faith and Monica are available. Very beautiful.

I've walked into Sakura and found 2-3 mongers waiting on a Tuesday afternoon. I've been there on a Saturday morning and the door bell won't stop chiming it's annoying song.

I've seen the comments about the "Deli counter" and "now serving signs" all of which can be true at times. I've walked out and went somewhere else!

I believe your numbers to be very low. Those numbers are more like half a day when it's busy, I think. 14 hour days for the girls. They're seeing more than 6 men. Those are Spring House numbers.

1/4 mile a day of dick?

Nahhhh. More like a 1 mile / day on busy days maybe more. In 30 days time, you could go to Dayton and back maybe.

Are you an engineer? What made you think of this?

Love the chart. Are you updating it daily?

Thank you for the info. Does anyone have height and weight and boob size for these ladies? I'm hoping CincyRed and Mike2024 come through on this. I'm not really interested in the engineering aspect. Funny but not relevant for decision making. Thank you.

[Cinciskeptic]

Hey everyone, wanted to take a shot in the dark and see if anyone has opinions on the new line up at Sakura. Last month I visited for a FS HHR with YaYa, she was exactly as everyone has described, small, cute, semi-large nips, etc. I had a great time and I've been considering another visit since the beginning of this month, the only reason I haven't pulled the trigger is due to the switch up. I'm hoping someone can point me towards a name with similar features as YaYa or better?

Thanks in advance!

[NyteHawk]

I believe the difference is because of what kind of info we are talking about. Giving reviews of brick and mortar businesses and providers that are advertising is very different from "publicly" giving information about a provider that is not advertising. Also, since phone numbers cannot be posted we have to do that via DM, and most do not want to be bombarded by just anyone. There is also a safety concern, do we really want to give out contact info for an UTR provider to someone that is not active on the boards? If you are just giving out phone numbers to everyone then we may as well just be allowed to post them, that would be crazy. I think it is more about safety and discretion than some sort of gatekeeping. Happy to share and want everyone to share their reviews as well but we all need to look out for the providers to some degree.

Well said Paradigm, well said.

Nytehawk.

[CrazyEddy]

Love the George Carlin quote. Used to listen to him back in the day. It's been a long time. He was hilarious!

Only an engineer could come up with your chart!

We are on 5th day of the month at this point so I'm going with 5 miles of dick have been put down so far. It's at least a mile a day at the deli counter!! LOL.

Woodlawn is an excellent place to have a good time. It's been a while since I've been there but I know the massage will be top notch and the services after will be too.

Don't know much of anything on ABW since they moved but it sounds like it's the same.

@CrazyEddy, @KirbyYork.

I get bored sometimes. Okay, a lot of times. And yeah, I am an engineer. One who's engineered his way into a lot of wet, willing mouths, p*ssies and a $$es!

Seriously though, I don't know why I decided to estimate the length of pipe laid down on opening day at "the deli". To quote George Carlin, "these are the thoughts that kept me out of the better schools. " And no, I am not updating the spreadsheet (although I do believe Kirby is right: the arrival rate and numbers reported served suggest I am underestimating opening day dicking by a factor of two or three). Maybe my numbers better represent a typical day at the AMP and not the fresh meat uptick at the start of a new month.

@GoodWill123.

Thank you, my man. I used to contribute regularly to another board using a very similar screenname. That one had a cryptic meaning. SlamT is merely a meaningless derivation matching the prior format. I spent less than five secs (probably under three) coming up with it. For the record, I think there are some great handles on the Cincy board, including yours which evokes a favorite movie. Or CrazyEddy which reminds me of a pitchman who made Billy Mays seem tame. Albeit with a different spelling of Eddie. Kinda fond of BigGusDickUs (55), too!

[BillHilly]

I decided to go to Asian body works for the first time since they moved locations. When I first pulled up I was hoping there would be a rear entrance like their old location, but it's front door only. Not a big deal but it was note worthy. The new location is pretty nice, but definitely not as comfortable as the old house was. When I entered I was greeted by the same very old lady, if you know you know. She brought me back to the room and her service was the same as it always has been. She likes to finish you in a milking position and always offers a PM and multiple pops. She gets the job done. When I was finished she helped me get dressed, even though I didn't want her to haha. She told me they have three girls working at their location now, but I didn't see anyone but her. It's never my first choice but I'm sure I will be back at some point.

I was also wondering if anyone has been to the parlor in Woodlawn across from dairy queen on Springfield pike? It rarely gets reviews, but I always had good experiences with that lady.

Thanks for the update on ABW.

Woodlawn is still going strong. Cici (sp?) is still the only one there. So, appointment only. But, she is very responsive with communication and will always try to accommodate.

[GoodMan99]

I am passing thru town, and looking for a massage palor that gives free happy endings, goes raw, and has natural double D and not over 25 yrs old (superstar looks), I want a 1 hour massages without her leaving the room. free table shower after gfe full service, give full name of the girl, location, address, copy of passport and telephone number, would help too.. I appreciate it.
(latitude/longitude not needed)

You are absolutely dreaming. You need to travel to a 3rd world massage parlor.

[WanderingAbout]

I honestly don't understand the culture here. I have been attacked by senior members for sharing info. There seems to be a culture of wanting to give info to get info, but there is also a culture where senior people don't want to share info. I've been told as much. Make up your minds.

Please take this to the Octagon where it belongs. Thanks.

[Fish Is Yummy]

I went to Sakura last night. Mimi gave a great massage as always. I've been dealing with some weirdly tight muscles lately and feel massively better today.

I was the only customer. Toward the end of the session, Mimi had Faith and Chloe work on me too. I got FS from them while Mimi hung out and talked to them. Chloe and Faith are both gorgeous. I think Chloe is a bit older. She has nice big nipples and very dark areola. Faith is perky with smaller nipples. Both have great bodies. I had a blast. Total expenses were. $$ 5, I think? I'm sure I could've bargained for less, but holy hell it was worth it.

[Paradigm71]

I honestly don't understand the culture here. I have been attacked by senior members for sharing info. There seems to be a culture of wanting to give info to get info, but there is also a culture where senior people don't want to share info. I've been told as much. Make up your minds.

I believe the difference is because of what kind of info we are talking about. Giving reviews of brick and mortar businesses and providers that are advertising is very different from "publicly" giving information about a provider that is not advertising. Also, since phone numbers cannot be posted we have to do that via DM, and most do not want to be bombarded by just anyone. There is also a safety concern, do we really want to give out contact info for an UTR provider to someone that is not active on the boards? If you are just giving out phone numbers to everyone then we may as well just be allowed to post them, that would be crazy. I think it is more about safety and discretion than some sort of gatekeeping. Happy to share and want everyone to share their reviews as well but we all need to look out for the providers to some degree.

[UpLate]

I decided to go to Asian body works for the first time since they moved locations. When I first pulled up I was hoping there would be a rear entrance like their old location, but it's front door only. Not a big deal but it was note worthy. The new location is pretty nice, but definitely not as comfortable as the old house was. When I entered I was greeted by the same very old lady, if you know you know. She brought me back to the room and her service was the same as it always has been. She likes to finish you in a milking position and always offers a PM and multiple pops. She gets the job done. When I was finished she helped me get dressed, even though I didn't want her to haha. She told me they have three girls working at their location now, but I didn't see anyone but her. It's never my first choice but I'm sure I will be back at some point.

I was also wondering if anyone has been to the parlor in Woodlawn across from dairy queen on Springfield pike? It rarely gets reviews, but I always had good experiences with that lady.