Massage Parlor Reports

[Member #7116]

Chloe, Faith and Monica are available. Very beautiful.

I've walked into Sakura and found 2-3 mongers waiting on a Tuesday afternoon. I've been there on a Saturday morning and the door bell won't stop chiming it's annoying song.

I've seen the comments about the "Deli counter" and "now serving signs" all of which can be true at times. I've walked out and went somewhere else!

I believe your numbers to be very low. Those numbers are more like half a day when it's busy, I think. 14 hour days for the girls. They're seeing more than 6 men. Those are Spring House numbers.

1/4 mile a day of dick?

Nahhhh. More like a 1 mile / day on busy days maybe more. In 30 days time, you could go to Dayton and back maybe.

Are you an engineer? What made you think of this?

Love the chart. Are you updating it daily?

Thank you for the info. Does anyone have height and weight and boob size for these ladies? I'm hoping CincyRed and Mike2024 come through on this. I'm not really interested in the engineering aspect. Funny but not relevant for decision making. Thank you.

[Cinciskeptic]

Hey everyone, wanted to take a shot in the dark and see if anyone has opinions on the new line up at Sakura. Last month I visited for a FS HHR with YaYa, she was exactly as everyone has described, small, cute, semi-large nips, etc. I had a great time and I've been considering another visit since the beginning of this month, the only reason I haven't pulled the trigger is due to the switch up. I'm hoping someone can point me towards a name with similar features as YaYa or better?

Thanks in advance!

[NyteHawk]

I believe the difference is because of what kind of info we are talking about. Giving reviews of brick and mortar businesses and providers that are advertising is very different from "publicly" giving information about a provider that is not advertising. Also, since phone numbers cannot be posted we have to do that via DM, and most do not want to be bombarded by just anyone. There is also a safety concern, do we really want to give out contact info for an UTR provider to someone that is not active on the boards? If you are just giving out phone numbers to everyone then we may as well just be allowed to post them, that would be crazy. I think it is more about safety and discretion than some sort of gatekeeping. Happy to share and want everyone to share their reviews as well but we all need to look out for the providers to some degree.

Well said Paradigm, well said.

Nytehawk.

[CrazyEddy]

Love the George Carlin quote. Used to listen to him back in the day. It's been a long time. He was hilarious!

Only an engineer could come up with your chart!

We are on 5th day of the month at this point so I'm going with 5 miles of dick have been put down so far. It's at least a mile a day at the deli counter!! LOL.

Woodlawn is an excellent place to have a good time. It's been a while since I've been there but I know the massage will be top notch and the services after will be too.

Don't know much of anything on ABW since they moved but it sounds like it's the same.

@CrazyEddy, @KirbyYork.

I get bored sometimes. Okay, a lot of times. And yeah, I am an engineer. One who's engineered his way into a lot of wet, willing mouths, p*ssies and a $$es!

Seriously though, I don't know why I decided to estimate the length of pipe laid down on opening day at "the deli". To quote George Carlin, "these are the thoughts that kept me out of the better schools. " And no, I am not updating the spreadsheet (although I do believe Kirby is right: the arrival rate and numbers reported served suggest I am underestimating opening day dicking by a factor of two or three). Maybe my numbers better represent a typical day at the AMP and not the fresh meat uptick at the start of a new month.

@GoodWill123.

Thank you, my man. I used to contribute regularly to another board using a very similar screenname. That one had a cryptic meaning. SlamT is merely a meaningless derivation matching the prior format. I spent less than five secs (probably under three) coming up with it. For the record, I think there are some great handles on the Cincy board, including yours which evokes a favorite movie. Or CrazyEddy which reminds me of a pitchman who made Billy Mays seem tame. Albeit with a different spelling of Eddie. Kinda fond of BigGusDickUs (55), too!

[BillHilly]

I decided to go to Asian body works for the first time since they moved locations. When I first pulled up I was hoping there would be a rear entrance like their old location, but it's front door only. Not a big deal but it was note worthy. The new location is pretty nice, but definitely not as comfortable as the old house was. When I entered I was greeted by the same very old lady, if you know you know. She brought me back to the room and her service was the same as it always has been. She likes to finish you in a milking position and always offers a PM and multiple pops. She gets the job done. When I was finished she helped me get dressed, even though I didn't want her to haha. She told me they have three girls working at their location now, but I didn't see anyone but her. It's never my first choice but I'm sure I will be back at some point.

I was also wondering if anyone has been to the parlor in Woodlawn across from dairy queen on Springfield pike? It rarely gets reviews, but I always had good experiences with that lady.

Thanks for the update on ABW.

Woodlawn is still going strong. Cici (sp?) is still the only one there. So, appointment only. But, she is very responsive with communication and will always try to accommodate.

[GoodMan99]

I am passing thru town, and looking for a massage palor that gives free happy endings, goes raw, and has natural double D and not over 25 yrs old (superstar looks), I want a 1 hour massages without her leaving the room. free table shower after gfe full service, give full name of the girl, location, address, copy of passport and telephone number, would help too.. I appreciate it.
(latitude/longitude not needed)

You are absolutely dreaming. You need to travel to a 3rd world massage parlor.

[WanderingAbout]

I honestly don't understand the culture here. I have been attacked by senior members for sharing info. There seems to be a culture of wanting to give info to get info, but there is also a culture where senior people don't want to share info. I've been told as much. Make up your minds.

Please take this to the Octagon where it belongs. Thanks.

[Fish Is Yummy]

I went to Sakura last night. Mimi gave a great massage as always. I've been dealing with some weirdly tight muscles lately and feel massively better today.

I was the only customer. Toward the end of the session, Mimi had Faith and Chloe work on me too. I got FS from them while Mimi hung out and talked to them. Chloe and Faith are both gorgeous. I think Chloe is a bit older. She has nice big nipples and very dark areola. Faith is perky with smaller nipples. Both have great bodies. I had a blast. Total expenses were. $$ 5, I think? I'm sure I could've bargained for less, but holy hell it was worth it.

[Paradigm71]

I honestly don't understand the culture here. I have been attacked by senior members for sharing info. There seems to be a culture of wanting to give info to get info, but there is also a culture where senior people don't want to share info. I've been told as much. Make up your minds.

I believe the difference is because of what kind of info we are talking about. Giving reviews of brick and mortar businesses and providers that are advertising is very different from "publicly" giving information about a provider that is not advertising. Also, since phone numbers cannot be posted we have to do that via DM, and most do not want to be bombarded by just anyone. There is also a safety concern, do we really want to give out contact info for an UTR provider to someone that is not active on the boards? If you are just giving out phone numbers to everyone then we may as well just be allowed to post them, that would be crazy. I think it is more about safety and discretion than some sort of gatekeeping. Happy to share and want everyone to share their reviews as well but we all need to look out for the providers to some degree.

[UpLate]

I decided to go to Asian body works for the first time since they moved locations. When I first pulled up I was hoping there would be a rear entrance like their old location, but it's front door only. Not a big deal but it was note worthy. The new location is pretty nice, but definitely not as comfortable as the old house was. When I entered I was greeted by the same very old lady, if you know you know. She brought me back to the room and her service was the same as it always has been. She likes to finish you in a milking position and always offers a PM and multiple pops. She gets the job done. When I was finished she helped me get dressed, even though I didn't want her to haha. She told me they have three girls working at their location now, but I didn't see anyone but her. It's never my first choice but I'm sure I will be back at some point.

I was also wondering if anyone has been to the parlor in Woodlawn across from dairy queen on Springfield pike? It rarely gets reviews, but I always had good experiences with that lady.

[Member #7116]

Give before asking. Tell us of some of your experiences mate.

I honestly don't understand the culture here. I have been attacked by senior members for sharing info. There seems to be a culture of wanting to give info to get info, but there is also a culture where senior people don't want to share info. I've been told as much. Make up your minds.

[TMJ513]

Joker was kind enough to share her number with me last month and I was able to schedule with Serene. I can confirm that she is a sweet and attractive lady and I enjoyed meeting her.

[SnarkDog54]

PM her number please. Also sent you a message.

You're new and have a whopping TWO posts under your belt—he stated senior members only.

[TannerMk]

I found that fiv seems to be non existent at AMPs. In my experience it's been a hard no at any AMP Iv been to. So does anyone know if any current places allow fiv?

Have you tried Woodbridge AB? ABW on Winton is another option. So says a friend.

Also heard from this friend that Seattle action is top notch if anyone is headed out that way.

[EverybodyLoves]

Awhile back I wrote about a professional masseuse off of 75 between Dayton and Cincinnati. Some of you went to see her and she mentioned that every guy that visited her were gentlemen and treated her good. A few of you sent me a PM to thank me.

With the bad weather and not many clients visiting her she is short of funds right now. She has some bills that she needs to take care of. Now that the weather is nicer maybe some of youwould likea good massage from a trained masseuse in the comfort of a clean quiet apartment from a nice personable lady.

She is a professional and will provide you an opportunity to relieve you pains and stress and relax you. She does provide massages to ladies too so if you have a lady in your life that you want to givea Valentines present too your lady would love the massage.

If you have her number send her a text she does not like to bother people. If you do not and you are a senior send me a PM.

PM her number please. Also sent you a message.