Massage Parlor Reports

[Hunter005]

Well I got a text the other day with a image of Lakeview Day Spa's business card.

Drove by yesterday and the Open sign was on.

Happy trolls,

Craig.

What was the phone number on the card?

[MarkGew]

I too got a Lakeview Business Card text. Fortunately, I wasn't in the car with the wife.

"Who was that honey?" I calmly answer, "It's just from an establishment I go to when I want to do something nice for my dick".

That's funny🤣

[LuvPlaying]

From what I've been told, Keke got married.

One of us took her out of the shop.

I wonder what the bar fine was.

Craig.

I heard that too. Wishing she still was working!

[MailGuy]

Well I got a text the other day with a image of Lakeview Day Spa's business card.

Drove by yesterday and the Open sign was on.

Happy trolls,.

I too got a Lakeview Business Card text. Fortunately, I wasn't in the car with the wife.

"Who was that honey?" I calmly answer, "It's just from an establishment I go to when I want to do something nice for my dick".

[Hunter005]

Well I got a text the other day with a image of Lakeview Day Spa's business card.

Drove by yesterday and the Open sign was on.

Happy trolls,

Craig.

I drove past on 2/2 and nothing was lit up. Good to hear that it's back open! (If there are acceptable fees and service, of course).

I wonder if any of the other ones that were owned by the lady who got shut down are open / opening?

[Craiglyszt]

They have had the more mature, not very attractive therapist and a. 80 house fee makes them a "pass". They should drop to 70 as in the past. Keke was great wishing I knew where to find her.

From what I've been told, Keke got married.

One of us took her out of the shop.

I wonder what the bar fine was.

Craig.

[LuvPlaying]

Well I got a text the other day with a image of Lakeview Day Spa's business card.

Drove by yesterday and the Open sign was on.

Happy trolls,

Craig.

They have had the more mature, not very attractive therapist and a. 80 house fee makes them a "pass". They should drop to 70 as in the past. Keke was great wishing I knew where to find her.

[Swp2469]

AMP excursion number two for me was a Tuesday afternoon to VM in search of the famous Mimi or the "thicker-younger" masseuse. Parking is not the most discrete given that it fronts a major highway, but I read a report about using the back door. (insert juvenile giggle) It's well marked & I thought I would give it a try. Door was immediately answered by an older lady, possibly Mimi. Score! I could hear three different voices, so I am not sure who the line-up was. I was escorted to a room, and a different older lady came in and took my 80 for the hour to the house. I totally forget her name, sorry. She was in her mid-40's, shoulder length black hair, a bit of a thicker ass than your typical Asian, and large B / small C cups. She came back and took me for the "table shower. " I was expecting a traditional table shower, but it is a large shower with a padded ledge to lay on. Not the worst experience of my life, but not what I was expecting either. The shower was VERY thorough and, while not erotic, was relaxing. After being dried off, we went back to the massage room and started with face-down. Massage skills 5/10. While she was at the head working on the shoulders, I went for a little OTC roaming on the ass.

I wasn't on this site when living in NOVA, but there is FS out there. My go to was Soft Touch in Springfield. Had several ATFs there. There are others but ST was the best. Another poster, FlGuy had them all down. And for VM, there is parking in the back, along with a back door.

[Craiglyszt]

Well I got a text the other day with a image of Lakeview Day Spa's business card.

Drove by yesterday and the Open sign was on.

Happy trolls,

Craig.

[Wood Maker]

Is Well One in Wildwood?

Yes! Right next to the FL Tpk at the 301 exit and Shell gas station.

[Cutter 436]

Is Well One in Wildwood?

[MongerinFL]

Great first report brother, but I do want to advise you on typical fees at the local AMPs:

House Fess tend to be. 5 to. 6 for Hhr, 7 to. 8 for Hr.

Tips vary, but the going rates are:

H. E. . 4.

BB or CBJ. 8.

FS One Uncle Ben to one Uncle and a Jackson to as much as an Uncle and TWO Jacks.

Paying more won't get you better service, just a thinner wallet..

Thanks for the info. Being new to the AMP game down here I was going off of the STG prices I have seen listed. I will say that I think the AMP girls are a much better option to the STG girls! For some reason, I feel safer going into an AMP than I do some no-tell motel with anyone hiding in the bathroom when I knock on the door!

[MongerinFL]

AMP excursion number two for me was a Tuesday afternoon to VM in search of the famous Mimi or the "thicker-younger" masseuse. Parking is not the most discrete given that it fronts a major highway, but I read a report about using the back door. (insert juvenile giggle) It's well marked & I thought I would give it a try. Door was immediately answered by an older lady, possibly Mimi. Score! I could hear three different voices, so I am not sure who the line-up was. I was escorted to a room, and a different older lady came in and took my 80 for the hour to the house. I totally forget her name, sorry. She was in her mid-40's, shoulder length black hair, a bit of a thicker ass than your typical Asian, and large B / small C cups. She came back and took me for the "table shower. " I was expecting a traditional table shower, but it is a large shower with a padded ledge to lay on. Not the worst experience of my life, but not what I was expecting either. The shower was VERY thorough and, while not erotic, was relaxing. After being dried off, we went back to the massage room and started with face-down. Massage skills 5/10. While she was at the head working on the shoulders, I went for a little OTC roaming on the ass. She didn't react at all, but after moving away, nothing else fun was within reach, so I began to wonder if this was going to be a strike-out visit. On the flip I had a semi waving to her, but she touched everything except my dick. I decided to be bold & ask (in a very quiet voice) if there were any extras available & she shushed me. Not knowing what quite what to do, I just shut up. She then leaned over and asked if I had been there before. I lied and told her yes & that I was looking for full service. I got shushed again! =+) She left the room and I thought, well, this is over, but she came back in and started to get undressed. Another home run!

Down to the good part, we went into 69 for a while, then she slid down to a CBJ. After a few minutes she went into cowgirl. I got to be honest, not the tightest kitty I have had, but better than self-abuse by a long shot. She switched to reverse cowgirl and after a few minutes I asked for standing doggie. One of my all-time favorite positions, but she wouldn't go for it. She started with the CBJ again & I thought I would just enjoy it for a few then find a position I liked to finish off. I don't know what happened, but the turbo kicked in on her mouth & she was sucking like I have never been sucked before. I rarely cum from even a BBBJ, but the next thing I knew, I was blowing ropes in the bag. Not the ending I had hoped for, but a positive one none the less. She used some hot towels to clean me up and since we were close to the one-hour mark, I got dressed, paid, and slipped out the back. I realized we hadn't agreed on a price beforehand (little head thinking again) so I gave her $. 80 and called it a day.

Some thoughts here. I came from the NOVA (northern VA) area where FS was unheard of in AMPs. HJ mostly and rarely a CBJ. If you wanted FS, it was a SW off of STG. I won't even go into prices, because different economy & different services. First, what is up with the no doggie style and limited oral down here? Most of the SWs in NOVA love to be eaten out, but the two contacts I have had in AMPs here have not seemed to like it. Second, what is up with this alcohol spray they like to clean you up with? I appreciate the thoughts and effort, but just haven't encountered that before. Last question, what is up with the doggie style avoidance? I know there is the concern the monger is going to slip the condom off, but they can put the dick in with their hands to make sure its still there. Oh well, its still a better scene in FL!

Thanks again for the tips and happy mongering to you all. Stay safe out there!

[SpecialOne8]

Yo bro, this report screams ripoff city!

First off, Heidi handing you back a few marios should have set off alarm bells. They never do that unless it's because (as you said) they only want to give you a 30-minute massage. The GLARING lie she handed you was how the mamasaan gets ANY of her tip. Whether you believe me or not, the house only cares about their fee. They get anywhere between half to ALL that fee. The girls get to keep all their tip money, because that's where they make a killin' IF they are willing to offer FS and / or GFE. The fees for tipping have always been, and still are:

(House fee is what it is, plain and simple.).

H. E. Goes for two Jacksons.

C or BBBJ goes for three to four Jacksons.

FS goes for six Jacksons.

GFE goes for six to seven Jacks.

You can pay more if you want, but it won't get you better service, just a lighter wallet. Will they haggle with you? Well, what do you think? OF COURSE they will. But if you simply say: "Thank you, but that's not what (Pick whatever name you want) over at XYZ Spa asks for. " they will change their tune, ESPECIALLY if it is within an hour of closing time. For them, it's always about the dough-ray-me and nothing else. If you are there within 90 minutes of closing time, they know they will go home that much poorer if they let you walk, so they will always capitulate. In all the years I have gone to AMPs, only once was I turned away unhappy, and given back a Jack by the mamasaan to keep me from arguing. My steady girl at one of the local joints gives me a lighter version of GFE for less than you were charged for a LOT LESS service, so consider this a word to the wise.

Good luck on your next hunt Hunter. I promise you, things can only get better than your last experience.

SO-8.

Texted to see if they were busy. No response. Headed on up, texted again, no response. Got there, same one as before (Heidi) who I didn't recognize. She changed her hair. Handed her the hour fee and she gave me 20 back. I thought it was because she recognized me from last time and gave me a discount because she shorted me on time. That, or because I texted and she didn't see it. She didn't say why. Turns out it was because she was only taking half hour appointments. On to the massage. Waited 10+ minutes for her to come back in. She said she was the only one there, new girl starting next week. Pretty good massage, worked hard on the glutes. On the flip, she gave me the universal HJ sign, I agreed. Asked her to drop the top, she asked how much would I give her. Told her. 6 She said "So, you only give me 10 tip? Owner gets. 5" I'm like What? That's crazy! NOT paying house fee plus over 1. 0 for that!! Needless to say, nothing happened. She finished with a head and neck massage, left the room. I dressed, left a small tip on the side table. Left the building, and as I was getting in my car she came to the door and opened it but didn't come outside, Just stared at me. I drove away. Crappy attitude and policy!! I'm wondering if it's management's policy or hers to get more $$ out of customers.

[Hunter005]

Texted to see if they were busy. No response. Headed on up, texted again, no response. Got there, same one as before (Heidi) who I didn't recognize. She changed her hair. Handed her the hour fee and she gave me 20 back. I thought it was because she recognized me from last time and gave me a discount because she shorted me on time. That, or because I texted and she didn't see it. She didn't say why. Turns out it was because she was only taking half hour appointments. On to the massage. Waited 10+ minutes for her to come back in. She said she was the only one there, new girl starting next week. Pretty good massage, worked hard on the glutes. On the flip, she gave me the universal HJ sign, I agreed. Asked her to drop the top, she asked how much would I give her. Told her. 6 She said "So, you only give me 10 tip? Owner gets. 5" I'm like What? That's crazy! NOT paying house fee plus over 1. 0 for that!! Needless to say, nothing happened. She finished with a head and neck massage, left the room. I dressed, left a small tip on the side table. Left the building, and as I was getting in my car she came to the door and opened it but didn't come outside, Just stared at me. I drove away. Crappy attitude and policy!! I'm wondering if it's management's policy or hers to get more $$ out of customers.