Massage Parlor Reports

[BigVal]

Stopped by MI Duo a few days ago.

Rolled up and drew Nosee? (Nosey?) or something like that.

I thought she was pretty cute, kind of bubbly. Hard for me to gauge her age, but I would say somewhere around 30's to mid 40's. Had a standard AMP tummy, but nothing crazy.

Massage was good, much better than an "AMP" massage. Not quite professional licensed level, but very solid imo. There was some teasing but nothing too crazy, pretty standard.

On the flip she offered a BJ which is the first time I was offered something more than L1 here. I offered 100 but she wanted more. Said for 140 she would take everything off, I countered at 120 and she accepted but her clothes stayed on. What I assumed was BBBJ turned out to be a CBJ through some plastic or some shit.

Overall pretty bad CBJ, could feel some teeth, and I'm a pretty average size. Could not finish with that so she swapped to her hand which was a much better experience.

Overall would not repeat on the CBJ, but would repeat with a standard finish.

[HeeJunk]

This!! 💯 It's not a legit place. It's like getting shorted on a bag of weed back in the day. Come on now!

You missed my point. He got shorted because it is a jack shack. (Not a legit salon).

[SkinDogToo]

I get up, get dressed and leave. If it bothers you, leave less tip and don't return. Don't confuse a legit massage salon with a jack shack.

This!! 💯 It's not a legit place. It's like getting shorted on a bag of weed back in the day. Come on now!

[StealthStealth]

I've seen this ad, interested in trying but would like to know more? Extras? Service? Rates?

https://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/b...909231849.html

[Black Escape]

General parlor question: how do you deal with time being shorted for you? I see this is now becoming a pattern. Pay for 1 hr upfront, get 50 mins if not 45 mins if they have to rush to someone else. Really pi**es me off that on 40 min mark, there's a flip, pay upfront for extras and then if it's about 10 mins. That's it. Your total is 50 mins. How do you guys deal with it?

I'm cool with it. The moment I finish, I want to get out of the place. I tolerate the final minutes where they rub my temples and slap my thighs or whatever they do, waiting for them to leave the room one last time so I can get dressed freakishly fast and get the hell out the door.

[SmegBoy]

Most decent AMPs will short you on time if they are busy. But never until the service has been provided. On the other hand, the same will go over time and / or offer a 4-hand experience when the things are slow. If I see more than one car parked in the lot, I'll bail and try later. These are places where the AMP is the only open biz at the location. It's harder to tell if it is in a busy strip mall, but I avoid those altogether. Worse than a 45 min hour is one lady moving between rooms servicing multiple clients simultaneously. The mamasan was the one moving us around and my hour was over 90 min. So much for a quick lunch.

One reason I never liked the original Magic on 8 mile was they'd offer 45 minutes for the same rates as M1 for an hour, and Cindy always made sure I got the the full hour+. Worse, Magic would stick you in the sauna for 10 minutes, so between the lackluster tableshower and the sauna you were down 15-20 minutes. Then more time lost haggling and then off to get a rubber. It was like they did a time management study on how to shave time off the customer experience. I last went to Magic 20 years ago, but I just couldn't bring myself to go when they rebranded recently, despite all the rave reviews. Anyway, moral here is it's nothing new.

[Eaton Beaver]

General parlor question: how do you deal with time being shorted for you? I see this is now becoming a pattern. Pay for 1 hr upfront, get 50 mins if not 45 mins if they have to rush to someone else. Really pi**es me off that on 40 min mark, there's a flip, pay upfront for extras and then if it's about 10 mins. That's it. Your total is 50 mins. How do you guys deal with it?

Most decent AMPs will short you on time if they are busy. But never until the service has been provided. On the other hand, the same will go over time and / or offer a 4-hand experience when the things are slow. If I see more than one car parked in the lot, I'll bail and try later. These are places where the AMP is the only open biz at the location. It's harder to tell if it is in a busy strip mall, but I avoid those altogether. Worse than a 45 min hour is one lady moving between rooms servicing multiple clients simultaneously. The mamasan was the one moving us around and my hour was over 90 min. So much for a quick lunch.

[HeeJunk]

General parlor question: how do you deal with time being shorted for you? I see this is now becoming a pattern. Pay for 1 hr upfront, get 50 mins if not 45 mins if they have to rush to someone else. Really pi**es me off that on 40 min mark, there's a flip, pay upfront for extras and then if it's about 10 mins. That's it. Your total is 50 mins. How do you guys deal with it?

I get up, get dressed and leave. If it bothers you, leave less tip and don't return. Don't confuse a legit massage salon with a jack shack.

[Adamson E]

General parlor question: how do you deal with time being shorted for you? I see this is now becoming a pattern. Pay for 1 hr upfront, get 50 mins if not 45 mins if they have to rush to someone else. Really pi**es me off that on 40 min mark, there's a flip, pay upfront for extras and then if it's about 10 mins. That's it. Your total is 50 mins. How do you guys deal with it?

[SandersNut]

AMP on the corner of Warren and Wayne. Showing as closed with white paper on door? Anyone know what happened?

If you have favorites, enjoy while you can.d h s is in town. They got quotas to meet.

Stay safe, SN.

[SandersNut]

Try Saigon Nails and Spa. Get your nails done then they will send you upstairs for the fun.

The last time I went to Saigon, I too thought a pedicure as a prelude to the fun would be a great start to the festivities. Wrong. I think letting her know I was sent by Tiffany was a mistake. There was a different customer that was offered and given champagne, and snacks. I wasn't even offered water, LOL. The Pedi was rushed and she didn't do a good job. She left jagged edges on my nails, so I had to file them when I got home. A waste of money. Then when I went upstairs, my provider had taken another customer 10 minutes before my Apt was scheduled. I waited 10 minutes and left. I haven't been there since. 2022.

Happy hunting.

SN.

[Giraffe116]

After reading LazyLover's review I decided to try this place out. Went the middle of Sunday afternoon. The girl that greeted me led me to a room. She had terrible English skills and I couldn't understand a word she said. She left the room and another girl came in about 5 minutes later. Her English was much better. I told her I wanted a BBBJ and offered 100. She was fine with that. Laid down on the table and she cleaned Jr up with some wipes even though I had just showered before going there. Then she did something very weird. It looked like she was going to wrap Jr in some saran wrap. I told her we were supposed to do a BBBJ but she wouldn't do that. I told her to just give me a handy and she was very skilled with that. Fortunately I hadn't given her any money and she was happy with 50. I don't know if I will go back and try my luck again.

[Grouchy]

Could anyone message me her number please. Her cell.

[HugeDk]

Likewise, the more the better.

How much interest there is here in marrying someone outside of the societal norms, but perhaps it's because most guys here are as well.

[XirCom]

I would marry a girl who's taken lots of dick. I would expect that was proof she liked dick, and wouldn't stop taking my dick after I married her. I'm sure there are other married men who are members here because their wife has closed her legs permanently. I would also expect that a former provider would not be upset about my interest in other women, as a vanilla wife would be. And thirdly, as A2 said, I would prefer an experienced woman to be handling my dick; I would expect she has already done every slutty thing I could ever imagine, and is willing to do those things for me.

Likewise, the more the better.