Massage Parlor Reports

**IntelRobot12** · 02-03-26 09:29

Originally Posted by DogProblems [View Original Post]

They're still closed unfortunately. They were supposed to reopen at the beginning of the year but that has been delayed idk till when.

Thanks! I'm hoping this is a temporary situation.

**JaySinn** · 02-03-26 01:24

Originally Posted by DCHung [View Original Post]

I don't ask for recommendations any more. At RS I was once given the Korean version of Mama Fratelli.

You lucky bastard. I would love to bang sloths mama.

**NoSurprisesPlz** · 02-02-26 17:23

Where can I just go for a solid helping hand, nothing else? Coming from hoco where everything is closed now.

**DogProblems** · 02-01-26 22:03

Originally Posted by IntelRobot12 [View Original Post]

Anyone have any info on the CA lineup? I had hear they were closed for a little while and I'm itching to go back. I've had good success there for years.

They're still closed unfortunately. They were supposed to reopen at the beginning of the year but that has been delayed idk till when.

**DCHung** · 02-01-26 19:57

Originally Posted by BMoreDog69 [View Original Post]

I think asking Anna or Mama for the best looking or most fun is "dangerous. " I have gotten word that so-and-so new lady os good looking, etc, and found myself facing what would be, for me, a wildebeest (exaggerating). Just as with guys here and reviews, we all value different things in appearance, performance and personality, and (here) we're all guys looking for the same thing. Asking Anna or Mama is I don't know what kind of insanity. I like Anna and Mama, a lot, but I take their recommendations with heavy grains of salt. I am going to try new ladies, so it's not an issue for me, as they can't steer me wrong. If you're once a month, your sessions have more value to you and you're looking for a more assured experience.

I can only suggest finding reviews here of ladies that match your experience, and follow those members as best as possible.

I don't ask for recommendations any more. At RS I was once given the Korean version of Mama Fratelli.

**IntelRobot12** · 02-01-26 18:22

Anyone have any info on the CA lineup? I had hear they were closed for a little while and I'm itching to go back. I've had good success there for years.

**AussiePizza** · 02-01-26 16:52

Had a chance to meet Apple today. Made my appointment. When I arrived the mms asked if I had an appointment and I told her Apple. Led me into the room. Apple came in. She collected to donations and got me undressed. Wrapped me with robe and off we went to the shower. Lathered me up. Paid lots of attentions on butt crack. Turned around and received a bit of jerking motion while she was cleaning the little head She wrapped me again then took me back to the room. In the room, face down for a massage first then some b2 b and soft touching. On the flip, we made out and she gave me a great head. Her oral skill was pretty awesome I would rate 8/10. I She offered 69 but I declined. DFK. Went CG and she could take me well. I've noticed she brings a more lively and collaborative energy to her work. She told me I am big but I am maybe average. Switched into Mish, doggie and finished in the bag and she cleaned me up. She walked me out and gave me a water. Very nice girl and a great session.

**BMoreDog69** · 02-01-26 01:19

I think asking Anna or Mama for the best looking or most fun is "dangerous. " I have gotten word that so-and-so new lady os good looking, etc, and found myself facing what would be, for me, a wildebeest (exaggerating). Just as with guys here and reviews, we all value different things in appearance, performance and personality, and (here) we're all guys looking for the same thing. Asking Anna or Mama is I don't know what kind of insanity. I like Anna and Mama, a lot, but I take their recommendations with heavy grains of salt. I am going to try new ladies, so it's not an issue for me, as they can't steer me wrong. If you're once a month, your sessions have more value to you and you're looking for a more assured experience.

I can only suggest finding reviews here of ladies that match your experience, and follow those members as best as possible.

Originally Posted by Ace2u [View Original Post]

I'm typically about once a month on average, so I'll chalk it up as a one-off experience. I guess the majority of my disappointment is that I have had at lease 2 sessions with Anna over the years, use the same psudonym and same burner phone to make appointments, and I am sure they keep notes on returning customers, as I had one session with a new girl and she said that the Mama said I was a regular. Maybe she just remembered me. But I specifically asked Anna for whoever "was the most fun", and got an exact opposite experience.

**Ace2u** · 01-31-26 20:42

I'm typically about once a month on average, so I'll chalk it up as a one-off experience. I guess the majority of my disappointment is that I have had at lease 2 sessions with Anna over the years, use the same psudonym and same burner phone to make appointments, and I am sure they keep notes on returning customers, as I had one session with a new girl and she said that the Mama said I was a regular. Maybe she just remembered me. But I specifically asked Anna for whoever "was the most fun", and got an exact opposite experience.

Originally Posted by BMoreDog69 [View Original Post]

Sorry to hear that Ace. In general, I have never had any issues at RS, or most places, with anything you mentioned. Pretty standard stuff for Greenbelt, IMO. I am surprised you didn't grab two handfuls during CG.

There were times when I went to VIP and they would have the younger PYTs. The experience was often somewhat less than generally hoped for. Some of the gals definitely their traded experience for looks, and mailed in their performance. I haven't been back to VIP in some time.

Things to remember, and this is my general advice to anyone:

* Going with the flow can be nice, but if there is something you want, be willing to ask, or redirect. It's nice when "it just works out", but better to ask and receive, than to leave disappointed.

* The ladies here are pros, but are also human. They can get tired and have off days where they try to mail it in. Be willing to ask or redirect.

* They do this all day, so I can see ladies also trying to just go with the path that will end things successfully with the least effort. Ask or redirect as needed / desired.

* They all have their script they like to follow. Absent any input from us, they will keep doing what they think we want, or what they think works. They aren't mind readers, though some seem to be, so asking or redirecting are appropriate, when changes to the script are desired.

I know none of this is rocket science, and they all end up in the same place.

This is general to MD AMPs and other (FS) places I have been to over the years, and I have noticed the following general "rules" about services and preferences / limits:

* CBJ and / or CFS are defaults depending on the spa, but ladies have their preferences, so enthusiasm may vary.

* Activities without a cover are strictly YMMV, with some rare exceptions. There was a place reported on in AA county where this seemed to be the default offering, and it is no longer open. There are also occasional ladies where uncovered is their default, or it is offered as an upgrade. Again, YMMV applies.

* 69/ DATY is not normally refused, but again, YMMV depending on the lady. A small percentage are not OK with this. Some try to prevent full access. Most seem to be OK, as this is easy time off the clock.

* Fingers outside is usually OK. Most ladies will not allow fingers inside. This would be another YMMV situation. I like to explore, and like to respect feedback / guidance from the lady.

* Playing with boobs, is almost always allowed. Some ladies may have some restrictions.

IMO, most restrictions from what would be considered "standard fare" are the younger ladies who are also quite good looking. They feel like they can lay there and make bank off their good looks, with no effort. It happens, I vote with my business, but don't worry about water under the bridge.

My perspective may also be somewhat skewed, though I try to be objective. I have been going to RS almost exclusively for years. Depending on a number of factors, I do stray every once in a while to other locations. My preference for RS is that it tends to be closest to my sweet spot for age, looks and experience. Consequently, most of these ladies have seen me a number of times before, and I wouldn't put it past mama to put in a good word for me, with a new lady. I doubt that I am getting any extra "YMMV" services, but it's possible they may try a bit harder, but I have no reason to believe this to be the case. I also try to tip well, and believe I tend to tip in the higher end of the "normal range". Even at RS, I have had some less than decent experiences. I give my feedback to the management if I think it's that bad, and post here if I think she will be sticking around.

The key to reviews, IMO, is to give enough information to allow others to make an objectively informed decision. We all have our preferences and what we think is great. One man's great boobs / ass is another man's disappointment.

As always, gentlemen, stay safe and have fun.

**JHonda2000** · 01-31-26 16:49

Originally Posted by BMoreDog69 [View Original Post]

IMO, most spas in the area are CBJ, except the rare ones that aren't. Any BBBJ I receive I consider to be YMMV, and I generally don't mention.

It is rare but when it happens boy is it a nice treat. Over the years and countless providers at VIP, CA, and RS, I can count on one hand the number of bbbjs I've received. It all comes down to the lady, her mood, and your chemistry. I will say 100% of the time it was a "new girl" that never stayed around long enough for me to repeat.

With that being said, the lurkers on here who read a single BBBJ report then go demanding one from the provider just ruins it for the rest of us. Agree that some details are left better to yourself. Until there's some indication that she provides the "enhanced" service on a regular basis. Whether its BBBJ or rimming or whatever. I get that this poses a contradiction. Don't share details but you won't know until someone shares details. Guys like bmore and nyy have a lot of experience and clout here but never really overshare. Ultimately we should all use our best judgment on sharing details that are pertinent and useful for this forum.

Last thing to mention, even more rare than BBBJ is getting MSOG. It's only happened with one provider and I have to say that was purely due to our chemistry. Man I wish I got her number I'm sure she has bills that need to be paid LOL.

**SkipAway1** · 01-31-26 16:15

Originally Posted by Nyyfan [View Original Post]

I agree, most spas in GB are CBJ. I have been to RS many times and to CA a few times and have found that for the most part it is CBJ. I used to go to an AMP in Laurel that is now closed that BBBJ was the normal service for regular customers. Good luck and take care.

I used to visit RS a bunch back in the day before I moved way further away. I have only gotten BBBJ from June / Joon but that was like 15-20 years ago. She was so good and would allow me to cim also. Man were those some of my best times going there.

**Nyyfan** · 01-30-26 19:44

Originally Posted by BMoreDog69 [View Original Post]

This is true, though I am curious why you mentioned it in this context.
IMO, most spas in the area are CBJ, except the rare ones that aren't. Any BBBJ I receive I consider to be YMMV, and I generally don't mention.

I agree, most spas in GB are CBJ. I have been to RS many times and to CA a few times and have found that for the most part it is CBJ. I used to go to an AMP in Laurel that is now closed that BBBJ was the normal service for regular customers. Good luck and take care.

**BMoreDog69** · 01-28-26 23:43

This is true, though I am curious why you mentioned it in this context.

IMO, most spas in the area are CBJ, except the rare ones that aren't. Any BBBJ I receive I consider to be YMMV, and I generally don't mention.

Originally Posted by Nyyfan [View Original Post]

I have been going to RS for more than two years and have never been with Anna. They have told me that Anna works some days and leaves early. Only three of the ladies that I have been with in RS have provided BBBJ. It is a very rare find at RS. Good luck and take care.

**Nyyfan** · 01-28-26 18:55

Originally Posted by BMoreDog69 [View Original Post]

Went to see Anna before she heads out on an extended vacation. Ari and Shasha were also working.

I have been going to RS for more than two years and have never been with Anna. They have told me that Anna works some days and leaves early. Only three of the ladies that I have been with in RS have provided BBBJ. It is a very rare find at RS. Good luck and take care.

**SteveSmithAbq** · 01-27-26 12:30

The NoVa board gets a few queries about Kelly at Luxe Body Massage, Columbia.

https://rubrankings.com/united-state...ert-59744.html

I'm adding a report on my experience with her:

Kelly operates in Columbia, in an office building when I saw her. No shower.

She was very friendly with good conversation. The photo is accurate, but it's a glam shot.

She gives a soft massage to start off with some PM grazing. On the flip, she offers an HJ and allows nursing with decent amount of dirty talk.

I did not repeat because it's too far for me for this service and price (150) - I get the impression her menu will open up with some flirting.

She has floppy B-Cs. She has a li'l bit of a flabby belly. It cost 150 all in for what I received.

Her HJ was great. I hate the jackhammer finish some Asian providers give. I prefer some dirty talk and eye contact and she was great with that.

Worth checking out IMHO.