Massage Parlor Reports

**MaxLuvin** · 01-29-26 23:06

I stopped by Wednesday and hoped they were open but a sign on the door says they are still closed for renovations. Sadly they are probably permanently closed.

Then I drove by Empire and saw the Coffee Spa sign so I just went home. Maybe they do coffee enemas. Is that still a thing?

**JoeThighsMan** · 01-29-26 22:32

Originally Posted by Jabmb4 [View Original Post]

Don't know what's going on, but is that like "Beards and Brews"? Where instead of a beer and a haircut, you get a coffee and a BJ?

Whatever you do, do NOT ask for cream in your coffee.

**Joelouky** · 01-29-26 18:28

Originally Posted by Jabmb4 [View Original Post]

Don't know what's going on, but is that like "Beards and Brews"? Where instead of a beer and a haircut, you get a coffee and a BJ?

LOL.

I just wonder if it means they have gone legit so don't go there anymore expecting extras? Otherwise, why change the name from an already well established name?

**Joelouky** · 01-29-26 18:27

Originally Posted by LonggMan [View Original Post]

Thinking 'streets away' was maybe 'stress away'?

That was my assumption.

**LonggMan** · 01-29-26 17:48

Originally Posted by LuvTheTouch [View Original Post]

Did I miss in review where you visited for this wonderful experience?

Thinking 'streets away' was maybe 'stress away'?

**JoeMan64** · 01-29-26 14:38

Originally Posted by GoodNPlentee [View Original Post]

Way to go Jester 502.

Your post is. Was very entertaining. Not doubting you for 1 second, just enjoyed reading your amusing review.

Please PM me if you could?

**LuvTheTouch** · 01-29-26 14:22

Did I miss in review where you visited for this wonderful experience?

Originally Posted by Jester502 [View Original Post]

This will be short and to the point. Run don't walk, rent a snowmobile, 4 x4 uber whatever it takes.

Shower was great with a lot of teasing. Decent rub and she got naked and was body gliding my back and that tongue on my neck and my ear. I am recovering from a nasty procedure requiring medication that stunts your manhood and I shared that with her, she said we have all day baby you are the first person to come. I will take my time. That she did with a full on GFE like not other at a spa in my 30+ years of mongering. I never and do mean never put tongue to twat at one of these places but today was taco Tuesday all you can eat and I will say that's a bad ass taco. She was BBBJ while I was at El Nopal! She was loosing her crap and finally slid down from my face quickly and let loose on my chest, I thought to myself this old timer still has it.

She then climbed on to what I thought was BB but I was sooo caught up and not thinking I didn't care! After another O she said Doggy and I responded with a cartwheel behind her, that when I noticed the extra thing sock she somehow put on without me knowing it. Off to the races until my smart watch started vibrating, saying you better slow down or die so I let it go in the bag. I paid for 30 min and had to have been there 90. She the. Wanted to lay and have small talk about what I do for a living and where she is from. I'm telling you fellas she is built like a brick poop house, 5'4 c cups that look fake but feel real, nips for days and that tater is like no other.

Run Forest Run!

Oh be sure and report back and thank me for the post 👊127995;.

Disclaimer! Excuse the spelling and punctuation as I am voice typing this while driving in the snow on my way home!!

**LoveBeer** · 01-29-26 12:44

Sounds like a good business model to me.

Originally Posted by Jabmb4 [View Original Post]

Don't know what's going on, but is that like "Beards and Brews"? Where instead of a beer and a haircut, you get a coffee and a BJ?

**Jabmb4** · 01-28-26 18:42

Originally Posted by Joelouky [View Original Post]

Drove down Preston and noticed the new sign saying Coffee Spa. Anyone know what is going on? J.

Don't know what's going on, but is that like "Beards and Brews"? Where instead of a beer and a haircut, you get a coffee and a BJ?

**Joelouky** · 01-28-26 17:46

Drove down Preston and noticed the new sign saying Coffee Spa. Anyone know what is going on? J.

**Mr679** · 01-28-26 15:32

Originally Posted by Jester502 [View Original Post]

This will be short and to the point. Run don't walk, rent a snowmobile, 4 x4 uber whatever it takes.

Shower was great with a lot of teasing. Decent rub and she got naked and was body gliding my back and that tongue on my neck and my ear. I am recovering from a nasty procedure requiring medication that stunts your manhood and I shared that with her, she said we have all day baby you are the first person to come. I will take my time. That she did with a full on GFE like not other at a spa in my 30+ years of mongering. I never and do mean never put tongue to twat at one of these places but today was taco Tuesday all you can eat and I will say that's a bad ass taco. She was BBBJ while I was at El Nopal! She was loosing her crap and finally slid down from my face quickly and let loose on my chest, I thought to myself this old timer still has it.

She then climbed on to what I thought was BB but I was sooo caught up and not thinking I didn't care! After another O she said Doggy and I responded with a cartwheel behind her, that when I noticed the extra thing sock she somehow put on without me knowing it. Off to the races until my smart watch started vibrating, saying you better slow down or die so I let it go in the bag. I paid for 30 min and had to have been there 90. She the. Wanted to lay and have small talk about what I do for a living and where she is from. I'm telling you fellas she is built like a brick poop house, 5'4 c cups that look fake but feel real, nips for days and that tater is like no other.

Run Forest Run!

Oh be sure and report back and thank me for the post 👊127995;.

Disclaimer! Excuse the spelling and punctuation as I am voice typing this while driving in the snow on my way home!!

Outstanding report. I will venture out that way as soon as I can. Was also informed that Ruby will be arriving later tonight and starting in the morning. Always a good relaxing time at this place.

**Seger** · 01-26-26 21:19

Originally Posted by Verbatim48 [View Original Post]

Given that most of the city was shutdown yesterday due to Snowmageddon, I would imagine they were extremely slow and desperate for customers. Sounds like you hit the jackpot there with the added time and extra enthusiasm. I am sure it will be business as usual next time I go.

I would think that all facet of working girls escorts, massage, streetwalkers will be up to either give a great job are cut their rates for a time. Wouldn't think it would be business as usual unless you're selling winter coats. As I've had a few girls to try coach me out.

**JoeThighsMan** · 01-26-26 19:23

Originally Posted by Verbatim48 [View Original Post]

Given that most of the city was shutdown yesterday due to Snowmageddon, I would imagine they were extremely slow and desperate for customers. Sounds like you hit the jackpot there with the added time and extra enthusiasm. I am sure it will be business as usual next time I go.

Maybe that's reflective of you versus the weather outside? I always seem to get great service there.

**Verbatim48** · 01-26-26 12:57

Originally Posted by Jester502 [View Original Post]

This will be short and to the point. Run don't walk, rent a snowmobile, 4 x4 uber whatever it takes.

Given that most of the city was shutdown yesterday due to Snowmageddon, I would imagine they were extremely slow and desperate for customers. Sounds like you hit the jackpot there with the added time and extra enthusiasm. I am sure it will be business as usual next time I go.