Massage Parlor Reports

**Shooter61** · 01-31-26 01:00

Originally Posted by Wishung [View Original Post]

Morning party people. I have a question for you regulars out there. I have been struggling with BPH (benign prostate hyperplasia) during my reading on the subject I ran across prostate massages and lingam massages to help "flush out" the prostate and help reduce symptoms. This makes sense to me? I was a regular at a more local place to me, in Dubuque about once a month, but they have since closed. Since I have been dry for a while, symptoms have gotten a lot worse. I'm hoping someone can point me to an AMP that will focus on those types of massages. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks!

I too suffer from BPH. At my last Urology appointment, I did ask about prostate massage and the pros / cons. I was told that it won't harm me but there isn't enough data to prove it helps. For toys, the njoy wand is supposed to be the best. Check out the sub reddit are / prostatemassage. As for AMPs, last time I had a PM was at the OLD Cherry during the last few months they were open there. Can't for the life of me remember which gal it was. I do medicate to help. I use daily 5mg Tadalafil and .4mg of Tamsulosin, for which has helped.

**PackerBacker4** · 01-29-26 00:00

Originally Posted by HamFister [View Original Post]

Apple- Full menu service good but not Mt. Prospect level if anyone has been there. Woman are 6's. Apartment is cheaper.

Sauk City- my go to now. Multiple visits open the menu, plus you get a great massage. If willing to drive and pay can't be beat.

Also the Woodmans corner is a no go for me. Service fell off and waited higher than normal for standard. If anyone has had better please let me know.

Coco is putting out now? What's the damage?

**Ham Fister** · 01-28-26 12:22

Apple- Full menu service good but not Mt. Prospect level if anyone has been there. Woman are 6's. Apartment is cheaper.

Sauk City- my go to now. Multiple visits open the menu, plus you get a great massage. If willing to drive and pay can't be beat.

Also the Woodmans corner is a no go for me. Service fell off and waited higher than normal for standard. If anyone has had better please let me know.

**Wishung** · 01-26-26 13:10

Morning party people. I have a question for you regulars out there. I have been struggling with BPH (benign prostate hyperplasia) during my reading on the subject I ran across prostate massages and lingam massages to help "flush out" the prostate and help reduce symptoms. This makes sense to me? I was a regular at a more local place to me, in Dubuque about once a month, but they have since closed. Since I have been dry for a while, symptoms have gotten a lot worse. I'm hoping someone can point me to an AMP that will focus on those types of massages. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks!

**Badger6969** · 01-24-26 13:25

Originally Posted by TheBanger [View Original Post]

I agree with you. Some of these chicks are asking way too much for mediocre service. As I said I said in the title. You should not pay more than 40 to 60 bucks for a standard ending. If it's some fat old Chinese lady who just wants to get you off quickly 40 bucks. If she's willing to show a little tit maybe let you suck on a little or offer something other than a standard 60.80 bucks? I better get some DATY or get naked, some FIV or combination of the above along with some titty action.

When we get up above 80 bucks, it'll be something way better than standard ending.

The problem I'm seeing is a lot of guys are just paying that. I don't know if it's out of desperation, lack of negotiating skills or just plain inexperienced. Unfortunately not a lot of guys go to this site so they really don't know what the going rates are. I'm a stick to my guns type of guy and it seems to work. Most of them are smart enough not to let the good money walk out the door. And if they sneer at me for a $40 no frills handjob I don't care because I probably won't be back anyways.

Only two places that I've had success beyond HJ recently are Apple (FS covered) and 1 Odana CT. (BBBJCIM). Odana lady was old but just $1. For BJ.

**The Banger** · 01-23-26 23:27

Originally Posted by HamFister [View Original Post]

Been out of the game boys, only place I've hit up was the place by woodmans on that corner. Used to be decent menu but I just got standard.

So if possible can I get some help. Looking for a decent menu on the west side if possible don't need a full menu just more than the dreaded handshake.

Also 80 for standard ending is a little ridiculous if that's the new norm I'm staying home watching porn.

Thanks guys be safe.

I agree with you. Some of these chicks are asking way too much for mediocre service. As I said I said in the title. You should not pay more than 40 to 60 bucks for a standard ending. If it's some fat old Chinese lady who just wants to get you off quickly 40 bucks. If she's willing to show a little tit maybe let you suck on a little or offer something other than a standard 60.80 bucks? I better get some DATY or get naked, some FIV or combination of the above along with some titty action.

When we get up above 80 bucks, it'll be something way better than standard ending.

The problem I'm seeing is a lot of guys are just paying that. I don't know if it's out of desperation, lack of negotiating skills or just plain inexperienced. Unfortunately not a lot of guys go to this site so they really don't know what the going rates are. I'm a stick to my guns type of guy and it seems to work. Most of them are smart enough not to let the good money walk out the door. And if they sneer at me for a $40 no frills handjob I don't care because I probably won't be back anyways.

**Binder79** · 01-23-26 17:44

Has anyone had any luck finding providers on Rub Rankings? Looks TGTBT to me.

https://rubrankings.com/bodyrubs/search-results.html

**Sanctimonious6** · 01-21-26 11:12

Originally Posted by HamFister [View Original Post]

Been out of the game boys, only place I've hit up was the place by woodmans on that corner. Used to be decent menu but I just got standard.

So if possible can I get some help. Looking for a decent menu on the west side if possible don't need a full menu just more than the dreaded handshake.

Also 80 for standard ending is a little ridiculous if that's the new norm I'm staying home watching porn.

Thanks guys be safe.

I've generally been treated well at Apple on Odana.

**Ham Fister** · 01-21-26 08:49

Been out of the game boys, only place I've hit up was the place by woodmans on that corner. Used to be decent menu but I just got standard.

So if possible can I get some help. Looking for a decent menu on the west side if possible don't need a full menu just more than the dreaded handshake.

Also 80 for standard ending is a little ridiculous if that's the new norm I'm staying home watching porn.

Thanks guys be safe.

**Wingra1** · 01-19-26 22:39

Looks open at Mineral Point and Odana. Pretty busy strip mall. Any body tried?

**MikaPeltinin** · 01-19-26 18:43

I know today is MLK, jr Holiday but the door was locked part of the phone # removed seemed closed?

I haven't been there in a year or so is this old news to the forum?

Mika.

**The Banger** · 01-19-26 01:27

Originally Posted by MikaPeltinin [View Original Post]

USA is the best of course but in perusing some prior postings I made a few years ago out East I know see the Mongers using a forum that I am not familiar with:

https://www.findtheseven.com/

I entered Wisconsin and the only one I am familiar with was the Apple spa in La Crosse and I am a fan of their L2 once bare and once covered in what I can only describe as a "barely there" covered sensation really nice!

Any one else endorse "seven" or any others to supplement our local USA site?

Cheers to the New 2026 year of Mongering!

Mika.

I've checked Find the seven out but it seems to be a pay for everything site. It appears you even have to pay to write reviews as far as I could tell. And it appears that they copy everything from RunMaps. In that sense, it's not a legit website. I'm sure there are plenty of subscribers so they must not know about USASG or RM or some of the other sites that gather their information from their own actual members and not steal it.

As far as RubMaps goes although most of the reviews are legit when you get down to places like the Chicago area there's a lot of fake reviews from papasan's and whoever else because they don't care who reads them in other words law enforcements not a worry for them mainly because it's Chicago and the police have other things to do. Anyhow, RMs subscription has gotten out of hand so try this site:
https://www.a*********.net/index.php
(amp reviews dot net)

It's strictly for AMP review so you won't get anything for escorts or other things like streetwalkers. Plus they'll give you a free 45 days of freedom to use the site if you do your own review and post it. There are some guidelines to follow but it's not that difficult. For example they want a decent description of the provider and strangely enough they don't want the exact address of the spa. You just give the general location.

And the other thing is it doesn't cover Wisconsin at all. The admins recommend that you posted in the closest city listed which would be Chicago. Several members have suggested Milwaukee as a minimum along with Madison and Racine area but the admins haven't added any Wisconsin areas or Indiana for that matter and forget Iowa. Just your major markets. They seem to have shot themselves in the foot.

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**Only Human** · 01-02-26 23:22

Does anyone have Intel on the AAMPs in the area? Feel free to DM. Looking to see how the therapist have been.

**MikaPeltinin** · 01-01-26 21:33

USA is the best of course but in perusing some prior postings I made a few years ago out East I know see the Mongers using a forum that I am not familiar with:

https://www.findtheseven.com/

I entered Wisconsin and the only one I am familiar with was the Apple spa in La Crosse and I am a fan of their L2 once bare and once covered in what I can only describe as a "barely there" covered sensation really nice!

Any one else endorse "seven" or any others to supplement our local USA site?

Cheers to the New 2026 year of Mongering!

Mika.

**LovedMeLongTim** · 12-22-25 12:05

Originally Posted by NoDamage [View Original Post]

When this happens to me, I am forced to fold my arms under my head and rest my head on my arms, looking to the side. Not very comfortable, but better than struggling to breathe. This also discourages them from straddling your head while rubbing your upper back, which I'm not a big fan of, for the same reasons.

I love when they straddle my head and you feel that kitty rubbing the top of your head. I always raise my head slightly to increase the pressure of them sliding it over me. Some really get into grinding it a bit.