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  1. #17802
    Quote Originally Posted by LonggMan  [View Original Post]
    Thinking 'streets away' was maybe 'stress away'?
    That was my assumption.

  2. #17801

    Location

    Quote Originally Posted by LuvTheTouch  [View Original Post]
    Did I miss in review where you visited for this wonderful experience?
    Thinking 'streets away' was maybe 'stress away'?

  3. #17800

    What is the MP you are referring about

    Quote Originally Posted by GoodNPlentee  [View Original Post]
    Way to go Jester 502.

    Your post is. Was very entertaining. Not doubting you for 1 second, just enjoyed reading your amusing review.
    Please PM me if you could?

  4. #17799

    Did I miss mention of location in the review?

    Did I miss in review where you visited for this wonderful experience?

    Quote Originally Posted by Jester502  [View Original Post]
    This will be short and to the point. Run don't walk, rent a snowmobile, 4 x4 uber whatever it takes.

    Shower was great with a lot of teasing. Decent rub and she got naked and was body gliding my back and that tongue on my neck and my ear. I am recovering from a nasty procedure requiring medication that stunts your manhood and I shared that with her, she said we have all day baby you are the first person to come. I will take my time. That she did with a full on GFE like not other at a spa in my 30+ years of mongering. I never and do mean never put tongue to twat at one of these places but today was taco Tuesday all you can eat and I will say that's a bad ass taco. She was BBBJ while I was at El Nopal! She was loosing her crap and finally slid down from my face quickly and let loose on my chest, I thought to myself this old timer still has it.

    She then climbed on to what I thought was BB but I was sooo caught up and not thinking I didn't care! After another O she said Doggy and I responded with a cartwheel behind her, that when I noticed the extra thing sock she somehow put on without me knowing it. Off to the races until my smart watch started vibrating, saying you better slow down or die so I let it go in the bag. I paid for 30 min and had to have been there 90. She the. Wanted to lay and have small talk about what I do for a living and where she is from. I'm telling you fellas she is built like a brick poop house, 5'4 c cups that look fake but feel real, nips for days and that tater is like no other.

    Run Forest Run!

    Oh be sure and report back and thank me for the post 👊127995;.

    Disclaimer! Excuse the spelling and punctuation as I am voice typing this while driving in the snow on my way home!!

  5. #17798
    Sounds like a good business model to me.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jabmb4  [View Original Post]
    Don't know what's going on, but is that like "Beards and Brews"? Where instead of a beer and a haircut, you get a coffee and a BJ?

  6. #17797
    Quote Originally Posted by Joelouky  [View Original Post]
    Drove down Preston and noticed the new sign saying Coffee Spa. Anyone know what is going on? J.
    Don't know what's going on, but is that like "Beards and Brews"? Where instead of a beer and a haircut, you get a coffee and a BJ?

  7. #17796

    Empire Spa is now Coffee Spa?

    Drove down Preston and noticed the new sign saying Coffee Spa. Anyone know what is going on? J.

  8. #17795
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    Posts: 242

    Jenny

    Quote Originally Posted by Jester502  [View Original Post]
    This will be short and to the point. Run don't walk, rent a snowmobile, 4 x4 uber whatever it takes.

    Shower was great with a lot of teasing. Decent rub and she got naked and was body gliding my back and that tongue on my neck and my ear. I am recovering from a nasty procedure requiring medication that stunts your manhood and I shared that with her, she said we have all day baby you are the first person to come. I will take my time. That she did with a full on GFE like not other at a spa in my 30+ years of mongering. I never and do mean never put tongue to twat at one of these places but today was taco Tuesday all you can eat and I will say that's a bad ass taco. She was BBBJ while I was at El Nopal! She was loosing her crap and finally slid down from my face quickly and let loose on my chest, I thought to myself this old timer still has it.

    She then climbed on to what I thought was BB but I was sooo caught up and not thinking I didn't care! After another O she said Doggy and I responded with a cartwheel behind her, that when I noticed the extra thing sock she somehow put on without me knowing it. Off to the races until my smart watch started vibrating, saying you better slow down or die so I let it go in the bag. I paid for 30 min and had to have been there 90. She the. Wanted to lay and have small talk about what I do for a living and where she is from. I'm telling you fellas she is built like a brick poop house, 5'4 c cups that look fake but feel real, nips for days and that tater is like no other.

    Run Forest Run!

    Oh be sure and report back and thank me for the post 👊127995;.

    Disclaimer! Excuse the spelling and punctuation as I am voice typing this while driving in the snow on my way home!!
    Outstanding report. I will venture out that way as soon as I can. Was also informed that Ruby will be arriving later tonight and starting in the morning. Always a good relaxing time at this place.

  9. #17794
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    Posts: 1593

    Cold and slow!

    Quote Originally Posted by Verbatim48  [View Original Post]
    Given that most of the city was shutdown yesterday due to Snowmageddon, I would imagine they were extremely slow and desperate for customers. Sounds like you hit the jackpot there with the added time and extra enthusiasm. I am sure it will be business as usual next time I go.
    I would think that all facet of working girls escorts, massage, streetwalkers will be up to either give a great job are cut their rates for a time. Wouldn't think it would be business as usual unless you're selling winter coats. As I've had a few girls to try coach me out.

  10. #17793
    Quote Originally Posted by Verbatim48  [View Original Post]
    Given that most of the city was shutdown yesterday due to Snowmageddon, I would imagine they were extremely slow and desperate for customers. Sounds like you hit the jackpot there with the added time and extra enthusiasm. I am sure it will be business as usual next time I go.
    Maybe that's reflective of you versus the weather outside? I always seem to get great service there.

  11. #17792

    Sounds like a one off

    Quote Originally Posted by Jester502  [View Original Post]
    This will be short and to the point. Run don't walk, rent a snowmobile, 4 x4 uber whatever it takes.
    Given that most of the city was shutdown yesterday due to Snowmageddon, I would imagine they were extremely slow and desperate for customers. Sounds like you hit the jackpot there with the added time and extra enthusiasm. I am sure it will be business as usual next time I go.

  12. #17791

    Curious if this was one off

    Quote Originally Posted by Jester502  [View Original Post]
    This will be short and to the point. Run don't walk, rent a snowmobile, 4 x4 uber whatever it takes.
    I would imagine they were extremely slow yesterday with the weather and you lucked out, hence the extra time and enthusiasm.

  13. #17790

    Way to go Jester502

    Quote Originally Posted by Jester502  [View Original Post]
    This will be short and to the point. Run don't walk, rent a snowmobile, 4 x4 uber whatever it takes.

    Shower was great with a lot of teasing. Decent rub and she got naked and was body gliding my back and that tongue on my neck and my ear. I am recovering from a nasty procedure requiring medication that stunts your manhood and I shared that with her, she said we have all day baby you are the first person to come. I will take my time. That she did with a full on GFE like not other at a spa in my 30+ years of mongering. I never and do mean never put tongue to twat at one of these places but today was taco Tuesday all you can eat and I will say that's a bad ass taco. She was BBBJ while I was at El Nopal! She was loosing her crap and finally slid down from my face quickly and let loose on my chest, I thought to myself this old timer still has it.

    She then climbed on to what I thought was BB but I was sooo caught up and not thinking I didn't care! After another O she said Doggy and I responded with a cartwheel behind her, that when I noticed the extra thing sock she somehow put on without me knowing it. Off to the races until my smart watch started vibrating, saying you better slow down or die so I let it go in the bag. I paid for 30 min and had to have been there 90. She the. Wanted to lay and have small talk about what I do for a living and where she is from. I'm telling you fellas she is built like a brick poop house, 5'4 c cups that look fake but feel real, nips for days and that tater is like no other.

    Run Forest Run!

    Oh be sure and report back and thank me for the post 👊127995;.

    Disclaimer! Excuse the spelling and punctuation as I am voice typing this while driving in the snow on my way home!!
    Way to go Jester 502.

    Your post is. Was very entertaining. Not doubting you for 1 second, just enjoyed reading your amusing review.

  14. #17789

    Streets Away Jenny.

    This will be short and to the point. Run don't walk, rent a snowmobile, 4 x4 uber whatever it takes.

    Shower was great with a lot of teasing. Decent rub and she got naked and was body gliding my back and that tongue on my neck and my ear. I am recovering from a nasty procedure requiring medication that stunts your manhood and I shared that with her, she said we have all day baby you are the first person to come. I will take my time. That she did with a full on GFE like not other at a spa in my 30+ years of mongering. I never and do mean never put tongue to twat at one of these places but today was taco Tuesday all you can eat and I will say that's a bad ass taco. She was BBBJ while I was at El Nopal! She was loosing her crap and finally slid down from my face quickly and let loose on my chest, I thought to myself this old timer still has it.

    She then climbed on to what I thought was BB but I was sooo caught up and not thinking I didn't care! After another O she said Doggy and I responded with a cartwheel behind her, that when I noticed the extra thing sock she somehow put on without me knowing it. Off to the races until my smart watch started vibrating, saying you better slow down or die so I let it go in the bag. I paid for 30 min and had to have been there 90. She the. Wanted to lay and have small talk about what I do for a living and where she is from. I'm telling you fellas she is built like a brick poop house, 5'4 c cups that look fake but feel real, nips for days and that tater is like no other.

    Run Forest Run!

    Oh be sure and report back and thank me for the post 👊127995;.

    Disclaimer! Excuse the spelling and punctuation as I am voice typing this while driving in the snow on my way home!!

  15. #17788
    Quote Originally Posted by LouRepNZ8  [View Original Post]
    I was highly disappointed as well. I think some of the glowing reviews we see on here for Corydon are very exaggerated, if not just straight up false. Exaggerated reviews do not help any of us. We are supposed to be helping each other out. My experience there was the first time I had been to an AMP in probably 15 years or more. All it did was reiterate why I stopped going to them.
    I can only assume you mean my review. Every single bit of it was accurate. I'm sorry you had a bad experience, but it's no reason to call my honesty into question. I likewise had a 100% opposite experience with CK at Suns than joethighsman did, but would never accuse him of exaggerating. It's YMMV and just how things go.

    I know you think it's impossible but I, and others here, have gotten fully nude and BBBJCIM at multiple parlors- never swallow in my experience, but taking the whole load and spitting.

    I'd suggest trying what I do, rather than asking about clothes just start pulling them off and start sucking nipples. When they come to the head to start with the head massage I get handsy, then stretch up and pull up the shirt and get some nipple action in. 60% of the time this leads to the "skip massage?" question and then at some places you negotiate at others the naked fun begins immediately unless you want FS.

    Anyways, best of luck.

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