Massage Parlor Reports

[Ss8988]

Eva at Blue Jade has huge knockers but you have to hurry because tomorrow's her last day.

This did the trick for sure I appreciate the heads up.

[Extramax]

Saw and heard good reviews about Ella so I took the plunge! Ella did not disappoint!! I think she is very beautiful and hot. She reminded me of a Korean idol Lee Jiwoo. Sexy, cute and beautiful. She is so friendly too and she loves to DFK. Great GFE! First of all, I thought this place is higher price but she told me 200 total for one hour all inclusive. OHHH Nice. It is such a steal deal. She asked if I wanted a shower so I went to take a quick solo shower. Back to the room. Ella helped me dry off and we went straight to the game. We started to DFK like long lost couple for 5 minutes before moving into the table. I couldn't stop eating her tits they are just so beautiful and soft. I think they are natural but those are so big for her skinny body. She went down to give me a top notch BBBJ and I had to slow her down or I would blow in her mouth. DFK for a bit and we moved to 69 for next 5 minutes. I sucked and licked on her clit and tongue fucking her pussy. She was so responsive and sexy. She got so wet and came hard. She helped me put the bag on and we went standing mish. Goddamn this girl is just so beautiful. We fucked each other hard and tried different positions. She is very good at dirty talk and we came hard together in standing dog. Unloaded a good one week load in the bag. Amazing. I will def see her again!! She told me she travels around tho and this is her last week here.

[AznSensation1]

Has anyone been to Eurotouch in Lynnwood recently?

[AznSensation1]

Just got back from Portland for the holiday, stopped by Q msg to release some soreness from the long drive. Parking lot was empty, ring the doorbell holy sheesh a hot girl opened the door, asked for her name, it was Chloe she looks stunning like an asian bimbo in that tight black yoga pant with big tata (D maybe). She led me to a big rm, asked for Kelly she had no idea who that is, she called for angela. Angela, could this be same Angela from last time? Angela walked in, yep it's her with the voluptuous body. Dd and fat latina ass. It was a good surprise to see her, been wanting to pound that fat ass hard. We got straight to business with 69, while she's slurping / dt jr like a popsicle she said she has a new trick, was too busy daty her sweet kitty to hear her. She lubed up my finger and direct to her ass and shovel it all in (FIA), daty + FIA her kitty was getting wet. She got up she said ass boom boom okay, oh my she speaks greek now. Heck yea, had a blast with blue's ass last time, hand her an extra ben and rdy for the main course. Went through a few positions pounding her in standing k9, rcg, and mish, tried to hold the pop for the main course. She lubed up jr more and slowly shovel it in her ass, wow it was super tight, with more lube jr's head went in and the rest of it. Total different sensation than kitty, slowly pick up the pace and pound in her standing k9 she tighter her ass more,. Switch to mish with jr in her ass, she direct my hand to rub her kitty, gosh her kitty was rlly wet, couldn't resisted it went in to taste the kitty juice, pound her a little more in mish and finally pop in bag. Chloe came in fully nude to BBBJ jr a little and dfk, wow her body is amazing flat ab, firm ass, and yep D tata. After seeing Chole's body, need to see her before she leaves.

Disclaimer: this is a fictional story, YMMV. Happy hunting and stay safe fellas!

Holy shit. I did not know Angela will will take it in the ass.

[AznSensation1]

Repeated with Eva at Blue Jade. Decent BBBJ. No CIP this time.

If you want huge heavy hanging tits on a 5 ft chick, she has them. Big aerolas too.

Can't tell if they are fake. Seem real (if she were white or Latina, I would assume they are real.).

Has a tat to cover her C section.

Warning. She uses a lot of lube.

Constantly cleaning of anything saliva touches.

[KrDoggy]

Yeah Sindy loves to do it if she likes you, I had the same experience. Angela told me she charges because she can only do it once or twice a day without it affecting the rest of her work. She comes like a gusher too. In my experience very few girls squirt and they do not usually think of it as a service. Sometimes just happens.

You are the king of spontaneous duos, LOL. Thanks for another great review.

I didn't realize squirting is an extra charge. Is it just Angela or is it normal? I understand Greek and BBFS are typically extra of course. Squirting though? When I saw Sindy in Blue Jade back in November, she went off three times without me asking for it. I was all wet, the sheet was all wet. She never asked for extra money and it never even crossed my mind it's an extra cost service. I didn't ask for it, it just happened, LOL. Hope I didn't rip off Sindy.

[CSnow]

PSA first. 27th is her last day. She's leaving the state (at least for a bit). She promised she'd be back next month (second week of February, 7th-8th), but we all know how life works in unpredictable ways.

Having left so many reviews for her I'm finally starting to get repetitive. It's not a bad thing. We settled on what's perfect for us and we are not changing it now. No, LOL, we are not in a rut.

TD; DR. Beautiful girl, out of this world service. All 10's from me personally, but it's always YMMV.

Funnily enough, had a couple of nice friendly PMs saying they saw Hailey based on my recommendation and while they liked her a lot, they liked some other girl, E. G. Feya (Brisa) more. I get it, it's all cool. We all are looking for different things. There are many gorgeous service-oriented women around. We are lucky these days.

Why I enjoy Hailey so much: I love kissing. Nothing is more intimate for me. I love foreplay. Shower play, cat bath, other teasing, DATY, etc. Fucking is not just secondary, it's tertiary. Getting myself to pop is not the highlight of the sessions for me. I can always just stay home and rub one out. Feels just as good as far as the finish goes. Playing with the girl and getting there, that's the highlight for me. Nobody this year has been able to give this to me as much as Hailey does. Don't take me wrong, she does get me to pop explosively everything single time, LOL. (CFS only before someone asks, LOL).

If you still, to this day, LOL, think that Sadness by Enigma is one of the hottest videos ever, I don't know how there can be a better girl. No, Hailey doesn't look like the chick in the video. Equally gorgeous though IMHO. She totally makes me feel like that video does every time I watch it, LOL. Hot and steamy.

There you go, that's why I've seen her 8 times this month. I was a bit sad to hear she was leaving, but so happy to know she's coming back soon.

My other reviews of Hailey for reference. I skipped reviewing visit # 7 only because I had nothing much to add to all the wonderful things I had to say about that girl, and I had them close together with # 6.

https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7482287

https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7488540

https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7492966

https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7497930

https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7500700

https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7507442

[CSnow]

So headed to Q Massage to see two ATFs, Angela and Summer. Angela had been doing a remarkable job luring me back by sending dirty pictures and messages. I had to see her.
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You are the king of spontaneous duos, LOL. Thanks for another great review.

I didn't realize squirting is an extra charge. Is it just Angela or is it normal? I understand Greek and BBFS are typically extra of course. Squirting though? When I saw Sindy in Blue Jade back in November, she went off three times without me asking for it. I was all wet, the sheet was all wet. She never asked for extra money and it never even crossed my mind it's an extra cost service. I didn't ask for it, it just happened, LOL. Hope I didn't rip off Sindy.

[Saegen]

How far is to far out of the way? 1 mile?

Added an extra 40 min lutes or so to my trip, but it was worth it for Hailey.

[Saegen]

Made good on my last post and went to JM last Fri and saw Vivi. Got my first table shower after she brought me in and took the usual tip $$. We had nice banter, she's friendly and teased me for my very rlbasic Chinese ability. It's been cold lately and the table shower felt great with the warm water and a very sexy lady rubbing me down. She did a warm water mouth BBBJ that was novel but ultimately didn't really feel better than the regular thing (but BJs are not my thing so meh). Went back to the room and got to business quick after a short tease laying down. Vivi is super sexy, has a nice body that isn't too skinny. Unfortunately the FS was not the best, felt very loose and made me struggle to finish.

Still enjoyed the visit overall and might go back as it's not as far as other locations for me. But damn I'm still thinking about Hailey, will probably see her again at some point.

[KrDoggy]

So headed to Q Massage to see two ATFs, Angela and Summer. Angela had been doing a remarkable job luring me back by sending dirty pictures and messages. I had to see her.

I brought coffee and pasties for the girls and both looked luscious as always, Angela is simply a goddess. What isn't mentioned enough is how sweet she is, she knew I was on a mission to get her off and she signed up and not just to fake it.

It takes a special kind of dipshit to screw up being with two of the sexiest girls in the whole history of the area, but I am here for you all. From the very start I was overexcited with Angela, just the night before while exhausted by my travel I was fine with Nana and Cici, but today Angela has to actually stop me and use her phone to tell me to calm down just go slow with her pussy. I started out ok, having her lay down on her stomach and I gave her a massage, which she enjoyed. Then I started eating that incredible ass and snatch. We (too quickly) went through a variety of positions, and I don't think I ever gave her time to build up and get ready to orgasm. Sweet girl really likes me and wants to give me what I want, but I am such a fucking spaz I am not helping. As I realize I am failing with my ATF I can't finish either.

Time to call in the relief pitcher (or catcher) and that is Summer, Angela shouts in Chinese and Summer comes in and dutifully strips down and starts to give me her A+ BBBJ. I started to get her to move to 69 so I can taste her sweet pussy I know well and Angela declared that off limits, she said "only my pussy! Well ok. That is hardly a hardship.

Summer mounted me in ACG and moaned, and Angela sat on my face and started to get herself off. Talk about overload. Angela squirted all over my face and upper body. Now I felt bad, Angela can only do this once or twice a day and its an upcharge. I hate to impact the rest of her day with the first session.

Summer knows me so well, she moved to RCG then we went to doggy, with Angela kissing me, holy fuck! Finally finished in mish, still doing DFK with Angela. Overall a super hot time but not my best effort.

When the girl feels the need to complement your "performance" afterwards you know you suck. LOL.

Angela and Summer you are both sweethearts, thanks for treating the retard with kid gloves.

[KrDoggy]

Aussie got the full rundown of my adventures there, If I can ever compete with that MF I have to do it. His stories are incredible and the very best don't even make it online. Girls absolutely throw themselves at him.

I'm back and have revived my Chinese girl crack addiction, saw Nana and Cici while still in my zombie state from the plane flight. Nana fed me by hand (after extensive sex at Lotus FedWay), and her MMS and new Wei Wei there gave me a rubdown in the girls sleeping area. One hell of a welcome home.

Angela and Summer are up next. Lala too. Life is good.

Always pick the one that does not have a penis.

Summer (aka Happy and Mia) just texted me to let me know she is working with Angela, so now two ATFs in one spot. I know my first stop when I get back from Thailand this weekend. Those two in a duo might be the end of me. A very happy ending.

BTW I have not written here about Thailand adventures but I had a line-up of 18 girls to inspect and choose from yesterday, kind of stressful! It wasn't until after I was getting my nuru gel massage that I realized why I picked the girl I picked.

I took the one that looked like Hailey. LOL.

[LukeVista]

Started with one MT as a very business-like legit massage but after 10 minutes MT was swapped and massage turned into sensual long strokes with some OTC encouraged. Did not end with anything other than "1 hour is over" though.

Do you guys have places that are good massage + UTC + L1/ L2? Boom boom places typically cannot or not willing to provide real massage so not interested in those.

M Spa next door will do L1 + covered L2. I saw Lulu there last August but haven't been back since then. She is probably 40's but still cute petite and bubbly. Very inconspicuous appearance. Her massage was good too. Put lots of effort into my shoulders and brought out a wooden roller. On flip, she offered CBJ for extra $. 2 tip. Lifted her shirt to play with her MM B cups. No downstairs play. CBJ was actually great. Friendly with lots of suction, then HJ finish. Good service with a smile. May not be as good of a value compared to other popular FS shops around but got the job done and is convenient.

There was another review of M Spa a few posts down. Very different experience than what I had. I guess manage your expectations accordingly.

[BbKingg]

Summer (aka Happy and Mia) just texted me to let me know she is working with Angela, so now two ATFs in one spot. I know my first stop when I get back from Thailand this weekend. Those two in a duo might be the end of me. A very happy ending.

BTW I have not written here about Thailand adventures but I had a line-up of 18 girls to inspect and choose from yesterday, kind of stressful! It wasn't until after I was getting my nuru gel massage that I realized why I picked the girl I picked.

I took the one that looked like Hailey. LOL.

Always pick the one that does not have a penis.

[IstlFun]

Oh angela, angela this girls kitty is like honey, just can't get enough of it. Got an itch to make a girl squirt and Angela fits the bill. Dropped by on way to home to see her, she's hot as ever, great service and attitude with dirty asian girl vibe.

Highlights: it's always great have her on her knees sloppy jr and asked she licked the lower area of jr and flicker it to get jr hard fast. She then got on bed with her head tilt down continued to sloppy jr and dt while daty her sweet kitty. Followed up with multiple positions pounding her long and hard, yet still no squirt maybe it's a myth. Was going to pop, switched to stand mish to pound her harder, jr thrusted in and out all the way into her kitty. It was a great view watching jr in and out her fat kitty, then it happened felt like jr punched something in the kitty, it became tighter and she was moaning, then her kitty pushed jr out. Bam kitty was squirting like a Yellowstone geyser, all over my body, face, dripping down to floor. Kitty was totally wet. Was shocked and excited to see her squirt, but bit concerned it might be pee. Took a whiff of it with my finger, interesting it has no smell, taste, and little warm. It's a stroke to my ego to get a girl squirt, what a great experience!

Cross off todo item - "make her squirt". The session was 2 handshakes / hr with 1 more for squirting.

Disclaimer: this is a fictional story, YMMV. Happy hunting and stay safe fellas!