Massage Parlor Reports

[Touristic]

Hi all. I've seen ads for a while for a massage provider named Kelly whose business is called "Luxe Body Massage" in Columbia MD.

She advertises on Craigslist and has a listing on MassageBook as well.

I've also seen her listings on Rubrankings and SkipTheGames as well, though, and in those ads she uses the name "Ashlee", but its the same pictures. And she seems to be advertising L1 massage at the very least.

https://rubrankings.com/united-state...ert-59744.html

https://skipthegames.com/posts/balti...c/159173433668

It looks like she's in Columbia MD. I texted her at the number listed in all of her ads (443-741-2280, using the "Ashlee" name) , and asked about rates and hours, and she responded with a link saying "please schedule your appointment online by clicking the link. Thank you!" And then a link to an online booking form. She also signed it as "Luxe Body Massage".

The whole setup is kind of strange. Pics of the same person on all the ads but one seeming very "legit massage"-coded and the other seemingly offering sensual massage.

Has anyone seen her? I tried searching the board as well as I could but didn't find anything.

Thanks in advance for any info.

[VaPlay]

Amy from the Peabody Street AMP? I have not visited recently, in past conversations she had told me the spa did not get enough traffic for "the boss to send other girl". That said, having given her a ride a couple times and had a few dreams about the place, I know she overnights at the Buttress Lane ACS. It is also obvious (to me) from comms with her that she herself doesn't do the ad posting for either, so perhaps those are just how whoever does is trying to drum up business. I'd be quite surprised she herself would spend the money for a hotel when she has both AMP and ACS service locations, but maybe one or the other has become a "problem" with the neighbors or complex management? She (or whoever does the ad posts) also has some sort of relationship with the Portwood Turn ACS and the Leisure Spa (was Won World) AMP on Center Street..

Thanks Lou, what's odd is the writing of the motel adds are very discreet unlike all the others which are very explicit mentioning BBFS etc. However they all use same number. Wondering if anyone has visited recently to be sure LE hasn't acquired the number and setting up motel stings which is quite common.

[Swedish Stud]

My goddess Sunny has returned for a limited time till the end of the month! ... This visit reached new heights when she invited me to finish inside her BBFS (she usually calls for cumming outside), and I eagerly emptied myself completely into her uterus. I remained hard afterwards and continued thrusting, eventually achieving a second release. Drenched in sweat afterward, she soothed me with dfk while I remained inside her until I finally softened completely.

Can someone give me the contact info for this place? Or at least an Ad or something, I have no idea where it is and looking it up leads to no results since the name is so generic.

[Proflou2019]

Anyone in the know about Amy in Manassas?

Amy from the Peabody Street AMP? I have not visited recently, in past conversations she had told me the spa did not get enough traffic for "the boss to send other girl". That said, having given her a ride a couple times and had a few dreams about the place, I know she overnights at the Buttress Lane ACS. It is also obvious (to me) from comms with her that she herself doesn't do the ad posting for either, so perhaps those are just how whoever does is trying to drum up business. I'd be quite surprised she herself would spend the money for a hotel when she has both AMP and ACS service locations, but maybe one or the other has become a "problem" with the neighbors or complex management? She (or whoever does the ad posts) also has some sort of relationship with the Portwood Turn ACS and the Leisure Spa (was Won World) AMP on Center Street.

Lou.

[BMoreDog69]

Disregarding my joking around earlier, reviews are reviews. One man's "the best ass / tits / BJ / whatever in the world" is another man's disappointment.

Hooker reviews are like movie or restaurant reviews. If you love slasher movies, and someone else loves romcoms and tells you "When Harry Met Sally" is the best movie in the world, do you go to see "When Harry Met Sally?" Of course not.

Sometimes I peruse the Baltimore streetwalker or escort forums, and the creatures they call hot, I wouldn't fuck with ANY politicians dick. It's the nature and danger of the reviews.

Stay safe and have fun, gentlemen.

But I have no doubt his reviews are truthful. He's cocky, overconfident, and his reviews can be cringe-inducing, but they are genuine. Like it or not, he's consistently providing to the board even if he's doing so to stroke his own ego.

It's a YMMV kinda world and you can chock it up to dark magic if you want, but his sex appeal for whatever reason is enough to seduce these providers to give up more than they would to most men.

Intel is Intel even if you don't like the source, having it is better than not having any at all.

[TheOuroboros]

I've noticed when visiting providers he has reviewed that they do not offer the services he claims as well.

But I have no doubt his reviews are truthful. He's cocky, overconfident, and his reviews can be cringe-inducing, but they are genuine. Like it or not, he's consistently providing to the board even if he's doing so to stroke his own ego.

It's a YMMV kinda world and you can chock it up to dark magic if you want, but his sex appeal for whatever reason is enough to seduce these providers to give up more than they would to most men.

Intel is Intel even if you don't like the source, having it is better than not having any at all.

[JmSuttr]

IME, nobody cares about another monger's experience beyond a few basic pieces of info.

1. Price, price, and PRICE! A provider who is an awesome deal at 1/2 X, and good value at X, becomes overpriced at 2 X and outrageously GPS at 3 X and higher. It never ceases to amaze me how many reviewers neglect this most fundamental piece of information. And it's not an excuse to say it's listed in the ad. Ads change, or are taken down, and it takes literally two seconds to put the price info in the review. Not doing so is either forgetfulness or laziness, nothing more.

2. Appearance, from as objective a perspective as possible. If she looks older than her pics, but you still find her attractive, don't gloss over the fact that her pics are dated. Same thing if she's heavier, or otherwise significantly different in appearance. Other relevant physical details include man made vs natural boobs, ass, and other notable features.

3. Service. Is she GFE, near-GFE, non-GFE? GFE, in all the time I've been on this forum, has been generally defined as including at least BBBJ, DATY, CFS, and some degree of kissing allowed. How a monger subjectively feels is not the issue so much as the specifics of the menu items on offer.

4. Attitude. Positive or negative? Talkative or quiet? Actually "present" for the session or detached or distant?

5. Miscellaneous. Anything else that might have a material effect on the decision to see or not see. Good or bad comms, for example. Cleanliness, hygiene, presence of a pimp, boyfriend, etc.

We all know this is a YMMV hobby. Writing a Penthouse Letter, either using AI or doing it the old-fashioned way, is a feel good exercise for the writer that adds limited value. If you want to be a review Rock Star, stick to the basics above and keep it short, sweet, and to the point.

[VaPlay]

Anyone in the know about Amy in Manassas? I've been seeing some adds bouncing locations from her AMP to various motels around the area using the same phone. Trying to figure out if it's her or if she's bringing a rotation of talent around the area?

[VaPlay]

Circling back around, this little young DD cup manmades, with the best little ass I have seen in a long time, came correct this morning. Impeccable room in her apartment. She has a great vibe, personality. Thai accent almost non existent. Went for the B2B and was not disappointed at all. Just wished her fine ass offered FS. I know there are several other options out there, but she is a young, sexy spinner in every way. What a way to start of my Friday.

How good was massage portion?

[RobWilliams]

He used to work for Penthouse Forum. I can't read a review that just goes on and on.

I've noticed when visiting providers he has reviewed that they do not offer the services he claims as well.

[BMoreDog69]

TMI. Loved these when I was 16, LOL.

When you said "writing tool", was tool being used as a noun or as an adjective? J / k.

He used to work for Penthouse Forum. I can't read a review that just goes on and on.

[FadingLust]

My goddess Sunny has returned for a limited time till the end of the month! Mms would be wise to make Sunny a permanent fixture and simply rotate other providers to maintain variety. However, I bet most mongers would stick to Sunny regardless—she's simply that good. I'm concerned about the management's consistent failure of securing talents comparable to Sunny. The new providers introduced since her last departure have shown a disappointing decline in quality. Thank god Sunny has finally returned. She possesses that perfect combination of playfulness and genuine enthusiasm that sets her apart. I never subscribe to that ridiculous claim that "a nut is a nut"—what nonsense! Most providers require blue pill for me, but with Sunny, no enhancement is necessary. Her curvy figure seems perfectly crafted for my preferences, consistently igniting my desire. I can never get enough of her flawless physique and sublime BBBJ skills. This visit reached new heights when she invited me to finish inside her BBFS (she usually calls for cumming outside), and I eagerly emptied myself completely into her uterus. I remained hard afterwards and continued thrusting, eventually achieving a second release. Drenched in sweat afterward, she soothed me with dfk while I remained inside her until I finally softened completely.

[GlockEm17]

Which writing tool did you use?

He used to work for Penthouse Forum. I can't read a review that just goes on and on.

[DoYouKnow]

She looks so damn good. Wow. I have seen her ads a few times but never pulled the trigger but with these current pics, entrapped me to pull the trigger before the snow storm. Anyone have any good reviews on this Busty Thai snow bunny.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/ty.../13301284.html

Circling back around, this little young DD cup manmades, with the best little ass I have seen in a long time, came correct this morning. Impeccable room in her apartment. She has a great vibe, personality. Thai accent almost non existent. Went for the B2B and was not disappointed at all. Just wished her fine ass offered FS. I know there are several other options out there, but she is a young, sexy spinner in every way. What a way to start of my Friday.

[Zambo53]

Which writing tool did you use?

He text from MMS lit up my screen: Kelly was out, and my "girlfriend" Shirley was back for a short stint to close out January. A primal thrill shot through me. I grabbed a bottle of Cabernet, a liquid offering to the goddess of our last encounter, and drove straight over. The parlor door chimed, a soft herald to the vision before me. Shirley stood there, a study in contrasts, wrapped in a flowing white dress that clung to her petite frame like a second skin. The soft lighting made the fabric nearly translucent, hinting at the delicate curves it barely concealed. Her dark hair, a cascade of midnight silk, tumbled past her shoulders, framing a face so exquisitely beautiful it almost hurt to look at. Those impossibly dark eyes locked onto mine, and in that instant, the room fell away.

She closed the distance in three strides, her fingers tangling in my hair as she pulled me into a deep, possessive kiss. Her tongue met mine with an urgent familiarity, tasting of mint and a faint, sweet residue that spoke of her recent work. "Careful," I murmured against her lips, a wicked impulse taking over. "I think I'm tasting the semen from your last client. " She retaliated with a sharp, playful pinch on my ass. "Shut up," she laughed, her eyes sparkling with devious fire.