Thread: Massage Parlor Reports
+
Add Report
Results 211 to 225 of 31210
-
01-24-26 13:49 #31000Senior Member

Posts: 418Massage quality
How good was massage portion?
Originally Posted by DoYouKnow
[View Original Post]
-
01-24-26 12:28 #30999Senior Member

Posts: 50I've noticed when visiting providers he has reviewed that they do not offer the services he claims as well.
Originally Posted by GlockEm17
[View Original Post]
-
01-23-26 23:58 #30998Senior Member

Posts: 733RE: Penthouse forum letters
TMI. Loved these when I was 16, LOL.
When you said "writing tool", was tool being used as a noun or as an adjective? J / k.
Originally Posted by GlockEm17
[View Original Post]
-
01-23-26 23:45 #30997Regular Member

Posts: 24Sunny at Amazing massage Fairfax
My goddess Sunny has returned for a limited time till the end of the month! Mms would be wise to make Sunny a permanent fixture and simply rotate other providers to maintain variety. However, I bet most mongers would stick to Sunny regardless—she's simply that good. I'm concerned about the management's consistent failure of securing talents comparable to Sunny. The new providers introduced since her last departure have shown a disappointing decline in quality. Thank god Sunny has finally returned. She possesses that perfect combination of playfulness and genuine enthusiasm that sets her apart. I never subscribe to that ridiculous claim that "a nut is a nut"—what nonsense! Most providers require blue pill for me, but with Sunny, no enhancement is necessary. Her curvy figure seems perfectly crafted for my preferences, consistently igniting my desire. I can never get enough of her flawless physique and sublime BBBJ skills. This visit reached new heights when she invited me to finish inside her BBFS (she usually calls for cumming outside), and I eagerly emptied myself completely into her uterus. I remained hard afterwards and continued thrusting, eventually achieving a second release. Drenched in sweat afterward, she soothed me with dfk while I remained inside her until I finally softened completely.
-
01-23-26 20:58 #30996Senior Member

Posts: 427RE; writing tool
He used to work for Penthouse Forum. I can't read a review that just goes on and on.
Originally Posted by Zambo53
[View Original Post]
-
01-23-26 11:32 #30995Senior Member

Posts: 387Circling back around, this little young DD cup manmades, with the best little ass I have seen in a long time, came correct this morning. Impeccable room in her apartment. She has a great vibe, personality. Thai accent almost non existent. Went for the B2B and was not disappointed at all. Just wished her fine ass offered FS. I know there are several other options out there, but she is a young, sexy spinner in every way. What a way to start of my Friday.
Originally Posted by DoYouKnow
[View Original Post]
-
01-23-26 10:56 #30994Regular Member

Posts: 1Writing Tool
Which writing tool did you use?
Originally Posted by BubbleBoi402
[View Original Post]
-
01-22-26 20:37 #30993Senior Member

Posts: 216Shirley at One Spa Vienna
He text from MMS lit up my screen: Kelly was out, and my "girlfriend" Shirley was back for a short stint to close out January. A primal thrill shot through me. I grabbed a bottle of Cabernet, a liquid offering to the goddess of our last encounter, and drove straight over. The parlor door chimed, a soft herald to the vision before me. Shirley stood there, a study in contrasts, wrapped in a flowing white dress that clung to her petite frame like a second skin. The soft lighting made the fabric nearly translucent, hinting at the delicate curves it barely concealed. Her dark hair, a cascade of midnight silk, tumbled past her shoulders, framing a face so exquisitely beautiful it almost hurt to look at. Those impossibly dark eyes locked onto mine, and in that instant, the room fell away.
She closed the distance in three strides, her fingers tangling in my hair as she pulled me into a deep, possessive kiss. Her tongue met mine with an urgent familiarity, tasting of mint and a faint, sweet residue that spoke of her recent work. "Careful," I murmured against her lips, a wicked impulse taking over. "I think I'm tasting the semen from your last client. " She retaliated with a sharp, playful pinch on my ass. "Shut up," she laughed, her eyes sparkling with devious fire.
In the privacy of the massage room, I presented the wine. Her smile was pure, unadulterated mischief. "For me? Thank you, handsome!" With practiced ease, she opened the bottle and poured the deep red liquid into a paper cup. She drained it in one go, her throat working as she swallowed. She poured a second cup for me, but I declined. "I don't really drink. " "More for me then," she purred, and promptly finished that one as well.
The air grew thick with the rich, fruity scent of the wine as she instructed me to lie face down. It was an unexpected aphrodisiac, weaving itself into the atmosphere and heightening every sensation. Her hands, slick with warm oil, began their work, gliding over my skin with a touch that was both firm and impossibly tender. I could feel the heat radiating from her body, hear the soft, lustful cadence of her breathing as she leaned in close. After a few minutes, she broke away. I heard the distinct glug of more wine being poured, followed by the sharp crack of a Listerine bottle cap opening. She returned, and I felt her part my cheeks. This time was different. Her tongue wasn't just teasing the edge; it delved deep, a firm, insistent muscle exploring every sensitive inch inside me. It was a slow, thorough rimming, the best I'd had in an age, a violation so intimate it sent jolts of electricity straight up my spine.
She turned me over, her eyes dark with purpose. Without a word, she took me into her mouth, her head bobbing from behind. Gradually, she snaked her body between my legs, never breaking her seal around my shaft. The wet, velvety heat of her mouth, the way her tongue danced and swirled, was an irresistible invitation. I began to move, slowly at first, fucking her face with a growing rhythm. She moaned around me, the vibration sending shivers through my core. Her free hand disappeared between her own legs, her fingers rubbing frantic circles against her clit. The sight of her pleasuring herself while pleasuring me shattered the last of my restraint. Instinct took over completely.
"Fuck me," she demanded, her voice raw and ragged. I didn't waste a second. I positioned myself and slid into her bare, a gasp tearing from my throat as her heat engulfed me. I started to pound, my hips driving into hers with a desperate need. Her moans filled the room, loud and uninhibited, echoing off the walls and amplifying my own arousal tenfold. We moved through positions like animals, shifting seamlessly from missionary to doggy, then to flat doggy as I pressed her deep into the table. Finally, I pulled her up, her back flush against my chest, and entered her again in a standing missionary. I hooked my arm under one of her knees, pushing it wide open. My cock sank to the absolute hilt, the head pumping hard against her cervix with every thrust. She loved it. Her cries became piercing, so loud I knew the entire parlor could hear her ecstatic surrender. "I'm getting close," she panted, her voice strained. "Pull out. Do it outside. " "Outside?" I grunted, my movements becoming more erratic, more powerful. A wave of pure lust washed over her face. "No! Cum together! Inside, please!" She surrendered completely. Her body arched, and she clamped down on me, holding me tight as a guttural groan was torn from her throat. Her pussy convulsed around me, a pulsating, milking grip that pushed me past the point of no return. I buried myself as deep as I could go, my entire length throbbing as I pumped every last drop of my cum directly into her waiting depths.
-
01-22-26 18:13 #30992Banned Member

Posts: 3Nana at Wild Kitty Spa (Mc Lean)
I'm new to the state but down at the local ass is this good I'm definitely going to stick around. Nana it's an all natural girl I'm in California and I used to silicones and injections in a girl's ass she was soft and real in every way. I'll save her massages pretty damn good too you can tell she's had some trainer. She started by wipe me down with a warm towel even clean the ass a little bit. Nice long strokes with oil up and down my back she wasn't shy to grab the boys and let me know this is going to be all fun. Let me over I gave her a buck 40 she put the cover on with her mouth no teeth no hands. Nice little head action before she got on top and I rode that pony. Her kiss looks spectacular bouncing up and down and she let me nipple on those nipples. I put her in doggy smacked her ass my balls I can die busted a huge load. This girl was fun and pleasing definitely going to come back to see who else is on rotation. I found there store on this link with an info.
https://xxmassagemap.com/index/ad/911.
-
01-22-26 18:04 #30991Senior Member

Posts: 39Questions and review
A couple of questions, and then a report.
First, after reading reports about Grace at Forever Wellness, I called yesterday to make an appointment to see her today. (I visited Forever last year, I think, but I don't recall if I saw Grace or someone else.) When I asked if she would be working, I was told that they would be closed today. It seems odd that they'd be closed on a Thursday, and the snow isn't even expected to start until Saturday night, so that couldn't have been a factor. Any idea why they would say they'd be closed today?
I didn't feel like going to see for myself, so I decided to try elsewhere. Angel in Fairfax is usually one of my go-tos, even though Linda and Anna don't allow more than DATY (despite being asked more than once) but offer fantastic, sensual HJs. I was in the mood for something more anyway, so I went to Pine Tree in the same complex. I had been there before, some time ago; and even though I didn't remember for sure about services offered, I did remember that one of the ladies, taller and nice looking, would wear short tight dresses with no panties, which allowed a glimpse of the goods from behind when she bent over, so I thought / hoped the full menu was a possibility. I took a chance and visited, even though I wasn't completely sure I'd get what I was hoping for. I knew I'd at least get a nice HJ, and if they were busy (which has happened before when I've gone to an AMP without calling ahead), I'd just go down to Angel and enjoy some DATY with one of the ladies before they finished me off.
The lady that answered the door wasn't the tall one, but she was a cute little thing, probably 5' even, nice body with an ample set (even if they were man-made; I really didn't care at that point), and wearing a tube dress like the taller one would. I was looking forward to a playful TS, but when I asked about it, she said that they don't have it any more, only the standing shower. Apparently the county said they weren't permitted to have the table shower because there were "problems". I did ask if it was only them or all massage places, and she said it was all of them. I'm assuming that has something to do with the county laws that were apparently tightened late last year, but wasn't that only about keeping the front door unlocked with no bell? Has anyone else encountered this? Have TS's been taken out of AMPs?
Anyway, I asked if I would wash myself in the standing shower (because of the change), and she said she would do it, which seemed good enough; so I opted for the hour (I handed over the usual 80 and undressed) and off we went. Without the table, the shower space was pretty roomy. Some nice teasing from behind and below, just like if it was a TS, which was a good sign. After, she dried me off some and then led me to the small sauna. I asked if she was coming in; I was going to allow the towel around my waist to fall open and see what would happen, but either she didn't understand or didn't hear me (or acted like either), because she closed the door and left me there for a minute. It did help dry me more, and then she returned and led me back to the room.
The normal routine: I lay face down, and when she placed a towel over me, I told her she didn't need to, which is what I usually say. I don't mind a bit being exposed like that, and often, the reason for visiting is for one ultimate goal, so getting things like a towel out of the way helps. The massage was a little better than I expected, and she included one little thing that I liked: As she rubbed my lower back with her forearm, she lightly ran her other hand from my balls up. The rest of the massage was pretty standard, but a good one; and after she was done and used a hot towel to clean off the lotion and dry me, she asked what she could do for me. I said something along the lines of "some fun", and she made the motions for BJ and FS, which I said yes to. I asked what the extra would be, and she asked what it was before. I honestly didn't remember, so I offered 2, which she said was okay. That may seem a little steep, but I've come to learn that that's pretty standard nowadays for extras on top of a massage, and I tend to be a bit generous to the ladies if things have been good until then, which they were during the time today. I asked her if she was going to take off her dress, and she said of course.
After I handed the extra to her, she asked me to lay face down again, and left again for a couple of minutes. Shortly after she came back in, I heard a soft rustling noise, and the next thing I knew, she was on me, kissing my back and butt and rubbing herself up and down my back. I felt her doing something down below, so I finally lifted my head and looked back, and she was kneeling on the table next to me with nothing on, playing with my cock. I reached back and played with her pussy, which she seemed to like. It felt like she got wet right away. I sat up and got her to lay down so I could get between her legs. She really seemed to enjoy the DATY; she was shaking some. Even if she was faking, I did not care; I love doing that. After only a few minutes, it seemed like she came, and she stopped me and rolled on her side, saying it felt so good. I moved up to get her to start a BJ, but she sat up and produced a condom from seemingly nowhere. She asked if I was ready, and she rolled it onto me. I thought she was indeed going to suck me, but she lay down instead for missionary. (So I never got a BJ, but that was ok; maybe next time.) I got her to stand next to the table and went to town from behind. There's a mirror covering most of the wall next to the bed, so I enjoyed watching us. After only a few minutes, I was done (I'm not young any more, so when it comes to the main event, I usually don't last long). All in all, it was worth it.
I never asked her name, but the next time I'm there (I plan to return at some point), I'll be sure to ask. Pine Tree seems like one of those places that rotates girls in and out, though (unlike Angel), so she may not even be there when I go back.
-
01-22-26 17:34 #30990Senior Member

Posts: 387I will echo this. I know this place now for about 2 years or so. Always have been all about keeping it clean, sheets, even carpets along with bathrooms. So definitely look at another way that could have caused you that discomfort. Definitely yourself super hydrated before and after, should help.
Originally Posted by Telcova
[View Original Post]
-
01-22-26 14:48 #30989Senior Member

Posts: 493Latina massage
https://us-nova.bedpage.com/bodyrubs.../13307207.html
For the most part Latina girls don't offer BBJ or dfk, so if you're looking for GFE you probably should stick with AMP.
I saw this girl in Vienna. One of her pics is fake and it's the one you want real that's fake. Nice girl, but not my type. She's a 5 out of 10 and definitely not a repeat for me, but looks like several girls are working out of this building Location is pretty private, but it's in an office building, so you don't get that discrete feeling in the room, due to the giant office windows for me. I saw 2 girls out of this building and I don't recommend either Many of these South American ladies have too much plastic surgery for my like. But they sweet girls and might be good for some.
I plan on an AMP tomorrow and will report back, been too busy and pricey week for me, but I want to end on the week with a good note.
Like the pilot says, be nice to the ladies.
-
01-22-26 13:40 #30988Senior Member

Posts: 327Taking a pee before you leave would also "help" flush out the yuck. I've never had a UTI from there, and I see them change the sheets between clients.
Originally Posted by RockStar02
[View Original Post]
-
01-22-26 13:07 #30987Senior Member

Posts: 387Looks absolutely Stunning. Anyone pull the trigger on this "Candy"
She looks so damn good. Wow. I have seen her ads a few times but never pulled the trigger but with these current pics, entrapped me to pull the trigger before the snow storm. Anyone have any good reviews on this Busty Thai snow bunny.
https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/ty.../13301284.html
-
01-22-26 12:11 #30986Senior Member

Posts: 72https://www.askexpertsnow.com/ is a great website where people anonymously ask questions to experienced doctors about STDs and they post the questions and answers. You might have luck finding a similar fact pattern to yours that will be helpful to allaying your concerns, or you can pay to submit your anonymous question. Reading over responses to other questions, the doctors indicate that (I) the odds of STDs in your circumstances are very low / improbable, (ii) testing after starting antibiotics is of little use, and (iii) frequently people suffer from anxiety about STDs which make them worse.
Originally Posted by RockStar02
[View Original Post]








Reply With Quote



