Massage Parlor Reports

[CSnow]

Caution: Hailey can become addictive even after the first visit. Side effects may include inability to see other providers, Hailey withdrawal symptoms, and quickly shrinking bank account balances.

Seriously though, I'm so hooked on that girl, it's almost not funny anymore, LOL. Not only have I seen her six times already, two of those times were after seeing another amazing provider elsewhere. I don't want to stir more controversy as both of those providers are ATFs for other mongers here. They were very very good, they just weren't Hailey. So I ended up *needing* to see Hailey after seeing those other two providers. On the same day. We will call it 'KrDoggy syndrome' since he started it, LOL. If you really want to, just see my other reviews from this month. You'll know who those two girls were. No disrespect to them, the service was good, they just didn't give me what Hailey gives me *emotionally* even if they 100% gave it to me physically.

I already reviewed Hailey at length.

https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7482287

https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7488540

https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7492966

https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7497930

https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7500700

All I can say is sixth time was as good and more. We don't even talk much, LOL, we must be using telepathy and other non-verbal communication means. She reads my mind and does a perfect session for me every time. I'd come just for our make-out time. We are still like love hungry teenagers all over each other, making out for a good part of that hour I get to spend with her. Then amazing shower play. Hailey has body made for sin, and she uses is as a dangerous weapon against my defense systems in the shower. That amazing soapy slide all over me makes my legs week even before the main event. Twice I almost fell in the shower, LOL. That's what that girl does to me.

Then back to the room for more sinful play with all of your standard acronyms. DFK, DFK, DFK, DATY, O #1, DATY, O #2, face sitting and O #3, 69 and O 4, TUMA with simultaneous HJ (fucking amazing), lots of amazing BBBJ and finally the main even with CFS in standing mish and CG for the finish. We kiss pretty much non-stop throughout, both in mish and CG. And while we were in the shower, and walking to the shower, and even while she's dressing me after appointment. We kissed so much even at the end of the appointment that my little friend started peeking out from my underwear as she was dressing me. She laughed and gave him kisses as well. He was so happy! LOL.

If this review sounds a bit over the top, that's how she makes me feel, sorry. Other guys have other ATFs. Hailey is definitely mine. The only problem is I don't think anyone else will come close anytime soon. Oh well, I will enjoy her for as long as I can. I will focus on the positives, LOL.

Side notes. I keep reading comments about coughing at Blue Jade (including Hailey). I am seeing her twice a week and I haven't observed it or caught a cold from her. We DFK the entire time. I'm not going to cast doubts on other reviews, just adding my own 2 c. Also Eva opened the door for me and looked hot as hell this time, in all-white almost sexy nurse looking outfit. She has long legs for days and her tatas are positively falling out of her top. I wasn't impressed the first time I glimpsed her a while back, but I was positively impressed the last time I saw her. I 100% understand Eva fans now. Oh, and also caught a glimpse of Lulu again. Another gorgeous girl there. That one is a tiny beautiful spinner. Too bad I'm unable to see anyone there other than Hailey, LOL. Otherwise I'd definitely go through the entire Blue Jade rotation this month.

[LukeVista]

Does anybody know if there is currently any thick or big titty girls at any of the shops right now?

TIA.

Diana at JM too (or so I've read).

https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...754&viewfull=1#post7498754.

[StreetCred]

Does anybody know if there is currently any thick or big titty girls at any of the shops right now?

TIA.

Eva at Blue Jade has huge knockers but you have to hurry because tomorrow's her last day.

[Ss8988]

Does anybody know if there is currently any thick or big titty girls at any of the shops right now?

TIA.

[HouseFriedRice]

Booker gave me a code for my appointment but it wasn't checked upon arrival. Appointment still started mostly on time. Minimal massage provided before a very sensual TS. She's no spinner, but I was able to appreciate her HWP body and ample tits. Back in the room she used hot water in her mouth for a full body cat bath. It's a nice sensation, though I think I could've gone with less of it as she was pretty thorough.

TUMA, mish, DATY, prone to finish. She seemed pretty worked up after DATY so when I was giving it to her in prone she told me not to stop and of course I popped soon after. She asked if I wanted to stay longer, but I had other errands to run. It didn't stop her from getting another cover and getting on top of me, and even though I was only semi-hard she rode me for a few minutes like that and she seemed to enjoy herself but I don't know how much pleasure she actually got since I wasn't stiff. That was the most aggressive attempt by a provider to get a second round out of me, and even though nothing came of it it was still hot!

Would recommend and would see her again if not for the traffic. Enjoy!

[LukeVista]

On a quick visit here a good monger buddy recommended that I try this spot out and couldn't stop praising Vicky. Since we had similar taste, I knew I had to check her out. Easy setup through text, When I reached my destination, I was shown to my room till Vicky came in. She gave me a hug once she entered. The first thing I noticed was her dazzling smile. She greeted me wearing light blue lingerie. We chatted briefly through the translator app before we went to the bathroom. While showering.

Vick was fun and bubbly, I would put her in the mid 20's range, about 5'5. 120 lbs ish?? I'm not really good at telling weight. But she had a nice set of C's.

What was the HF + Tip? And did you txt the main number on google search? Been wanting to check out this spot.

[BXbbf]

On a quick visit here a good monger buddy recommended that I try this spot out and couldn't stop praising Vicky. Since we had similar taste, I knew I had to check her out. Easy setup through text, When I reached my destination, I was shown to my room till Vicky came in. She gave me a hug once she entered. The first thing I noticed was her dazzling smile. She greeted me wearing light blue lingerie. We chatted briefly through the translator app before we went to the bathroom. While showering.

Vick was fun and bubbly, I would put her in the mid 20's range, about 5'5. 120 lbs ish?? I'm not really good at telling weight. But she had a nice set of C's.

After the shower, we returned to the room. We started with standing DFK, then moved to the bed for foreplay. She's skilled with her tongue, licking from nipples to thighs, very enjoyable. She simultaneously gave me a handjob while licking my balls, and when she started BBBJ, it suddenly got intense, with a lot of saliva, strong suction. It felt like she was slurping noodles with loud sounds. After the BBBJ, she put on the condom and started riding. Initially slow, then picking up pace. Later, we switched to my favorite position, missionary. She likes to moan to the rhythm of my trust. As I was about to climax, she got louder and her kitty got more grippy, After finishing, I was sweating like it was raining, and she kindly got me a bottle of water.

There were about 15 minutes left. I felt I couldn't manage a second round, so I asked her to give me a massage till time was up. Vicky is a sweet girl and She's really good at accommodating the customer's needs.

[Saegen]

Glad you enjoyed her. I've seen her 6 times already and I can't get enough of her. Mentally I understand of course that a lot of it is play-acting. Emotionally she makes me feel so good that I don't really care, LOL. She makes me feel so wanted every time I see her that it's hard for me to stay away LOL.

That's the right number. It was likely just scheduler's English. It's imperfect if she doesn't use a translator. She also might have been trying to be careful with an unknown number. Once she knows your number it's not a problem. She is the most responsive and reliable scheduler IMHO and will send you pictures of new girls as they switch over.

Too bad you didn't get to experience their table shower. There is nothing else like that in Seattle AFAIK. Hope you have another chance to give that place a try.

Okay, I think I will probably try them whenever the hankering comes back. Never had a TS before. Appreciate the confirmation. I am so used to the response being something like "X why Z working today, no busy, come over" that it shook me LOL. Plus I was already half set on giving Hailey a try, which I'm glad I did.

[JMirage]

I found myself in Shoreline about 45 minutes early for a movie at Cinebarre. It was back / biceps day at the gym earlier, so I took the opportunity to stop at nearby Meridian for a massage. Was greeted by Tina. She's a tall-ish (5'6" shapely MILF with an attractive smile and friendly demeanor. I let her know that I only had time for a half hour (50). Gave her the cash made myself comfortable, face down on the table. She returned and gently ran a soft finger from my ankle to my ass crack. I was really only expecting a solid massage and was pleasantly surprised by the sensual attention. The massage proceeded and was a reasonable effort. Near the end, she made a strong play in my asschecks and achieved insertion. She worked her magic there, then finally asked me to turn over. After a couple of cursory compliments from her, she oiled up both hands and proceeded with a stellar HJ / PM combo to completion with OTC roaming. She never stopped for negotiations or haggling, just a smooth uninterrupted flow of events. I got the full half hour, tipped 30 and made it to the movie in time for most of the previews. All in all, a very enjoyable and unexpected experience.

Was 30 a typ-o, or you never planning on going back? Sounds like a great time, I sort of forgot about that place, went once, and from what I remember it wasn't bad. I think I got directed there from their store on 99 that was busy.

[CSnow]

I made my first visit to Blue Jade in order to check her out on Friday. It was farther out of the way by quite a bit but the buzz was hard to ignore.

Glad you enjoyed her. I've seen her 6 times already and I can't get enough of her. Mentally I understand of course that a lot of it is play-acting. Emotionally she makes me feel so good that I don't really care, LOL. She makes me feel so wanted every time I see her that it's hard for me to stay away LOL.

Random aside, I also tried booking with JM earlier that day bc it was closer for where I was going to be. Is the google phone number correct? I asked about availability and whether they did 4 hands and just got "You can try. " back, it was kinda weird. Or maybe I was looking at the wrong place.

That's the right number. It was likely just scheduler's English. It's imperfect if she doesn't use a translator. She also might have been trying to be careful with an unknown number. Once she knows your number it's not a problem. She is the most responsive and reliable scheduler IMHO and will send you pictures of new girls as they switch over.

Too bad you didn't get to experience their table shower. There is nothing else like that in Seattle AFAIK. Hope you have another chance to give that place a try.

[CSnow]

A got a couple of PMs asking me if Angela went bare for me. It was confusion caused by the fact that I mentioned PSE and then never explicitly mentioned CFS.

It was all covered. Covered FS and covered anal.

I did get some BBBJ and it was very good.

Now that I'm thinking about it, I'm not sure the finale was BBBJCIM. As I mentioned in my review, she was turned away from me blocking my dick with her body. Then she spit something into a tissue she had ready. I thought it was a part of my load but it may have been cleverly applied cover. No, I'm not sure that's what it was and not accusing her of that. But I didn't get the finale other guys reported where she took it looking at them and opened her mouth to show she swallowed every drop. So YMMV finale for sure.

Having said that, I will repeat she is gorgeous, overall I enjoyed the session, and I do recommend her. I'm just trying to be accurate in my review. Hope it answers questions and doesn't stir more controversy, LOL. We all know everything in this hobby is YMMV.

[Saegen]

I made my first visit to Blue Jade in order to check her out on Friday. It was farther out of the way by quite a bit but the buzz was hard to ignore.

Random dump of my session:

She really is great. Made me feel welcomed from the start with a very nice shower session- lots of teasing, rubbing, kissing. Best shower I've had with a provider even outside of an AMP.

TUMA, BBBJ, 69, ACG, RCG, Mish into popping in the bag. She has an excellent sense of time and spent a really long time tonguing me in the back, and we parted ways just a few minutes over the hour.

Her cat bath is so good, I got shivers.

She did this whole thing with the BJ where she had me in tabletop pose and came in on her back from underneath, really hot.

I assume it was a performance but really enjoyed how she bucked her hips during 69, made me feel like a boss LOL.

She must be a kegel champion, the PIV felt incredible. Easily my #1.

Random aside, I also tried booking with JM earlier that day bc it was closer for where I was going to be. Is the google phone number correct? I asked about availability and whether they did 4 hands and just got "You can try. " back, it was kinda weird. Or maybe I was looking at the wrong place.

[CSnow]

We are just spoiled the Hailey-style, "you are the only man in the world" treatment. Fortunately Angela knows me, asks for me, and I get a not-just-a-customer treatment from her. But with Lulu I got the same high quality treatment you describe, just no special vibe, hard for us to complain but we do! LOL.

All that said, I see many guys bragging about greek with complete skanks. Greek with a goddess like Angela? At that price? You have to be kidding.

I'm back from Thailand soon with some new tricks to teach Angela and the other girls. Monger on!

I didn't for my review to come out bitchy, Karen-style, LOL, I swear.

To reiterate the good parts: Angela is fucking gorgeous. The service was very good. She delivered everything she promised with a smile and at a reasonable price. Really I have nothing serious to complain about and I highly recommend her. Her beauty alone makes her worth seeing.

The things that didn't work for me, like.

- she didn't take an erotic shower with me.

- she didn't kiss me much.

- she didn't make me feel like the only man in her life, LOL.

Sounds silly and petty in comparison.

Yes, I did get very spoiled by others girls that do all of them for me in every session. That most definitely doesn't reflect badly on Angela. She's great. Hope she gets more visits from my review. She 100% deserves the business. I personally would repeat with her and recommend her 100%.

[KrDoggy]

We are just spoiled the Hailey-style, "you are the only man in the world" treatment. Fortunately Angela knows me, asks for me, and I get a not-just-a-customer treatment from her. But with Lulu I got the same high quality treatment you describe, just no special vibe, hard for us to complain but we do! LOL.

All that said, I see many guys bragging about greek with complete skanks. Greek with a goddess like Angela? At that price? You have to be kidding.

I'm back from Thailand soon with some new tricks to teach Angela and the other girls. Monger on!

TL; DR.

Body 10/10, Face 10/10, Service 7.5/10, Attitude 8/10. BBBJ, DATY, DATO, FIA, Standing Mish, Doggy, then Greek in the same positions. BBBJCIM to finish.

Damage: $300 total for 1 hour, including extra $100 for the Greek.

Recommended? 100%.

WIR? Quite likely, but only after Hailey leaves town, LOL.

Greek is YMMV depending on your dick size (her words) and maybe other factors? If she says no, be proud of having a huge dick. I *did* have to ask, I wasn't offered.

Review.

I heard a lot about the fuck doll Angela, and considering she's an ATF for quite a few mongers had to see what all the hoopla is about. Also the fact that she offers Greek (YMMV) is a plus. It's something I try once or twice a year, though don't go out of my way for it. One of the hottest providers in the area being open to it deserved an investigation, LOL.

Booked the day before for the first appointment of the day. Vaguely mentioned scheduler that I am interested in her "extra service" I've heard of "from a friend". Some girls need to be ready for it (extra clean, very light meal or no meal, maybe pre-stretch, etc.). I kept it vague of course. I did say I would want to see her regardless.

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Enjoy her boys. Fuck doll she definitely is. I will probably give her another try eventually. Right now I am back to repeating with Hailey. As a matter of fact, I had my sixth appointment with Hailey scheduled for later that day and it was just as good as all prior five. I'm not repeating with anyone else while Hailey is here. Angela has plenty of takers though so I don't think she'll miss my attention.

[LeftForDawn]

From what I can gather, this store wants to keep a low profile. I get it. Nicer neighborhood, newish store, etc. I'll respect their request to only say publicly is that I enjoy visiting this spot, the girls are beautiful and enthusiastic, parking is good, every visit is unique, blah blah blah and your mileage may vary. Various levels of fun may be available for the discerning gentleman and there are a number of very predictable things you can probably do to maximize your mileage. Good hygiene, clean clothes, non-threatening vibe, not asking a lot of detailed (therefore suspicious) questions, etc. I hate posts that say "DM for more details" but because I don't want to get blacklisted by this AMP, I'm not going to post more details.

You probably already know everything you need to know in order to pop two Benjis in your pocket and have a positive experience with no further help from anyone else. But feel free to DM if you still want more info or want to know what I think will help get maximum mileage at this YMMV shop.

Hobby safe!

Stopped by will say the location is good, nice building and inside is good. Asked for an hour and was told 70 $ the girl who greeted me was wika. Dry massage at first followed by oil. Some teasing here and there. Flip comes and she asks what I want. I ask for a very thing and hand remaining of $$. She says no, $$ is minimum house fee is separate and maybe she would take 1. 8, I said nah everywhere else is $$ for all. She said okay I'll just do massage. Gave a head / scalp massage and I left. It's a nice place and wika is cute slim with Bs and a small but jiggly booty. I'd say not a rec if the pricing is like this.

Maybe they think that's good pricing because of the nice area it's in. Idk but I'd say there is better do a much better price.