Massage Parlor Reports

[LeftForDawn]

From what I can gather, this store wants to keep a low profile. I get it. Nicer neighborhood, newish store, etc. I'll respect their request to only say publicly is that I enjoy visiting this spot, the girls are beautiful and enthusiastic, parking is good, every visit is unique, blah blah blah and your mileage may vary. Various levels of fun may be available for the discerning gentleman and there are a number of very predictable things you can probably do to maximize your mileage. Good hygiene, clean clothes, non-threatening vibe, not asking a lot of detailed (therefore suspicious) questions, etc. I hate posts that say "DM for more details" but because I don't want to get blacklisted by this AMP, I'm not going to post more details.

You probably already know everything you need to know in order to pop two Benjis in your pocket and have a positive experience with no further help from anyone else. But feel free to DM if you still want more info or want to know what I think will help get maximum mileage at this YMMV shop.

Hobby safe!

Stopped by will say the location is good, nice building and inside is good. Asked for an hour and was told 70 $ the girl who greeted me was wika. Dry massage at first followed by oil. Some teasing here and there. Flip comes and she asks what I want. I ask for a very thing and hand remaining of $$. She says no, $$ is minimum house fee is separate and maybe she would take 1. 8, I said nah everywhere else is $$ for all. She said okay I'll just do massage. Gave a head / scalp massage and I left. It's a nice place and wika is cute slim with Bs and a small but jiggly booty. I'd say not a rec if the pricing is like this.

Maybe they think that's good pricing because of the nice area it's in. Idk but I'd say there is better do a much better price.

[Strong1954]

Wiki, at least that is the name she gave me. Told me she was 25 years old and three girls work here. All are young Chinese ladies. She was the only one I met yesterday afternoon. She is a thin spinner with small tits. Her massage was ok.

Long full, slow, strokes with oil from my back, buttocks and legs. Kept asking if it was ok. To my neck and my feet to my buttocks or all the way to my head. She is playful placing her pussy right in my hand while massaging eagerly accepting my soft rubbing. As she oiled my inner thighs, she began to brush against the boys. I lifted up and she played with my undercarriage. About 40 minutes in the hot towel came. I was thinking too soon, but to my surprise I was not rushed.

She placed the cover on and began a CBJ. It was a little toothy for me. After a few minutes of that she mounted me for RCG. Eventually switched to CG. She was willing for me to do DATY, but she had a Bush and I prefer clean shaven, so I declined. She asked me to fuck her and I honored her request in the MISH position. We continued that for some time then I ask to go back to her riding me.

She put on another cover and went to town with another round of CBJ. She did her best for me to finish, but I told her to go back to riding me. She did and finally I shot my load. She cleaned me up and then went to shower. When she returned she told me to just lay down and relax. Nap if I wanted to. It was actually over my hour but she was nice about it.

There were two mongers that entered just ahead of me. I rang the doorbell and the door opened. The two Hispanic men were still in the lobby discussing how long they wanted. Wiki told me later they only went for 30 minutes and they had left. When I left the other two girls were busy again.

Wiki was very nice. Looks 7, massage 7, but she did not offer any DFK or kissing except when she kissed on my nipples. She might not be your beauty queen so, keep an open mind and appreciate how cool and genuinely caring she is and you'll have a good time.

I do plan to return so I can meet the other girls. It is closer to where I live than Shanghai and Best.

[StuntDriver]

A lot has been said about Ella. Some of it by me. She's an absolute goddess. But somehow she made me feel like she was worshipping me for the entirety of my visit.

I hobby to collect memories and experiences. And my visit during the Hawks game was uninterrupted and will remain a memory I hold onto for a long time. I wasn't rushed at all.

I don't feel like rattling through the activity list. Just assume that if you like it, she'll like it, and she is amazing at it. FS always covered, of course.

Looks, body, face, hair, style, vibe, all perfect for me. She has one of the prettiest faces I've seen. An absolute 10 on looks, body, and service.

I am thinking about asking her how much she makes in a month, then offer to match it if I can take her on a month long vacation. I'm certain I'd think back on that month on my death bed.

Other girl is Coco. Summer going back to Lotus I think.

But this is about Ella and Ella is special. She's the sweetest most angelic "naughty girl" I know.

If you let this month pass without meeting her, you need your head checked.

[CSnow]

TL; DR.

Body 10/10, Face 10/10, Service 7.5/10, Attitude 8/10. BBBJ, DATY, DATO, FIA, Standing Mish, Doggy, then Greek in the same positions. BBBJCIM to finish.

Damage: $300 total for 1 hour, including extra $100 for the Greek.

Recommended? 100%.

WIR? Quite likely, but only after Hailey leaves town, LOL.

Greek is YMMV depending on your dick size (her words) and maybe other factors? If she says no, be proud of having a huge dick. I *did* have to ask, I wasn't offered.

Review.

I heard a lot about the fuck doll Angela, and considering she's an ATF for quite a few mongers had to see what all the hoopla is about. Also the fact that she offers Greek (YMMV) is a plus. It's something I try once or twice a year, though don't go out of my way for it. One of the hottest providers in the area being open to it deserved an investigation, LOL.

Booked the day before for the first appointment of the day. Vaguely mentioned scheduler that I am interested in her "extra service" I've heard of "from a friend". Some girls need to be ready for it (extra clean, very light meal or no meal, maybe pre-stretch, etc.). I kept it vague of course. I did say I would want to see her regardless.

Showed up a couple minutes late and was the only person there (refreshing). Tall older woman showed me in (MMS or possibly Judy someone just reviewed? Then moved me to the back room when I mentioned an appointment with Angela. Angela walked in shortly in the "yoga instructor" leggings and top. 100% agree with everything said about her appearance. Absolutely beautiful girl, both face and body. I guess I am naive, I would not have guessed a lot of it is man-made. I just thought her mama made her perfect LOL and the gym helped. Everyone describes her as "curvy" which is what some fat girls like to call themselves. Fear not, absolutely amazing Playboy Bunny body. Legs, ass, breast, abs, you couldn't really wish for anything better than what that girl has. She is fairly tall for a Chinese girl, I'm guessing 5'5"? Plus / minus of course.

She was friendly enough. I mean it was our first time meeting so I guess you can't expect instant connection, but we definitely didn't click on the level I click with some of the girls (Sindy, Hailey, other GFE service queens). It was a nice PSE but very far from GFE for me.

I will get a few things out of the way. I had hard time giving her service a numerical grade, and it's not what I normally do. I chose 7. 5 because the service was both very good yet fairly far from perfect. 7 seemed too low objectively, 8 seemed too high subjectively. Service is always a huge huge YMMV.

I asked for a shower, and was shown to it but she didn't join me. I even asked "would you join me", she said "sure" and walked away with a smile. So solo showers for me both before and after. I've been getting spoiled by the shower play at Best, Blue Jade and JM, so that was a pretty disappointing way to start. Especially when I straight up asked her. -1 point.

Kissing. She does DFK, but we did it for like 5 seconds at the beginning of the session only. Very nice but that was it. I kissed her and she was happy to kiss back, but she never kissed me herself. That's a big part of a session for me, and was a bit of a letdown. Again, compared to GFE kissing queens like Hailey and Sindy, definitely -1 point for me. I know it's another huge YMMV in this game. Yes, I brushed my teeth and used mouthwash, including immediately before the appointment. I also had nothing to eat that morning so there wouldn't be weird food smell or food stuck in my teeth god forbid. I mean I do my part.

The last -0.5 points is hard to defend objectively. I always felt like we were rushing to a destination rather than enjoying the journey. To be fair, she never straight up told me "hurry up and finish". With some girls there is that relaxed feeling of just being all over each other like the time doesn't even matter. With Angela I was definitely mindful that we were on the clock. She did give me my full hour, more or less. I'm not going to split hairs. And finally, yeah, I also very much "felt like a customer" to quote KrDoggy. I mean obviously I am. We all know it's P4 P. While she was always friendly, that's as far as we got. Pretty much zero chemistry (real or pretend) of any kind. Many girls do much better at pretend.

Now to the good parts. As I said, it was a very nice PSE experience and I 100% recommend her to every monger here. She is gorgeous. She is willing. It was a good session. I just got spoiled by a few GFE service queens we have here. But I still enjoyed my time with Angela.

She wanted me to lay down first, but I took charge and asked her to lay down instead. Went down for DATY, was surprised by ever so slight hint of a smell (another reason I like girls showering with me), but it went away quickly (I guess I licked it off? LOL). DATO was fortunately perfect. Her ass was 100% perfectly clean and I could tell she likely pre-stretched. She seemed to have enjoyed my efforts. For a second I read her body language as if she was going to stop me, then I must've done something right because she relaxed, crossed her legs on top of my back and pulled me in, LOL. Pretty sure she came at least once. Then on to some 69. Very nice BBBJ from her. If I haven't been seeing so many beautiful women lately that do prolonged amazing BBBJ I might've lost it there, but fortunately was able to enjoy it for a while without spilling.

Finally we were ready for the main event. I double-checked with her that ass fucking was going to happen, to which she agreed with a romantic "ok, give me the money". I laid down the last $100 (first $200 were collected when I got in). She asked for pussy first, and you don't have to ask me twice. We went for a bit in standing mish and doggy, and the view is certainly spectacular. Then I gently probed her ass with a lubed up finger (she was totally opened up already) and proceeded to practice what ancient Greeks taught us to do. She took it no problem, no pain I observed (I look for that and will stop if I need to), and even seemed to enjoy herself.

After a couple of positions (doggy and mish) she tapped out but offered her gorgeous mouth as a receptacle for my swimming buddies. I couldn't say no to that offer. It was enjoyable of course and didn't take too long. I don't think she swallowed for me, hard to tell as she was sitting turned away from me while working on my little friend. At least some of it seemed to have gone onto a tissue, but at least she didn't rush out of the room clenching her mouth like she was going to throw up, LOL. She took it like a champ.

Afterwards she complemented me on being "very strong" (translation. Took a long time to come regardless of her best efforts) and said she came 4, no, 5 times! Convincing acting, I appreciated her effort. She even stopped to think like she was counting all the Os, LOL. My guess is once in DATY, maybe twice at most. It was sweet of her to complement me like that of course. Like I said, she seems like a sweet girl, we just didn't really vibe. I would've been willing to put in some work with this one if there weren't other choices where the chemistry is basically instant.

Once again, lonely solo shower for me and time to go. Angela didn't even stay in the room, but I was happy to see she changed into the much described sexy black dress. Very definitely a "fuck me" dress that shows her off in the best possible way. Very short in the front (basically just below her crotch) while nice and long in the back (I'm guessing that's what mongers use as the "handle" they describe). I can see how fucking her in that dress would be a turn on. Sadly she didn't wear it for me. Not that it made her amazing body less attractive. And yeah, her body looks 100% natural to silly naive me. She doesn't look like those blow-up doll girls with nasty huge asses and nasty huge tits. She is perfectly proportioned. So if she is manmade, bravo the surgeon.

I was out of the door at about an hour mark. No complaints about the session length or the fee from me. Notice, I did pre-book. I have a theory that mongers with appointments may receive ever so slightly better treatment than random walk-ins off of the street. She had no clue I write reviews and didn't ask me for one.

Enjoy her boys. Fuck doll she definitely is. I will probably give her another try eventually. Right now I am back to repeating with Hailey. As a matter of fact, I had my sixth appointment with Hailey scheduled for later that day and it was just as good as all prior five. I'm not repeating with anyone else while Hailey is here. Angela has plenty of takers though so I don't think she'll miss my attention.

[CSnow]

Where is this JM place I keep reading about.

https://www.rubmaps.ch/massage-jm-ma...ttle-wa-251942#review-4075564.

[LundonFrog]

Angela was booked back-to-back, so I didn't get to see her. Although she stopped in during my session to talk to Judy and let me play with her ass. She is a smokeshow, so I will have to return.

At first I was disappointed because I didn't get to see Angela. Judy quickly turned things around for me though.

Looks:

- Her face isn't my type. Very natural look. If she put on makeup, I think she could prove me wrong though.

- What stood out is that this girl is TALL. Honestly, that is what got me to stay. She stands at 5'7" and I'm into tall women. The idea of fucking someone like a volleyball player is sorta my fantasy.

- Body type slim with B cups. Not much of an ass.

Service: this girl knows her foreplay.

- Started off with an oil massage. I was honestly surprised. Most of my visits here go straight into DFK and the action after handing the $$. But I wasn't about to complain. It was a decent massage, nothing erotic until.

- Out of nowhere, she pulls apart my cheeks and starts eating my asshole. WHOA, was not expecting that. Not cleaning, wiping beforehand. She's moaning and going to town. 5 minutes of her flicking that tongue around and everything below it as well. I thought I wasn't into receiving assplay, but I learned today that I am.

- She turns me around and comes face to face with me and gives me a deeeep french kiss. I'm talking deeeeeeep. Lots of swirling and sucking with me I'm reciprocating. The girls here know how to make out, and I love it.

- She works her way down at flicks her tongue all around my cock and balls. I'm not big on theatrics, but she gives enough stimulation to keep you throbbing. She works her way into a solid BBBJ and gets on the bed to let me eat her out too. She's got some beautiful big pussy lips that I took pleasure in eating.

- On goes the hat and she slides my cock in, and we make out for another 5 minutes just enjoying the sensation of being connected. Eventually she starts riding me in CG.

- We switch it up few times in doggy and missionary so I can get a good look at her body while I pound her, and I finish in the bag in mish.

Closing thoughts:

- Would recommend seeing at least once! Don't be afraid to try her out if Angela is busy.

- Great foreplay. If she was down to give me just an hour of that, I would've been very happy.

- Cons: it felt a bit fast, but not rushed. But that may have been on me because I was quite eager. If you control the session, I think you don't have to worry about that at all.

[LukeVista]

Coco: Probably mid 30's, c tits, small ass, dirty blonde hair, slim body.

Session: Short massage with oil that was rushed, great Tuma / BBBJ / HJ / pm combo, daty, couple minutes of cfs but then she said she wanted to have me CIM instead, and then that was it 30 minutes. Rushed me out and said sorry next time longer. Probably had another appointment but didn't see anyone coming in after I left.

Dropped by Tokyo this morning to check out the lineup. Didn't stay for massage.

Ella was busy but was greeted by Mia. I think she might actually be Coco as reported earlier but using a different name. She fits the same description.

5'2", slim petite (couldn't tell bust / ass size), dirty blond volumous med-length hair, pronounced eyebrows and cheekbones. She kind of has this pin-up model look to her. She was friendly but seemed confused and disappointed that I wasn't staying. Place was not busy.

Sounds like Heidi / happy / summer is no longer there. Just FYI for those planning a visit. I think Ella still sounds like my pick. Might stop by tonight after the game Go Hawks!

[Gamper]

Can confirm the coughing. Chose not to kiss.

Made an appointment at BJ, showed up and was escorted to a room by Lulu (Who I wanted to see). They forgot about me, and I fell asleep! Hailey came in and was surprised. I wanted to see Lulu, but she was busy. Hailey was a fun time, but a bunch of crazy guys came in so it cut the massage down.

Would probably repeat with Lulu.

[Drumr]

I found myself in Shoreline about 45 minutes early for a movie at Cinebarre. It was back / biceps day at the gym earlier, so I took the opportunity to stop at nearby Meridian for a massage. Was greeted by Tina. She's a tall-ish (5'6" shapely MILF with an attractive smile and friendly demeanor. I let her know that I only had time for a half hour (50). Gave her the cash made myself comfortable, face down on the table. She returned and gently ran a soft finger from my ankle to my ass crack. I was really only expecting a solid massage and was pleasantly surprised by the sensual attention. The massage proceeded and was a reasonable effort. Near the end, she made a strong play in my asschecks and achieved insertion. She worked her magic there, then finally asked me to turn over. After a couple of cursory compliments from her, she oiled up both hands and proceeded with a stellar HJ / PM combo to completion with OTC roaming. She never stopped for negotiations or haggling, just a smooth uninterrupted flow of events. I got the full half hour, tipped 30 and made it to the movie in time for most of the previews. All in all, a very enjoyable and unexpected experience.

[StlNumb1]

Sorry it happened to you dude. I am not going to defend the shop, it's inexcusable. I probably would've walked out but I totally get staying for another hot chick after you drove a long way.

The only thing I can say is that it's not normal for them and I always have gotten the girl I booked. Hope they treat you better next time.

Welcome to the forum. Thank you for contributing with a detailed review. Those of us than can read and write at higher than elementary school level appreciate it. Most reviews end up being 'I come, I see pussy, I fuck pussy, good pussy, Tonto happy!' LOL. Joking of course, no disrespect meant to anyone.

Where is this JM place I keep reading about.

[StuntDriver]

And put on a greek goddess dress that you can grab on while you fuck her in doggie. An upgrade that I never realized would make such a difference is a grab handle on a girls back while you fuck her in standing doggie. I felt like a child riding a rollercoaster for the first time grabbing the handle and having the time of his life.

If you like that, grab the hand towel from the pillow or a large one in the room, put it around her waist, bend her into dg then hold onto each end of the towel and pull like handles as you thrust.

When I really want to pound, that's my go to.

[Snooby]

Went to Blue Jade. Funny hearing some guy trying to pay them with Apple Pay. LOL. Saw them escort him out on the cams. I met both girls and really couldn't see past the rack on Eva. Her tits are ENORMOUS although surgically augmented a little. They still look and feel mostly natural. They're great although she wouldn't let me use lUber during the tit-job and was visibly worried I would bust on her face. The rest of the service was fine. Nothing special. I would for sure recommend though because the chest is so good.

Also both girls were coughing quite a bit and are probably down with the flu or something. Overall not my greatest experience but 100% would repeat and would recommend for the ta-tahs. I just within could get a proper tit job. I'll try again.

Good luck fellas.

[DizzyGrunt]

Sorry to hear you didn't get your girl and got shorted on time. I was planning to stop by this weekend for Ella but if they're back to $$ . 6 or will short you for $$ then no thanks, will go elsewhere. Seems like they drop it to $$ temporarily when enough folks complain but eventually jack it back up. That said, I've always paid $$ . 6 there, but will do my part to hold the line (and not let little-head do the thinking).

Good stuff! Ella sounds like a fun time. Was it $$ or $$ . 6 for you, and how long?

No offense taken I always tend to write too much like a novel. Will try to keep it more concise and add a TL: DR at the top. I've enjoyed reading all your reviews!

$$, asked for an hour, finished in 45, could have stayed longer if I did massage but I wanted to dip out right away and I usually do after the shot and fast clean up. Keep in mind I had to wait for a bit.

[LukeVista]

Sorry it happened to you dude. I am not going to defend the shop, it's inexcusable. I probably would've walked out but I totally get staying for another hot chick after you drove a long way.

The only thing I can say is that it's not normal for them and I always have gotten the girl I booked. Hope they treat you better next time.

Welcome to the forum. Thank you for contributing with a detailed review. Those of us than can read and write at higher than elementary school level appreciate it. Most reviews end up being 'I come, I see pussy, I fuck pussy, good pussy, Tonto happy!' LOL. Joking of course, no disrespect meant to anyone.

Thanks! I've enjoyed all your reviews too. I'll find a better balance for mine. This was a rather long one with a Rant + Review combined. Glad to hear scheduling errors are not typical at JM. I'll give them another shot later this month.

[Manager9]

And put on a greek goddess dress that you can grab on while you fuck her in doggie. An upgrade that I never realized would make such a difference is a grab handle on a girls back while you fuck her in standing doggie. I felt like a child riding a rollercoaster for the first time grabbing the handle and having the time of his life.

All things that Angela does plus my thumb in her ass while fucking her. We ended with standing masturbation, my fingers in her pussy while she jerks me off and CIM at the end. I was a bit exhausted from all the poundng. 10/10 as always. She goes back to China next month so fuck her and live your fantasy.

I saw a new girl while leaving, maybe Judy was her name, but I don't remember because Angela was the only thing on my mind. She was as tall as Yuki, A / B cups and pretty.