Massage Parlor Reports

[Ss8988]

Does anybody know if there is currently any thick or big titty girls at any of the shops right now?

TIA.

[HouseFriedRice]

Booker gave me a code for my appointment but it wasn't checked upon arrival. Appointment still started mostly on time. Minimal massage provided before a very sensual TS. She's no spinner, but I was able to appreciate her HWP body and ample tits. Back in the room she used hot water in her mouth for a full body cat bath. It's a nice sensation, though I think I could've gone with less of it as she was pretty thorough.

TUMA, mish, DATY, prone to finish. She seemed pretty worked up after DATY so when I was giving it to her in prone she told me not to stop and of course I popped soon after. She asked if I wanted to stay longer, but I had other errands to run. It didn't stop her from getting another cover and getting on top of me, and even though I was only semi-hard she rode me for a few minutes like that and she seemed to enjoy herself but I don't know how much pleasure she actually got since I wasn't stiff. That was the most aggressive attempt by a provider to get a second round out of me, and even though nothing came of it it was still hot!

Would recommend and would see her again if not for the traffic. Enjoy!

[LukeVista]

On a quick visit here a good monger buddy recommended that I try this spot out and couldn't stop praising Vicky. Since we had similar taste, I knew I had to check her out. Easy setup through text, When I reached my destination, I was shown to my room till Vicky came in. She gave me a hug once she entered. The first thing I noticed was her dazzling smile. She greeted me wearing light blue lingerie. We chatted briefly through the translator app before we went to the bathroom. While showering.

Vick was fun and bubbly, I would put her in the mid 20's range, about 5'5. 120 lbs ish?? I'm not really good at telling weight. But she had a nice set of C's.

What was the HF + Tip? And did you txt the main number on google search? Been wanting to check out this spot.

[BXbbf]

On a quick visit here a good monger buddy recommended that I try this spot out and couldn't stop praising Vicky. Since we had similar taste, I knew I had to check her out. Easy setup through text, When I reached my destination, I was shown to my room till Vicky came in. She gave me a hug once she entered. The first thing I noticed was her dazzling smile. She greeted me wearing light blue lingerie. We chatted briefly through the translator app before we went to the bathroom. While showering.

Vick was fun and bubbly, I would put her in the mid 20's range, about 5'5. 120 lbs ish?? I'm not really good at telling weight. But she had a nice set of C's.

After the shower, we returned to the room. We started with standing DFK, then moved to the bed for foreplay. She's skilled with her tongue, licking from nipples to thighs, very enjoyable. She simultaneously gave me a handjob while licking my balls, and when she started BBBJ, it suddenly got intense, with a lot of saliva, strong suction. It felt like she was slurping noodles with loud sounds. After the BBBJ, she put on the condom and started riding. Initially slow, then picking up pace. Later, we switched to my favorite position, missionary. She likes to moan to the rhythm of my trust. As I was about to climax, she got louder and her kitty got more grippy, After finishing, I was sweating like it was raining, and she kindly got me a bottle of water.

There were about 15 minutes left. I felt I couldn't manage a second round, so I asked her to give me a massage till time was up. Vicky is a sweet girl and She's really good at accommodating the customer's needs.

[Saegen]

Glad you enjoyed her. I've seen her 6 times already and I can't get enough of her. Mentally I understand of course that a lot of it is play-acting. Emotionally she makes me feel so good that I don't really care, LOL. She makes me feel so wanted every time I see her that it's hard for me to stay away LOL.

That's the right number. It was likely just scheduler's English. It's imperfect if she doesn't use a translator. She also might have been trying to be careful with an unknown number. Once she knows your number it's not a problem. She is the most responsive and reliable scheduler IMHO and will send you pictures of new girls as they switch over.

Too bad you didn't get to experience their table shower. There is nothing else like that in Seattle AFAIK. Hope you have another chance to give that place a try.

Okay, I think I will probably try them whenever the hankering comes back. Never had a TS before. Appreciate the confirmation. I am so used to the response being something like "X why Z working today, no busy, come over" that it shook me LOL. Plus I was already half set on giving Hailey a try, which I'm glad I did.

[JMirage]

I found myself in Shoreline about 45 minutes early for a movie at Cinebarre. It was back / biceps day at the gym earlier, so I took the opportunity to stop at nearby Meridian for a massage. Was greeted by Tina. She's a tall-ish (5'6" shapely MILF with an attractive smile and friendly demeanor. I let her know that I only had time for a half hour (50). Gave her the cash made myself comfortable, face down on the table. She returned and gently ran a soft finger from my ankle to my ass crack. I was really only expecting a solid massage and was pleasantly surprised by the sensual attention. The massage proceeded and was a reasonable effort. Near the end, she made a strong play in my asschecks and achieved insertion. She worked her magic there, then finally asked me to turn over. After a couple of cursory compliments from her, she oiled up both hands and proceeded with a stellar HJ / PM combo to completion with OTC roaming. She never stopped for negotiations or haggling, just a smooth uninterrupted flow of events. I got the full half hour, tipped 30 and made it to the movie in time for most of the previews. All in all, a very enjoyable and unexpected experience.

Was 30 a typ-o, or you never planning on going back? Sounds like a great time, I sort of forgot about that place, went once, and from what I remember it wasn't bad. I think I got directed there from their store on 99 that was busy.

[CSnow]

I made my first visit to Blue Jade in order to check her out on Friday. It was farther out of the way by quite a bit but the buzz was hard to ignore.

Glad you enjoyed her. I've seen her 6 times already and I can't get enough of her. Mentally I understand of course that a lot of it is play-acting. Emotionally she makes me feel so good that I don't really care, LOL. She makes me feel so wanted every time I see her that it's hard for me to stay away LOL.

Random aside, I also tried booking with JM earlier that day bc it was closer for where I was going to be. Is the google phone number correct? I asked about availability and whether they did 4 hands and just got "You can try. " back, it was kinda weird. Or maybe I was looking at the wrong place.

That's the right number. It was likely just scheduler's English. It's imperfect if she doesn't use a translator. She also might have been trying to be careful with an unknown number. Once she knows your number it's not a problem. She is the most responsive and reliable scheduler IMHO and will send you pictures of new girls as they switch over.

Too bad you didn't get to experience their table shower. There is nothing else like that in Seattle AFAIK. Hope you have another chance to give that place a try.

[CSnow]

A got a couple of PMs asking me if Angela went bare for me. It was confusion caused by the fact that I mentioned PSE and then never explicitly mentioned CFS.

It was all covered. Covered FS and covered anal.

I did get some BBBJ and it was very good.

Now that I'm thinking about it, I'm not sure the finale was BBBJCIM. As I mentioned in my review, she was turned away from me blocking my dick with her body. Then she spit something into a tissue she had ready. I thought it was a part of my load but it may have been cleverly applied cover. No, I'm not sure that's what it was and not accusing her of that. But I didn't get the finale other guys reported where she took it looking at them and opened her mouth to show she swallowed every drop. So YMMV finale for sure.

Having said that, I will repeat she is gorgeous, overall I enjoyed the session, and I do recommend her. I'm just trying to be accurate in my review. Hope it answers questions and doesn't stir more controversy, LOL. We all know everything in this hobby is YMMV.

[Saegen]

I made my first visit to Blue Jade in order to check her out on Friday. It was farther out of the way by quite a bit but the buzz was hard to ignore.

Random dump of my session:

She really is great. Made me feel welcomed from the start with a very nice shower session- lots of teasing, rubbing, kissing. Best shower I've had with a provider even outside of an AMP.

TUMA, BBBJ, 69, ACG, RCG, Mish into popping in the bag. She has an excellent sense of time and spent a really long time tonguing me in the back, and we parted ways just a few minutes over the hour.

Her cat bath is so good, I got shivers.

She did this whole thing with the BJ where she had me in tabletop pose and came in on her back from underneath, really hot.

I assume it was a performance but really enjoyed how she bucked her hips during 69, made me feel like a boss LOL.

She must be a kegel champion, the PIV felt incredible. Easily my #1.

Random aside, I also tried booking with JM earlier that day bc it was closer for where I was going to be. Is the google phone number correct? I asked about availability and whether they did 4 hands and just got "You can try. " back, it was kinda weird. Or maybe I was looking at the wrong place.

[CSnow]

We are just spoiled the Hailey-style, "you are the only man in the world" treatment. Fortunately Angela knows me, asks for me, and I get a not-just-a-customer treatment from her. But with Lulu I got the same high quality treatment you describe, just no special vibe, hard for us to complain but we do! LOL.

All that said, I see many guys bragging about greek with complete skanks. Greek with a goddess like Angela? At that price? You have to be kidding.

I'm back from Thailand soon with some new tricks to teach Angela and the other girls. Monger on!

I didn't for my review to come out bitchy, Karen-style, LOL, I swear.

To reiterate the good parts: Angela is fucking gorgeous. The service was very good. She delivered everything she promised with a smile and at a reasonable price. Really I have nothing serious to complain about and I highly recommend her. Her beauty alone makes her worth seeing.

The things that didn't work for me, like.

- she didn't take an erotic shower with me.

- she didn't kiss me much.

- she didn't make me feel like the only man in her life, LOL.

Sounds silly and petty in comparison.

Yes, I did get very spoiled by others girls that do all of them for me in every session. That most definitely doesn't reflect badly on Angela. She's great. Hope she gets more visits from my review. She 100% deserves the business. I personally would repeat with her and recommend her 100%.

[KrDoggy]

We are just spoiled the Hailey-style, "you are the only man in the world" treatment. Fortunately Angela knows me, asks for me, and I get a not-just-a-customer treatment from her. But with Lulu I got the same high quality treatment you describe, just no special vibe, hard for us to complain but we do! LOL.

All that said, I see many guys bragging about greek with complete skanks. Greek with a goddess like Angela? At that price? You have to be kidding.

I'm back from Thailand soon with some new tricks to teach Angela and the other girls. Monger on!

TL; DR.

Body 10/10, Face 10/10, Service 7.5/10, Attitude 8/10. BBBJ, DATY, DATO, FIA, Standing Mish, Doggy, then Greek in the same positions. BBBJCIM to finish.

Damage: $300 total for 1 hour, including extra $100 for the Greek.

Recommended? 100%.

WIR? Quite likely, but only after Hailey leaves town, LOL.

Greek is YMMV depending on your dick size (her words) and maybe other factors? If she says no, be proud of having a huge dick. I *did* have to ask, I wasn't offered.

Review.

I heard a lot about the fuck doll Angela, and considering she's an ATF for quite a few mongers had to see what all the hoopla is about. Also the fact that she offers Greek (YMMV) is a plus. It's something I try once or twice a year, though don't go out of my way for it. One of the hottest providers in the area being open to it deserved an investigation, LOL.

Booked the day before for the first appointment of the day. Vaguely mentioned scheduler that I am interested in her "extra service" I've heard of "from a friend". Some girls need to be ready for it (extra clean, very light meal or no meal, maybe pre-stretch, etc.). I kept it vague of course. I did say I would want to see her regardless.

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Enjoy her boys. Fuck doll she definitely is. I will probably give her another try eventually. Right now I am back to repeating with Hailey. As a matter of fact, I had my sixth appointment with Hailey scheduled for later that day and it was just as good as all prior five. I'm not repeating with anyone else while Hailey is here. Angela has plenty of takers though so I don't think she'll miss my attention.

[LeftForDawn]

From what I can gather, this store wants to keep a low profile. I get it. Nicer neighborhood, newish store, etc. I'll respect their request to only say publicly is that I enjoy visiting this spot, the girls are beautiful and enthusiastic, parking is good, every visit is unique, blah blah blah and your mileage may vary. Various levels of fun may be available for the discerning gentleman and there are a number of very predictable things you can probably do to maximize your mileage. Good hygiene, clean clothes, non-threatening vibe, not asking a lot of detailed (therefore suspicious) questions, etc. I hate posts that say "DM for more details" but because I don't want to get blacklisted by this AMP, I'm not going to post more details.

You probably already know everything you need to know in order to pop two Benjis in your pocket and have a positive experience with no further help from anyone else. But feel free to DM if you still want more info or want to know what I think will help get maximum mileage at this YMMV shop.

Hobby safe!

Stopped by will say the location is good, nice building and inside is good. Asked for an hour and was told 70 $ the girl who greeted me was wika. Dry massage at first followed by oil. Some teasing here and there. Flip comes and she asks what I want. I ask for a very thing and hand remaining of $$. She says no, $$ is minimum house fee is separate and maybe she would take 1. 8, I said nah everywhere else is $$ for all. She said okay I'll just do massage. Gave a head / scalp massage and I left. It's a nice place and wika is cute slim with Bs and a small but jiggly booty. I'd say not a rec if the pricing is like this.

Maybe they think that's good pricing because of the nice area it's in. Idk but I'd say there is better do a much better price.

[Strong1954]

Wiki, at least that is the name she gave me. Told me she was 25 years old and three girls work here. All are young Chinese ladies. She was the only one I met yesterday afternoon. She is a thin spinner with small tits. Her massage was ok.

Long full, slow, strokes with oil from my back, buttocks and legs. Kept asking if it was ok. To my neck and my feet to my buttocks or all the way to my head. She is playful placing her pussy right in my hand while massaging eagerly accepting my soft rubbing. As she oiled my inner thighs, she began to brush against the boys. I lifted up and she played with my undercarriage. About 40 minutes in the hot towel came. I was thinking too soon, but to my surprise I was not rushed.

She placed the cover on and began a CBJ. It was a little toothy for me. After a few minutes of that she mounted me for RCG. Eventually switched to CG. She was willing for me to do DATY, but she had a Bush and I prefer clean shaven, so I declined. She asked me to fuck her and I honored her request in the MISH position. We continued that for some time then I ask to go back to her riding me.

She put on another cover and went to town with another round of CBJ. She did her best for me to finish, but I told her to go back to riding me. She did and finally I shot my load. She cleaned me up and then went to shower. When she returned she told me to just lay down and relax. Nap if I wanted to. It was actually over my hour but she was nice about it.

There were two mongers that entered just ahead of me. I rang the doorbell and the door opened. The two Hispanic men were still in the lobby discussing how long they wanted. Wiki told me later they only went for 30 minutes and they had left. When I left the other two girls were busy again.

Wiki was very nice. Looks 7, massage 7, but she did not offer any DFK or kissing except when she kissed on my nipples. She might not be your beauty queen so, keep an open mind and appreciate how cool and genuinely caring she is and you'll have a good time.

I do plan to return so I can meet the other girls. It is closer to where I live than Shanghai and Best.

[StuntDriver]

A lot has been said about Ella. Some of it by me. She's an absolute goddess. But somehow she made me feel like she was worshipping me for the entirety of my visit.

I hobby to collect memories and experiences. And my visit during the Hawks game was uninterrupted and will remain a memory I hold onto for a long time. I wasn't rushed at all.

I don't feel like rattling through the activity list. Just assume that if you like it, she'll like it, and she is amazing at it. FS always covered, of course.

Looks, body, face, hair, style, vibe, all perfect for me. She has one of the prettiest faces I've seen. An absolute 10 on looks, body, and service.

I am thinking about asking her how much she makes in a month, then offer to match it if I can take her on a month long vacation. I'm certain I'd think back on that month on my death bed.

Other girl is Coco. Summer going back to Lotus I think.

But this is about Ella and Ella is special. She's the sweetest most angelic "naughty girl" I know.

If you let this month pass without meeting her, you need your head checked.

[CSnow]

TL; DR.

Body 10/10, Face 10/10, Service 7.5/10, Attitude 8/10. BBBJ, DATY, DATO, FIA, Standing Mish, Doggy, then Greek in the same positions. BBBJCIM to finish.

Damage: $300 total for 1 hour, including extra $100 for the Greek.

Recommended? 100%.

WIR? Quite likely, but only after Hailey leaves town, LOL.

Greek is YMMV depending on your dick size (her words) and maybe other factors? If she says no, be proud of having a huge dick. I *did* have to ask, I wasn't offered.

Review.

I heard a lot about the fuck doll Angela, and considering she's an ATF for quite a few mongers had to see what all the hoopla is about. Also the fact that she offers Greek (YMMV) is a plus. It's something I try once or twice a year, though don't go out of my way for it. One of the hottest providers in the area being open to it deserved an investigation, LOL.

Booked the day before for the first appointment of the day. Vaguely mentioned scheduler that I am interested in her "extra service" I've heard of "from a friend". Some girls need to be ready for it (extra clean, very light meal or no meal, maybe pre-stretch, etc.). I kept it vague of course. I did say I would want to see her regardless.

Showed up a couple minutes late and was the only person there (refreshing). Tall older woman showed me in (MMS or possibly Judy someone just reviewed? Then moved me to the back room when I mentioned an appointment with Angela. Angela walked in shortly in the "yoga instructor" leggings and top. 100% agree with everything said about her appearance. Absolutely beautiful girl, both face and body. I guess I am naive, I would not have guessed a lot of it is man-made. I just thought her mama made her perfect LOL and the gym helped. Everyone describes her as "curvy" which is what some fat girls like to call themselves. Fear not, absolutely amazing Playboy Bunny body. Legs, ass, breast, abs, you couldn't really wish for anything better than what that girl has. She is fairly tall for a Chinese girl, I'm guessing 5'5"? Plus / minus of course.

She was friendly enough. I mean it was our first time meeting so I guess you can't expect instant connection, but we definitely didn't click on the level I click with some of the girls (Sindy, Hailey, other GFE service queens). It was a nice PSE but very far from GFE for me.

I will get a few things out of the way. I had hard time giving her service a numerical grade, and it's not what I normally do. I chose 7. 5 because the service was both very good yet fairly far from perfect. 7 seemed too low objectively, 8 seemed too high subjectively. Service is always a huge huge YMMV.

I asked for a shower, and was shown to it but she didn't join me. I even asked "would you join me", she said "sure" and walked away with a smile. So solo showers for me both before and after. I've been getting spoiled by the shower play at Best, Blue Jade and JM, so that was a pretty disappointing way to start. Especially when I straight up asked her. -1 point.

Kissing. She does DFK, but we did it for like 5 seconds at the beginning of the session only. Very nice but that was it. I kissed her and she was happy to kiss back, but she never kissed me herself. That's a big part of a session for me, and was a bit of a letdown. Again, compared to GFE kissing queens like Hailey and Sindy, definitely -1 point for me. I know it's another huge YMMV in this game. Yes, I brushed my teeth and used mouthwash, including immediately before the appointment. I also had nothing to eat that morning so there wouldn't be weird food smell or food stuck in my teeth god forbid. I mean I do my part.

The last -0.5 points is hard to defend objectively. I always felt like we were rushing to a destination rather than enjoying the journey. To be fair, she never straight up told me "hurry up and finish". With some girls there is that relaxed feeling of just being all over each other like the time doesn't even matter. With Angela I was definitely mindful that we were on the clock. She did give me my full hour, more or less. I'm not going to split hairs. And finally, yeah, I also very much "felt like a customer" to quote KrDoggy. I mean obviously I am. We all know it's P4 P. While she was always friendly, that's as far as we got. Pretty much zero chemistry (real or pretend) of any kind. Many girls do much better at pretend.

Now to the good parts. As I said, it was a very nice PSE experience and I 100% recommend her to every monger here. She is gorgeous. She is willing. It was a good session. I just got spoiled by a few GFE service queens we have here. But I still enjoyed my time with Angela.

She wanted me to lay down first, but I took charge and asked her to lay down instead. Went down for DATY, was surprised by ever so slight hint of a smell (another reason I like girls showering with me), but it went away quickly (I guess I licked it off? LOL). DATO was fortunately perfect. Her ass was 100% perfectly clean and I could tell she likely pre-stretched. She seemed to have enjoyed my efforts. For a second I read her body language as if she was going to stop me, then I must've done something right because she relaxed, crossed her legs on top of my back and pulled me in, LOL. Pretty sure she came at least once. Then on to some 69. Very nice BBBJ from her. If I haven't been seeing so many beautiful women lately that do prolonged amazing BBBJ I might've lost it there, but fortunately was able to enjoy it for a while without spilling.

Finally we were ready for the main event. I double-checked with her that ass fucking was going to happen, to which she agreed with a romantic "ok, give me the money". I laid down the last $100 (first $200 were collected when I got in). She asked for pussy first, and you don't have to ask me twice. We went for a bit in standing mish and doggy, and the view is certainly spectacular. Then I gently probed her ass with a lubed up finger (she was totally opened up already) and proceeded to practice what ancient Greeks taught us to do. She took it no problem, no pain I observed (I look for that and will stop if I need to), and even seemed to enjoy herself.

After a couple of positions (doggy and mish) she tapped out but offered her gorgeous mouth as a receptacle for my swimming buddies. I couldn't say no to that offer. It was enjoyable of course and didn't take too long. I don't think she swallowed for me, hard to tell as she was sitting turned away from me while working on my little friend. At least some of it seemed to have gone onto a tissue, but at least she didn't rush out of the room clenching her mouth like she was going to throw up, LOL. She took it like a champ.

Afterwards she complemented me on being "very strong" (translation. Took a long time to come regardless of her best efforts) and said she came 4, no, 5 times! Convincing acting, I appreciated her effort. She even stopped to think like she was counting all the Os, LOL. My guess is once in DATY, maybe twice at most. It was sweet of her to complement me like that of course. Like I said, she seems like a sweet girl, we just didn't really vibe. I would've been willing to put in some work with this one if there weren't other choices where the chemistry is basically instant.

Once again, lonely solo shower for me and time to go. Angela didn't even stay in the room, but I was happy to see she changed into the much described sexy black dress. Very definitely a "fuck me" dress that shows her off in the best possible way. Very short in the front (basically just below her crotch) while nice and long in the back (I'm guessing that's what mongers use as the "handle" they describe). I can see how fucking her in that dress would be a turn on. Sadly she didn't wear it for me. Not that it made her amazing body less attractive. And yeah, her body looks 100% natural to silly naive me. She doesn't look like those blow-up doll girls with nasty huge asses and nasty huge tits. She is perfectly proportioned. So if she is manmade, bravo the surgeon.

I was out of the door at about an hour mark. No complaints about the session length or the fee from me. Notice, I did pre-book. I have a theory that mongers with appointments may receive ever so slightly better treatment than random walk-ins off of the street. She had no clue I write reviews and didn't ask me for one.

Enjoy her boys. Fuck doll she definitely is. I will probably give her another try eventually. Right now I am back to repeating with Hailey. As a matter of fact, I had my sixth appointment with Hailey scheduled for later that day and it was just as good as all prior five. I'm not repeating with anyone else while Hailey is here. Angela has plenty of takers though so I don't think she'll miss my attention.