Massage Parlor Reports

[LukeVista]

Coco: Probably mid 30's, c tits, small ass, dirty blonde hair, slim body.

Session: Short massage with oil that was rushed, great Tuma / BBBJ / HJ / pm combo, daty, couple minutes of cfs but then she said she wanted to have me CIM instead, and then that was it 30 minutes. Rushed me out and said sorry next time longer. Probably had another appointment but didn't see anyone coming in after I left.

Dropped by Tokyo this morning to check out the lineup. Didn't stay for massage.

Ella was busy but was greeted by Mia. I think she might actually be Coco as reported earlier but using a different name. She fits the same description.

5'2", slim petite (couldn't tell bust / ass size), dirty blond volumous med-length hair, pronounced eyebrows and cheekbones. She kind of has this pin-up model look to her. She was friendly but seemed confused and disappointed that I wasn't staying. Place was not busy.

Sounds like Heidi / happy / summer is no longer there. Just FYI for those planning a visit. I think Ella still sounds like my pick. Might stop by tonight after the game Go Hawks!

[Gamper]

Can confirm the coughing. Chose not to kiss.

Made an appointment at BJ, showed up and was escorted to a room by Lulu (Who I wanted to see). They forgot about me, and I fell asleep! Hailey came in and was surprised. I wanted to see Lulu, but she was busy. Hailey was a fun time, but a bunch of crazy guys came in so it cut the massage down.

Would probably repeat with Lulu.

[Drumr]

I found myself in Shoreline about 45 minutes early for a movie at Cinebarre. It was back / biceps day at the gym earlier, so I took the opportunity to stop at nearby Meridian for a massage. Was greeted by Tina. She's a tall-ish (5'6" shapely MILF with an attractive smile and friendly demeanor. I let her know that I only had time for a half hour (50). Gave her the cash made myself comfortable, face down on the table. She returned and gently ran a soft finger from my ankle to my ass crack. I was really only expecting a solid massage and was pleasantly surprised by the sensual attention. The massage proceeded and was a reasonable effort. Near the end, she made a strong play in my asschecks and achieved insertion. She worked her magic there, then finally asked me to turn over. After a couple of cursory compliments from her, she oiled up both hands and proceeded with a stellar HJ / PM combo to completion with OTC roaming. She never stopped for negotiations or haggling, just a smooth uninterrupted flow of events. I got the full half hour, tipped 30 and made it to the movie in time for most of the previews. All in all, a very enjoyable and unexpected experience.

[StlNumb1]

Sorry it happened to you dude. I am not going to defend the shop, it's inexcusable. I probably would've walked out but I totally get staying for another hot chick after you drove a long way.

The only thing I can say is that it's not normal for them and I always have gotten the girl I booked. Hope they treat you better next time.

Welcome to the forum. Thank you for contributing with a detailed review. Those of us than can read and write at higher than elementary school level appreciate it. Most reviews end up being 'I come, I see pussy, I fuck pussy, good pussy, Tonto happy!' LOL. Joking of course, no disrespect meant to anyone.

Where is this JM place I keep reading about.

[StuntDriver]

And put on a greek goddess dress that you can grab on while you fuck her in doggie. An upgrade that I never realized would make such a difference is a grab handle on a girls back while you fuck her in standing doggie. I felt like a child riding a rollercoaster for the first time grabbing the handle and having the time of his life.

If you like that, grab the hand towel from the pillow or a large one in the room, put it around her waist, bend her into dg then hold onto each end of the towel and pull like handles as you thrust.

When I really want to pound, that's my go to.

[Snooby]

Went to Blue Jade. Funny hearing some guy trying to pay them with Apple Pay. LOL. Saw them escort him out on the cams. I met both girls and really couldn't see past the rack on Eva. Her tits are ENORMOUS although surgically augmented a little. They still look and feel mostly natural. They're great although she wouldn't let me use lUber during the tit-job and was visibly worried I would bust on her face. The rest of the service was fine. Nothing special. I would for sure recommend though because the chest is so good.

Also both girls were coughing quite a bit and are probably down with the flu or something. Overall not my greatest experience but 100% would repeat and would recommend for the ta-tahs. I just within could get a proper tit job. I'll try again.

Good luck fellas.

[DizzyGrunt]

Sorry to hear you didn't get your girl and got shorted on time. I was planning to stop by this weekend for Ella but if they're back to $$ . 6 or will short you for $$ then no thanks, will go elsewhere. Seems like they drop it to $$ temporarily when enough folks complain but eventually jack it back up. That said, I've always paid $$ . 6 there, but will do my part to hold the line (and not let little-head do the thinking).

Good stuff! Ella sounds like a fun time. Was it $$ or $$ . 6 for you, and how long?

No offense taken I always tend to write too much like a novel. Will try to keep it more concise and add a TL: DR at the top. I've enjoyed reading all your reviews!

$$, asked for an hour, finished in 45, could have stayed longer if I did massage but I wanted to dip out right away and I usually do after the shot and fast clean up. Keep in mind I had to wait for a bit.

[LukeVista]

Sorry it happened to you dude. I am not going to defend the shop, it's inexcusable. I probably would've walked out but I totally get staying for another hot chick after you drove a long way.

The only thing I can say is that it's not normal for them and I always have gotten the girl I booked. Hope they treat you better next time.

Welcome to the forum. Thank you for contributing with a detailed review. Those of us than can read and write at higher than elementary school level appreciate it. Most reviews end up being 'I come, I see pussy, I fuck pussy, good pussy, Tonto happy!' LOL. Joking of course, no disrespect meant to anyone.

Thanks! I've enjoyed all your reviews too. I'll find a better balance for mine. This was a rather long one with a Rant + Review combined. Glad to hear scheduling errors are not typical at JM. I'll give them another shot later this month.

[Manager9]

And put on a greek goddess dress that you can grab on while you fuck her in doggie. An upgrade that I never realized would make such a difference is a grab handle on a girls back while you fuck her in standing doggie. I felt like a child riding a rollercoaster for the first time grabbing the handle and having the time of his life.

All things that Angela does plus my thumb in her ass while fucking her. We ended with standing masturbation, my fingers in her pussy while she jerks me off and CIM at the end. I was a bit exhausted from all the poundng. 10/10 as always. She goes back to China next month so fuck her and live your fantasy.

I saw a new girl while leaving, maybe Judy was her name, but I don't remember because Angela was the only thing on my mind. She was as tall as Yuki, A / B cups and pretty.

[LukeVista]

Just got back from Tokyo and boy has nothing changed there. Came in looking for Ella or Summer but actually pulled Coco. Session itself wasn't bad but got rushed out after 30 minutes. For me personally I don't think I'll be back for a while. Too many other shops that give you the full hour for $$ so what's the point. Texted mgmt about it all they said was sorry. Tried to get clarification on their pricing / hour structure but seemed like they didn't want to commit to anything.

Sorry to hear you didn't get your girl and got shorted on time. I was planning to stop by this weekend for Ella but if they're back to $$ . 6 or will short you for $$ then no thanks, will go elsewhere. Seems like they drop it to $$ temporarily when enough folks complain but eventually jack it back up. That said, I've always paid $$ . 6 there, but will do my part to hold the line (and not let little-head do the thinking).

Just came back from Tokyo, I generally never ask for name because I don't go as often nowadays. Opened the door and at first I didn't like what I saw. An old lady led me to wait in the room for about 30 minutes, then one dude coming in waited about 15 minutes and left LOL. Later Ella came in nude, introduced herself and apologized.

Wished but I never had Monica, but the reviews are pretty spot on with blond bobcut, cat ears, pretty face, slim body and great english. She is total GFE DFK since we were kissing practically the whole time, might be the good customer service talking but she asked where I learned how to kiss her down below as well as above. Standard service from an AMP but wow is she aggressive in being vocal and kept pushing for me to go faster and harder. All signs I like because I believe she enjoys sex while having fun. She also says she's here all month and offers a massage before or after the dream.

Good stuff! Ella sounds like a fun time. Was it $$ or $$ . 6 for you, and how long?

What's up with these wall of text posts, there has been a few of them, is it AI generated ctrl +c and ctrl + v or smth? Imo don't rlly care for which way the toilet flushes LOL. It's a joke, not meant to offend anyone.

No offense taken I always tend to write too much like a novel. Will try to keep it more concise and add a TL: DR at the top. I've enjoyed reading all your reviews!

[WhyNot96]

Just got back from Tokyo and boy has nothing changed there. Came in looking for Ella or Summer but actually pulled Coco. Session itself wasn't bad but got rushed out after 30 minutes. For me personally I don't think I'll be back for a while. Too many other shops that give you the full hour for $$ so what's the point. Texted mgmt about it all they said was sorry. Tried to get clarification on their pricing / hour structure but seemed like they didn't want to commit to anything.

Coco: Probably mid 30's, c tits, small ass, dirty blonde hair, slim body.

Session: Short massage with oil that was rushed, great Tuma / BBBJ / HJ / pm combo, daty, couple minutes of cfs but then she said she wanted to have me CIM instead, and then that was it 30 minutes. Rushed me out and said sorry next time longer. Probably had another appointment but didn't see anyone coming in after I left.

*This post if fictional and for entertainment purposes only.

[DizzyGrunt]

If we are talking Tokyo Spa Monica that was here in July, that's a high praise indeed. She was the only one for me anywhere close to GFE that Hailey provides.

Monica had zero English though and had to use translator for such basic phrases like "one more time" and "you like having sex with me". Which is why I am making sure we are talking about the same Monica LOL. Hope we are.

Neither of the recent Ella's reviews mentioned kissing. Is she not into that? Nice long DFK make out is the only thing that makes me feel that GFE connection with the girl.

Sounds like you had great time regardless.

Just came back from Tokyo, I generally never ask for name because I don't go as often nowadays. Opened the door and at first I didn't like what I saw. An old lady led me to wait in the room for about 30 minutes, then one dude coming in waited about 15 minutes and left LOL. Later Ella came in nude, introduced herself and apologized.

Wished but I never had Monica, but the reviews are pretty spot on with blond bobcut, cat ears, pretty face, slim body and great english. She is total GFE DFK since we were kissing practically the whole time, might be the good customer service talking but she asked where I learned how to kiss her down below as well as above. Standard service from an AMP but wow is she aggressive in being vocal and kept pushing for me to go faster and harder. All signs I like because I believe she enjoys sex while having fun. She also says she's here all month and offers a massage before or after the dream.

[Syu425]

Susu at Shanghai: staying for the month of January.

F:6. 5.

B: 7.

S: 10.

A: 10.

Susu is an absolute gem and provides one hell of a service. She is tall, slender, and look to be in her 30's. She have some resemblance of Lucy Liu. As for her service provide, lfk, will toss salad, excellent BBBJ skills, and her kitty is tight. I will be back next week to see her because she said she was willing to expand her menu to BBBJCIM and msog, provide I give her a tip. Dmg $$.

[CSnow]

JM -- Came for Chanel (got double booked), stayed for WeiWei

Greetings Gents! First post here. I am relatively new to the hobby and have been reading all the helpful reviews, tips, and detailed stories here over the last few monthHuges. thank you to all the Senior members for their contributions and guidance. I have been to Tokyo numerous times as it is closest to me, but have also checked out Blue Jade, JM, and a few smaller shops around the area. Some of my reviews are also posted on AMP Reviews.

So this was my first visit to JM. I made plans to see Chanel here after seeing her a few times at Tokyo (as Jojo). Simply put, she is incredible as others have mentioned, ticks all of my boxes and a definite repeat in my book.

Sorry it happened to you dude. I am not going to defend the shop, it's inexcusable. I probably would've walked out but I totally get staying for another hot chick after you drove a long way.

The only thing I can say is that it's not normal for them and I always have gotten the girl I booked. Hope they treat you better next time.

Welcome to the forum. Thank you for contributing with a detailed review. Those of us than can read and write at higher than elementary school level appreciate it. Most reviews end up being 'I come, I see pussy, I fuck pussy, good pussy, Tonto happy!' LOL. Joking of course, no disrespect meant to anyone.

[IstlFun]

Greetings Gents! First post here. I am relatively new to the hobby and have been reading all the helpful reviews, tips, and detailed stories here over the last few months. Huge thank you to all the Senior members for their contributions and guidance. I have been to Tokyo numerous times as it is closest to me, but have also checked out Blue Jade, JM, and a few smaller shops around the area. Some of my reviews are also posted on AMP Reviews.

What's up with these wall of text posts, there has been a few of them, is it AI generated ctrl +c and ctrl + v or smth? Imo don't rlly care for which way the toilet flushes LOL. It's a joke, not meant to offend anyone. Jokes aside, tldr monger showed up during busy time as always, waited in kitchen (15 mins or so) then got bait and switch to a new girl. Monger was nice enough to put up with those shenanigans and had a good time with the new girl. Weiwei.

Thanks for the report though, normally i would bailed out, i don't have the time for those shenanigans. Planning a trip to there this weekend hopefully the foot traffic won't be so bad.