Massage Parlor Reports

[StlNumb1]

Sorry it happened to you dude. I am not going to defend the shop, it's inexcusable. I probably would've walked out but I totally get staying for another hot chick after you drove a long way.

The only thing I can say is that it's not normal for them and I always have gotten the girl I booked. Hope they treat you better next time.

Welcome to the forum. Thank you for contributing with a detailed review. Those of us than can read and write at higher than elementary school level appreciate it. Most reviews end up being 'I come, I see pussy, I fuck pussy, good pussy, Tonto happy!' LOL. Joking of course, no disrespect meant to anyone.

Where is this JM place I keep reading about.

[StuntDriver]

And put on a greek goddess dress that you can grab on while you fuck her in doggie. An upgrade that I never realized would make such a difference is a grab handle on a girls back while you fuck her in standing doggie. I felt like a child riding a rollercoaster for the first time grabbing the handle and having the time of his life.

If you like that, grab the hand towel from the pillow or a large one in the room, put it around her waist, bend her into dg then hold onto each end of the towel and pull like handles as you thrust.

When I really want to pound, that's my go to.

[Snooby]

Went to Blue Jade. Funny hearing some guy trying to pay them with Apple Pay. LOL. Saw them escort him out on the cams. I met both girls and really couldn't see past the rack on Eva. Her tits are ENORMOUS although surgically augmented a little. They still look and feel mostly natural. They're great although she wouldn't let me use lUber during the tit-job and was visibly worried I would bust on her face. The rest of the service was fine. Nothing special. I would for sure recommend though because the chest is so good.

Also both girls were coughing quite a bit and are probably down with the flu or something. Overall not my greatest experience but 100% would repeat and would recommend for the ta-tahs. I just within could get a proper tit job. I'll try again.

Good luck fellas.

[DizzyGrunt]

Sorry to hear you didn't get your girl and got shorted on time. I was planning to stop by this weekend for Ella but if they're back to $$ . 6 or will short you for $$ then no thanks, will go elsewhere. Seems like they drop it to $$ temporarily when enough folks complain but eventually jack it back up. That said, I've always paid $$ . 6 there, but will do my part to hold the line (and not let little-head do the thinking).

Good stuff! Ella sounds like a fun time. Was it $$ or $$ . 6 for you, and how long?

No offense taken I always tend to write too much like a novel. Will try to keep it more concise and add a TL: DR at the top. I've enjoyed reading all your reviews!

$$, asked for an hour, finished in 45, could have stayed longer if I did massage but I wanted to dip out right away and I usually do after the shot and fast clean up. Keep in mind I had to wait for a bit.

[LukeVista]

Sorry it happened to you dude. I am not going to defend the shop, it's inexcusable. I probably would've walked out but I totally get staying for another hot chick after you drove a long way.

The only thing I can say is that it's not normal for them and I always have gotten the girl I booked. Hope they treat you better next time.

Welcome to the forum. Thank you for contributing with a detailed review. Those of us than can read and write at higher than elementary school level appreciate it. Most reviews end up being 'I come, I see pussy, I fuck pussy, good pussy, Tonto happy!' LOL. Joking of course, no disrespect meant to anyone.

Thanks! I've enjoyed all your reviews too. I'll find a better balance for mine. This was a rather long one with a Rant + Review combined. Glad to hear scheduling errors are not typical at JM. I'll give them another shot later this month.

[Manager9]

And put on a greek goddess dress that you can grab on while you fuck her in doggie. An upgrade that I never realized would make such a difference is a grab handle on a girls back while you fuck her in standing doggie. I felt like a child riding a rollercoaster for the first time grabbing the handle and having the time of his life.

All things that Angela does plus my thumb in her ass while fucking her. We ended with standing masturbation, my fingers in her pussy while she jerks me off and CIM at the end. I was a bit exhausted from all the poundng. 10/10 as always. She goes back to China next month so fuck her and live your fantasy.

I saw a new girl while leaving, maybe Judy was her name, but I don't remember because Angela was the only thing on my mind. She was as tall as Yuki, A / B cups and pretty.

[LukeVista]

Just got back from Tokyo and boy has nothing changed there. Came in looking for Ella or Summer but actually pulled Coco. Session itself wasn't bad but got rushed out after 30 minutes. For me personally I don't think I'll be back for a while. Too many other shops that give you the full hour for $$ so what's the point. Texted mgmt about it all they said was sorry. Tried to get clarification on their pricing / hour structure but seemed like they didn't want to commit to anything.

Sorry to hear you didn't get your girl and got shorted on time. I was planning to stop by this weekend for Ella but if they're back to $$ . 6 or will short you for $$ then no thanks, will go elsewhere. Seems like they drop it to $$ temporarily when enough folks complain but eventually jack it back up. That said, I've always paid $$ . 6 there, but will do my part to hold the line (and not let little-head do the thinking).

Just came back from Tokyo, I generally never ask for name because I don't go as often nowadays. Opened the door and at first I didn't like what I saw. An old lady led me to wait in the room for about 30 minutes, then one dude coming in waited about 15 minutes and left LOL. Later Ella came in nude, introduced herself and apologized.

Wished but I never had Monica, but the reviews are pretty spot on with blond bobcut, cat ears, pretty face, slim body and great english. She is total GFE DFK since we were kissing practically the whole time, might be the good customer service talking but she asked where I learned how to kiss her down below as well as above. Standard service from an AMP but wow is she aggressive in being vocal and kept pushing for me to go faster and harder. All signs I like because I believe she enjoys sex while having fun. She also says she's here all month and offers a massage before or after the dream.

Good stuff! Ella sounds like a fun time. Was it $$ or $$ . 6 for you, and how long?

What's up with these wall of text posts, there has been a few of them, is it AI generated ctrl +c and ctrl + v or smth? Imo don't rlly care for which way the toilet flushes LOL. It's a joke, not meant to offend anyone.

No offense taken I always tend to write too much like a novel. Will try to keep it more concise and add a TL: DR at the top. I've enjoyed reading all your reviews!

[WhyNot96]

Just got back from Tokyo and boy has nothing changed there. Came in looking for Ella or Summer but actually pulled Coco. Session itself wasn't bad but got rushed out after 30 minutes. For me personally I don't think I'll be back for a while. Too many other shops that give you the full hour for $$ so what's the point. Texted mgmt about it all they said was sorry. Tried to get clarification on their pricing / hour structure but seemed like they didn't want to commit to anything.

Coco: Probably mid 30's, c tits, small ass, dirty blonde hair, slim body.

Session: Short massage with oil that was rushed, great Tuma / BBBJ / HJ / pm combo, daty, couple minutes of cfs but then she said she wanted to have me CIM instead, and then that was it 30 minutes. Rushed me out and said sorry next time longer. Probably had another appointment but didn't see anyone coming in after I left.

*This post if fictional and for entertainment purposes only.

[DizzyGrunt]

If we are talking Tokyo Spa Monica that was here in July, that's a high praise indeed. She was the only one for me anywhere close to GFE that Hailey provides.

Monica had zero English though and had to use translator for such basic phrases like "one more time" and "you like having sex with me". Which is why I am making sure we are talking about the same Monica LOL. Hope we are.

Neither of the recent Ella's reviews mentioned kissing. Is she not into that? Nice long DFK make out is the only thing that makes me feel that GFE connection with the girl.

Sounds like you had great time regardless.

Just came back from Tokyo, I generally never ask for name because I don't go as often nowadays. Opened the door and at first I didn't like what I saw. An old lady led me to wait in the room for about 30 minutes, then one dude coming in waited about 15 minutes and left LOL. Later Ella came in nude, introduced herself and apologized.

Wished but I never had Monica, but the reviews are pretty spot on with blond bobcut, cat ears, pretty face, slim body and great english. She is total GFE DFK since we were kissing practically the whole time, might be the good customer service talking but she asked where I learned how to kiss her down below as well as above. Standard service from an AMP but wow is she aggressive in being vocal and kept pushing for me to go faster and harder. All signs I like because I believe she enjoys sex while having fun. She also says she's here all month and offers a massage before or after the dream.

[Syu425]

Susu at Shanghai: staying for the month of January.

F:6. 5.

B: 7.

S: 10.

A: 10.

Susu is an absolute gem and provides one hell of a service. She is tall, slender, and look to be in her 30's. She have some resemblance of Lucy Liu. As for her service provide, lfk, will toss salad, excellent BBBJ skills, and her kitty is tight. I will be back next week to see her because she said she was willing to expand her menu to BBBJCIM and msog, provide I give her a tip. Dmg $$.

[CSnow]

JM -- Came for Chanel (got double booked), stayed for WeiWei

Greetings Gents! First post here. I am relatively new to the hobby and have been reading all the helpful reviews, tips, and detailed stories here over the last few monthHuges. thank you to all the Senior members for their contributions and guidance. I have been to Tokyo numerous times as it is closest to me, but have also checked out Blue Jade, JM, and a few smaller shops around the area. Some of my reviews are also posted on AMP Reviews.

So this was my first visit to JM. I made plans to see Chanel here after seeing her a few times at Tokyo (as Jojo). Simply put, she is incredible as others have mentioned, ticks all of my boxes and a definite repeat in my book.

Sorry it happened to you dude. I am not going to defend the shop, it's inexcusable. I probably would've walked out but I totally get staying for another hot chick after you drove a long way.

The only thing I can say is that it's not normal for them and I always have gotten the girl I booked. Hope they treat you better next time.

Welcome to the forum. Thank you for contributing with a detailed review. Those of us than can read and write at higher than elementary school level appreciate it. Most reviews end up being 'I come, I see pussy, I fuck pussy, good pussy, Tonto happy!' LOL. Joking of course, no disrespect meant to anyone.

[IstlFun]

Greetings Gents! First post here. I am relatively new to the hobby and have been reading all the helpful reviews, tips, and detailed stories here over the last few months. Huge thank you to all the Senior members for their contributions and guidance. I have been to Tokyo numerous times as it is closest to me, but have also checked out Blue Jade, JM, and a few smaller shops around the area. Some of my reviews are also posted on AMP Reviews.

What's up with these wall of text posts, there has been a few of them, is it AI generated ctrl +c and ctrl + v or smth? Imo don't rlly care for which way the toilet flushes LOL. It's a joke, not meant to offend anyone. Jokes aside, tldr monger showed up during busy time as always, waited in kitchen (15 mins or so) then got bait and switch to a new girl. Monger was nice enough to put up with those shenanigans and had a good time with the new girl. Weiwei.

Thanks for the report though, normally i would bailed out, i don't have the time for those shenanigans. Planning a trip to there this weekend hopefully the foot traffic won't be so bad.

[IstlFun]

Is this on top of HF or all in? Can someone also please share the prices for L1 and L2 services for us non-locals.

L1 and L2 includes HF.

[CanaPunter]

Might stir up some controversy with this one, but I believe it is value added to the board and anyone that takes this personally and gets their panties ina bunch is the problem.

$$ for HR FS.

$. 5-6 for HHR FS.

$$$ for HR FS 4 hands.

Anyone paying more was seen as a schmuck and taken for one LOL.

Is this on top of HF or all in? Can someone also please share the prices for L1 and L2 services for us non-locals.

[LukeVista]

Greetings Gents! First post here. I am relatively new to the hobby and have been reading all the helpful reviews, tips, and detailed stories here over the last few months. Huge thank you to all the Senior members for their contributions and guidance. I have been to Tokyo numerous times as it is closest to me, but have also checked out Blue Jade, JM, and a few smaller shops around the area. Some of my reviews are also posted on AMP Reviews.

So this was my first visit to JM. I made plans to see Chanel here after seeing her a few times at Tokyo (as Jojo). Simply put, she is incredible as others have mentioned, ticks all of my boxes and a definite repeat in my book.

I messaged JM in the morning to book an appt with Chanel. Received confirmation from the booker for my timeslot with a 3-digit verification code. I arrived 5 minutes early and while walking up to the shop received another txt confirming my 1 pm with Chanel. When I walked in, I was greeted by WeiWei (maybe was BeiBei? Possibly misheard), informed her of my appt with Chanel and was brought back into the Kitchen to wait. She said Chanel would be a few minutes. So far so good, and my excitement was building up.

A few minutes later, Chanel came in and greeted me. It was so nice to see her again and I was happy that she remembered me (+10 ego points). But then the disappointing news came as she led me to the massage room with the Manager (I presume she was the Manager, wearing a black shirt / pants outfit). It seems Chanel was accidentally double booked for my time slot and would not be able to see me right now -- Super bummed, what a gut-punch. I was rather shocked and disappointed to hear this, as I had received multiple txt confirmations and arrived on time, only to be let down by a 'scheduling error'. Not impressed. They were both apologetic and suggested I see WeiWei instead (I heard 'WeiWei', but it could have been 'BeiBei') Turns out she was the gal that greeted me at the door. I was not thrilled about being offered a backup option and was about to walk out on principle, but decided to stick around since I already made the long drive out here and was ready to rumble.

So onto WeiWei:

She walked in a few moments after, wearing a tight silver dress, smiling, and gave me a few kisses. She is about 5'1", 110 lbs, natural Bs, long silky straight hair, and a pretty heart-shaped face with slight enhancement (IMO). Age estimate Late 20's. Early 30's. She is tiny and petite, but not what I would call a spinner (compared to Chanel). She does have a little extra meat and cushion in some areas but overall a very cute package.

Handed over the standard donation $$ for 1-hr. Started off with a light massage face-down with some chit-chat. Her English is decent, and was surprised to hear she was been in the US only 1-month. As I looked up, I could see a peek of her trimmed kitty from under her skit. After 15 minute massage, her dress came off, showing her petite body and perky b-cups. She was about to start TUMA but I asked her to skip (not my thing). She then offered to take me to the Table Shower, which I've heard was a signature experience and JM and happily accepted.

Walked over the Table shower down the hall and laid down. Fortunately there was plenty of hot water. WeiWei did an excellent Table Shower service, with plenty of soapy nuru slides and some titty / pelvic rubs on rock-hard jr. She moved up for some DFK which was very nice but felt a little too strong with the tongue at times. She then moved down for some nice BBBJ and did this slurping thing with water while sucking jr. Never had that done before and it was a unique sensation.

After 15 minutes of table shower, we headed back to the room to dry off and warm up for the main event. Laid down, she gave me some more BBBJ and DFK, then we switched to 69. Enjoyed some DATY making her squirm a little while she went to town on jr. Her BJ and DT skills are quite good. I probably could have blown right there but did my best to hold out for the main event. Cover came on and started with some ACG. WeiWei's kitty was nice and snug, and kept me on edge. After a few minutes in ACG, WeiWei started to get tired so we switched to some standing mish and went at it for a while. We giggled a few times as we heard some VERY loud action noises coming from the other rooms. The rooms are not exactly sound-proof, but are better than Blue Jade's at least. We then finished up with some intense K9 and Prone Bone, ending with an explosive finish in the bag. We were both sweating at this point and probably in need of another Table Shower.

Quick clean up with a hot towel, got dressed, and gave WeiWei some hugs and kisses on my way out. Good session overall. Table shower was probably the highlight. Everything else felt fairly routine and standard. Honestly I did not get a sense that she was overly excited to see me again. Maybe because she knew I was there for Chanel and ended up being the fallback option. Or maybe my expectations were just too high after all the enthusiastic sessions with Jojo / Chanel last month (I feel spoiled now). In any case, left JM feeling relaxed, but not fully satisfied.

I did follow up with the booker afterwards and she was apologetic again for the scheduling error. Hopefully this was just a one-time thing. I will try booking again later this month, and will be sure to have them double-check scheduling before heading there, otherwise I am preprepared to walk out if this happens again.