Massage Parlor Reports

[CjMcmill]

Why do we continue to go to these places with the bad reviews and overpricing. Seems like everyone thinks they can do better. Big turnoff for me when the girls start haggling, ruins the mood.

Wish the old true AMPs would come back, where you got a table shower, paid your fee and you were done and happy and established a relationship with the girls. I still text and talk to some of the old AMP girls, ever though they are miles away.

Prior to moving to Ohio I lived in Irvine CA population 250,000 and considered one of the safest cities in the country where 30% of the population is Asian. There is no less than 50 FS AMPs open at all times all consistently priced 75 mamasan 100 for service all have showers nothing under a 7/10 mostly Vietnamese. Police are no nonsense but apparently look the other way and focus on real crime. Yes they do raids and close a couple of places never any John's and a week later they reopen. Occasionally maybe a Hispanic usually a 9/10 but never a white girl, unreliable and greedy.

[PissedOffLaxD]

Wish the old true AMPs would come back, where you got a table shower, paid your fee and you were done and happy and established a relationship with the girls. I still text and talk to some of the old AMP girls, ever though they are miles away.

We all wish the AMP's were around. They aren't around so we go where we can, sometimes you get lucky and find a diamond, other times, you get mediocre / poor experiences at high prices. Add pussy to the list of things that isn't getting cheaper.

[Member #7092]

I visited before Christmas. They have signs all over the place about no sexual activity. Gal was mid-40's and okay looking. She had on a tight short sleeve shirt and yoga pants. $50 for the massage which was decent. While I was on my stomach, I started roaming and she didn't stop me. On the flip we negotiated far longer than it should have gone. She wanted $250 for full service. I got her down to $200, which was more than I was willing to pay. I kept negotiating for a BJ, I got her down to $100 for a BJ with top off. BJ did the job but wasn't great and her tits weren't great either.

As others have said proceed with caution because the cops / summit county sheriff patrols the area heavily.

Why do we continue to go to these places with the bad reviews and overpricing. Seems like everyone thinks they can do better. Big turnoff for me when the girls start haggling, ruins the mood.

Wish the old true AMPs would come back, where you got a table shower, paid your fee and you were done and happy and established a relationship with the girls. I still text and talk to some of the old AMP girls, ever though they are miles away.

[Member #7092]

I've never gotten any response from her. If I did, I'd give her a try.

I saw her years ago in canton. She had a nice set of zoomers. Massage was so so. She looks heavier now. Never repeated.

[Txshotz]

These photos have always intrigued me. My schedule has opened up recently and I hope to visit a few more providers.

Has anyone met her or have any information? I mean, look at those cans!

https://skipthegames.com/posts/akron...p/137424323400

I'm going to dogpile on the reviews here just to help reinforce. She is a complete catfish. Totally different person than the add. She's a bridge troll doing a bait and switch. I can't understate how bad of a time I had when I went. I don't think I even finished if I remember correctly.

[Torchkit]

As others have said, she's terrible. She goes by Alauna, tons of bad reviews on here.

She also never posts her own pictures (because she is nasty looking). If that ad is truly by Alauna, she found those pictures somewhere.

[Member #7092]

These photos have always intrigued me. My schedule has opened up recently and I hope to visit a few more providers.

Has anyone met her or have any information? I mean, look at those cans!

https://skipthegames.com/posts/akron...p/137424323400

I like me a nice set of cans too, but when they take pics of not showing the belly, that is a sign of blubber underneath!

[MetalGuru]

As others have said, she's terrible. She goes by Alauna, tons of bad reviews on here.

Thank you.

[Chipper109]

These photos have always intrigued me. My schedule has opened up recently and I hope to visit a few more providers.

Has anyone met her or have any information? I mean, look at those cans!

https://skipthegames.com/posts/akron...p/137424323400

As others have said, she's terrible. She goes by Alauna, tons of bad reviews on here.

[Nautiplay1]

These photos have always intrigued me. My schedule has opened up recently and I hope to visit a few more providers.

Has anyone met her or have any information? I mean, look at those cans!

https://skipthegames.com/posts/akron...p/137424323400

I saw her a year or so ago and it was not good. Pics are nothing like what you will encounter. Massage was less than desirable and didn't want to do HJ because I opted for the hr. The place was a mess too so I bolted out of there before my time was up.

[Jdawg0148]

These photos have always intrigued me. My schedule has opened up recently and I hope to visit a few more providers.

Has anyone met her or have any information? I mean, look at those cans!

https://skipthegames.com/posts/akron...p/137424323400

It's been a couple years since I went to her but when I did she looks nothing like the photos. She is fat and her house smelled bad. She had a bed setup in the living room. The massage was terrible and it was hand job only and it was terrible. I will never go back to her.

[MetalGuru]

These photos have always intrigued me. My schedule has opened up recently and I hope to visit a few more providers.

Has anyone met her or have any information? I mean, look at those cans!

https://skipthegames.com/posts/akron...p/137424323400

[Ran333]

I visited before Christmas. They have signs all over the place about no sexual activity. Gal was mid-40's and okay looking. She had on a tight short sleeve shirt and yoga pants. $50 for the massage which was decent. While I was on my stomach, I started roaming and she didn't stop me. On the flip we negotiated far longer than it should have gone. She wanted $250 for full service. I got her down to $200, which was more than I was willing to pay. I kept negotiating for a BJ, I got her down to $100 for a BJ with top off. BJ did the job but wasn't great and her tits weren't great either.

As others have said proceed with caution because the cops / summit county sheriff patrols the area heavily.

After reading mixed reviews, I thought I should try it. Glad I did! Went this past Saturday morning. I think I was the first customer for the day. First, I was greeted by the cutest 26 year old wearing silk pajamas, no bra. I was happy with her 34 B's. Hugs and kisses right off the bat. Took the hour. Massage started out with very light touch. I find that relaxing. After about 10-15 minutes, she asked what I wanted. I'm usually OK with HJ, but since she looked incredible, I had to go with BJ /69. All uncovered, no less!! After clean up, a little more regular massage. Hour was 70, extras were 120 (of course, she asked for more). For an incredible GFE, it seemed fair. Any place you go now seems to have a revolving door of providers, YMMV.

[PissedOffLaxD]

Can anyone vouche for the uniontown massage?

I visited before Christmas. They have signs all over the place about no sexual activity. Gal was mid-40's and okay looking. She had on a tight short sleeve shirt and yoga pants. $50 for the massage which was decent. While I was on my stomach, I started roaming and she didn't stop me. On the flip we negotiated far longer than it should have gone. She wanted $250 for full service. I got her down to $200, which was more than I was willing to pay. I kept negotiating for a BJ, I got her down to $100 for a BJ with top off. BJ did the job but wasn't great and her tits weren't great either.

As others have said proceed with caution because the cops / summit county sheriff patrols the area heavily.

[Jimmy 5]

Does she have a roommate now or is she still living with grandma?

No room mate seen and Grandma is long departed.

Jimmy: