Massage Parlor Reports

[NotTheFace]

Just wondering if has been by Bamboo in thousand oaks recently. ? Any new talent there or anywhere in Ventura county?

I tried it out on recommendations from here about a month or two ago. Was pretty average to below average compared to what I get from places I'm a regular at. Girl was young and pretty, even though she wasn't wearing makeup. But it was a bog standard rub and tug and the girl was robotic.

[FreeWilly55]

Just wondering if has been by Bamboo in thousand oaks recently. ? Any new talent there or anywhere in Ventura county?

[SimiGuy]

Has anyone gotten the "massage" ads for the motel 6 in thousand oaks. As soon as I text they say nothing about the massage and go straight for the "honey when you coming?" I've heard of house parlors but I've never done a motel session before and it seems sketch.

Hotel girls are hit and miss. I have had good luck there a few times.

[Punker4321]

I have tried to stop by this old spot a couple times over the last few months. Both times had a sign up saying something like "back in a week* but almost two months later and same sign is still up (with very faded ink). Used to be able to get decent FS there but looks to be no more. Was the spot at the end of the strip mall on Ashwood Blvd.

This place has been closed for over a year for sure. I don't remember the gals name or if she went somewhere else, unfortunately.

[Jroll]

I have tried to stop by this old spot a couple times over the last few months. Both times had a sign up saying something like "back in a week* but almost two months later and same sign is still up (with very faded ink). Used to be able to get decent FS there but looks to be no more. Was the spot at the end of the strip mall on Ashwood Blvd.

[NotTheFace]

Has anyone gotten the "massage" ads for the motel 6 in thousand oaks. As soon as I text they say nothing about the massage and go straight for the "honey when you coming?" I've heard of house parlors but I've never done a motel session before and it seems sketch.

If the ad has pictures of photoshopped young Korean girls and it brings you to a Motel 6, you are going to be greeted by a granny in a room that smells like cigarettes.

[Tguffin]

Has anyone gotten the "massage" ads for the motel 6 in thousand oaks. As soon as I text they say nothing about the massage and go straight for the "honey when you coming?" I've heard of house parlors but I've never done a motel session before and it seems sketch.

[HorsePit]

She's still there, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday.

Is she still there? I haven't seen her in a longtime but she was very clean and very sensual.

[FreeWilly55]

Which place has Wendy?

BAMBOO on thousand oaks blvd.

[HorsePit]

Which place has Wendy?

It's hard to believe this place doesn't get more traction on this site. Wendy is incredible!

[FrozenRope]

EasyHome setting the standard for comprehensive area reviews for this under-served geography. We're in between everything on every site; it can be hard to track down ads that apply here. Technically, I count as "Los Angeles" but that is 45 to 60 min away or more. The LA county side is a good place to run an AMP, the only LE action I have heard about in 20+ years was a place owned by someone from Ventura County that got busted by their sheriffs and owned multiple venues. It's tougher on the Ventura County side. In my experience, HE is left alone and chatted up FS is busted, though it might take years. Keep it chill, fellas.

Inserting some items below, mostly non-erotic but I know some folks love the hunt. Good luck, it will almost certainly not happen. But if you actually want a good massage:

After Oro Vita, insert The Dream Massage. This business is legit, but her other business is not. Their name is on Yelp and you can piece it together with other sites. Pretty Latina, excellent therapeutic massage. High rates for the area, but has specials on the legit side. I wouldn't try to cross the streams here. I haven't, but get that vibe. Go solidly one way or the other. Make a deposit, set up an appointment. No walk-ins, in an office building, discreet in that sense.

Still E to W, Li Massage is next. Best legit massage in the Conejo. Private rooms, have showers (you will be lonely). Amazing Asian-style massage, great owner, but she does not fuck around. There will be no funny business at Li Massage. Strip mall, but private, you'll know what I am saying if you see it.

After Body Sculping (or whatever they are now) next is Eden Massage. Strip mall, no back entrance, but no funny business, so it doesn't matter. Can spot it by the guy smoking out front (barf). The ladies are nice, the massage is OK, but the separation is just floor to ceiling sheets, and kind of expansive, so I felt more naked than usual. Asian massage is OK.

Before Relaxation Station is Massage Yini, hard to find in an office building. Legit, upscale business. Expensive, like 120+ per hour. Spa setting for rich locals that don't want to splurge on even more expensive spas around here (there are a million). Great therapeutic / Asian massage, but pricy.

Four Seasons Wellness Center is parallel to Malie Thai. Obviously legit, and you might see a celebrity. Incredibly expensive but an amazing therapeutic spa day if that's your thing.

See my previous posts for discussion of Eternity Massage (before Orion E to W), Zen Day Spa (just W of Bamboo Health), and the Ocean Massage that is literally a block E of Ocean / Seven Oaks.

I saw a recent post in the SFV forum describing his experience at specific MPs and thought I would do the same for the Conejo Valley. Traveling from east to west.

Agoura Hills / Lost Hills:

Being in LA County, the majority of FS places in the valley are in this area, and are, for the most part, discrete.

VIP Massage Calabasas.

Offer Asian and Latinas. FS and not shy about it, don't ask for an hour if you're looking for a rub and tug, they will get mad. Don't expect a good massage from the Latinas, and you will not get your full HH / WH. Negotiation before any service provided. Best CBJ I've had. In a strip mall, no discrete parking / entrance, dark and dingy. Will respond to texts...

[FreeWilly55]

Great set of reviews!! Thank you.

It's hard to believe this place doesn't get more traction on this site. Wendy is incredible!

[HermosaSurfer2]

Any real reviews on Jennifer? Seems to be a lot of BS reviews. Is she worth the trip out there?

That guy who leaves those is a pathetic tweaker. He's been shut down there and so he's taking his frustrations out on a girl there. It'd be funny except for the fact that the reviews he leaves are the kind that will get the place shut down.

[JoeDokes]

Sonny is pretty amazing, great massage, will get nude, DATY, and HJ.

Is she still there? I haven't seen her in a longtime but she was very clean and very sensual.

[HorsePit]

Sonny is pretty amazing, great massage, will get nude, DATY, and HJ.

I'd been here a few times over the years, with Linda being great. Husky voiced and hot, she once had me pop even before the flip. But make sure you know who you're getting, they got me with a bait-and-switch when I dropped in one time recently. Cute little thing managing the front, walked me back to room, I get undressed and they sent a 180# battle axe in for the massage. Massage is pretty good, by the way!