Massage Parlor Reports

[Manager9]

I've been getting such enthusiastic receptions lately I'm a bit spoiled. MMS says Lulu thought I was a "gentleman" (great) and she liked me. I just never really felt it. MMS wants me to go back and will order her to like me but that is kinda horseshit. Prescription for a REALLY bad session.

I'll just blame myself and we can say chemistry. She is pretty awesome as many others are attesting. I'll stick with the girls that convincingly act wild about me. Hailey, Chanel, Happy, Gigi (1st meeting) all did that job and my fragile ego was soothed.

Life is good.

She is definitely reserved and shy at first but turns into one of the best GFEs I have had because she does not need a translator but 1. She needs to know you (maybe like you, IDK) 2. She has not seen too many customers that day LOL. I asked her why she was feeling low during a session and she said 'honestly I am tired because I had too many appointments during the last 3 days'. Except for that 1 session, she has been amazing. That being said, AMPs are always YMMV.

[Snooby]

I've had mixed luck with Moon. A few times I've been there it was outstanding but recently there's been a couple times where I showed up and it wasn't great. Specifically, the last time I went last month, there were no girls available even though I had texted to make an appointment and the MMS said that she was available but couldn't fuck. We negotiated a blow job and she took care of me really well, but that wasn't what I was looking for especially after making an appointment.

This time I texted beforehand and had been told there was a new girl Coco so I decided to come check her out. This is not the same Coco that I have seen before at other places. This one is mid 40's nice big fake rack pretty good body with a large colorful tattoo across the bottom of her belly and a beautiful face.

I didn't have a lot of time so we started the session with a half hour she insisted on $$ even for the half hour, but that was no problem I had planned to spend $$ anyway. Coco is super sweet very nice really attractive and I had a pretty good session. I would guess that she is in her mid 40's.

Since we didn't have a lot of time, we started out quick with the BJ she did her best to try to get me all in her mouth, but I'm a little too big for her. She did spend a good amount of time on Jr. I would say her BJ skills are about 7 out of 10 I was getting close so I laid her on the table and she pulled me on top of her for really good pounding. She doesn't like to have those big tits squeezed too hard but they look really great in the mirror jiggling up and down as you give it to her. We flipped around for a little cowgirl action. I was getting close so then I got on top of her and pounded her until I popped. She cleaned me up good and I was in and out in under 15 minutes, which was exactly what I wanted because I was in a hurry.

I don't think that I'll be back this month. Coco was good and I generally would repeat and moon is very close to me. Super easy to get to however it wasn't exactly what I'm looking for. The overall experience was close to seven or eight out of 10 and I'm hoping for something amazing, especially with all the great reports out there. Overall, I would recommend you go check Coco out moon is generally not very crowded pretty accommodating, but like I said, sometimes a little hit or miss. I have for sure had some of my best sessions there in the past.

Still looking for my big titty deep throat Queen so if anybody has any suggestion, suggestions hit me up.

[OrpheusLyre]

Saw Eva at Blue Jade in Burien. She is Viet and has a nice body, however her hygiene is. Questionable. Mid massage, I opened my eyes to look at the mirror and I caught her picking at her nose?! I thought she would get a tissue or at least sanitize her hands but nope, she wiped it on the sheet and was about to continue the massage until I asked her to wash her hands.

If you decide to see her, I'd recommend lifting your head and watching her if there's ever a long pause LOL.

Other than that, nice body with big natural tits. Massage was mid, but the ending made up for it.

[DoubleJay]

My last post about Liya Kirkland said it was a "level 2" store.

But private messages indicate that if they are comfortable with you, the third level opens up. I have not personally confirmed this, but I trust the source.

I won't be back for a few more days but will go back myself if nobody else beats me.

Could you elaborate on the level ratings? I can assume but I'd like something clear.

Thanks.

[StuntDriver]

My last post about Liya Kirkland said it was a "level 2" store.

But private messages indicate that if they are comfortable with you, the third level opens up. I have not personally confirmed this, but I trust the source.

I won't be back for a few more days but will go back myself if nobody else beats me.

[KrDoggy]

Agree 100% I have gotten hung up (spoiled) by the girls liking me. And its not fair to expect it all the time, happens often enough.

I tried to get across that Lulu is pretty special in my write-up while still conveying my real experience, which was that a girl that knew me well actually got me to nut that day. I'm happy it sparked some good conversation about chemistry.

I won't have the time to devote to Lulu this month, and with what MTT says that means I may miss out on getting to know her better altogether. That is ok, wish her the best.

Let me preface this with I like your reviews and I like that you treat our providers like humans. However I will say that you've been really hung up on getting these girls to like you and I'm sure these girls enjoy seeing you but you also have to realize that they're at work, as well. Now I'm all for making things not feeling like a transaction but I don't want you to feel hurt because the reception you received was not identical to the reception others have received. We all have favorites, likes, and dislikes. It's kind of sad that MMS had to reassure you it's not you, let me tell her to like you more.

It's certainly not you! You're a good customer and you also bring extra gifts. But chemistry happens or doesn't. And not every time. I hope this leads to great future sessions for you and I want you to continue treating all the girls great.

[GeniusCasanova]

I've been getting such enthusiastic receptions lately I'm a bit spoiled. MMS says Lulu thought I was a "gentleman" (great) and she liked me. I just never really felt it. MMS wants me to go back and will order her to like me but that is kinda horseshit. Prescription for a REALLY bad session.

I'll just blame myself and we can say chemistry. She is pretty awesome as many others are attesting. I'll stick with the girls that convincingly act wild about me. Hailey, Chanel, Happy, Gigi (1st meeting) all did that job and my fragile ego was soothed.

Life is good.

Let me preface this with I like your reviews and I like that you treat our providers like humans. However I will say that you've been really hung up on getting these girls to like you and I'm sure these girls enjoy seeing you but you also have to realize that they're at work, as well. Now I'm all for making things not feeling like a transaction but I don't want you to feel hurt because the reception you received was not identical to the reception others have received. We all have favorites, likes, and dislikes. It's kind of sad that MMS had to reassure you it's not you, let me tell her to like you more.

It's certainly not you! You're a good customer and you also bring extra gifts. But chemistry happens or doesn't. And not every time. I hope this leads to great future sessions for you and I want you to continue treating all the girls great.

[FlyingGolfball]

I've been getting such enthusiastic receptions lately I'm a bit spoiled. MMS says Lulu thought I was a "gentleman" (great) and she liked me. I just never really felt it. MMS wants me to go back and will order her to like me but that is kinda horseshit. Prescription for a REALLY bad session.

I'll just blame myself and we can say chemistry. She is pretty awesome as many others are attesting. I'll stick with the girls that convincingly act wild about me. Hailey, Chanel, Happy, Gigi (1st meeting) all did that job and my fragile ego was soothed.

Life is good.

For sure. It took me a couple of visits for her to warm up. I just couldn't give up on her beauty and it paid out in the end.

I had similar experience with other girls with lots of good reviews that didn't hit it up with me for some reasons.

I hear you, man. Keep on mongering.

[CSnow]

Actually caught her early and did not get TUMA, but I realize where her mouth has been. She cleans up between sessions well, like nice girls do.

I do get TUMA from her. I do shower before I go *and* in the shop so the girl can wash me herself the way she likes. Including my asshole. When my appointment starts, my asshole is cleaner than most people's mouth, LOL. And those girls have pretty impeccable hygiene. Once in a while I will hear one of the them deep clearing their mouth and their throat. That part is not a turn on but I know those girls keep themselves clean.

I have zero problem DFKing any of the girls at any time, LOL. The more the better. Especially Hailey.

[KrDoggy]

I've been getting such enthusiastic receptions lately I'm a bit spoiled. MMS says Lulu thought I was a "gentleman" (great) and she liked me. I just never really felt it. MMS wants me to go back and will order her to like me but that is kinda horseshit. Prescription for a REALLY bad session.

I'll just blame myself and we can say chemistry. She is pretty awesome as many others are attesting. I'll stick with the girls that convincingly act wild about me. Hailey, Chanel, Happy, Gigi (1st meeting) all did that job and my fragile ego was soothed.

Life is good.

Dude what happened. ? Just lack of chemistry, or. ?

[FlyingGolfball]

Wish I could have connected with her better.

Dude what happened. ? Just lack of chemistry, or. ?

[KrDoggy]

Wish I could have connected with her better.

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Super sweet girl and the top eye-candy girl of the franchise. If you're looking for a visual stunner that's a literally that cute library girl main character you always see that catches your eye in films, go see Lulu. Not sure when or if she'll be back, she told me she plans on exiting the scene quite soon, this may be the last time we see her in the shops. Don't miss out and treat her well so hopefully she makes one more run before she hangs it up.

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[FlyWaySkyWay]

Might stir up some controversy with this one, but I believe it is value added to the board and anyone that takes this personally and gets their panties ina bunch is the problem.

$$ for HR FS.

$. 5-6 for HHR FS.

$$$ for HR FS 4 hands.

Anyone paying more was seen as a schmuck and taken for one LOL. The rates I gave aren't special rates for regulars nor a bonus for "helping" The shops or girls in any way?

I've been doing this a while all up and down the west coast and all around SE Asia with the ISG boards. Can't compare the two LOL. Hell, can't even compare all the way up here in Seattle to somewhere like San Diego. I'm not one to get girls numbers or even get to know schedulers or the Mamasans. No numbers from the hobby saved in this phone. I go in with $$ for FS for the HR and I get what I want.

Someone made a comment on here about how it was DECADES ago when I said I remember the days of sub $. 6 for the HR FS here in the area. Well, yall must be some real young bucks, cause them days were 2015-2016. Around that time is when tides shifted and prices upped to what they are now. What I'm seeing now is tides shifting again. Providers are asking for more and getting suckers to pay up. Enough suckers pay up, then they won't mind turning away folks like myself they're holding the line at $$ HR FS because I'll be the minority at that point. Hold the damn line. We set the tone, we are the customers, we make the demand.

There's places like magnolia and Tokyo in Renton that have been known to ask for their "house fee" on top of the $$ which has varied for an extra. 4 to. 6. I simply avoid those spots unless there's rant and rave about someone there, then I might go see for myself. Tempted to go visit Tokyo to see if the talk of the matching their rates down to $$ is legit.

My best and really only guesses as to the folks arguing rates and making up reasons to justify themselves Getting suckered, is going into shops with zero confidence like they're new to the hobby. Walk in like you own the place.

That and or its appearance / hygiene. If you look like a slob and smell like one, they'll charge you more. These girls are doorknobs, everyone's getting their turn, yet they clean up and make themselves desirable for the next John, one after the other. Yall can do the same. Don't be stopping in after an 8 hour shift at the factory and expect to pay regular prices.

This is my chest beat of HOLD THE DANG LINEEEEEEE.

Happy and safe mongering fellas! .

[HappyXxx]

Prices are higher in Orlando and Vegas. It's known as the "tourist tax", aka "stupid tax". You should know that living there. Lots of horny (and often drunk) guys from itty bitty towns without AMPs on vacations trying to get away from family for an hour, willing to pay whatever for what they can't get home. You can't compare Seattle prices with Vegas or Orlando.

A different example for you. In Amsterdam, window girls in Red Light district charge 100 euro during the day for a quicky FS (20 minutes or so). At night, in the same exact shops, they charge 300 euro for the same service. Yes, three times as much. I talked to one of the day girls, and she said "I used to work nights and charge a lot more, because most guys will be drunk and don't care how much they pay. I got tired of drunk guys and switched to days. I make less money now but I like it better". (She was a smoking hot blonde Russian girl that said she was 40. My jaw dropped. She looked 25. She was proud to tell me she was 40, she didn't look it at all).

You can't compare prices in one city to prices in another city.

I wasn't really comparing prices. I was simply saying that I have been to Seattle many times and I know many of those girls over there very well because they rotate from Orlando (actually spend most of their time here in Florida) which is what I was saying. The rates that those girls always talk about are the rates all of us other guys are mentioning online which is 200 for a half hour and 260 for the full hour (also I just confirmed what I'm saying with a couple providers currently there now, just in case I was wrong) just simply letting everyone know that everyone's not going to get the $200 hour rate and to not expect that going in the store because that's not their normal pricing. Certain people may get that rate for the reasons I mentioned before, but not everyone will get that same price structure as many others have already mentioned and agreed with. Not trying to get into it, just helping others by letting them know this info because once you start haggling with the girls trying to get them to do something cheaper then they normally charge, it will definitely reflect in the service. I'm sure some if not most will appreciate this info. But for those couple people getting that rate, that's nice!!

[Snowberry88]

Came back to the area to see the two people who like to say they picked me out of a trashcan and adopted me LOL.

Saw this shop name pop up a lot on this forum and very conveniently located near the airport. Texted the number when I landed and asked if Lulu was available. Lulu seemed like my type from what I've read about how pretty and demure she is.

When I arrived, a girl in a red dress opened the door for me, she looked absolutely stunning I asked for her name. It was Lulu and she asked if I had an appointment, which I quickly said yes. I saw another dirty blonde hair girl in a green dress run past, Lulu said her name was Hailey (Read a lot about her, seems fun).

Lulu was about 5'4 on her white cloud slippers, very very pretty face with clean sparkling skin, long black hair, petite slim build, very natural looking with some nice perky B's. She started off with an oil massage, she focused well on my traps that are often tight, she noticed and dug her thumbs in good. Brushing my hands against her thighs, she had no problem with it, and slowly made it up to her kitty, clean shaved with a small pasture on top, very clean girl. We flipped, her dress came off and geez she's a top-shelf girl for sure, puts the girls I've seen down in OC and SD to shame when combined with her gorgeous natural face. A lot of girls these days seem to have some sort of enhancement, but she was all natural which makes her even better.

She gave soldier full attention (pun intended), killer BBBJ and DT action while massaging my taint. I was honestly just happy watching such a beautiful girl go down on me like that, but I wanted that little kitty of hers. Put the safety helmet on, strapped up, and dove straight into the battlefield. She is super tight, took a bit to work the tip in, but once I was in it was go-time. Lulu put her legs around my waist, pulling me deep into enemy territory. We battled back and forth, mish, k9, standing k9, but she won the battle in CG bouncing up and down with intent to send me retreating. Soldier shot out the white flag and returned to safety. Lulu was very attentive and made sure I was completely satisfied the entire time. I asked if I could dine a little bit before the time was up, she laid back and it didn't take long for her kitty to raise the white flag and her needing to retreat from the post-o sensitivity.

Lulu left me smiling and thinking about her still. Honestly thank you for the suggestions and reviews, saw at Maybe This Time review at the beginning of the month that kicked off my interest.

Met Hailey on the way out, she slapped my butt a few times then showed me hers, but I got a thing for Lulu right now and will definitely see her at least once (most likely more) again on my way back to Socal.