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  1. #17162

    Coco starfish lover Q msg

    Still searching for a big natural tata (d, dd) mt this month, greatly appreciate any info. Stopped by Q msg after work, thought coco has a big pair of tata (dd) from the pic, sadly no hers are roughly.
    C cup (mm most likely). Curvy Angela opened the door, love her energy as always once the the door was shut, she grabbed my hands to feel her tata and ass, they're big and nice, but looking for bigger. The place was quiet no need to wait, angela and coco both were available. Going to keep it short and focus on coco's speciality.

    Body: mid 30 ish, long dirty blond hair, c cup, 5. 3 ish, ass (not much of it, angela's better).

    Service: BBBJ, daty, tuma (alot) , rcg, mish, k9, cim, prostate msg.

    Highlight: this girl is very experienced, she loves tuma ALOT, loves the way she never left jr unattended her hands were stroking it whenever (DFK, kissing nipple etc). Was on all four with her checking the oil, she buried her tongue deep in the starfish while with her hands stroking jr, then switched to checking jrswith her mouth (BBBJ) but she slid her finger (covered) into the starfish to msg the prostate. Took a break to flip over jr was rock hard, she continues BBBJ then slid her finger into it again. In rcg was pounding her hard she quietly slid her finger in the starfish again, that made jr even harder to the next level, double sensations made the pounding faster too. Almost in all other positions she would try to msg the prostate whenever if her hands can reach it LOL. Man, this girl loves having her finger in the starfish, but the feeling is awesome.

    Plan: will see her again for sure before the month ends to have her check my oil to drain it completely with her mouth (if she swallows or allow cof that'll be phenomenal) for the new month girls.

    Disclaimer: this is a fictional story, YMMV. Happy hunting and stay safe fellas!

  2. #17161

    Q Coco

    Long time lurker, first time poster. I've been to AMPs in the area around 10 times now, and felt like I should drop my first review of a new provider to the area, Coco at Q massage.

    I pulled up after work after texting and asking if it was busy. When I got there I asked for Angela who I've met before and is one of my favorites. Angela was busy, so I got Coco, a new girl to the area visiting from Vegas.

    She's got a nice pair of natural Cs, and a slim frame with a pretty face. She laid me down for a massage which was honestly awful. She had no technique, and her pressure was always either way too soft, or pushing on my bones. Her service was better, but my timing must have been awful because I got interrupted 4 times, for long intervals. I ended up getting about a 10 minute massage, then around 15 minutes of service spread out over 45 minutes. I was there a full hour, but it was so fragmented I was just waiting to go. I know that busy-ness shouldn't factor into my review of Coco herself, but I've been interrupted before during busy hours and not felt left so high and dry. After the third time she left, she assured she'd make it up to me with an extension of time. It felt like there was just poor management of the clients and time between the two ladies. Every interruption lasted long enough for me to fully"relax" and when she returned for the final time, she basically hammered me out and got me out as fast as possible, forgetting her earlier promise.

    I've learned my lesson I suppose, don't show up after work; everyone has the same idea. I'd love to give Coco another shot, but to be honest this experience just left a bad taste in my mouth and Angela is just better. Business is booming, unfortunately for us, but I suppose fortunately for them.

    TLDR;.

    Face: 6. 5.

    Body: 8.

    Service: 6.

    She feels new to it, but I think she has a lot of potential. She needs practice, but I don't want to be the one to give it to her LOL.

  3. #17160

    Q Coco

    Long time lurker, first time poster. I've been to AMPs in the area around 10 times now, and felt like I should drop my first review of a new provider to the area, Coco at Q massage.

    I pulled up after work after texting and asking if it was busy. When I got there I asked for Angela who I've met before and is one of my favorites. Angela was busy, so I got Coco, a new girl to the area visiting from Vegas.

    She's got a nice pair of natural Cs, and a slim frame with a pretty face. She laid me down for a massage which was honestly awful. She had no technique, and her pressure was always either way too soft, or pushing on my bones. Her service was better, but my timing must have been awful because I got interrupted 4 times, for long intervals. I ended up getting about a 10 minute massage, then around 15 minutes of service spread out over 45 minutes. I was there a full hour, but it was so fragmented I was just waiting to go. I know that busy-ness shouldn't factor into my review of Coco herself, but I've been interrupted before during busy hours and not felt left so high and dry. After the third time she left, she assured she'd make it up to me with an extension of time. It felt like there was just poor management of the clients and time between the two ladies. Every interruption lasted long enough for me to fully"relax" and when she returned for the final time, she basically hammered me out and got me out as fast as possible, forgetting her earlier promise.

    I've learned my lesson I suppose, don't show up after work; everyone has the same idea. I'd love to give Coco another shot, but to be honest this experience just left a bad taste in my mouth and Angela is just better. Business is booming, unfortunately for us, but I suppose fortunately for them.

    TLDR;.

    Face: 6. 5.

    Body: 8.

    Service: 6.

    She feels new to it, but I think she has a lot of potential. She needs practice, but I don't want to be the one to give it to her LOL.

  4. #17159

    Oasis Renton new girl Salsa

    Went in yesterday afternoon, greet by a new girl Salsa. Young Chinese babe, probably twenty eight, nine. Soft black hair in a tight ponytail, big almond eyes, lips full enough to kiss. She wore a little tank top that kept sliding down—yeah, those dark little nipples almost poked right out. Anyway, firm back massage melted my spine in ten. Before I could flip she traced her nails real light across my ass, down the thighs, right between the legs, no contact. Just heat. Flipped, she giggled once, poured oil, started grazing my dick with the back of her hand—real teasing. Then finally grabbed it, pumped slow, twisted at the top, looked straight in my eyes. I busted so fast and she laughed. Solid experience if you are not looking for FS, will return.

  5. #17158

    Hygiene of Chinese girls

    Its fantastic and a big reason why I go to AMPs. Sometime when you are with these girls just take a look at their hands. Always perfectly clean. We get them to do dirty stuff but my experience is they can't wait to be clean ASAP afterwards. Bodes well for the next customer.

    Quote Originally Posted by CSnow  [View Original Post]
    I do get TUMA from her. I do shower before I go *and* in the shop so the girl can wash me herself the way she likes. Including my asshole. When my appointment starts, my asshole is cleaner than most people's mouth, LOL. And those girls have pretty impeccable hygiene. Once in a while I will hear one of the them deep clearing their mouth and their throat. That part is not a turn on but I know those girls keep themselves clean.

    I have zero problem DFKing any of the girls at any time, LOL. The more the better. Especially Hailey.

  6. #17157
    Quote Originally Posted by DoubleJay  [View Original Post]
    Could you elaborate on the level ratings? I can assume but I'd like something clear.

    Thanks.
    If you do look back on his previous post, he says his level 2 is HJ + BJ, but not FS. Not sure why we're still trying to use codes instead of just saying what we mean, but I think level three would be FS.

  7. #17156
    Quote Originally Posted by KrDoggy  [View Original Post]
    I've been getting such enthusiastic receptions lately I'm a bit spoiled. MMS says Lulu thought I was a "gentleman" (great) and she liked me. I just never really felt it. MMS wants me to go back and will order her to like me but that is kinda horseshit. Prescription for a REALLY bad session.

    I'll just blame myself and we can say chemistry. She is pretty awesome as many others are attesting. I'll stick with the girls that convincingly act wild about me. Hailey, Chanel, Happy, Gigi (1st meeting) all did that job and my fragile ego was soothed.

    Life is good.
    She is definitely reserved and shy at first but turns into one of the best GFEs I have had because she does not need a translator but 1. She needs to know you (maybe like you, IDK) 2. She has not seen too many customers that day LOL. I asked her why she was feeling low during a session and she said 'honestly I am tired because I had too many appointments during the last 3 days'. Except for that 1 session, she has been amazing. That being said, AMPs are always YMMV.

  8. #17155

    Moon January Review

    I've had mixed luck with Moon. A few times I've been there it was outstanding but recently there's been a couple times where I showed up and it wasn't great. Specifically, the last time I went last month, there were no girls available even though I had texted to make an appointment and the MMS said that she was available but couldn't fuck. We negotiated a blow job and she took care of me really well, but that wasn't what I was looking for especially after making an appointment.

    This time I texted beforehand and had been told there was a new girl Coco so I decided to come check her out. This is not the same Coco that I have seen before at other places. This one is mid 40's nice big fake rack pretty good body with a large colorful tattoo across the bottom of her belly and a beautiful face.

    I didn't have a lot of time so we started the session with a half hour she insisted on $$ even for the half hour, but that was no problem I had planned to spend $$ anyway. Coco is super sweet very nice really attractive and I had a pretty good session. I would guess that she is in her mid 40's.

    Since we didn't have a lot of time, we started out quick with the BJ she did her best to try to get me all in her mouth, but I'm a little too big for her. She did spend a good amount of time on Jr. I would say her BJ skills are about 7 out of 10 I was getting close so I laid her on the table and she pulled me on top of her for really good pounding. She doesn't like to have those big tits squeezed too hard but they look really great in the mirror jiggling up and down as you give it to her. We flipped around for a little cowgirl action. I was getting close so then I got on top of her and pounded her until I popped. She cleaned me up good and I was in and out in under 15 minutes, which was exactly what I wanted because I was in a hurry.

    I don't think that I'll be back this month. Coco was good and I generally would repeat and moon is very close to me. Super easy to get to however it wasn't exactly what I'm looking for. The overall experience was close to seven or eight out of 10 and I'm hoping for something amazing, especially with all the great reports out there. Overall, I would recommend you go check Coco out moon is generally not very crowded pretty accommodating, but like I said, sometimes a little hit or miss. I have for sure had some of my best sessions there in the past.

    Still looking for my big titty deep throat Queen so if anybody has any suggestion, suggestions hit me up.

  9. #17154

    Eva at Blue Jade

    Saw Eva at Blue Jade in Burien. She is Viet and has a nice body, however her hygiene is. Questionable. Mid massage, I opened my eyes to look at the mirror and I caught her picking at her nose?! I thought she would get a tissue or at least sanitize her hands but nope, she wiped it on the sheet and was about to continue the massage until I asked her to wash her hands.

    If you decide to see her, I'd recommend lifting your head and watching her if there's ever a long pause LOL.

    Other than that, nice body with big natural tits. Massage was mid, but the ending made up for it.

  10. #17153

    Levels?

    Quote Originally Posted by StuntDriver  [View Original Post]
    My last post about Liya Kirkland said it was a "level 2" store.

    But private messages indicate that if they are comfortable with you, the third level opens up. I have not personally confirmed this, but I trust the source.

    I won't be back for a few more days but will go back myself if nobody else beats me.
    Could you elaborate on the level ratings? I can assume but I'd like something clear.

    Thanks.

  11. #17152

    Level 3 reports

    My last post about Liya Kirkland said it was a "level 2" store.

    But private messages indicate that if they are comfortable with you, the third level opens up. I have not personally confirmed this, but I trust the source.

    I won't be back for a few more days but will go back myself if nobody else beats me.

  12. #17151

    Think MMS just wanted a great review

    Agree 100% I have gotten hung up (spoiled) by the girls liking me. And its not fair to expect it all the time, happens often enough.

    I tried to get across that Lulu is pretty special in my write-up while still conveying my real experience, which was that a girl that knew me well actually got me to nut that day. I'm happy it sparked some good conversation about chemistry.

    I won't have the time to devote to Lulu this month, and with what MTT says that means I may miss out on getting to know her better altogether. That is ok, wish her the best.

    Quote Originally Posted by GeniusCasanova  [View Original Post]
    Let me preface this with I like your reviews and I like that you treat our providers like humans. However I will say that you've been really hung up on getting these girls to like you and I'm sure these girls enjoy seeing you but you also have to realize that they're at work, as well. Now I'm all for making things not feeling like a transaction but I don't want you to feel hurt because the reception you received was not identical to the reception others have received. We all have favorites, likes, and dislikes. It's kind of sad that MMS had to reassure you it's not you, let me tell her to like you more.

    It's certainly not you! You're a good customer and you also bring extra gifts. But chemistry happens or doesn't. And not every time. I hope this leads to great future sessions for you and I want you to continue treating all the girls great.

  13. #17150

    Bro

    Quote Originally Posted by KrDoggy  [View Original Post]
    I've been getting such enthusiastic receptions lately I'm a bit spoiled. MMS says Lulu thought I was a "gentleman" (great) and she liked me. I just never really felt it. MMS wants me to go back and will order her to like me but that is kinda horseshit. Prescription for a REALLY bad session.

    I'll just blame myself and we can say chemistry. She is pretty awesome as many others are attesting. I'll stick with the girls that convincingly act wild about me. Hailey, Chanel, Happy, Gigi (1st meeting) all did that job and my fragile ego was soothed.

    Life is good.
    Let me preface this with I like your reviews and I like that you treat our providers like humans. However I will say that you've been really hung up on getting these girls to like you and I'm sure these girls enjoy seeing you but you also have to realize that they're at work, as well. Now I'm all for making things not feeling like a transaction but I don't want you to feel hurt because the reception you received was not identical to the reception others have received. We all have favorites, likes, and dislikes. It's kind of sad that MMS had to reassure you it's not you, let me tell her to like you more.

    It's certainly not you! You're a good customer and you also bring extra gifts. But chemistry happens or doesn't. And not every time. I hope this leads to great future sessions for you and I want you to continue treating all the girls great.

  14. #17149
    Quote Originally Posted by KrDoggy  [View Original Post]
    I've been getting such enthusiastic receptions lately I'm a bit spoiled. MMS says Lulu thought I was a "gentleman" (great) and she liked me. I just never really felt it. MMS wants me to go back and will order her to like me but that is kinda horseshit. Prescription for a REALLY bad session.

    I'll just blame myself and we can say chemistry. She is pretty awesome as many others are attesting. I'll stick with the girls that convincingly act wild about me. Hailey, Chanel, Happy, Gigi (1st meeting) all did that job and my fragile ego was soothed.

    Life is good.
    For sure. It took me a couple of visits for her to warm up. I just couldn't give up on her beauty and it paid out in the end.

    I had similar experience with other girls with lots of good reviews that didn't hit it up with me for some reasons.

    I hear you, man. Keep on mongering.

  15. #17148
    Senior Member


    Posts: 199

    Same here, both before and after

    Quote Originally Posted by KrDoggy  [View Original Post]
    Actually caught her early and did not get TUMA, but I realize where her mouth has been. She cleans up between sessions well, like nice girls do.
    I do get TUMA from her. I do shower before I go *and* in the shop so the girl can wash me herself the way she likes. Including my asshole. When my appointment starts, my asshole is cleaner than most people's mouth, LOL. And those girls have pretty impeccable hygiene. Once in a while I will hear one of the them deep clearing their mouth and their throat. That part is not a turn on but I know those girls keep themselves clean.

    I have zero problem DFKing any of the girls at any time, LOL. The more the better. Especially Hailey.

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