Massage Parlor Reports

[BuckshotWatson]

Rabbitt. Your email inbox is full.

I've been a client and my opinion is none of the photos in the advert are actually her (a photoshopped face inserted).

She is a nice lady, but I decided to not repeat.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

Ditto. I saw her once. I didn't get much of a massage (and she did bring out the percussion machine for a bit), and it was much more about other offerings. I didn't partake in those. She is much larger than the photos, and not in a good way IMHO. Very outgoing and talkative, but not what I'm looking for in a session. Cheers!

[Serpico99]

Longtime Monger here. Haven't posted in well over a decade. But I notice SunStar in Fairfax might be closed and am wondering of any of you guys know what's up? They've been in my rotation off-and-on for a very long time (old timers might remember GILFy June), but for the past 6 or so years I've been seeing Hanna fairly regularly and would be shocked if she up and retired without warning. I recently swapped bat phones so I can't contact her nor could she contact me. Hence I'm posting. I went by twice last week and it was closed (they've never closed in the past). But I figured it was perhaps for the holidays. Although an electric bill was wedged in the door which isn't a good sign. I called today. No answer.

I try not to give out info, but have been around the block to know that the forum likes details. A little info for a return of info. I'll say this. If Hanna does surface. She's a sweet older provider that has the absolute best Kegel control when she cumms that I've ever experienced. There are a few tighter vices out there, but not many like her and she really bears down when she's enjoying it. If they really closed would really want to reconnect with her.

Anyway. Curious if it just closed temporarily or was forced closed? I did notice more traffic there after Ageless Men's health opened right below them. Maybe that or the new law had something to do with it?

You posted that you try to not give out info but you expect others to give out info? LOL Well ok. I do know that Sunstar went the way of the dodo bird a while ago but that's about as much info I'm giving you.

[Proflou2019]

Coco was a favorite and I've found out she has left after many years.

Yeah, Coco gave great service, visited her weekly. Left in October, no idea why or to where, miss her.

Wendy is back after 1. 5 years away, is comparable in service. They also raised prices, was one of the few 60/ hr spots left, now 70. Expected tip also went up from 80 to 100.

Other girl Anna is cute and slender but zero English and massage is at best a 2 out of 5.

Lou.

[DarkKnight300]

I will be traveling to the area to visit family this weekend / early next week and am looking for some local insight. I will be staying on the west side of Arlington cemetery. Just a few streets over from Fort Myer. The reason for this post is that I may not have transportation so I am looking for the closest spot you guys know of to that specific area as I am not familiar with the burb names or the area at all. Senior members can PM or anyone can reply to this post. Thanks from a visiting monger and if anyone is ever in northern Michigan I can share some treats local to me.

[BigMartin]

Couldn't sleep so I made the decision to head out and go to this spa.

Coco gave me some reassurance that she'll do whatever she can to help me sleep. Coco gave me a few breathing pointers to clear my mind as she started massaging me. Coco kept telling me to close my eyes and put all my attention to the different ways she touched me. That tip alone magnified every little detail and touch. I had no idea when, where, or what she will do. In the last remaining moments I feel her intimately leading my hands to her chest. While she is sucking every essence of me. The orgasm was the cherry on the top that I needed. It felt good too having her undivided attention on me.

So was I able to sleep at home?

OMG Yes thanks to the services provided by Breeze Massage for sure.

[Geoffry Goode]

Longtime Monger here. Haven't posted in well over a decade. But I notice SunStar in Fairfax might be closed and am wondering of any of you guys know what's up? They've been in my rotation off-and-on for a very long time (old timers might remember GILFy June), but for the past 6 or so years I've been seeing Hanna fairly regularly and would be shocked if she up and retired without warning. I recently swapped bat phones so I can't contact her nor could she contact me. Hence I'm posting. I went by twice last week and it was closed (they've never closed in the past). But I figured it was perhaps for the holidays. Although an electric bill was wedged in the door which isn't a good sign. I called today. No answer.

I try not to give out info, but have been around the block to know that the forum likes details. A little info for a return of info. I'll say this. If Hanna does surface. She's a sweet older provider that has the absolute best Kegel control when she cumms that I've ever experienced. There are a few tighter vices out there, but not many like her and she really bears down when she's enjoying it. If they really closed would really want to reconnect with her.

Anyway. Curious if it just closed temporarily or was forced closed? I did notice more traffic there after Ageless Men's health opened right below them. Maybe that or the new law had something to do with it?

[Ed Loves Head]

I had a daydream that I went to one of the AMPs I've seen in BP for years. Occasionally they advertise 24 hour service. In Fairfax on the second floor in a complex.

I texted the number and got the address. I showed up and checked out the place. Knocked on the door and was let in.

The girl was attractive but nothing out of the ordinary. Said her name was Yaya. Normal body, maybe in her late 30's or early 40's. Medium length dark brown hair. Chinese. She quoted the standard payment for an hour. I asked for a shower and that started the problems.

"No shower".

Oh come on sweetheart. You really want to do the deed without washing?

"No shower".

So I said no problem, I would prefer to leave. Then grumpy grandma boss came out and let me use some kind of elevated shower in the middle of the kitchen. It took some balancing, but I could do it. I seriously don't understand why these girls would prefer to have sex with dirty unwashed dudes. Also the inside of this place is filthy. Three ladies sitting inside a dingy room all day, you would think someone might want to clean up every now and then. I've been in so many AMPs over the years you can definitely tell which ones are filthy and which ones try to make the place nice and feel comfortable.

I came out of the shower and we started the typical AMP session. Rub rub tease tease. Baby you have a tip for me? I offered the standard 160 for oral and boom boom. She took down the top of her dress. Nice C rack boobies. And proceeded with a very lackluster CBJ. She could barely interest my little guy enough to move on to the boom boom. Then the doorbell started ringing off the hook. For such crummy service this place seems to get a lot of traffic.

Finally we got into missionary on the table and I had her just jerk me off. Pretty disappointing but I didn't want to leave without an orgasm. She was decent enough to give me a hot towel but I knew there was no way I would get a chance to shower. I got dressed and got out of there and grandma boss tried to tell me to call next time. Not likely.

So that's my daydream. I guess some of you may have better luck at that place but for me it was somewhere I never have to go back to. I've had disappointing sessions in all kinds of AMPs but the mixture of crappy facilities, lack of shower, and mediocre service made it someplace I can cross off my list. I've had much better daydreams in other places.

[BubbleBoi402]

This establishment is clearly in decline. Their new lineup consists of two providers: an older Cantonese woman who is a complete pass, and a younger one named Kelly, whom I chose.

Kelly is petite, about 5'3" and no more than 100 lbs, with long dark hair, bangs, and light skin. She has what appeared to be enhanced A-cup breasts (yea, you read it right) and a girl-next-door face that leaned more toward plain than cute. I paid the $70 house fee and a $160 tip upfront. She returned moments later, demanding an extra $40 to make it an even $200. I flatly refused.

The massage was a joke. Clearly no formal training. She spent an inordinate amount of time on some light, teasing touch that did absolutely nothing. On the flip, she gave a basic, toothy BBBJ after a quick wipe-down. She had me sit on the edge of the table for this, which lasted maybe a minute. She then produced a condom and got down to business.

Missionary was her preferred position, and she insisted on it, declining my request to switch. She seemed to enjoy it, but I couldn't get past the overwhelming halitosis. Her dragon breath was foul enough to make me turn my head toward her ear to avoid it, only to be hit with the stench of unwashed hair. It was a massive turn-off.

Needless to say, I couldn't finish. She wouldn't resume the blowjob and attempted to finish me with a lackluster hand job. I left completely unsatisfied and blue-balled, regretting the entire visit. They desperately need to bring back some of their former star talents; the current state is just sad.

[SemenSeeker]

Enjoyed my time with Bibi again. I opted for a shower after the massage which is my new go-to move. Daty / o, and CBJ explosion- took a really long time because of the cover. Anyways, Bibi is great- probably close to 50 with a petite body. Still on my search for a 60+ gilf provider.

[NyHornet]

Coco was a favorite and I've found out she has left after many years. Any of you guys know if she is still working and where.

Thanks and Happy New Year.

[Sex Rohmer]

There's a new spot in Herndon called Sunshine Wellness. It has good parking and is inside a building which is nice for wanting to be inconspicuous. It's clean and roomy and has a nice table shower. There's a Korean girl who works there named Mia and she's worth seeing.

Agreed (except she told me that she's Chinese).

[GolfGod69]

There's a new spot in Herndon called Sunshine Wellness. It has good parking and is inside a building which is nice for wanting to be inconspicuous. It's clean and roomy and has a nice table shower. There's a Korean girl who works there named Mia and she's worth seeing.

[Quieter]

Well, she sounds very nice. I just wish she updated her photos then I would be willing to go see her.

I hope it becomes like a Zombie law. So far, all activities in the holes are proceeding as usual in the area.

[TheRabbit]

Add 75-100 pounds onto her pics. Beef fat, not chicken fat. As in, she's firm, not flabby. But definitely big.

I would prefer a picture that accurately described her rather than a description, please.

[Jubba]

For those who seen Lara Rose, can you find any pictures that give a accurate estimate of what she actually looks like bodywise?

Add 75-100 pounds onto her pics. Beef fat, not chicken fat. As in, she's firm, not flabby. But definitely big.