Massage Parlor Reports

[BubbleBoi402]

This establishment is clearly in decline. Their new lineup consists of two providers: an older Cantonese woman who is a complete pass, and a younger one named Kelly, whom I chose.

Kelly is petite, about 5'3" and no more than 100 lbs, with long dark hair, bangs, and light skin. She has what appeared to be enhanced A-cup breasts (yea, you read it right) and a girl-next-door face that leaned more toward plain than cute. I paid the $70 house fee and a $160 tip upfront. She returned moments later, demanding an extra $40 to make it an even $200. I flatly refused.

The massage was a joke. Clearly no formal training. She spent an inordinate amount of time on some light, teasing touch that did absolutely nothing. On the flip, she gave a basic, toothy BBBJ after a quick wipe-down. She had me sit on the edge of the table for this, which lasted maybe a minute. She then produced a condom and got down to business.

Missionary was her preferred position, and she insisted on it, declining my request to switch. She seemed to enjoy it, but I couldn't get past the overwhelming halitosis. Her dragon breath was foul enough to make me turn my head toward her ear to avoid it, only to be hit with the stench of unwashed hair. It was a massive turn-off.

Needless to say, I couldn't finish. She wouldn't resume the blowjob and attempted to finish me with a lackluster hand job. I left completely unsatisfied and blue-balled, regretting the entire visit. They desperately need to bring back some of their former star talents; the current state is just sad.

[SemenSeeker]

Enjoyed my time with Bibi again. I opted for a shower after the massage which is my new go-to move. Daty / o, and CBJ explosion- took a really long time because of the cover. Anyways, Bibi is great- probably close to 50 with a petite body. Still on my search for a 60+ gilf provider.

[NyHornet]

Coco was a favorite and I've found out she has left after many years. Any of you guys know if she is still working and where.

Thanks and Happy New Year.

[Sex Rohmer]

There's a new spot in Herndon called Sunshine Wellness. It has good parking and is inside a building which is nice for wanting to be inconspicuous. It's clean and roomy and has a nice table shower. There's a Korean girl who works there named Mia and she's worth seeing.

Agreed (except she told me that she's Chinese).

[GolfGod69]

There's a new spot in Herndon called Sunshine Wellness. It has good parking and is inside a building which is nice for wanting to be inconspicuous. It's clean and roomy and has a nice table shower. There's a Korean girl who works there named Mia and she's worth seeing.

[Quieter]

Well, she sounds very nice. I just wish she updated her photos then I would be willing to go see her.

I hope it becomes like a Zombie law. So far, all activities in the holes are proceeding as usual in the area.

[TheRabbit]

Add 75-100 pounds onto her pics. Beef fat, not chicken fat. As in, she's firm, not flabby. But definitely big.

I would prefer a picture that accurately described her rather than a description, please.

[Jubba]

For those who seen Lara Rose, can you find any pictures that give a accurate estimate of what she actually looks like bodywise?

Add 75-100 pounds onto her pics. Beef fat, not chicken fat. As in, she's firm, not flabby. But definitely big.

[Jubba]

Jubba, a very good job on the review. A few comments.

There are similarities and differences between Laura and the services you get at May.

Laura is actually a true CMT licensed with professional massage, equipment. Her body is completely different from the May ladies. She is much bigger giant tits, huge ass.

There is also the fact that she will fuck your brains out after sucking your cock.

The ladies at may give a very good massage, and are very pretty in the way the Chinese ladies can be. They provide a very sensual and teasing happy ending. They are also cheaper.

While different, I enjoy both these services.

Yeah, sorry for any confusion. These are different experiences. I probably should not have compared them. For me, May Wellness has greater value for money. I'm also a miser.

[TheRabbit]

For those who seen Lara Rose, can you find any pictures that give a accurate estimate of what she actually looks like bodywise?

[OldBoomer]

https://rubrankings.com/united-state...ara-29867.html

In my never-ending quest to get my back and neck straightened out (and to bust as many nuts as possible before I die), I went to see Lara. Comms were simple and easy. Arranged for 1 hour for 200. Got there on time. Parking may be an issue, but I got lucky with a visitor spot in front of her building. Otherwise, I'm guessing I would have rolled the dice on the street. She gave me the apartment number and the last name of the owner (which may or may not be her) in case the front desk asked. The woman at the desk did make me sign in, so I just scribbled some gibberish and went up. Door was ajar when I got there. She was wearing nothing but an open jacket with those huge MMs on display. As stated in previous reviews, she is MUCH bigger than her pics. Not quite BBW, but big.

She is talkative, sweet, easygoing. Massage was quite good. Heated table and she used a vibration machine to loosen up some areas before really working them with hands, forearms, and elbows. Really hit the spots that needed it on my shoulders, back, and legs. On the flip, she asked what I wanted and I said anything and everything available. Short HJ and BBBJ and then she asked if I wanted to fuck. I get the impression she wants you to do the work. CFS in mish and K9 on the small futon next to the massage table. Busted in the bag and she cleaned me up. Quick shower, got dressed, and was out the door. I was only there about 50 minutes total, which included undressing, shower, and dressing again, so time was a bit shorted. I didn't really notice until I got back to my car and my back felt pretty good, but still.

I'm undecided on whether I'll repeat or not. May just stick to Mandy or Cindy at May Wellness out in Fairfax.

Jubba, a very good job on the review. A few comments.

There are similarities and differences between Laura and the services you get at May.

Laura is actually a true CMT licensed with professional massage, equipment. Her body is completely different from the May ladies. She is much bigger giant tits, huge ass.

There is also the fact that she will fuck your brains out after sucking your cock.

The ladies at may give a very good massage, and are very pretty in the way the Chinese ladies can be. They provide a very sensual and teasing happy ending. They are also cheaper.

While different, I enjoy both these services.

[TheRabbit]

So there's a new spa in Mc Lean called Wild Kitty Spa and has anyone visited, because with a name like that you know it's going to be an interesting one.

[TheRabbit]

Rabbitt. Your email inbox is full.
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That's odd It shouldn't be full. Try again now.

[PilotAviator]

Well, she sounds very nice. I just wish she updated her photos then I would be willing to go see her.

Rabbitt. Your email inbox is full.

I've been a client and my opinion is none of the photos in the advert are actually her (a photoshopped face inserted).

She is a nice lady, but I decided to not repeat.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[LicknItGood200]

Check out news and media. Might also be some in general reports.

Got a message of a new person here (One Spa). No details or pics!