Massage Parlor Reports

[Geoffry Goode]

Longtime Monger here. Haven't posted in well over a decade. But I notice SunStar in Fairfax might be closed and am wondering of any of you guys know what's up? They've been in my rotation off-and-on for a very long time (old timers might remember GILFy June), but for the past 6 or so years I've been seeing Hanna fairly regularly and would be shocked if she up and retired without warning. I recently swapped bat phones so I can't contact her nor could she contact me. Hence I'm posting. I went by twice last week and it was closed (they've never closed in the past). But I figured it was perhaps for the holidays. Although an electric bill was wedged in the door which isn't a good sign. I called today. No answer.

I try not to give out info, but have been around the block to know that the forum likes details. A little info for a return of info. I'll say this. If Hanna does surface. She's a sweet older provider that has the absolute best Kegel control when she cumms that I've ever experienced. There are a few tighter vices out there, but not many like her and she really bears down when she's enjoying it. If they really closed would really want to reconnect with her.

Anyway. Curious if it just closed temporarily or was forced closed? I did notice more traffic there after Ageless Men's health opened right below them. Maybe that or the new law had something to do with it?

[Ed Loves Head]

I had a daydream that I went to one of the AMPs I've seen in BP for years. Occasionally they advertise 24 hour service. In Fairfax on the second floor in a complex.

I texted the number and got the address. I showed up and checked out the place. Knocked on the door and was let in.

The girl was attractive but nothing out of the ordinary. Said her name was Yaya. Normal body, maybe in her late 30's or early 40's. Medium length dark brown hair. Chinese. She quoted the standard payment for an hour. I asked for a shower and that started the problems.

"No shower".

Oh come on sweetheart. You really want to do the deed without washing?

"No shower".

So I said no problem, I would prefer to leave. Then grumpy grandma boss came out and let me use some kind of elevated shower in the middle of the kitchen. It took some balancing, but I could do it. I seriously don't understand why these girls would prefer to have sex with dirty unwashed dudes. Also the inside of this place is filthy. Three ladies sitting inside a dingy room all day, you would think someone might want to clean up every now and then. I've been in so many AMPs over the years you can definitely tell which ones are filthy and which ones try to make the place nice and feel comfortable.

I came out of the shower and we started the typical AMP session. Rub rub tease tease. Baby you have a tip for me? I offered the standard 160 for oral and boom boom. She took down the top of her dress. Nice C rack boobies. And proceeded with a very lackluster CBJ. She could barely interest my little guy enough to move on to the boom boom. Then the doorbell started ringing off the hook. For such crummy service this place seems to get a lot of traffic.

Finally we got into missionary on the table and I had her just jerk me off. Pretty disappointing but I didn't want to leave without an orgasm. She was decent enough to give me a hot towel but I knew there was no way I would get a chance to shower. I got dressed and got out of there and grandma boss tried to tell me to call next time. Not likely.

So that's my daydream. I guess some of you may have better luck at that place but for me it was somewhere I never have to go back to. I've had disappointing sessions in all kinds of AMPs but the mixture of crappy facilities, lack of shower, and mediocre service made it someplace I can cross off my list. I've had much better daydreams in other places.

[BubbleBoi402]

This establishment is clearly in decline. Their new lineup consists of two providers: an older Cantonese woman who is a complete pass, and a younger one named Kelly, whom I chose.

Kelly is petite, about 5'3" and no more than 100 lbs, with long dark hair, bangs, and light skin. She has what appeared to be enhanced A-cup breasts (yea, you read it right) and a girl-next-door face that leaned more toward plain than cute. I paid the $70 house fee and a $160 tip upfront. She returned moments later, demanding an extra $40 to make it an even $200. I flatly refused.

The massage was a joke. Clearly no formal training. She spent an inordinate amount of time on some light, teasing touch that did absolutely nothing. On the flip, she gave a basic, toothy BBBJ after a quick wipe-down. She had me sit on the edge of the table for this, which lasted maybe a minute. She then produced a condom and got down to business.

Missionary was her preferred position, and she insisted on it, declining my request to switch. She seemed to enjoy it, but I couldn't get past the overwhelming halitosis. Her dragon breath was foul enough to make me turn my head toward her ear to avoid it, only to be hit with the stench of unwashed hair. It was a massive turn-off.

Needless to say, I couldn't finish. She wouldn't resume the blowjob and attempted to finish me with a lackluster hand job. I left completely unsatisfied and blue-balled, regretting the entire visit. They desperately need to bring back some of their former star talents; the current state is just sad.

[SemenSeeker]

Enjoyed my time with Bibi again. I opted for a shower after the massage which is my new go-to move. Daty / o, and CBJ explosion- took a really long time because of the cover. Anyways, Bibi is great- probably close to 50 with a petite body. Still on my search for a 60+ gilf provider.

[NyHornet]

Coco was a favorite and I've found out she has left after many years. Any of you guys know if she is still working and where.

Thanks and Happy New Year.

[Sex Rohmer]

There's a new spot in Herndon called Sunshine Wellness. It has good parking and is inside a building which is nice for wanting to be inconspicuous. It's clean and roomy and has a nice table shower. There's a Korean girl who works there named Mia and she's worth seeing.

Agreed (except she told me that she's Chinese).

[GolfGod69]

There's a new spot in Herndon called Sunshine Wellness. It has good parking and is inside a building which is nice for wanting to be inconspicuous. It's clean and roomy and has a nice table shower. There's a Korean girl who works there named Mia and she's worth seeing.

[Quieter]

Well, she sounds very nice. I just wish she updated her photos then I would be willing to go see her.

I hope it becomes like a Zombie law. So far, all activities in the holes are proceeding as usual in the area.

[TheRabbit]

Add 75-100 pounds onto her pics. Beef fat, not chicken fat. As in, she's firm, not flabby. But definitely big.

I would prefer a picture that accurately described her rather than a description, please.

[Jubba]

For those who seen Lara Rose, can you find any pictures that give a accurate estimate of what she actually looks like bodywise?

Add 75-100 pounds onto her pics. Beef fat, not chicken fat. As in, she's firm, not flabby. But definitely big.

[Jubba]

Jubba, a very good job on the review. A few comments.

There are similarities and differences between Laura and the services you get at May.

Laura is actually a true CMT licensed with professional massage, equipment. Her body is completely different from the May ladies. She is much bigger giant tits, huge ass.

There is also the fact that she will fuck your brains out after sucking your cock.

The ladies at may give a very good massage, and are very pretty in the way the Chinese ladies can be. They provide a very sensual and teasing happy ending. They are also cheaper.

While different, I enjoy both these services.

Yeah, sorry for any confusion. These are different experiences. I probably should not have compared them. For me, May Wellness has greater value for money. I'm also a miser.

[TheRabbit]

For those who seen Lara Rose, can you find any pictures that give a accurate estimate of what she actually looks like bodywise?

[OldBoomer]

https://rubrankings.com/united-state...ara-29867.html

In my never-ending quest to get my back and neck straightened out (and to bust as many nuts as possible before I die), I went to see Lara. Comms were simple and easy. Arranged for 1 hour for 200. Got there on time. Parking may be an issue, but I got lucky with a visitor spot in front of her building. Otherwise, I'm guessing I would have rolled the dice on the street. She gave me the apartment number and the last name of the owner (which may or may not be her) in case the front desk asked. The woman at the desk did make me sign in, so I just scribbled some gibberish and went up. Door was ajar when I got there. She was wearing nothing but an open jacket with those huge MMs on display. As stated in previous reviews, she is MUCH bigger than her pics. Not quite BBW, but big.

She is talkative, sweet, easygoing. Massage was quite good. Heated table and she used a vibration machine to loosen up some areas before really working them with hands, forearms, and elbows. Really hit the spots that needed it on my shoulders, back, and legs. On the flip, she asked what I wanted and I said anything and everything available. Short HJ and BBBJ and then she asked if I wanted to fuck. I get the impression she wants you to do the work. CFS in mish and K9 on the small futon next to the massage table. Busted in the bag and she cleaned me up. Quick shower, got dressed, and was out the door. I was only there about 50 minutes total, which included undressing, shower, and dressing again, so time was a bit shorted. I didn't really notice until I got back to my car and my back felt pretty good, but still.

I'm undecided on whether I'll repeat or not. May just stick to Mandy or Cindy at May Wellness out in Fairfax.

Jubba, a very good job on the review. A few comments.

There are similarities and differences between Laura and the services you get at May.

Laura is actually a true CMT licensed with professional massage, equipment. Her body is completely different from the May ladies. She is much bigger giant tits, huge ass.

There is also the fact that she will fuck your brains out after sucking your cock.

The ladies at may give a very good massage, and are very pretty in the way the Chinese ladies can be. They provide a very sensual and teasing happy ending. They are also cheaper.

While different, I enjoy both these services.

[TheRabbit]

So there's a new spa in Mc Lean called Wild Kitty Spa and has anyone visited, because with a name like that you know it's going to be an interesting one.

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