Massage Parlor Reports

**Gator1961** · 01-05-26 12:46

Made the drive from St Pete and visited Angel at Eastern. First thing I need to say is the drive was a thousand times better than the drive to Orlando. Everything that has been said about Angel on the Sarasota board is true, including the handstand BBBJ. She is hot and she knows it. The only exception is the size of her boobs, which are definitely a man made D cup and very nice. Had a very good time, with the minor complaint that it was too scripted. Angel definitely has a Schtick which she follows religiously. It was lots of fun, but too mechanical for me. I definitely prefer the likes of Angela, Mina, Mona, Sugar, Blue and Kelly to name a few, but I can't deny that I had a great time. No real complaints!

As an FYI, Eastern was hopping from the second I got there at opening time at 9 am. I am surprised it has lasted this long with such heavy traffic in a very nice strip mall. Hope that it does not go the way of Smile and Sunlight in St Pete.

Gator.

**DaddyKong** · 01-05-26 06:12

I have been away from this hobby for a while now but I have been lurking the forums the past few days. I am use to the limited menu at the AMPs in Ohio with just a massage and a handshake. The menus down here are unbelievable, almost too good to be true LOL. I'm looking for something to get my feet wet again before jumping into the full menu. A massage and a handshake or maybe even an L2 would be great. Any help would be appreciated.

P.S.: I use to love visiting new spots and that suspense of not knowing if I'll get lucky or not.

**Robert Wilson** · 01-04-26 12:28

Originally Posted by Absence [View Original Post]

I've reviewed massage now a couple times. The attendant I've met there twice went by yo-yo. She's Korean, fifties, short and stout. Rates and tips were standard. TS, TUMA, CBJ and CFS. This is a good spot to get the lead out. Yo-yo is also a decent massage therapist. She's funny too. I would go more often but I'm always on the hunt.

There are other attendants but I have not met anyone else.

I called today and was told "Yoyo quit".

Not sure if it's true or not but I really want a TUMA today.

Any experience with the other attendant (s)?

**Absence** · 01-02-26 18:55

Sign outside says they will reopen 1/16/25.

**AirTouchOne** · 01-02-26 16:32

Originally Posted by Gator1961 [View Original Post]

I have seen Soda a good number of times myself and it was always a great visit. She always found something new to do that kept it fresh and exciting. One thing that was always the same was the talk, not really dirty, but thrilling to keep the visits fun. One thing she always did was to say that she was my secret girlfriend and how she enjoyed our time together and what we did. I an under no delusion that I was the only one she said this to, but it was always fun and exciting to hear it.

I think I will have to make the trip down to Royal to see her. Thanks for the post and the trip down memory lane.

Gator.

Yep, I made a visit to see Soda in my last visit to FL back in December. I haven't seen Soda for at least 2+ years and yet she still remembered me. We talked a bit and she indicated she gained a few pounds but she still looked good to me. Soda did mention she will be leaving in Feb. Not sure how true that is but maybe someone can confirm this. I won't be back to FL until March.

One more thing I did call to make an appointment. The drive down to Bradenton is a lot better than driving to Orlando.

**Gator1961** · 01-02-26 15:22

Originally Posted by DrWilly [View Original Post]

I've seen Soda a good number of times, (although not recently and not at Royal), going back to her days at Yoshiko, Han River and before (I think). Anyway, with that amazing rack to look at, I've never managed to get my eyes down to her stomach! LOL! ... so she could have giant tats of dancing monkeys and I don't think I would know! And from the backside, she had the most amazingly slim, yet well rounded ass that almost looked like it didn't "fit" along with those giant tits! Yummmmmmmmmm!

She has told me in the past that she is "friends" with not only Joanne, from PT, but also the one and only Momo, the most beautiful girl on the planet (in my opinion). Momo blew town after Han River was busted/shut down (at which time June was arrested), and I've always hoped she would return, like Soda did, but alas, I've not heard a whisper of her whereabouts these days. If anyone gets a chance, ask Soda if she knows what Momo is up to or if she could be convinced to come back to the Bay Area!

I have seen Soda a good number of times myself and it was always a great visit. She always found something new to do that kept it fresh and exciting. One thing that was always the same was the talk, not really dirty, but thrilling to keep the visits fun. One thing she always did was to say that she was my secret girlfriend and how she enjoyed our time together and what we did. I an under no delusion that I was the only one she said this to, but it was always fun and exciting to hear it.

I think I will have to make the trip down to Royal to see her. Thanks for the post and the trip down memory lane.

Gator.

**Dr Willy** · 01-02-26 00:24

Originally Posted by FunGuy2022 [View Original Post]

Met up with Soda. She seems to be a regular at The Royal Spa now. She said she moved and now lives 5 minutes from there. She is an excellent provider and always makes you feel good and cared for. She gained a few pounds since last I saw her a couple of years ago. But looks great. I noticed she had a stomach tattoo. I wonder if it is new. I don't remember it from before. If you like woman with a big rack, she is way bigger than DD, and they appear all natural. She is a sweet lady, so treat her well! Enjoy!

I've seen Soda a good number of times, (although not recently and not at Royal), going back to her days at Yoshiko, Han River and before (I think). Anyway, with that amazing rack to look at, I've never managed to get my eyes down to her stomach! LOL! ... so she could have giant tats of dancing monkeys and I don't think I would know! And from the backside, she had the most amazingly slim, yet well rounded ass that almost looked like it didn't "fit" along with those giant tits! Yummmmmmmmmm!

She has told me in the past that she is "friends" with not only Joanne, from PT, but also the one and only Momo, the most beautiful girl on the planet (in my opinion). Momo blew town after Han River was busted/shut down (at which time June was arrested), and I've always hoped she would return, like Soda did, but alas, I've not heard a whisper of her whereabouts these days. If anyone gets a chance, ask Soda if she knows what Momo is up to or if she could be convinced to come back to the Bay Area!

**FunGuy2022** · 01-02-26 00:13

Met up with Soda. She seems to be a regular at The Royal Spa now. She said she moved and now lives 5 minutes from there. She is an excellent provider and always makes you feel good and cared for. She gained a few pounds since last I saw her a couple of years ago. But looks great. I noticed she had a stomach tattoo. I wonder if it is new. I don't remember it from before. If you like woman with a big rack, she is way bigger than DD, and they appear all natural. She is a sweet lady, so treat her well! Enjoy!

**TexasFox** · 01-01-26 16:03

Originally Posted by IAmMe00 [View Original Post]

What does "She" go by so I know who to ask for?

Only one provider.

**TremontTeddy** · 12-31-25 08:52

Think I saw some activity there this morning. Heard talk of a soft (no pun) opening in 2026.

Gentlemen, start your engines!

**IAmMe00** · 12-31-25 00:08

Originally Posted by TexasFox [View Original Post]

Try blue lakeside. She loves what she does.

What does "She" go by so I know who to ask for?

**TexasFox** · 12-30-25 18:23

Originally Posted by Lovefun101 [View Original Post]

Scanned the reviews and it looks like there are currently no GFE AMPs's open right now?

Try blue lakeside. She loves what she does.

**Lovefun101** · 12-30-25 15:54

Scanned the reviews and it looks like there are currently no GFE AMPs's open right now?

**IAmMe00** · 12-30-25 13:57

Originally Posted by Absence [View Original Post]

I've reviewed massage now a couple times. The attendant I've met there twice went by yo-yo. She's Korean, fifties, short and stout. Rates and tips were standard. TS, TUMA, CBJ and CFS. This is a good spot to get the lead out. Yo-yo is also a decent massage therapist. She's funny too. I would go more often but I'm always on the hunt.

There are other attendants but I have not met anyone else.

Awesome, was thinking of checking that spot out but hadn't seen any recent info about it.

Walks ins okay? She down for CFS most of the time? Asking because I've only been to one other AMP (Body temple, now known as Lily Massage) a few years ago and it was not on the menu that day. Short and stout, huh? How stout? LOL. I'm not picky just curious. And the kitty, any fur?

**Absence** · 12-29-25 11:51

I've reviewed massage now a couple times. The attendant I've met there twice went by yo-yo. She's Korean, fifties, short and stout. Rates and tips were standard. TS, TUMA, CBJ and CFS. This is a good spot to get the lead out. Yo-yo is also a decent massage therapist. She's funny too. I would go more often but I'm always on the hunt.

There are other attendants but I have not met anyone else.

Originally Posted by TremontTeddy [View Original Post]

Most Korean spas in the area operate under those "unstated" rules. They have pretty gals in the dimely lit room. The rate is cheaper then an escort. The business model works for them and their customers.

But if your like me. That gets boring.

And the Chinese Spa with "orlando style extras" was born.

Happy holidays!