Massage Parlor Reports

**Dr Willy** · 01-02-26 00:24

Originally Posted by FunGuy2022 [View Original Post]

Met up with Soda. She seems to be a regular at The Royal Spa now. She said she moved and now lives 5 minutes from there. She is an excellent provider and always makes you feel good and cared for. She gained a few pounds since last I saw her a couple of years ago. But looks great. I noticed she had a stomach tattoo. I wonder if it is new. I don't remember it from before. If you like woman with a big rack, she is way bigger than DD, and they appear all natural. She is a sweet lady, so treat her well! Enjoy!

I've seen Soda a good number of times, (although not recently and not at Royal), going back to her days at Yoshiko, Han River and before (I think). Anyway, with that amazing rack to look at, I've never managed to get my eyes down to her stomach! LOL! ... so she could have giant tats of dancing monkeys and I don't think I would know! And from the backside, she had the most amazingly slim, yet well rounded ass that almost looked like it didn't "fit" along with those giant tits! Yummmmmmmmmm!

She has told me in the past that she is "friends" with not only Joanne, from PT, but also the one and only Momo, the most beautiful girl on the planet (in my opinion). Momo blew town after Han River was busted/shut down (at which time June was arrested), and I've always hoped she would return, like Soda did, but alas, I've not heard a whisper of her whereabouts these days. If anyone gets a chance, ask Soda if she knows what Momo is up to or if she could be convinced to come back to the Bay Area!

**FunGuy2022** · 01-02-26 00:13

Met up with Soda. She seems to be a regular at The Royal Spa now. She said she moved and now lives 5 minutes from there. She is an excellent provider and always makes you feel good and cared for. She gained a few pounds since last I saw her a couple of years ago. But looks great. I noticed she had a stomach tattoo. I wonder if it is new. I don't remember it from before. If you like woman with a big rack, she is way bigger than DD, and they appear all natural. She is a sweet lady, so treat her well! Enjoy!

**TexasFox** · 01-01-26 16:03

Originally Posted by IAmMe00 [View Original Post]

What does "She" go by so I know who to ask for?

Only one provider.

**TremontTeddy** · 12-31-25 08:52

Think I saw some activity there this morning. Heard talk of a soft (no pun) opening in 2026.

Gentlemen, start your engines!

**IAmMe00** · 12-31-25 00:08

Originally Posted by TexasFox [View Original Post]

Try blue lakeside. She loves what she does.

What does "She" go by so I know who to ask for?

**TexasFox** · 12-30-25 18:23

Originally Posted by Lovefun101 [View Original Post]

Scanned the reviews and it looks like there are currently no GFE AMPs's open right now?

Try blue lakeside. She loves what she does.

**Lovefun101** · 12-30-25 15:54

Scanned the reviews and it looks like there are currently no GFE AMPs's open right now?

**IAmMe00** · 12-30-25 13:57

Originally Posted by Absence [View Original Post]

I've reviewed massage now a couple times. The attendant I've met there twice went by yo-yo. She's Korean, fifties, short and stout. Rates and tips were standard. TS, TUMA, CBJ and CFS. This is a good spot to get the lead out. Yo-yo is also a decent massage therapist. She's funny too. I would go more often but I'm always on the hunt.

There are other attendants but I have not met anyone else.

Awesome, was thinking of checking that spot out but hadn't seen any recent info about it.

Walks ins okay? She down for CFS most of the time? Asking because I've only been to one other AMP (Body temple, now known as Lily Massage) a few years ago and it was not on the menu that day. Short and stout, huh? How stout? LOL. I'm not picky just curious. And the kitty, any fur?

**Absence** · 12-29-25 11:51

I've reviewed massage now a couple times. The attendant I've met there twice went by yo-yo. She's Korean, fifties, short and stout. Rates and tips were standard. TS, TUMA, CBJ and CFS. This is a good spot to get the lead out. Yo-yo is also a decent massage therapist. She's funny too. I would go more often but I'm always on the hunt.

There are other attendants but I have not met anyone else.

Originally Posted by TremontTeddy [View Original Post]

Most Korean spas in the area operate under those "unstated" rules. They have pretty gals in the dimely lit room. The rate is cheaper then an escort. The business model works for them and their customers.

But if your like me. That gets boring.

And the Chinese Spa with "orlando style extras" was born.

Happy holidays!

**Horace4000** · 12-28-25 22:15

Originally Posted by TremontTeddy [View Original Post]

Most Korean spas in the area operate under those "unstated" rules. They have pretty gals in the dimely lit room. The rate is cheaper then an escort. The business model works for them and their customers.

But if your like me. That gets boring.

And the Chinese Spa with "orlando style extras" was born.

Happy holidays!

That hasn't been my experience. 🤷8205;9794;65039;.

I've certainly had ones with a lot of rules before, but it was always unusual. Ones with one of those rules were pretty common, but not all at once. My typical history has been that AMP's offered a near GFE to full GFE, for an amount similar to escorts who offered the same. (Of course, escorts who only offered it for $$ 0 per hhr or offered less and wanted more were also common).

**Horace4000** · 12-28-25 22:12

Originally Posted by Gator1961 [View Original Post]

This has been my experience as well at Korean establishments. I have had attendants get naked for the massage, but never the TS. Chinese establishments the attendants will get naked for the TS, but there was usually no pretense of a massage.

Are you sure these were Korean shops? Pinellas or Tampa? Can you provide some names and locations (cause I want to go there! Sorry you experience with Hannah was not up to expectations, but I had a great time with her (with almost the same rules you described).

BTW, I believe Apple left right before Christmas and I think will be replace by Sky. Sky has a killer body (nice boobs) cute an a very bubbly personality. Can't wait to see her again.

Hope you have better luck in the future.

Gator.

I honestly don't keep track of which places are Chinese, Korean, or otherwise. In my experience, it ended up being irrelevant most of the time since half the attendants (if asked) admitted to being Japanese, or Filipino. I speak a little Korean, Japanese, and a microscopic bit of Tagalog. So sometimes talking to an attendant helped make inroads, especially if I could understand them when they said something in their native tongue. The first time one greeted me in Korean (at a 'Chinese' place according to the internet), and I replied right back, I got an enthusiastic hug and a kiss right off the bat.

As for locations; I've been to Palace three times, Pine Tree, Smile, Vinca, Sunflower, a few places in Orlando like M&why, and Spring, I went to the place that used to be in Lutz but got closed down (can't remember the name any longer), I went to Emerald in TT years ago, and several other places that wither don't exist any longer or went so far downhill that I didn't bother remembering the names. I've been to most establishments in the Largo / St. Pete / Clearwater area and the Tampa proper area. Orlando I'm not very versed in since it's such a drive.

Any place that offered a TS, I got an undressed body-to-body at minimum. (Never with the once famous 'cleaning lady', but I also never met her at all and assumed she was made up at first because the attendant always went with me). I've had bad sessions before certainly, but I've also been given personal numbers and gone out on dates with two different attendants years ago, then got a heads-up about wherever they were headed next until they left the profession.

I'm no smooth talker, there's a reason I'm in this hobby 😂. But my experience has always been that simple politeness, grooming, and trying to make a simple connection almost always got a very good experience.

**TremontTeddy** · 12-28-25 09:56

Originally Posted by Horace4000 [View Original Post]

No bbj, no kissing, no kissing her breasts or neck, no fingering, no *leaning over her too much in the act*.
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Most Korean spas in the area operate under those "unstated" rules. They have pretty gals in the dimely lit room. The rate is cheaper then an escort. The business model works for them and their customers.

But if your like me. That gets boring.

And the Chinese Spa with "orlando style extras" was born.

Happy holidays!

**Gator1961** · 12-27-25 14:45

Originally Posted by Simms156 [View Original Post]

I haven't been to Palace in a while, but a lot of the things you described with the exception of the rules being read to you, are (or were) the norm. I've never had an attendant get completely undressed for the TS and I've never gotten a BBJ there either. Kissing is hit or miss, but I never expected it. PT in Largo is very similar, although you can expect a little bit more of a GF experience depending on the girl. Before Vinca, Sunlight and Smile came on the scene, PT and Palace set the standard, but never offered the type of service that Vinca, Sunlight and Smile did.

This has been my experience as well at Korean establishments. I have had attendants get naked for the massage, but never the TS. Chinese establishments the attendants will get naked for the TS, but there was usually no pretense of a massage.

Originally Posted by Horace4000 [View Original Post]

I've. Never had the attendant not undress for the TS. Some didn't kiss, but every single one undressed for TS and most tried to do TUMA (not my thing so I usually had to gently push their head away and they got the message). I've been visiting AMP's since 2016. Been to plenty of places that didn't offer TS, but those that did always undressed, usually made out with me and did a brief 'preview BJ' too. 🤷*♂️

Are you sure these were Korean shops? Pinellas or Tampa? Can you provide some names and locations (cause I want to go there! Sorry you experience with Hannah was not up to expectations, but I had a great time with her (with almost the same rules you described).

BTW, I believe Apple left right before Christmas and I think will be replace by Sky. Sky has a killer body (nice boobs) cute an a very bubbly personality. Can't wait to see her again.

Hope you have better luck in the future.

Gator.

**Horace4000** · 12-26-25 23:13

Originally Posted by Simms156 [View Original Post]

I haven't been to Palace in a while, but a lot of the things you described with the exception of the rules being read to you, are (or were) the norm. I've never had an attendant get completely undressed for the TS and I've never gotten a BBJ there either. Kissing is hit or miss, but I never expected it. PT in Largo is very similar, although you can expect a little bit more of a GF experience depending on the girl. Before Vinca, Sunlight and Smile came on the scene, PT and Palace set the standard, but never offered the type of service that Vinca, Sunlight and Smile did.

I've. Never had the attendant not undress for the TS. Some didn't kiss, but every single one undressed for TS and most tried to do TUMA (not my thing so I usually had to gently push their head away and they got the message). I've been visiting AMP's since 2016. Been to plenty of places that didn't offer TS, but those that did always undressed, usually made out with me and did a brief 'preview BJ' too. 🤷*♂️

**Simms156** · 12-26-25 22:40

Originally Posted by Horace4000 [View Original Post]

I swung by Palace today. I meant to see Apple, but "she was out" (despite me calling ahead for her and being told she'd be waiting for me). So the Mamasan roped me into seeing Hannah instead. I've seen a few good reviews for her so I accepted.

Boy was that a mistake.

She has. Perhaps the most rules of any AMP attendant I've met. She didn't even undress for the table shower, for instance. Then by the time we were back in the room and she'd accepted the tip, well, as soon as she had the money hidden away the rules came out. No bbj, no kissing, no kissing her breasts or neck, no fingering, no *leaning over her too much in the act*.

If I could have gotten my money back and left, I would have right then. Instead I stuck around purely because my donation was already lost. She literally just laid there like dead starfish with her eyes closed. Except to occasionally complain that I was moving too much. -. - (I wasn't being rough either, in fact, I was barely moving at all. It was so gentle that like something out of a Mormon 'soaking' meme). I didn't push it because, well that's not exactly something I'm comfortable doing for obvious ethical reasons.

I managed to finish (barely) and she was instantly up and getting cleaning supplies, then gave the usual, 'oh honey, thank you. You so good' stuff that they say sometimes. Then went out to get a hot towel.

A couple minutes go by, and she comes back, starts talking about how busy it is and that she hates busy days and "I'm sure you do too".

Literally the only positive thing was that she saw I had time left and offered to massage me some more until all the time was up.

I do not get how she has positive reviews. I mean, I'm no movie star but I am well groomed, I showered before I even drove over, I was polite and pleasant, gave the standard tip and she even looked happy when she saw it. But I got treated like I was a forest troll that could break mirrors just by walking past them.

I rarely meet attendants like this, but every time I do it drives me nuts. She's getting a tip equal to some people's daily pay and does only the bare minimum of the service, and complains during that. I understand everyone has 'off days', or she might just not like a client, etc. But this was way beyond that especially considering I always do my best to make sure the provider is comfortable with me, that I'm clean, don't have bad breath, etc.

No way I'm ever going to see her again. Hannah is perhaps the worst provider I've ever met.

I haven't been to Palace in a while, but a lot of the things you described with the exception of the rules being read to you, are (or were) the norm. I've never had an attendant get completely undressed for the TS and I've never gotten a BBJ there either. Kissing is hit or miss, but I never expected it. PT in Largo is very similar, although you can expect a little bit more of a GF experience depending on the girl. Before Vinca, Sunlight and Smile came on the scene, PT and Palace set the standard, but never offered the type of service that Vinca, Sunlight and Smile did.