Massage Parlor Reports

[Voyavoya]

Greetings you savages!

Tiss still the season for holiday joy! Today's adventures were brief but still sharable. I decided to spin the dice before a previously arranged event at X:00 pm. I arrived at my selected spot, Ocean spa and massage an hour before x:00. Since the locations were close to one-another it made sense. I wanted to do a QV and go. I walked in and was greeted by a late 30 year old, south China-thick lady in tights. She was working this location alone and already had a client in the room. She asked if I wanted to wait 30 min in the other room. I declined since that would not give me enough time to get to my previously arranged event. She told me that they normally have 2 girls working but the other girl was sick today. So I left. I didn't tell her when I would come back. I just said that I will see her again. She was very friendly. Honestly, she was one of my preferred phenotypes. Short, thick athletic legs, nice calves, wide hips, an average face and a really welcoming smile. This is the only reason I returned after my other meeting. I really do not like going to spas that have only one girl working. Upon my return I walked up to the door and it was locked. I called and confirmed that they had closed early. Defeated, I got back into the car and drove down to Cherry Blossom down the street. There, I was greeted by a short, skinny, lady maybe in her 40's. B cups, decent but smallish hips. Average face but nice smile. Skinny but firm legs. She was very nice but her English was rough. She told me her name twice but I just could not understand. She wasn't using her "Americanized" name. We completed the negotiation. BBBJ, FS, cuddling, and chit-chat. $$. She would not budge on the price. BBBJ was good but not great. FS was better than expected but I would still rank it as slightly above average. She prefers Mish and doggie. She did not want to try to ride. Maybe a wee bit lazy I guess. Her doggie was pretty good. She had one of those small typical Asian posteriors but in doggy those little hips splay out and give you something nice to hold onto. She doesn't like it rough. I could tell upon entry so I took my time and worked her until she was nice and open for me. She was verbal and very complimentary which is great as long as it isn't too obviously exaggerated. She did good enough in that department. She told me she was new there, fresh from NY as are most of them. She as only been there for a week or so. She'll be there for 1 or 2 months. But for the life of me I can't recall her name. She was good, but my desire to see someone new is much greater than her abilities to get me to revisit. I'm a fella of the extremes. I ether want something completely new. Or a provider I have a long-term special arrangement with. Dream over.

[Bjceb]

2 new ones.

Met first one tall Chinese gal who was not friendly at all.

The other one refused to come out and was told she wasn't working.

Don't waste your time this month.

[Bjceb]

2 small hotties there this month.

Both petite and natural on top.

Eve was at venus last month she is thai and can deep throat. She is super cute and fun.

The onther one is Chinese and is new.

[Dick Jackman]

Repeat visit with Meiji and first visit with Kamki. She is a young and attractive Japanese woman. Estimated age early 20's. Estimated height 5'6". Pretty face, curvaceous body and nice natural breasts. Large Bs or small Cs. I asked Kamki if they were natural and she said yes. Good enough for me. Long black hair that she wore up. Very pleasant and outgoing with decent English. All the Japanese providers are polite but few are as outgoing as Kamki. Completely shaved except for a "5 o'clock pussy shadow" and no tattoos. Very clean and hygienic.

Began with the pre coital shower and a sensual cleaning. Proceeded to the bed and Kamki had me lay down while she kissed my nipples and worked her way down to my member for a sensual BBBJ. Progressed to DATY, 69, DATO (briefly until her twitching let me know that it wasn't her thing), CG, MISH and DOGGY leading to a draining release. She performed with energy and enthusiasm. She likes to kiss and does it very well. Kamki has a tight pussy but not a problem as I am of average length and girth. The highlight of the session, for me, was giving her a lengthy DATY to the beat of the pop music playing on her phone.

We talked a bit before the post coital shower. Kamki said that she is from Tokyo and that this is her first visit to Florida. She said that she went to Miami first. She said she enjoys playing tennis and asked about tennis schools in Florida. Really enjoyed my visit with Kamki. So friendly and upbeat. It is impossible to dislike this woman. Highly recommended.

Meiji118.com

[ScBoy123]

Thank you for the information, I'll be checking it out'

RM still has it listed as Altamonte Massage, look for the red awning and you're home!

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[Imixfoh]

Nope, different Mina. This one worked NDS & King before they moved on to Spring (Let's Relax), Tokyo, & QQ, and now Crystal (Tokyo) & Orchid (M&Y).

I figured. My luck isn't anywhere near that good. LOL. Thanks for reply.

[Dr Willy]

A question for experienced mongers.

When you are asked "have you been here before?" What's the correct answer? One time I read you should always say yes, that's how they know you're there for the right reason. But recently I was asked all kinds of questions like, "when?" "who did you see?" and such. The only time I said no, my MP refused any extras and I got a very bad massage. What's the deal? Is it case by case?

I have TWO ways to answer that question ... depending on what you can learn with some diligent online research.

#1. If at all possible, I like this approach first: Before your visit, do as much online research as possible to find out some history on the AMP you're planning to visit. You're looking for some reports on specific girls so you can learn two things - who's really good, and who's recently LEFT (and is NOT there at the moment). When you walk into an AMP, the VERY FIRST thing you say should be exactly this: "HI! ... my name's DICK! (or whatever name you like) What's YOUR name?" Do this exuberantly and in a friendly, outgoing manner so as to simply appear like you're an "outgoing kinda guy". The intent is to get HER name first (you'll see why in a moment).

At the point you are asked that question about having been there before (armed with the right intel), you can respond by saying exactly this: "YES, I've been in several times recently and I saw {name of girl NOT there at the moment}. ... is SHE available?" Of course, she's not, but the attendant asking can't verify that you have or have not seen that girl before, so my instinct is that they tend to believe you and will consider you a safe customer. If you have really good intel, when told that girl isn't there, you then ask for the girl your research has identified as a solid choice for a hot time by saying exactly this: "Ok, well, she told me I should see {name of hot girl that you want} , is SHE available?" At this point, you already know her name, so she can't "Bait-n-Switch" you by saying that SHE is that girl you're looking for. Of course, if she first identified herself by that name up front, then you simply tell her that the other girl recommended her and proceed to have your gonads drained.

#2. If that level of research isn't available, or you're just too lazy to look, a second approach will increase your odds of success, but not fully guarantee the outcome: Do at least SOME research to find out the name of a few well known, highly performing, AMPs in the area... make sure none of those are affiliated directly with the same people in the AMP you walk into. Then, when asked if you've been there before, you say exactly this: "I've not been to THIS location before, but I normally go to {name of well known competing AMP in town} , and I wanted to look for something new and, hopefully, better." None of that is verifiable either, but you've planted a seed that, not only are you an experienced customer (to be trusted), but you'll be COMPARING services at this place to one of their competitors, which increases odds they may try to "out-perform" the (perceived) competition. Again... no guarantees on that, or even if they'll buy your premise.

Good luck!

[Bone Yard]

If I truly haven't been there before, I will normally say "yes, but it was a while ago". I have never been pressed for more details, but if I were to be asked for a provider's name I would probably make one up. The provider names tend to be pretty common -- Tina, Lily, Coco, Anna, Yoyo, and so on.

A question for experienced mongers.

When you are asked "have you been here before?" What's the correct answer? One time I read you should always say yes, that's how they know you're there for the right reason. But recently I was asked all kinds of questions like, "when?" "who did you see?" and such. The only time I said no, my MP refused any extras and I got a very bad massage. What's the deal? Is it case by case?

[MarkGew]

A question for experienced mongers.

When you are asked "have you been here before?" What's the correct answer? One time I read you should always say yes, that's how they know you're there for the right reason. But recently I was asked all kinds of questions like, "when?" "who did you see?" and such. The only time I said no, my MP refused any extras and I got a very bad massage. What's the deal? Is it case by case?

I always say "no, never been here before" especially if I'm out of town. I don't think I look like a a cop and reeking of weed kinda confirms that to be true. Another thing I believe that helps is I always say I'm from Orlando (actually Brevard) when I'm out of town, because that is another question that is asked frequently right after the first question. Orlando is well known for its massage parlors in the southeastern United States and beyond, then more bullshit, I tell her I'll be in town for the next 6 months to a year working on the road construction project, pretty much one of those in every town right now. Anyhow, that opens the door to anything she might be considering to do to make a buck.

After saying exactly that in Stuart one time she fires back with '2 girl 100' so I pay $80 for the hour and get the other girl for $100 and it was on! With no negotiations for more, but I could not leave without tipping them both. The original girl loved eating ass and the additional girl loved sucking dick, they weren't spinners but not bad, just a little thick with huge tits. I did return because I had connections in the area(they called me orlando after 1st visit) 🤣 but eventually Martin county sheriff's department put a end to that one and had one of those social media shows like so many of them do now like our neighbor shady Grady.

[Big In Japan]

A question for experienced mongers.

When you are asked "have you been here before?" What's the correct answer? One time I read you should always say yes, that's how they know you're there for the right reason. But recently I was asked all kinds of questions like, "when?" "who did you see?" and such. The only time I said no, my MP refused any extras and I got a very bad massage. What's the deal? Is it case by case?

If it's a spa I haven't been to before, I say "No, but I usually go to *rival spa name* and am looking for a new regular spa. " That way, they can't call you out on whether you've been there before, and (hopefully) they'll put in the extra effort to keep you coming back, so to speak.

[Nienhull]

Yeah, that girl is hot as hell. Beautiful face absolutely perfect little body. She text me that she's working with Angel down in Sarasota right now. Sweet girl.

Angel and "Emma" are working together at a shop this month in Sarasota. Can you confirm that this is the same person? TIA.

[Bombastix]

Which of the current spas can I get an hr msog session with? I have only been to Orchid and the only way for msog there was to pony up the extra $ for a second girl. Sisi also does it but I'm looking for someone new.

[HappyXxx]

Oh my God! I had the pleasure of meeting Kiki at orchid today and just like all the other Kiki's, she's a pretty girl and nice tight little body other than some stretch marks on her tummy, but she's still tight and toned with a nice ass and high energy. Mona has been texting me and calling me the past couple days telling me to go try her and that I will like her, and I most certainly did!

To start things off I was there sitting on the couch in the back talking to Abby who now has reddish brown hair (no more blonde) and Rachel while Kiki was sitting next to me on the couch. She was advertising herself very well and as the girls were talking to me, she was DFK and putting her hands down the front of my pants. She comments on my size and tells me she likes big cock, then compliments on how handsome I am and that she likes my body. I tease her a little bit and tell her that I'm not there to fuck today at which point she grabs my hand after a few minutes and put it down the front of her yoga pants and says, do you feel that? Yep, she's definitely wet already and her energy is off the charts so I play like I'm not interested for a little while longer and then before you know it I'm sitting there with my cock in her mouth with Rachel kneeling in front of me on the couch with her perfect titties right in my face. She asked for two girl and I say not today and then stood up and picked up Kiki and held her there kissing her while Rachel gives me a couple head bobs and Abby playing with my balls. There's no way I'm getting out of here without pounding one of them so I carry Kiki to the room and while we're walking in there, she's grinding her little wet pussy all over my dick, there were a couple close calls while we were playing that game. In the room we finish getting undressed while we're making out and then we do a quick stand-up shower and exchange some oral activities before making our way back to the room. Kiki leaves for a minute and then comes back in and this girl was all over me. She's super affectionate and loves to kiss. I stood behind her and moved her hair to one side and was kissing on her neck and ears while she's reaching back stroking me, she even grabbed my other hand and encourage me to play with her pussy. Did I say how wet this girl was. LOL. She showed me her juices dripping down the inner parts of her thigh, I laid her back and licked that pussy nice and slow until she was squirming around, I latched on to her clit with a gentle suck and tongue lashed her until she's arching her back and quiet with her face all crinkled up. At this point she keeps telling me she wants my dick inside of her so she rolls on the cover and I put her in standing MISH at the corner of the bed like I like to do and I set her off within a couple minutes. She gushes!! When she gets ready to orgasm she is a little quiet then starts telling you to fuck her then don't stop don't stop and then as she's cumming she gets quiet but almost like she's holding her breath and her face is incredibly sexy! We repeat this a couple times before I ask her for doggy, I enjoyed that a lot, but I felt like I was going to break this tiny girl so we hop up on the table for some closed legs MISH and within two or three minutes her and I are popping off at the same time, fucking intense!! We laid there for a few still inside of her kissing and of course she's telling me I'm number one fuck. Yeah yeah!! Anyway I'm sweating she's hot so we go to the shower. I started before her and all the girls know I like freezing cold showers after we finish and I must've forgot to change the water back for her and gave it to her and startled her a little bit with an ice cold blast of water. LOL. We laugh and make our way back to the room for a little cuddle time. Then next thing you know Kiki's rubbing on me and kissing me and I'm like you better be careful girl and she says "I want to eat him again" oh boy here we go. She crawls up on me 69, Rachel comes in a little jealous that I was in there pounding on Kiki and she asked again if she can join, but there is no way I could take two girls for my second pop so I'm 69 with Kiki and Rachel's feeding me her tits and then she bounces, I'll try to shorten this up a little bit but next we go standing mish again corner of the bed, then up on the table face down on her stomach and I pound that poon tang for a while, but little guys being stubborn, I'm exhausted. I told her to hop on, and she rides the living hell out of me, getting her herself off, then I gave her a quick jackhammer from underneath, she rides a little more, then I jump off the bed and jerked off all over her titties, then another quick shower lay down and rest for a few talk and then I had to leave.

Well, there, you have it, we have another top-notch Kiki.

[Voyavoya]

Aw man, you just reminded me, one of my ATFs has returned to Orlando...TINA! She texted me 2 days ago to come see her and I have already left Orlando...UGH! I shudder to share this, because last time I talked about her you animals wouldn't let me have a sniff for the rest of the month!

She's a super cutie, about 5'6", nice bulbous Cs, creamy white skin, round face, cute smile, full lips, long brown hair, and the best smackable ass! Just kidding, don't smack it. Do yourselves a favor and pay her a visit at Missly, but could you leave an hour of space for me in a couple of weeks? Animals. Hahaha!

She sounds great! I'm sure the parking lot is full by now! LOL.

I'm going to treat myself today. I'm not sure about the rest of the fellas here but sometimes I like to check out those lesser known spots. I think that's what I'll do today.

[Mike4387]

I try to TOFTT and occasionally hit spots not on the forums radar.

So I tried Spa 88 on Kirkman just off I4.

Wrong! So wrong.

I was met by Emma a round but pretty face with natural D's under a cut off T shirt that didn't cover baby damage.

She immediately said "half hour".

This confirmed the type of Spa it was.

In the room I asked if she had been busy. Quickly she said no it's so slow.

Great. I'll get a good price and time. We negotiated level 2.

I am lying there 2 minutes when the bell rings. A new customer.

She left and returned and continued a lousy rub for another 2 minutes and insisted on the flip.

She immediately grabs a piece of Saran Wrap. Not kidding. She wraps it around and goes to town like an oil rig on speed.

Truly awful. She ignores all instructions to slow and move around. Believe it or not this doesn't do it for me.

She immediately gets frustrated and tears off the Saran Wrap and begins to jackhammer by hand. Level 2 done.

Again my pleas are ignored. At 12 minutes from the start she strikes oil and stops immediately! Ruining what little was accomplished.

Honestly it's the worst experience I have ever encountered.

Stay away! Far away!