Massage Parlor Reports

[AsiaPhileJake1]

Any venture out to the elkhorn spa lately? I was there last fall and just two typical 50's ladies there. Nice enough and job done but not worth the trip again. I did notice they are advertising more again. Just wondering if their staff has switched up before I make the drive.

I haven't been there but what I can tell you from a lifetime of experience is that the county is probably keeping a very close eye on the place. Yeas ago it was even illegal to roll bar dice in this town. A couple of bars bypassed the law by offering piglet dice. I know the irony is almost unbelievable but true.

[Amp2019]

Any venture out to the elkhorn spa lately? I was there last fall and just two typical 50's ladies there. Nice enough and job done but not worth the trip again. I did notice they are advertising more again. Just wondering if their staff has switched up before I make the drive.

[HankyDaPanky]

Fellow mongers I sense some pent up discontent in your post. It may be best suited in the "rants and stupid shit" forum. Obviously the recent events in the local AMP scene may have contributed to the frustration. It's been my experience over the years that there has always been highs and lows in this hobby. Places close for one reason or another, providers leave, and without notice the next potential provider or or grand opening appears. I know that there is slim pickings out there now but it's actually not that bad. I have been more concerned with the inflation and guy's that just accept it and pay the price. Hopefully this issue eventually works itself out but this market has always been in line with supply and demand. You can still get a decent massage and handshake at a decent price. And this my friends is and always has been the nature of the hobbyist. Maybe I am an optimist but history suggests that when one door closes eventually another door opens.

I like your style Pontiac man. I will endeavor to "Rants" the next time I feel the need to pontificate on these things.

But for a little humor, I'd like to close with something I believe is more applicable to to hobby. . . "When one whoooor closes, another opens".

Cheers.

[RedPontiacX]

Well friend, I believe that is the paradigm shift your just described. For what its worth, I have the same problem. Men don't require much. Only to have someone who wants to want you, and some food now and again. Pretty simple really. If I was a woman I would suck every last cock I could (for money of course). Fuck that love shit. I'm 65 and not sure that ever really existed. Same asshole crated it in a book or a movie. So ya, I believe if I got to pay for a complete stranger to drain my curse once in a while then good for me, and good on them.

Sorry you have the issue, not sure there is a good answer. I haven't touched my wife in 15 years. Not sure what the fuck I'm doing, but at least we've got business minded Asians to release some of the anxiety!

Fellow mongers I sense some pent up discontent in your post. It may be best suited in the "rants and stupid shit" forum. Obviously the recent events in the local AMP scene may have contributed to the frustration. It's been my experience over the years that there has always been highs and lows in this hobby. Places close for one reason or another, providers leave, and without notice the next potential provider or or grand opening appears. I know that there is slim pickings out there now but it's actually not that bad. I have been more concerned with the inflation and guy's that just accept it and pay the price. Hopefully this issue eventually works itself out but this market has always been in line with supply and demand. You can still get a decent massage and handshake at a decent price. And this my friends is and always has been the nature of the hobbyist. Maybe I am an optimist but history suggests that when one door closes eventually another door opens.

[HankyDaPanky]

From what I heard, head, joy, and the one on 6th died a fast death due to bullshit. Looks like they sent an inspector in quick and instead of arresting; closed them down for broken glass and people sleeping in the building. Not that it was zoned for it.

906, that one is weirder. Supposedly it's open but times are inconsistent and it's a crap shoot if you get a reply.

There was one on Douglas? Last I heard that was gone a while ago unless you mean the one across from where they put woodmans. That one closed down due to a licensing thing. Sounded more like the building owner found out what they were doing and either jacked the rent high or told them to leave.

To my knowledge, only main is open and she is worried because she hasn't been getting business. Which is sad, she is really nice and with my wife being out of work and pissing me off. I would visit more if it wasn't for me holding the place together at the expense of my own mental health. Seriously, my woman has been trying to find out what would make me smile and when I say "fucking touch me" it's like she doesn't understand that I want to feel wanted.

Well friend, I believe that is the paradigm shift your just described. For what its worth, I have the same problem. Men don't require much. Only to have someone who wants to want you, and some food now and again. Pretty simple really. If I was a woman I would suck every last cock I could (for money of course). Fuck that love shit. I'm 65 and not sure that ever really existed. Same asshole crated it in a book or a movie. So ya, I believe if I got to pay for a complete stranger to drain my curse once in a while then good for me, and good on them.

Sorry you have the issue, not sure there is a good answer. I haven't touched my wife in 15 years. Not sure what the fuck I'm doing, but at least we've got business minded Asians to release some of the anxiety!

[DeepLover1]

Banger, your inbox is full.

[BlueGills]

What the heck happened to Racine? A year ago it had something like 8 spas. Went recently and stopped by Head, Joy, Relax, 906, and even Douglas was gone, or at least closed down.

I found Head Spa a few months ago on my own, randomly. I think I saw May at the front desk. And yes I was offered Head by whoever my MT was. Figured that one was in too residential of a location to last.

For some reason, I was unable to access this site. I tried periodically, for several months and it wouldn't ever come up. Figured it was gone forever. Now, I can find it again, WTF?

From what I heard, head, joy, and the one on 6th died a fast death due to bullshit. Looks like they sent an inspector in quick and instead of arresting; closed them down for broken glass and people sleeping in the building. Not that it was zoned for it.

906, that one is weirder. Supposedly it's open but times are inconsistent and it's a crap shoot if you get a reply.

There was one on Douglas? Last I heard that was gone a while ago unless you mean the one across from where they put woodmans. That one closed down due to a licensing thing. Sounded more like the building owner found out what they were doing and either jacked the rent high or told them to leave.

To my knowledge, only main is open and she is worried because she hasn't been getting business. Which is sad, she is really nice and with my wife being out of work and pissing me off. I would visit more if it wasn't for me holding the place together at the expense of my own mental health. Seriously, my woman has been trying to find out what would make me smile and when I say "fucking touch me" it's like she doesn't understand that I want to feel wanted.

[Mr LoudMonger]

What the heck happened to Racine? A year ago it had something like 8 spas. Went recently and stopped by Head, Joy, Relax, 906, and even Douglas was gone, or at least closed down.

I found Head Spa a few months ago on my own, randomly. I think I saw May at the front desk. And yes I was offered Head by whoever my MT was. Figured that one was in too residential of a location to last.

For some reason, I was unable to access this site. I tried periodically, for several months and it wouldn't ever come up. Figured it was gone forever. Now, I can find it again, WTF?

[Leewi]

Arrived around 11, normal older lady told me it would be 30 minutes.

She said take a nap in the room, I was like hellz yes, I need one for New Years. Then 5 minutes later someone who I never seen there before comes in for my massage. Bummer, but it was a nice lighter touch. Don't know who she was, but the other lady is better.

I was in Round Lake I got a massage from a girl named Nana Good massage L1 older 50 ish not pretty or ugly. Dining is available. I will repeat if I'm out there again.

[AsianFever69]

Arrived around 11, normal older lady told me it would be 30 minutes.

She said take a nap in the room, I was like hellz yes, I need one for New Years. Then 5 minutes later someone who I never seen there before comes in for my massage. Bummer, but it was a nice lighter touch. Don't know who she was, but the other lady is better.

[Nobody414]

Has anyone actually managed to meet with Michelle in twin lakes? Made an appointment several times. She always ends up cancelling last minute for one reason or another.

Good massage in a professional setting.

She is a bigger lady for sure, saw once a year ago maybe and didn't try for extras.

[DarthVaperzz]

Has anyone actually managed to meet with Michelle in twin lakes? Made an appointment several times. She always ends up cancelling last minute for one reason or another.

No, cancelled too many times. I gave up.

[Fmc73]

Has anyone actually managed to meet with Michelle in twin lakes? Made an appointment several times. She always ends up cancelling last minute for one reason or another.

Got L1. She flat out told me extras just depends on her mood that day. Could be zero, could "whatever". I will say though that it is an excellent massage.

[Bbalt10]

Has anyone actually managed to meet with Michelle in twin lakes? Made an appointment several times. She always ends up cancelling last minute for one reason or another.

[The Banger]

I just went to Shanghai and I got Ana she was absolutely terrible massage L1 was absolutely garbage. There's another new woman much older looks 60 ish.

I wonder if there's a change of regime over there for the new year? It was Yoyo and Sophia. I haven't been back there since Sophia left. Yo yo was pretty good, although a little nervous. She had that cute little cartoon voice, and kind of a pouty face. Of course her face would brighten up if she thought you were her customer.. I wonder if Yoyo goes by a different name (Ana)?

Before Sophia, I think it was CiCi, with the RBF. I saw her a couple times and then quickly switched to Yoyo, which brought on the RBF every time I walked through that door. Thank goodness Sophia showed up.

Then it was Mimi and Coco before that. They were there to make a killing. I once got four hands, But that's not how it started out. When I asked Mimi for the El 2 she said I had to bring in Coco. I think that was kind of a scam they worked out. Forced 4 hands. I was actually surprised that one would perform that in front of the other.

Before Mimi, working with Coco, there was the cute little one Min Min (Lisa) that almost always wore the thin yellow long dress. First time I saw her I walked in, the sun was coming through the east window and shining through that dress. She was as petite as they get. She barely made it two weeks. Stayed in contact with her. Too far away to make a difference these days.

*Resting Beeotch Face.