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[BonerAppetitty]

Sorry I don't always clean PLEASER thread but I will delete anything not like a review there when I have a chance.

I tried to mention Nali quick when she came back before the gates completely shut. I see how you could miss it since you were repeating with Hana and Lucy every week. I tend to try any new notable girl from PKL, SSG, etc when the agency delivered consistently.

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I was a client in good standing before I contacted them, SSG, and didn't know it.

Hana came back and I wanted to get cleared to see her.

Texted for two months, I was ghosted on every text.

A couple of weeks later I did an end run with one of Hana's Bookers from her last tour.

Hana gave Angela the ok for me and the Bookers number, Angela said I know you, you're ok to see Hana any time.

WTF! Turned out I had the wrong area code! Mother Fuck!

Got to pay attention.

I See Hana every week, never under two hours.

Lucy came on the scene, every 7 to 10 days, my only hour session was the first one.

Now Nali comes to town, and I'm told she has restrictions.

Being a good client doesn't always work.

SSG went haywire anyway.

So all that to say, about 18 months later Christmas has come!

Just not with SSG either.

P.S.

What's wrong with Thursday?

[Big Zhang Mang]

This will be all I will say on this topic, as I don't wish to start a "thing" over something as mundane as cup sizing. Having said that, cup sizes are based on differences in circumference (boob minus band). Given your description, what you are measuring with your 3 inch finger is something more akin to a difference in radius. If we simplify the boob and band measurements to two circles, every inch difference in radius would be more than six inches (2*pi) difference in circumference. Now, people aren't perfect circles, so maybe in reality the ratio might be a little less. But you can see that they are measuring completely different things. In summary, to quote Princess Bride: "I do not think it means what you think it means. ".

Sir, tit size is EVERYTHING, but mundane. And yes, you and RJ are totally right in that being the method of finding a chicks exact bra size. I am however nor have I ever been concerned with getting into THAT much detail nor precision. It ain't like we're buying them lingerie or nothin'. Well some dudes might be, but I sure as hell ain't. I don't know about you guys, but sometimes I just prefer big ass D's over C's from time to time and it'll be the deciding factor on my decision. I suppose from here on. I'll just simply ask them. I mean. It ain't as touchy of a subject as their weight or age. Hah!

[BonerAppetitty]

I never researched how to measure cup sizing before. I just eyeballing it. I thought Big Zhang Mang method was a good alternative to eyeballing. A kind of standard without tape measure. An inch from sternum to base of nipple (fullest part of the breast) is A. Two inches is B. Three inches is C. Four inches is D. This only works for Kgirls cause of their similar small size. There is a huge difference between a small girl D cup and a big girl D cup haha.

This will be all I will say on this topic, as I don't wish to start a "thing" over something as mundane as cup sizing. Having said that, cup sizes are based on differences in circumference (boob minus band). Given your description, what you are measuring with your 3 inch finger is something more akin to a difference in radius. If we simplify the boob and band measurements to two circles, every inch difference in radius would be more than six inches (2*pi) difference in circumference. Now, people aren't perfect circles, so maybe in reality the ratio might be a little less. But you can see that they are measuring completely different things. In summary, to quote Princess Bride: "I do not think it means what you think it means. ".

[BonerAppetitty]

I got the format from Punter3 in OC. Whenever I see a girl who claims fluent English, I also think E as in Expensive, E as in Extra for English, E as in potential rating for Experience haha. I associate English with GPS cause there will be many more bros and sugar daddies who will stroke their ego. I can't compete with other casanovas. That's why I like FOBs more. I simply don't need comm skills to have good time, so it just becomes a con for me. I certainly understand why comm skills is valued for others who like to repeat, or have specific needs in services.

Ionno, brotha. I was just entertaining Alex60 back there. If you go back to the first post in this thread, Boner originally designated the E for English so that settles that!

I am right there with you in prioritizing comm skills. It makes the sexperience so much better.

This thread is to post PLEASER format reviews only. Please take questions that are not going to be of interest to a large group to another forum or private message to avoid cluttering the review thread.

P - Pictures are they current? Accurate?

L - Looks.

E - English proficiency.

A - Attitude.

S - Service.

E - Expense.

R - Repeat.

[Big Zhang Mang]

I've always thought the E stood for English, too. To me, that attribute seems more important at that point of the review, because you've probably already discussed her experience / skill level higher up in your commentary. That's one of the first things you'd normally cover.

Also, for some dudes, like me, English skills are very important. I might decide not to see a girl if she has a bunch of reviews saying she speaks zero English. I'm not a fan of using Google Translate just to give her basic instructions. And it's a HUGE plus if the girl is fully fluent in English, like Nali or Lizza. It makes the overall experience so much better, IMO.

Ionno, brotha. I was just entertaining Alex60 back there. If you go back to the first post in this thread, Boner originally designated the E for English so that settles that!

I am right there with you in prioritizing comm skills. It makes the sexperience so much better.

[Osori84]

I've always thought the E stood for English, too. To me, that attribute seems more important at that point of the review, because you've probably already discussed her experience / skill level higher up in your commentary. That's one of the first things you'd normally cover.

Also, for some dudes, like me, English skills are very important. I might decide not to see a girl if she has a bunch of reviews saying she speaks zero English. I'm not a fan of using Google Translate just to give her basic instructions. And it's a HUGE plus if the girl is fully fluent in English, like Nali or Lizza. It makes the overall experience so much better, IMO.

Experience would be covered in the S. Service section.

Or should be.

[Kaamper]

Even so, the Cup size is the distance from her sternum to her bust (nipples). Reason why I peg her at C cup is that My index finger is precisely 3" from tip to knuckle on my hand. C cup is 3" from the sternum to bust (nipples). So yeah. I'm measuring as I'm groping.

This will be all I will say on this topic, as I don't wish to start a "thing" over something as mundane as cup sizing. Having said that, cup sizes are based on differences in circumference (boob minus band). Given your description, what you are measuring with your 3 inch finger is something more akin to a difference in radius. If we simplify the boob and band measurements to two circles, every inch difference in radius would be more than six inches (2*pi) difference in circumference. Now, people aren't perfect circles, so maybe in reality the ratio might be a little less. But you can see that they are measuring completely different things. In summary, to quote Princess Bride: "I do not think it means what you think it means. ".

[Big Zhang Mang]

I've always thought the E stood for English, too. To me, that attribute seems more important at that point of the review, because you've probably already discussed her experience / skill level higher up in your commentary. That's one of the first things you'd normally cover.

Also, for some dudes, like me, English skills are very important. I might decide not to see a girl if she has a bunch of reviews saying she speaks zero English. I'm not a fan of using Google Translate just to give her basic instructions. And it's a HUGE plus if the girl is fully fluent in English, like Nali or Lizza. It makes the overall experience so much better, IMO.

Ionno where that dude came up with that, brotha. I was just entertaining him in my response. If you go back to post #1 made by BA, the first E is for English.

[Taliesin92]

That's what I thought too until I saw at least 4 reviews using the E. For English so I just said "Fuck it!" and went with it. Might want to' try and petition the other members to try and change it back if ya' really feel strong about it.

I've always thought the E stood for English, too. To me, that attribute seems more important at that point of the review, because you've probably already discussed her experience / skill level higher up in your commentary. That's one of the first things you'd normally cover.

Also, for some dudes, like me, English skills are very important. I might decide not to see a girl if she has a bunch of reviews saying she speaks zero English. I'm not a fan of using Google Translate just to give her basic instructions. And it's a HUGE plus if the girl is fully fluent in English, like Nali or Lizza. It makes the overall experience so much better, IMO.

[Big Zhang Mang]

I'm curious where you learned that cup size is the distance from the sternum to the nipples. To make sure I wasn't mistaken, I searched multiple times. It's pretty unanimous that cup size is the difference between the bust size (measurement around the breasts at it's longest. Usually along the nipples) and the band size (measurement around the rib cage just under the bust). Every one inch difference corresponds to an increase in cup size.

That's a more technical explanation of it RJ. Essentially the nipples represent the bust line whereas the sternum represents the band.

[Resilient John]

Even so, the Cup size is the distance from her sternum to her bust (nipples). Reason why I peg her at C cup is that My index finger is precisely 3" from tip to knuckle on my hand. C cup is 3" from the sternum to bust (nipples). So yeah. I'm measuring as I'm groping.

I'm curious where you learned that cup size is the distance from the sternum to the nipples. To make sure I wasn't mistaken, I searched multiple times. It's pretty unanimous that cup size is the difference between the bust size (measurement around the breasts at it's longest. Usually along the nipples) and the band size (measurement around the rib cage just under the bust). Every one inch difference corresponds to an increase in cup size.

[Big Zhang Mang]

It finally fucking happened! OMFG! After trying to book through SSG, but having to book their other girls first. Then when she moved to OC, I had to give up my appt thru CAKD because I caught fuckin' RSV the night before. Then when she went back to LA, you hooligans swarmed her up! I had lost all hope in seeing her until I got a text from my favorite girl at Get9. It was for thee worst time of day for traffic, too on a fuckin' Thursday at that! But your boy BZM loves a challenge! I seriously rescheduled 3 work appointments and a dinner date to go see this chick. The fucked up part was that they told me she had moved back to her "old" incall which happened to be THE SAME fuckin' incall as one of my favorite MW chicks! She had been rooming with her the whole time and I just never bothered to ask! Haha!

I was a client in good standing before I contacted them, SSG, and didn't know it.

Hana came back and I wanted to get cleared to see her.

Texted for two months, I was ghosted on every text.

A couple of weeks later I did an end run with one of Hana's Bookers from her last tour.

Hana gave Angela the ok for me and the Bookers number, Angela said I know you, you're ok to see Hana any time.

WTF! Turned out I had the wrong area code! Mother Fuck!

Got to pay attention.

Traffic is usually the heaviest on Thursdays. I live 1 hr from LA and OC.

[Big Zhang Mang]

Totally agree, this sums it up. I wrote down D MMs, but as you say it might just be they look so big on her tiny body.

Even so, the Cup size is the distance from her sternum to her bust (nipples). Reason why I peg her at C cup is that My index finger is precisely 3" from tip to knuckle on my hand. C cup is 3" from the sternum to bust (nipples). So yeah. I'm measuring as I'm groping.

[Big Zhang Mang]

BZM--glad you finally got to see Nali! And great review!

A small correction: I believe the 'E' in Pleaser Reviews stands for 'Experience' , not 'English'. It's supposed to be your opinion of her level of experience. This is the 3rd review I've seen where they comment on the girl's English ability! Of course I stand to be corrected myself if my info is off. But that's what I was told long ago (!).

That's what I thought too until I saw at least 4 reviews using the E. For English so I just said "Fuck it!" and went with it. Might want to' try and petition the other members to try and change it back if ya' really feel strong about it.

[TJ2617]

In order the first 5 photo attachments are for Nali's Face, Waist, Boobs, Ass, Meme. As always, it is NOT the girl just a lookalike I found online.

Does Nali look almost exactly like the girl in the first picture on the left? Same face?