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[BonerAppetitty]

I never researched how to measure cup sizing before. I just eyeballing it. I thought Big Zhang Mang method was a good alternative to eyeballing. A kind of standard without tape measure. An inch from sternum to base of nipple (fullest part of the breast) is A. Two inches is B. Three inches is C. Four inches is D. This only works for Kgirls cause of their similar small size. There is a huge difference between a small girl D cup and a big girl D cup haha.

This will be all I will say on this topic, as I don't wish to start a "thing" over something as mundane as cup sizing. Having said that, cup sizes are based on differences in circumference (boob minus band). Given your description, what you are measuring with your 3 inch finger is something more akin to a difference in radius. If we simplify the boob and band measurements to two circles, every inch difference in radius would be more than six inches (2*pi) difference in circumference. Now, people aren't perfect circles, so maybe in reality the ratio might be a little less. But you can see that they are measuring completely different things. In summary, to quote Princess Bride: "I do not think it means what you think it means. ".

[BonerAppetitty]

I got the format from Punter3 in OC. Whenever I see a girl who claims fluent English, I also think E as in Expensive, E as in Extra for English, E as in potential rating for Experience haha. I associate English with GPS cause there will be many more bros and sugar daddies who will stroke their ego. I can't compete with other casanovas. That's why I like FOBs more. I simply don't need comm skills to have good time, so it just becomes a con for me. I certainly understand why comm skills is valued for others who like to repeat, or have specific needs in services.

Ionno, brotha. I was just entertaining Alex60 back there. If you go back to the first post in this thread, Boner originally designated the E for English so that settles that!

I am right there with you in prioritizing comm skills. It makes the sexperience so much better.

This thread is to post PLEASER format reviews only. Please take questions that are not going to be of interest to a large group to another forum or private message to avoid cluttering the review thread.

P - Pictures are they current? Accurate?

L - Looks.

E - English proficiency.

A - Attitude.

S - Service.

E - Expense.

R - Repeat.

[Big Zhang Mang]

I've always thought the E stood for English, too. To me, that attribute seems more important at that point of the review, because you've probably already discussed her experience / skill level higher up in your commentary. That's one of the first things you'd normally cover.

Also, for some dudes, like me, English skills are very important. I might decide not to see a girl if she has a bunch of reviews saying she speaks zero English. I'm not a fan of using Google Translate just to give her basic instructions. And it's a HUGE plus if the girl is fully fluent in English, like Nali or Lizza. It makes the overall experience so much better, IMO.

Ionno, brotha. I was just entertaining Alex60 back there. If you go back to the first post in this thread, Boner originally designated the E for English so that settles that!

I am right there with you in prioritizing comm skills. It makes the sexperience so much better.

[Osori84]

I've always thought the E stood for English, too. To me, that attribute seems more important at that point of the review, because you've probably already discussed her experience / skill level higher up in your commentary. That's one of the first things you'd normally cover.

Also, for some dudes, like me, English skills are very important. I might decide not to see a girl if she has a bunch of reviews saying she speaks zero English. I'm not a fan of using Google Translate just to give her basic instructions. And it's a HUGE plus if the girl is fully fluent in English, like Nali or Lizza. It makes the overall experience so much better, IMO.

Experience would be covered in the S. Service section.

Or should be.

[Kaamper]

Even so, the Cup size is the distance from her sternum to her bust (nipples). Reason why I peg her at C cup is that My index finger is precisely 3" from tip to knuckle on my hand. C cup is 3" from the sternum to bust (nipples). So yeah. I'm measuring as I'm groping.

This will be all I will say on this topic, as I don't wish to start a "thing" over something as mundane as cup sizing. Having said that, cup sizes are based on differences in circumference (boob minus band). Given your description, what you are measuring with your 3 inch finger is something more akin to a difference in radius. If we simplify the boob and band measurements to two circles, every inch difference in radius would be more than six inches (2*pi) difference in circumference. Now, people aren't perfect circles, so maybe in reality the ratio might be a little less. But you can see that they are measuring completely different things. In summary, to quote Princess Bride: "I do not think it means what you think it means. ".

[Big Zhang Mang]

I've always thought the E stood for English, too. To me, that attribute seems more important at that point of the review, because you've probably already discussed her experience / skill level higher up in your commentary. That's one of the first things you'd normally cover.

Also, for some dudes, like me, English skills are very important. I might decide not to see a girl if she has a bunch of reviews saying she speaks zero English. I'm not a fan of using Google Translate just to give her basic instructions. And it's a HUGE plus if the girl is fully fluent in English, like Nali or Lizza. It makes the overall experience so much better, IMO.

Ionno where that dude came up with that, brotha. I was just entertaining him in my response. If you go back to post #1 made by BA, the first E is for English.

[Taliesin92]

That's what I thought too until I saw at least 4 reviews using the E. For English so I just said "Fuck it!" and went with it. Might want to' try and petition the other members to try and change it back if ya' really feel strong about it.

I've always thought the E stood for English, too. To me, that attribute seems more important at that point of the review, because you've probably already discussed her experience / skill level higher up in your commentary. That's one of the first things you'd normally cover.

Also, for some dudes, like me, English skills are very important. I might decide not to see a girl if she has a bunch of reviews saying she speaks zero English. I'm not a fan of using Google Translate just to give her basic instructions. And it's a HUGE plus if the girl is fully fluent in English, like Nali or Lizza. It makes the overall experience so much better, IMO.

[Big Zhang Mang]

I'm curious where you learned that cup size is the distance from the sternum to the nipples. To make sure I wasn't mistaken, I searched multiple times. It's pretty unanimous that cup size is the difference between the bust size (measurement around the breasts at it's longest. Usually along the nipples) and the band size (measurement around the rib cage just under the bust). Every one inch difference corresponds to an increase in cup size.

That's a more technical explanation of it RJ. Essentially the nipples represent the bust line whereas the sternum represents the band.

[Resilient John]

Even so, the Cup size is the distance from her sternum to her bust (nipples). Reason why I peg her at C cup is that My index finger is precisely 3" from tip to knuckle on my hand. C cup is 3" from the sternum to bust (nipples). So yeah. I'm measuring as I'm groping.

I'm curious where you learned that cup size is the distance from the sternum to the nipples. To make sure I wasn't mistaken, I searched multiple times. It's pretty unanimous that cup size is the difference between the bust size (measurement around the breasts at it's longest. Usually along the nipples) and the band size (measurement around the rib cage just under the bust). Every one inch difference corresponds to an increase in cup size.

[Big Zhang Mang]

It finally fucking happened! OMFG! After trying to book through SSG, but having to book their other girls first. Then when she moved to OC, I had to give up my appt thru CAKD because I caught fuckin' RSV the night before. Then when she went back to LA, you hooligans swarmed her up! I had lost all hope in seeing her until I got a text from my favorite girl at Get9. It was for thee worst time of day for traffic, too on a fuckin' Thursday at that! But your boy BZM loves a challenge! I seriously rescheduled 3 work appointments and a dinner date to go see this chick. The fucked up part was that they told me she had moved back to her "old" incall which happened to be THE SAME fuckin' incall as one of my favorite MW chicks! She had been rooming with her the whole time and I just never bothered to ask! Haha!

I was a client in good standing before I contacted them, SSG, and didn't know it.

Hana came back and I wanted to get cleared to see her.

Texted for two months, I was ghosted on every text.

A couple of weeks later I did an end run with one of Hana's Bookers from her last tour.

Hana gave Angela the ok for me and the Bookers number, Angela said I know you, you're ok to see Hana any time.

WTF! Turned out I had the wrong area code! Mother Fuck!

Got to pay attention.

Traffic is usually the heaviest on Thursdays. I live 1 hr from LA and OC.

[Big Zhang Mang]

Totally agree, this sums it up. I wrote down D MMs, but as you say it might just be they look so big on her tiny body.

Even so, the Cup size is the distance from her sternum to her bust (nipples). Reason why I peg her at C cup is that My index finger is precisely 3" from tip to knuckle on my hand. C cup is 3" from the sternum to bust (nipples). So yeah. I'm measuring as I'm groping.

[Big Zhang Mang]

BZM--glad you finally got to see Nali! And great review!

A small correction: I believe the 'E' in Pleaser Reviews stands for 'Experience' , not 'English'. It's supposed to be your opinion of her level of experience. This is the 3rd review I've seen where they comment on the girl's English ability! Of course I stand to be corrected myself if my info is off. But that's what I was told long ago (!).

That's what I thought too until I saw at least 4 reviews using the E. For English so I just said "Fuck it!" and went with it. Might want to' try and petition the other members to try and change it back if ya' really feel strong about it.

[TJ2617]

In order the first 5 photo attachments are for Nali's Face, Waist, Boobs, Ass, Meme. As always, it is NOT the girl just a lookalike I found online.

Does Nali look almost exactly like the girl in the first picture on the left? Same face?

[Download X]

Since the PLEASERS Only thread is just for PLEASERs and not replies, this thread exists for replies. OC solves the problem the same way, since replies generally get deleted from the PLEASERs thread. The rule exists so people who are busy can scroll through a thread of just reviews. To use this thread for replies, just copy and paste your reply here. Everyone, I suggest you do this if only to avoid having your reply in PLEASERs get deleted later per thread rules.

Get9 Nali

Then when she went back to LA, you hooligans swarmed her up! I had lost all hope in seeing her until I got a text from my favorite girl at Get9. It was for thee worst time of day for traffic, too on a fuckin' Thursday at that!

Great to hear, it means you have good karma. When someone cancels, bookers will next ask regulars who expressed past interest if they want the open slot instead. I wrote three PSAs about this karma factor, it is kind of common sense. It's why I keep things simple and polite with bookers.

About access, for the current location you can street park South or East. South can be much closer, but it's off limits after 6pm (permit parking only). East has more options but requires a short walk. Whenever garage parking is available, it works but take note of your reception. Some carriers won't get good reception and is blocked by concrete.

L. Pretty. To me, she doesn't look like your typical KGirl. More civvie. Almost SEA lookin' with her full lips. She's like 5 ft 1 (maybe 2) spinner bod. She's slender and toned. Definitely pear shaped with her hips being wider than her shoulders. Her tits are fantastic! Very full C cup MM's that are bouncy and just under firm. They're like all dente tits with tiny nude pink nipples. Absolutely awesome. They are almost too big for her frame kinda' like Baby Sugar's before the new upgrades. She's rockin' the V lines on her hips and her upper abs are almost poking thru. Long black hair that goes down to her juicy pear shaped ass. Very gropable chick. Face wise, she has bit of a full square jaw and nice full lips. For me, she's body over face, but the face wasn't bad at all.

Totally agree, this sums it up. I wrote down D MMs, but as you say it might just be they look so big on her tiny body. She is roughly A+ Looks on my "Looks Only" rankings on account of her S-Tier body. Face is low A-Tier. Anything in A-Tier is "Beautiful" whereas B-Tier is "Good Looking" and C-Tier is "just above average":
https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7460555 Looks Only Rankings

S-Tier and upper half of A-Tier combined are the top 10% best looking girls. Very few make the cut. So I often say there are some better looking girls than Nali, but they all have much lower service. And there are some higher service girls than Nali, but they are all MILFs. She strikes the balance, which makes her a True Dragon. The only one left.

A. She's got a great down to earth personality. She was very civvie like. She actually answered the door eating a Kinder Bueno!

Yes, this is exactly it. Same idea as Baby Arin, she has a young vibe. So I roll with it and since she speaks good English we can have light convo before getting started. The young vibe might not suit some guys who want a more formal / pro demeaner that the veteran service queens offer. Hope that helps.

S. Fuckin' off the charts! As I mentioned before in another post, this chick can BANGARANG! The previous reports were not fudging one bit! You fuck her, she fucks back! Man. From the shower to the bed even. Her oral play is top notch. She straight up went for DT with BALL LICKING right off the bat! I was hands free for that segment. No guiding needed. She just knew what I liked! I had sampled her tightness in the shower so I knew to start things slow with her. She needs a good few minutes to soak..the key to her is starting slow, asking for consent and she'll rock your world.

Yes, there are many reports that more or less line up. I try to stick to the obvious basics which is she enjoys sex and knows what to do. As you say, regardless of your size every girl needs some warm up time. Same as Lizza, her pussy type is tight at the opening so you work your way slow for the first bit but then the rest is much easier. Every girl needs some time to expand and adjust (it helps if you gently stimulate pussy by a gentle rub or DATY).

There are a lot of other details not worth mentioning for the simple reason that it's better to experience it yourself. Like a movie, I don't want to spoil it all. It's enough to give people all the main facts so they can make a good decision either way.

I will add that Nali learns what you like and has a good memory for that. My first visit, she fucked me harder than any MILF. It gave me immediate flashbacks to Evian, who in turn fucked me harder than Nali. I begged Evian not to bang me so hard, but she couldn't understand my English and kept banging me just as hard. Whereas with Nali, her English is good and she figured out what I wanted right away. On future visits, the fuck back is juuuuust right. It's uncanny, but something guys won't notice until repeats.

FA Eve in OC is another young girl that fucks back hard. She is the opposite body type of Nali, tall and meaty. Young but not conventional looks.

One time, an S-Tier kgirl asked me if I liked high service girls or low service girls. I said they're actually all the same to me, because I am the service. The girl's English was good and she understood the words I said, but she doubted if she heard me right. So I said it more slowly to her "I AM the service". It's truly my pleasure to do most of the work. So what happens when a Service King meets a Service Queen? There is some initial confusion, but with Nali we actually take turns "doing the service". It's refreshing.

Mali's strength is there are guys who need high service and then it's off to MILF town they have to go. But she is a HYA service queen. Looks first guys can have fun trying Mali out for curiosity, but her skill might be wasted on us. Dragons roam the lands again.

Since Nali (aka CAKD Mali) had more skills and service than I needed, she simply maxes out at S-Tier service. That explains why there are non-service queen HYA who also have S-Tier service despite having only half the skills. The have all the enthusiasm and love of sex, which is what I really look for - I can fix anything else. In turn, that's why my service ratings won't make any sense to service hunters who need twice the service so to speak.

Other Info
https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7473423 Nali Review
https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...35#post7435035 Nali PLEASER
https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7474490 Dragons

Here is my extended description of Nali:

Get9 Nali - HYA, spinner, high service, body over face. She is a top tier service queen while also a HYA spinner, which makes her a True Dragon (HYA Service Queen). The only one left of her kind. 5'1", D MMs that are top tier, 20s, skinny, very long black hair to waist, very cute ass in both look and feel, good English, a bit sassy. Tits and ass are S-Tier and stand out - best view for tits is when she's standing, best view for ass is in doggy. Very skilled bbbj, serial deepthroater, fucks back a lot. Her MMs look huge on her tiny frame. She is very fit and skinny. Her strong point is young and high skill, and she loves to fuck. Her archetype specs is these three: HYA spinner service queen. That makes her a unicorn. Important: Even for nymphos who love sex, you need to work with her and start slow so her pussy adapts. Some foreplay by kiss, tits, and pussy will help a girl loosen up and get wet. If you follow that and start slow, a lot of girls will love your dick in them.

She has high libido with an S-Tier ass. In great shape. A looks, S service, S cute ass. She is for service hunters who want a cute young girl. Or spinner lovers who like bb special. High repeat value rating (32 points, worth 3.2x kgirls).
She is in the pantheon of Kuzumi J, Jenny K, and Katie K where she has plenty of regulars so I guess I'm preaching to the choir. But I do feel sorry for guys who are lost so maybe a few of them can squeeze in too.

Attached is an example showing Nali's type of waistline. Just add bigger tits and ass. Source:
https://www.instagram.com/reels/DQ80HITk2Pg/ Michellefromchina
https://www.instagram.com/michellefr...l/DGFz_QMhNbF/ Alt

Kgirl Ratings
At the end, I'm going to attach a sample from a kgirl reference spreadsheet I maintain. It's just a draft and only contains a tiny fractionof kgirls I know (basically I don't spend time rating duds in great detail). I cropped a sample of the spreadsheed to 12 better known girls. I think it gives some insights. Nali is the 2nd highest rated girl by Looks + Service at 9.7 Points (S-Tier), tied with Lizza also at 9.7 Points (not shown). Only FA Isabella is higher. Nali's value Rating is 1st place at 32 Points, due to her pricing. Jira is 2nd, and Haven and Purple K are next when counting their bb-special pricing (limited time offer). Each one of them are budget-priced HYA with high skills.

Put another way, it is possible to take a HYA and build her into a great girl with skills over time. But it's not really possible to take a MILF Service queen and make her look as good as a HYA. That is the asymmetry. Unlike "Looks Only", Service is not really bell-curved since it is a skill any girl can simply learn and improve. Note the different service styles each girl has to offer. Lastly, I'm willing to repeat any girl roughly 6 Points or higher, including Jiji at 5.7 Points. That's in part because she is 340 bb inclusive, giving her a decent Value Rating still. The Encyclopedia is mostly filled with ATFs. I don't want to think about the mid girls or duds. The list of mid girls is too long to list, it's much faster to just list the stars.

After trying to book through SSG, but having to book their other girls first.

Oh thank you for reminding me for that. I tried to upload a zip attachment of an AI video skit titled "The Nali Booking Rule" but USAG has a 400kb limit and the video is 4mb. So I'll write out the skit and include 2 screencaps:

Young man: "Nali, I'm new here. I'd like to book you today."

Nali: "Okay, but first timers have to pick one of them." (gesturing to other ladies in the background)

In order the first 5 photo attachments are for Nali's Face, Waist, Boobs, Ass, Meme. As always, it is NOT the girl just a lookalike I found online.

[Resilient John]

P: Close.

L: 5'5 ish. 20's. D cup. S tier body (upgrades) proportions. White skin. Lots of tattoos. As you know, I don't like tats but I made an exception. If you like her face pic, then you will like her face. I like her face and hime cut.

E: Good english.

A: Friendly and funny. As you know, she likes to yap a lot.

S: Shower no preview. LFK and DFK. Decent BBBJ, no DT. Multiple positions. No complaints. HYA service. No issue for true HYA hunters.

E: 450/ hr. She has 150/ BBFS + 80/ MSOG.

Repeat? Well, that depends on if she's still here lmao. I can't stress this enough, but if 700 is a lot to you, then I would probably steer clear as I don't want you to be disappointed if you are not a true HYA hunter. At these rates, your paying mostly for freshness. The girls will have more energy by taking less customers. Whether that is worth the upcharge is up to your financial decisions. Be responsible.

Or said another way, she's just having her customers subsidize her new look and more likely than not keep the higher price. I think she has enough fans and curious one offs to keep her financially happy.