Massage Parlor Reports

[PriscillaM]

Westwood boulevard has become the nerve center of stinky massage parlors with cravenly looking women desperate for my cock.

My latest hangout is sky foot / tissue / Westwood / kiki massage at 125* wstwood. It is next to the nimoy theater that looks like it only plays movies that would make nick Fuentes vomit after eating Indian curry. You will not be seeing anyone wearing a make red lantern great again t shirts.

It was the day after x mas and because I really do not celebrate the birth of jesus given that I know the true history of the lad, I axed the mamasan at 125*, namely kiki, if there was any new bulgogi. She said Amy was new. I wanted to go in and see her pre-jack off, but it did not work out.

By 5 pm I was so fucken horny I was going to jerk off into the Persian pizza at glace (by the way, never go to any of those Iranian places unless they have the new s-500 anti aircraft array. There is no question that these places are developing a plutonium device that will allow Persians to double park on Westwood with impunity). I text and am welcomed in by kiki who has a face that looks like a ferret got run over by a waymo.

She lets me know that Amy is at "99" which took me sometime to figure out meant the ranch 99 market down the block. This place is classical non-assimilation urban third world market. When I grew up there are several things you did not see. First, you could not buy food on the street. I am no sociologist but from what I understand about America is that backwards people come here, and in one-two generations get to the highest strata of the society. Take my story, my parents were immigrants with almost no education. In one generation I attended two of the finest schools in California and am now in a training program at ralphs to become the deputy head of a fish counter. Not with this current round of immigration, they are apparently aspiring to sell food in the fucken street. But I digress. Second, you never saw restaurants with the dead animals strung up. Go to the ranch 99 and you will see dead ducks strung up like you are at an elks lounge. So anyhow, I get to wait in room one while Amy gets back from 99.

In the meantime I listen to kik and some detestable boomer talking in an examining room. Dude, she is as ugly as a pitbull in a fucken tutu.

Amy comes in and she could spent a little less time at 99 and more time at 24 (as in 24 hour fitness). This girl is short and fat. But her face is just about as good as any asian doing nails in the valley so I tell her 50. She kind of smelled like the 99 or something. So I am in for 45 minutes at around 525 pm. Don't worry, my number fetish is not that bad.

She starts with me covered and I tell her soft about three times. Finally she did some ball work but it was uninspired as Taylor swift eating the post taco bell ass of carrot top.

She gets a pair of hot towels and I turn over. She goes straight for my semi hard power point and she says what do you want, and on the menu is L1, L2 and L3. Or for you degens, handjob, blowjob and fucking.

I ask how much for a love making session thinking to myself I forgot my blindfold in syria. She said 300 more or 300 total, I forget. I said just give me a handjob and try not to sweat too much you fat hog.

So she starts a handjob and takes her top off to show some natural tits that were almost clinically acceptable. Her stomach has more rolls than an Armenian bakery in glendale. She works me and I am oddly hard and she is taken aback by my ability to throb my cock like I am mc hammer in parachute pants.

She is working super hard to get me over the goal line and I am thinking it probably will take a Christmas miracle. Her face is within an inch of my cock and I tell her to blow me. She makes the motion for fucking and I am like we are almost out of time here and all I want is to blow my ball oikos in your mouth. She says do not worry about the time because you are a VIP. And then she says it is 120 for a fuck. Talk about trump lowering prices, from 300 to 120 in a minute. I say bet. She had the condom already with her so I imagine she caught more free range cock than a dead hen at the 99.

She pulls down and she does have a nice Bush but her body looks like a whale beached at a kiddie pool. There is no way I want any skin contact with the great fish, I mean mammal.

I stand up and rail her. The condom is tighter than a bull's ass in fly season. I have no idea where some of these places buy their covers, but I am thinking of starting a go fund me to get them some skyns.

I plow her for five minutes or so and in hot young asian fashion she came 3 times. I was throbbing insider her mushu and she was clenching back like Uma Thurman's shitter in a gang bang.

I had her take the cover off and got her to jerk me off close enough to her face I almost gave her a chocolate cruller glazed facial.

I left pretty disgusted. I have no idea what Amy's schedule is and whether she will get on ozempic soon. But it was 120 for the tip and 50 for the door for full service not a block from Westwood and Wilshire. Go bruins.

[PriscillaM]

Where is this new spot perhaps, dm please (I tried sending a dm, but your stuff is full).

I think it is like in the 5000 block of inglewood, so like inglewood and Jefferson?

It I think is an offshoot of garden spa that abominable shithole.

[MassageTourist]

Is Havana at Downey closed? Couldn't see them on my IG anymore, even the owner's solo page.

[Mongrmongoose]

Happy holidays all, I hear a new shop opening to ring in the new year in culver, a small town with surprisingly a lot of shops. I guess they trying to stand out with 'table shower', and 'nuru' options.

Enjoy!

Where is this new spot perhaps, dm please (I tried sending a dm, but your stuff is full).

[Bobo1145]

7472798XXX.

https://rubrankings.com/united-state...tty-63983.html

[Slicer4]

Happy holidays all, I hear a new shop opening to ring in the new year in culver, a small town with surprisingly a lot of shops. I guess they trying to stand out with 'table shower', and 'nuru' options.

Enjoy!

[Faceless1]

Sounds amazing, I'm heading down to Torrance on Friday. Do you think she'll still be there by then or if not do you know when her last day will be?

By the evening of 31st she be gone, and will be resting for 15 days and go down to OC I believe by the 16th of January.

[TomTomS]

Sounds amazing, I'm heading down to Torrance on Friday. Do you think she'll still be there by then or if not do you know when her last day will be?

I've heard end of the month. But girls switch up early all the time. She said it's her first time in LA and will stay next month, but unknown where yet.

[Rafaza99]

I read "toy" on this forum and had to check it out myself. She came into the room and my jaw nearly got the floor. It was an anime character, beautiful eyes through the big glasses. Long multi color hair extensions with Mickey Mouse ear clips holding her hair up. Just such a Vogue look I couldn't tell you what she looks like normally. Just hot.

I was in such a trance, she grabbed my hand, took one finger and pushed it right to her eye, showing the glasses had no glass, LOL. Great sensual kissing and she allowed me to kiss her face, meck, ears, and down got her big MM nipples. She squeezes my face in between them.

She put a pillow up, which usually means face up but told me to lie face down. I was not expecting a massage and it was light for just a couple minutes. Then she had her small Mary Poppins bag with all her supplies. She only wiped my butt but then she went with a cold water bath, licking with her big tongue everywhere. Ears, back, butt, down to heels. Sloppily wet. It's like you took a shower but forgot to dry your back. An amazing sensation. Then she sort of dried my whole back by sucking everywhere.

I am so glad to have gotten this massage (usually skip at TA until end, but usually out of time). Then all fours for some great RIM (cover on her tongue, which eventually doubled for a cover for the vibrator). Her big tongue was great for this, and sloppily wet as well. Out of the bag came lube and poured it and RIM some more. Then out of the bag a long double sided vibrator and told her yes. She was gentle but as I responded positively, she really dig it in deep, rotating it even though the vibration was on. She then took out a second small vibrator out of her small bag to push against my taint and balls She then went under for BBBJ while licking my butt. Oh, wow.

Then had me turned over for 69 while she continued BBBJ+fucking. I was worried about time (she wasn't) and slowly got off and her lay down for DATY. It had a good effect on her and when I switched squatting, the vibrator fell out which gave me more freedom to lick and adjust my positions. She was exhausted and we kissed while I slapped my dick on her clit and did some long rubbing P2 P to good effect (I love it when girls trust me, especially for first time, that I won't enter her raw). She really got wet but was aware enough to pull a cover out of her bag and I did her standing mish.

Finally, she pointed to her wrist (time) but allowed me to continue pounding away and DFK her. I was close and stood up and she came down, but taking that cover off was too stimulating that I started to leak and she saw that and quickly engulfed me for a satisfying BBBJCIM. I got her stand up and she pointed to her mouth and I nodded and we had a great sloppy cum swapping kiss. No rush.

Again, no rush and I helped her fix the bed. She then showed me a picture of a of a black rippled vibrator that is on order and will stay in your butt. I showed her mine and she giggled but said hers would be larger. Can't wait but don't think it will arrive before she leaves, unfortunately.

Sounds amazing, I'm heading down to Torrance on Friday. Do you think she'll still be there by then or if not do you know when her last day will be?

[TomTomS]

I read "toy" on this forum and had to check it out myself. She came into the room and my jaw nearly got the floor. It was an anime character, beautiful eyes through the big glasses. Long multi color hair extensions with Mickey Mouse ear clips holding her hair up. Just such a Vogue look I couldn't tell you what she looks like normally. Just hot.

I was in such a trance, she grabbed my hand, took one finger and pushed it right to her eye, showing the glasses had no glass, LOL. Great sensual kissing and she allowed me to kiss her face, meck, ears, and down got her big MM nipples. She squeezes my face in between them.

She put a pillow up, which usually means face up but told me to lie face down. I was not expecting a massage and it was light for just a couple minutes. Then she had her small Mary Poppins bag with all her supplies. She only wiped my butt but then she went with a cold water bath, licking with her big tongue everywhere. Ears, back, butt, down to heels. Sloppily wet. It's like you took a shower but forgot to dry your back. An amazing sensation. Then she sort of dried my whole back by sucking everywhere.

I am so glad to have gotten this massage (usually skip at TA until end, but usually out of time). Then all fours for some great RIM (cover on her tongue, which eventually doubled for a cover for the vibrator). Her big tongue was great for this, and sloppily wet as well. Out of the bag came lube and poured it and RIM some more. Then out of the bag a long double sided vibrator and told her yes. She was gentle but as I responded positively, she really dig it in deep, rotating it even though the vibration was on. She then took out a second small vibrator out of her small bag to push against my taint and balls She then went under for BBBJ while licking my butt. Oh, wow.

Then had me turned over for 69 while she continued BBBJ+fucking. I was worried about time (she wasn't) and slowly got off and her lay down for DATY. It had a good effect on her and when I switched squatting, the vibrator fell out which gave me more freedom to lick and adjust my positions. She was exhausted and we kissed while I slapped my dick on her clit and did some long rubbing P2 P to good effect (I love it when girls trust me, especially for first time, that I won't enter her raw). She really got wet but was aware enough to pull a cover out of her bag and I did her standing mish.

Finally, she pointed to her wrist (time) but allowed me to continue pounding away and DFK her. I was close and stood up and she came down, but taking that cover off was too stimulating that I started to leak and she saw that and quickly engulfed me for a satisfying BBBJCIM. I got her stand up and she pointed to her mouth and I nodded and we had a great sloppy cum swapping kiss. No rush.

Again, no rush and I helped her fix the bed. She then showed me a picture of a of a black rippled vibrator that is on order and will stay in your butt. I showed her mine and she giggled but said hers would be larger. Can't wait but don't think it will arrive before she leaves, unfortunately.

[Im Yours]

I was in a rush and couldn't make my usual spot work out so I drove down tstreet to leave and remembered hearing about Lucky. Emily was avlable and my little head got the best of me and I just went in blind. I rarely TOFTT but glad I did. She was cute, spoke very little english but seemed bubbly, and aimed to please.

F: 8 - she kinda looks like an Asian Vanessa Marcel. Seriously. Good looking face.

B: 7 - she's not petite. She has very large Cs or Ds, feels natural. She got an ass at most Asians do not possess. I couldn't see her belly as her dress was on but there's some belly but nothing that distracted me from the 2 giant balloons in my face.

A: 9 - felt like I was with someone I knew. DFK and took direction well. Her voice changes when she is about to O.

S:9 - slobbered me with an excellent BBBJ d didn't forget the balls or area around them. Soft BBBJ, some light DTing. Good DFK I only lasted 2 positions with her, so I can't comment on others but she has great cg game her grind was 8/10 can do it but not too fast, but got me to pop she is tight down there and has some kegals.

E: basically non existent.

Repeat: yes, minus the random dude walking around outside.

[UltraHelioPlex]

Any place that has cameras, the girls stare at them unless they are fucking me, and then they stare at the guns and the balls.

Seriously though, if vice comes in, and the narrative since covid is that asian owned unsanitary businesses are the equivalent of mecca, the holy sepulchre, and the western wall so that I doubt there will ever be a bust of an asian place, what is the massage person going to do, instantly beam herself to some shitbox in covina?

From someone still learning the ropes, I'm confused by what you mean by you doubt there will ever be a bust of an Asian place? Why wouldn't there be?

Also kinda connected and if someone can alleviate my paranoid brain, I was thinking of making the drive and visiting a very popular spot in south bay I keep hearing about, it seems to be every other post here are reviews of it, and even RM has hundreds of reviews, and some on here are complaining about busy parking lots with mongers all trying to visit, how is that not setting off alarm bells in the city and LEO. I know there are always risks in this hobby, and I know people might say 'good stay away, more for us', but honestly curious on thoughts on this.

[Memphis173]

F: 9 - real great looking librarian / secretary look. To be exact using gaming reference, she looks like bayonetta 1 with the glasses and the hairdue.

B: 9 - around 5'3 height. Skinny bod, ok booty, Enhanced DD+ size fun bags, areola size is qualter, Shaved kitty, got a lotus ink top of her kitty.

A: 9 - real slutty, and open, in the way she just leaps into my arms and grabs my rod right off the get-go.

S: 10 - Best Rim queen I ever had, she uses tool as well, but I didn't go that far. DT my rod like she got a hole in the back of her head. Kegal grip best in K9 but my personal favorite is standing mish, because with a face like that and a pair of tits that big, it is a waste do her in any other way imo.

E: simple english, nothing deep or major. Translator is your best friend if you want to chat though.

Repeat / Grade: A+ for me, although I don't think this shop need much introduction, seems to be loved by both locals and visitor like myself.

P: 60+160.

Came to this neck of the hood because I need to pick up family from the airport, came down to this side of the forum to glance at the options, and this place seems to be the one to be. Booked my session 2 hours ahead of time since traffic sucks ass in the 405. When I got there, the shop wasn't busy, a real great sexy looking presume mama san with them beautiful pair of tits welcome me in, after a quick introduction to make sure I am good, she introduce me to 2 gals, and flashes me her tits, and said she is also on the menu as well, pink areola and real nice pair of tits, but the one she introduce me Miumiu was even better pair LOL, I said let me think about it, and the other girl didn't even get her name quickly left the room, and at this time miumiu just lean into my arms and gave me a LFK and licks my neck and ear, when a girl is this friendly, who am I to resist to copafeel at those amazing looking giant DD+ tits, even though I am sure they are enhanced, they were pretty soft for most part. Mama-san saw I was hesitent said she is new and not much people know about her yet so she is extra hungry. I was sold on how welcoming she was and at this time she was already got a hand down my hands to feel my rod up already. I locked her down since I couldn't resist her charm, spread out them Jackson for her with my entry fee. Mama-san left us be and she went to work right away. Had me laid down for a great full body massage, I think I might had lucked out maybe, because I don't see a whole lot of guys get massage or mention that here, but hers were great. Wiped me down and went for what I presume is a cold water catbath, she got some cold water in her mouth and cat baths me from top to bottom first, almost felt as a table shower but except her mouth is doing all the work. Little lick with water to my stink hole got me opened up, she spat and went for a real deep dive of rim session, went real deep with the tuma and fantastic thrusts, lotion up her hands and went for a tug while she kept exploring my backside. It is when she bust out a little massager I had to turn her down, I am only a entry level rim entrisist not an expert to enjoy that much of stimulation yet LOL. She rim and had me spun around, start me with a gawking BJ, then went in deep after she know how much she can handle me, I felt no gag coming from her and went for some hard face fuck and she took me like it was nothing. Got 1 finger in that smooth WAP, got her squealing and clenching me with little effort. Got on top of her she teases me a little with a bit of raw WAP to rod action, though I can sneak one in a few times because it felt so good and she plays it off so nicely. She know I am ready to pounce, so she sneakly suit me up and I waste no time to went in deep in mish, her pelvic bone was hitting me pretty hard so it wasn't a great angle for me at laying mish, so switch to standing mish and it was the sweet spot for me, hit it until I need to slow down to try other positions, finished hard in the bag in K9, had her squeezes me until every drop is out. She continues to sucks on my rod even after she cleans me up for a chance of round 2, but I told her I got to go because I went over my time a bit and I need to get through LAX to get my fam. Promised her I would be back later of the week to see her again even though I am more of a OC local on most days.

Sounds like a great place, can you PM the name of this place please, I am traveling out that way in about a month or so. Thank You!

[PriscillaM]

Someone is copying my shitty reviews and posting them on other sites. Can I get damages or maybe a free breakfast burrito at sabuneh.

[Lexplosion626]

I saw quite a glowing review about the place, got the number off RM and called for an appointment, even though it was a late visit due to scheduling, but it was well worth my time. The place was well hidden, got in from the front and a decent looking gal in her 30's welcome me in, confirmed my appointment and then lead me to one of the rooms that look like a typical doctor's office. In comes Amy, she must be a traffic ticket, because she's got fine written all over her. She is about late 20's early 30's at best with decent make up, pretty tallish gal, nice pair of C enhanced fun bags, shaved pink taco and a fine looking ass. She was in this black tight short shirt, right off the getgo she went and hug and kissed me like we were long lost love or something, caught me by surprise but a good surprise.

We started with a decent massage, kinda short in my opinion, but only found out later even with a little massage it is consider rare in this neck of the hood. Then a cute catbath and some nice nail on balls tickles to woke up jr and I flipped over to exchanged some passionate DFK with her, I helped myself with her pair of lovely pair of Cs to get those nice looking nipples real hard. Her BJ with those sexy lips of hers is amazing, got plenty of great suction, she massages the nads with her tongue felt amazing to say the least. After she got JR up and throbbing, she swung around for some 69 for me to get her ready for some action. She got them lovely thin lips and delicious looking juicy pink meat, she let me put 1 finger at the pink and a little rubbing at the starfish and she was humming with jr in her mouth. When she was nice and ripe, she slips on a hat and went on a cg ride, imo she got real great riding skill. We switch to k9 and her grip got even better, arch her back and went balls deep to pound that tight kitty. Got her calling me daddy and begging for release after some hard poudning. At the end I finished our fantastic session with a load in her mouth, I stuck it deep in to make sure she got every drop, and she took it all with stride, didn't even let me go until she clean me off with her tongue. She speaks decent English, so made the whole thing real smooth, she's got them top notch BJ talents, TA certainly got some real great talents like the review said it is.

Service: BBBJ+cim, CFS, GFE, DATY.

House: 60, tip 160.