Massage Parlor Reports

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Not to be Ebeneezer Scrooge, but I couldn't agree more.

Yes, good service deserves good tips. Outstanding service gets outstanding tips, but if you are just going through the motions (and don't listen to customers), minimum tip should be expected as it's not EARNED.

Just like of late all the tips expected at food service. Like the old saying goes, if I stand up to place my order & receive food standing, I'm not leaving a tip.

Good for you.

Which is why I hate this trend of girls demanding full tips before services are provided. At that point, you are at their mercy. Usually its good, but a few times, I really wish I had just walked out at that point before giving the tip, and going to another place. Maybe the girls are getting stiffed by guys giving no tips, but there has to be a middle ground.

[Slammer6008]

Had some time this past weekend and decided to stop by Lucky Spa on Westminster, did my research and decided on Yi-Yi. When I arrived she answered the door. She was pretty, tall. About 5'8", nice body. She led me to the room by hand. Didn't get too much better than that. 1 hour was $45, I handed her $50 but didn't get any change.

After disrobing and laying on the table, she came in and put a towel over my butt then She put half the bottle of oil on my back. The massage itself actually was good. No tease at all, and then the flip. She kept the towel on as I flipped and then put a ton of oil on my legs and thighs for the massage. She then gestured for a handy and I nodded. Keeping to the theme, she pour a bunch of oil on Jr and started to jackhammer. After about 20 seconds I told her to stop and just finish the normal massage. I wasn't about to pay handy prices for that overall experience, after a few minutes, she started rubbing Jr again and I asked her to stop again and that I didn't like the jackhammer. She wiped me off with a towel and I got dressed. As we were walking out I handed her $25 (which was actually $30 because I didn't get change earlier. She counted it and was pissed. Sorry, I work too hard for my money, and will not pay for shitty service when Westminster is crawling with shops that are much friendlier.

Happy holidays.

That sucks I will let Cindy know!! Maybe go back and have Cindy take care of you!!

[BeerMe69]

Just spent a good hour at the AMP on La Paz near the Mission Viejo Commerce Center.

I was feeling extra lonely tonight and was long over due on a woman's touch. Especially some Chinese girls.

Valerie was rather basic on her communication skills but she had a nice perfect and tight body. Not flat either in both her boobs and ass. She teased me so much by guiding my hands to her assets while she massaged me. Valerie got me in such a mood that I was ready rather quickly for the fun boom boom stuff. Got glove on and titt fucked and she deep throated me like there was no tomorrow. Very good blowing technique. Made me unload the soldiers early but that's ok. Well played.

I noticed that place the other day, This hobby gets pricey can you let me know what the donation for her time?

[Illeffeqt]

I had a great time last time with Bobo, so seeing the big day is only a few days away, decide to come to get another load in her today, OA during the holiday seems like a great choice to visit because not only the parking lot is empty so is the shop. Emma opened the door as always, when I asked for bobo, she said she is busy or w / e didn't catch the rest mainly because she pitches me a real pretty gal goes by Miya, she is in her late 20's at best, skinny build, real pretty face on this one, she doesn't look full Chinese, maybe a little Philippine mixed in her to make her look extra exotic. Long black hair that covers a little over her tits, and she got a pair of Cs MM that could fool me if told me they were real. Bald eagle down south is always perfect in my book, nice bubble butt that fits lovely with her build. She speaks decent English, so it is a bonus for me already. I hate rating looks on my review because beauty is in the eye of de beholder, but she makes it in my top 10 of the year easily.

Quoting a piece of Faceless Miya review for linkage as I had a VERY similar experience with her.

It was a Christmas miracle as I was able to get away one last time before the big day. Miya is hands down one of the best looking girls I've seen here. We skipped the formalities and got straight to the fun. I can't help but take a moment to admire her. Shoulder length brown hair which she kept up the whole time, her skin is smooth and flawless, no tats, beautiful face and complexion with makeup on point and her eyes and face as mentioned look to have a little SE Asian mixed in. Cute little butt that's perfect for squeezing on her tiny frame and her natural Bs are just incredible with nice thin long nipples made for sucking.

She had on a little one piece which she pulled down to feed me her tits and the lower half up to expose her beautiful kitty. Started with me sitting on the table for cat bath, BLS and BBBJ which all felt amazing. This girl never breaks eye contact, it's insane. Eventually she pops up and asks if I want to suck her pussy LOL. That's one way to put it and I happily oblige as she has me lay down for 69. Great highlight here as she tasted incredible while grinding all over my face as she DT 'little feq. If I was a few years younger I definitely would've busted here.

Main event consisted of ACG, CG, Mish, Standing Mish, K9 with tons of DFK during. It's really hard to pick a favorite. She is super tight and exercises those kegels well. We had the VIP room so I had to take advantage of that and she rode me some more to her big O. She said she was hungry and wanted to eat me so I happily complied to a CIM finish where she took the whole load while staring back at me and didn't miss a drop. Compliments throughout, bf / gf mentions and speaks English well so conversing was easy as long as you keep it simple for her. Blue toast cheers to end with a water to go.

Elly and Kitty are the others currently rounding out the current lineup. Exchanged pleasantries with MMS who always looks great and wished each other a Merry Christmas. Hope to try and squeeze one or two more in before New Years.

Here til EOM. HF70 / Dono160.

[Taws6]

She counted it and was pissed. Sorry, I work too hard for my money

Not to be Ebeneezer Scrooge, but I couldn't agree more.

Yes, good service deserves good tips. Outstanding service gets outstanding tips, but if you are just going through the motions (and don't listen to customers), minimum tip should be expected as it's not EARNED.

Just like of late all the tips expected at food service. Like the old saying goes, if I stand up to place my order & receive food standing, I'm not leaving a tip.

Good for you.

[LiveForFun]

Been hearing about Dianna and she sounded like my type. I have a thing for the natural look and vibe.

When I arrived, she was a little shy at introductions, but she opened up quite quick and was very enthusiastic. She seemed to really want to please, so I was getting pretty excited. Gave her the donation upfront and asked for the fun first.

When she returned, her dressed dropped to the ground almost immediately. She had me sit back on the table, climbed up on top of me, arms around me and kissing. I was very excited, so little buddy was throbbing below her hitting against her kitty. She had a little trimmed kitty, as we adjusted slightly more onto the table, the tip slipped in a little bit, she wiggled her hips off slowly and didn't panic or anything. She was teasing the fuck out of me and had me fully aroused.

I needed support ASAP, called in air support for cover fire, cover arrived and we went through it all. ACG, CG, RCG, Mish, Standing Mish, K9, I gave her everything I had as a reward. Blew a thick 2 wk load into her mouth and chest.

Not sure what it was, maybe we just clicked well, but was an amazing session with her. Cuddled and relaxed a little bit afterwards with her running her fingers up and down my chest.

Highly recommend Dianna, hope I can catch her again for my last of 2025.

[Mr Plumber]

Hey fellas. Do any of the lovely GIFL ladies at Lucky Pavilion have big tits? Rubmaps shows someone there does, but I can't seem to find anything on our forum search. Most everything revolves around Jenny.

Happy holiday hunting!

Been a few years but Ruby and Angela had nice B tits. Back then Ruby had lost a lot of weight and her burgeoning hour-glass shape made her tits all the nicer. That and the way she'd projectile squirt when she nutted made her loads of fun. Angela was a phenomenal kisser and cock sucker TC CIM. No swallow and if the load was big she'd choke a bit. The perils of a nasty gag reflex. Oh well. Not sure who's there now except for Jenny, who has tiny, flat titties but gives amazing service.

Mr. P.

[HandyLover]

Had some time this past weekend and decided to stop by Lucky Spa on Westminster, did my research and decided on Yi-Yi. When I arrived she answered the door. She was pretty, tall. About 5'8", nice body. She led me to the room by hand. Didn't get too much better than that. 1 hour was $45, I handed her $50 but didn't get any change.

After disrobing and laying on the table, she came in and put a towel over my butt then She put half the bottle of oil on my back. The massage itself actually was good. No tease at all, and then the flip. She kept the towel on as I flipped and then put a ton of oil on my legs and thighs for the massage. She then gestured for a handy and I nodded. Keeping to the theme, she pour a bunch of oil on Jr and started to jackhammer. After about 20 seconds I told her to stop and just finish the normal massage. I wasn't about to pay handy prices for that overall experience, after a few minutes, she started rubbing Jr again and I asked her to stop again and that I didn't like the jackhammer. She wiped me off with a towel and I got dressed. As we were walking out I handed her $25 (which was actually $30 because I didn't get change earlier. She counted it and was pissed. Sorry, I work too hard for my money, and will not pay for shitty service when Westminster is crawling with shops that are much friendlier.

Happy holidays.

[KammyMike]

Per your request, KM. Paid a couple visits to Eileen at One by One on Westminster. She's a cute, mid-30's plain-Jane GND with tiny nipples on A cup titties. Height weight proportionate at 5' 2" tall and about 100 lbs. Small, soft, squeezable ass attached to a small, straight, smooth body. Bald beaver to which she allows various forms of covered and uncovered access, along with digital and oral stimulation.

First visit was early in the day. She was smiley and fresh. A nice half hour of HJ and DATY with LFK. Second visit was an hour but late in the day. She was still smiley and sweet but the poor girl was worn out. Eileen did lean, right across the table as I guided her to do, a position from which I enjoyed standing doggy in her tight, hairless kitty. The warm up to this was a CBJ, then she lubed my covered rod, assumed the desired position and guided me into her snug honey pot. The rooms are tiny and dark with only a drape and no door. Not much room to girate without skin slapping sounds telling everyone in the joint what we're doing. But some careful thrusting got me over the finish line without making too much noise. She collected my seedless specimen and provided a warm towel to clean myself. HF: 3 Jackson's Tip: 7 Jackson's. Repeat? Only if I'm first jockey in the saddle in the first race of the day. Or if somebody tells me she'll BBBJCIMWS.

Mr. P.

Ten J's for mid 30 ish A cup and everything covered is overpriced. I will leaning towards elsewhere but appreciate and thank you for toftt.

[KammyMike]

Am I the only chump in here who has no idea what BBFU is?

Mr. P.

BBFU.

Be back for you.

[Mr Plumber]

Don't forget to report back with your Eileen L1 or L2 experience. Don't forget to stand up straight. LOL.

Per your request, KM. Paid a couple visits to Eileen at One by One on Westminster. She's a cute, mid-30's plain-Jane GND with tiny nipples on A cup titties. Height weight proportionate at 5' 2" tall and about 100 lbs. Small, soft, squeezable ass attached to a small, straight, smooth body. Bald beaver to which she allows various forms of covered and uncovered access, along with digital and oral stimulation.

First visit was early in the day. She was smiley and fresh. A nice half hour of HJ and DATY with LFK. Second visit was an hour but late in the day. She was still smiley and sweet but the poor girl was worn out. Eileen did lean, right across the table as I guided her to do, a position from which I enjoyed standing doggy in her tight, hairless kitty. The warm up to this was a CBJ, then she lubed my covered rod, assumed the desired position and guided me into her snug honey pot. The rooms are tiny and dark with only a drape and no door. Not much room to girate without skin slapping sounds telling everyone in the joint what we're doing. But some careful thrusting got me over the finish line without making too much noise. She collected my seedless specimen and provided a warm towel to clean myself. HF: 3 Jackson's Tip: 7 Jackson's. Repeat? Only if I'm first jockey in the saddle in the first race of the day. Or if somebody tells me she'll BBBJCIMWS.

Mr. P.

[Mr Plumber]

Bare back flagellating uvula?

BWAHAHAHAHA! That paints a mighty strange picture. Oh the downside of an active imagination. I'll run with your definition, Caribe, at least until the OP clears the air on this acronym debacle.

Mr. P.

[BraveNuPengwin]

Lovely mamasan greeted me with a stellar pre-game massage.

Shortly after.

Lovingly walked in gorgeousness.

Godly encounter, words don't do it justice.

Beautiful, definitely 1 of the highlights.

Bls slurpage was intense, beege was phenomenal, 6 ninez was playful & exquisite, and the cherry on top his / her salad toss.

Signature Alan finisher left my hine legs sore, what a banger.

-total stunner- <3 obvious 2 nds and thirds if possible.

What a beauty + always at nOAn.

Of this year, best way to close the year.

[Caribe]

Am I the only chump in here who has no idea what BBFU is?

Mr. P.

Bare back flagellating uvula?

[Dildo Baggens]

Thanks for the tip. Do you recall the name (s) of the provider (s)? Was there any BBBJ for that price?

Let me know and thanks again.

DB.

Been there numerous times, you can get by with 120. At least in my experience.