Massage Parlor Reports

[HandyLover]

Had some time this past weekend and decided to stop by Lucky Spa on Westminster, did my research and decided on Yi-Yi. When I arrived she answered the door. She was pretty, tall. About 5'8", nice body. She led me to the room by hand. Didn't get too much better than that. 1 hour was $45, I handed her $50 but didn't get any change.

After disrobing and laying on the table, she came in and put a towel over my butt then She put half the bottle of oil on my back. The massage itself actually was good. No tease at all, and then the flip. She kept the towel on as I flipped and then put a ton of oil on my legs and thighs for the massage. She then gestured for a handy and I nodded. Keeping to the theme, she pour a bunch of oil on Jr and started to jackhammer. After about 20 seconds I told her to stop and just finish the normal massage. I wasn't about to pay handy prices for that overall experience, after a few minutes, she started rubbing Jr again and I asked her to stop again and that I didn't like the jackhammer. She wiped me off with a towel and I got dressed. As we were walking out I handed her $25 (which was actually $30 because I didn't get change earlier. She counted it and was pissed. Sorry, I work too hard for my money, and will not pay for shitty service when Westminster is crawling with shops that are much friendlier.

Happy holidays.

[KammyMike]

Per your request, KM. Paid a couple visits to Eileen at One by One on Westminster. She's a cute, mid-30's plain-Jane GND with tiny nipples on A cup titties. Height weight proportionate at 5' 2" tall and about 100 lbs. Small, soft, squeezable ass attached to a small, straight, smooth body. Bald beaver to which she allows various forms of covered and uncovered access, along with digital and oral stimulation.

First visit was early in the day. She was smiley and fresh. A nice half hour of HJ and DATY with LFK. Second visit was an hour but late in the day. She was still smiley and sweet but the poor girl was worn out. Eileen did lean, right across the table as I guided her to do, a position from which I enjoyed standing doggy in her tight, hairless kitty. The warm up to this was a CBJ, then she lubed my covered rod, assumed the desired position and guided me into her snug honey pot. The rooms are tiny and dark with only a drape and no door. Not much room to girate without skin slapping sounds telling everyone in the joint what we're doing. But some careful thrusting got me over the finish line without making too much noise. She collected my seedless specimen and provided a warm towel to clean myself. HF: 3 Jackson's Tip: 7 Jackson's. Repeat? Only if I'm first jockey in the saddle in the first race of the day. Or if somebody tells me she'll BBBJCIMWS.

Mr. P.

Ten J's for mid 30 ish A cup and everything covered is overpriced. I will leaning towards elsewhere but appreciate and thank you for toftt.

[KammyMike]

Am I the only chump in here who has no idea what BBFU is?

Mr. P.

BBFU.

Be back for you.

[Mr Plumber]

Don't forget to report back with your Eileen L1 or L2 experience. Don't forget to stand up straight. LOL.

Per your request, KM. Paid a couple visits to Eileen at One by One on Westminster. She's a cute, mid-30's plain-Jane GND with tiny nipples on A cup titties. Height weight proportionate at 5' 2" tall and about 100 lbs. Small, soft, squeezable ass attached to a small, straight, smooth body. Bald beaver to which she allows various forms of covered and uncovered access, along with digital and oral stimulation.

First visit was early in the day. She was smiley and fresh. A nice half hour of HJ and DATY with LFK. Second visit was an hour but late in the day. She was still smiley and sweet but the poor girl was worn out. Eileen did lean, right across the table as I guided her to do, a position from which I enjoyed standing doggy in her tight, hairless kitty. The warm up to this was a CBJ, then she lubed my covered rod, assumed the desired position and guided me into her snug honey pot. The rooms are tiny and dark with only a drape and no door. Not much room to girate without skin slapping sounds telling everyone in the joint what we're doing. But some careful thrusting got me over the finish line without making too much noise. She collected my seedless specimen and provided a warm towel to clean myself. HF: 3 Jackson's Tip: 7 Jackson's. Repeat? Only if I'm first jockey in the saddle in the first race of the day. Or if somebody tells me she'll BBBJCIMWS.

Mr. P.

[Mr Plumber]

Bare back flagellating uvula?

BWAHAHAHAHA! That paints a mighty strange picture. Oh the downside of an active imagination. I'll run with your definition, Caribe, at least until the OP clears the air on this acronym debacle.

Mr. P.

[BraveNuPengwin]

Lovely mamasan greeted me with a stellar pre-game massage.

Shortly after.

Lovingly walked in gorgeousness.

Godly encounter, words don't do it justice.

Beautiful, definitely 1 of the highlights.

Bls slurpage was intense, beege was phenomenal, 6 ninez was playful & exquisite, and the cherry on top his / her salad toss.

Signature Alan finisher left my hine legs sore, what a banger.

-total stunner- <3 obvious 2 nds and thirds if possible.

What a beauty + always at nOAn.

Of this year, best way to close the year.

[Caribe]

Am I the only chump in here who has no idea what BBFU is?

Mr. P.

Bare back flagellating uvula?

[Dildo Baggens]

Thanks for the tip. Do you recall the name (s) of the provider (s)? Was there any BBBJ for that price?

Let me know and thanks again.

DB.

Been there numerous times, you can get by with 120. At least in my experience.

[Randy62]

Any other providers offer A more expanding (BBFU) menu like Peach? I'm not TO sure if peach is the right candidate, she gets down WITH A GOOD SERVICE, I CAN ASSURE THAT. Just worried about the miles she's put on that body.

I'm going to need to bust out my secret decoder to figure this one out.

[SCJohn]

Top 10 isn't a high mileage place but you can find yourself standing on second base with some of their girls, like Lucy. You'll need to invest some time and repeat visits with fair tips. Lucy and her pointy Bs look very cute bare-ass naked.

Mr. P.

Haven't been to Top 10 in a while. Use to be one of my goto places. Jenny and Lucy were fun. But they started getting greedy so I have moved on. Any good talent there now?

[Taws6]

New week New girl-.

As I wrote last week, joyous seems to rotate girls quite often. This week my providers name was April. I would say she was in her late 20's a very cute and petite spinner type with very attractive, man-made C cups.

I opted for the 1/2 h $40-$150 All covered.

April has a very comfortable attitude and demeanor. Her massage was above average for a full service place and wished I'd opted for more time. She says she's there Sunday-Tues. Also, as I was leaving there was another 20 something, very sexy outgoing provider as well.

DB.

Been there numerous times, you can get by with 120. At least in my experience.

[Mr Plumber]

Any other providers offer A more expanding (BBFU) menu like Peach?.

Am I the only chump in here who has no idea what BBFU is?

Mr. P.

[Mr Plumber]

I ended up instead at Top 10, also lots of reviews. I got yo-yo who was somewhat cute mid 30's not particularly playful or pleasant and wanted 70 to use her hands and let me touch her Cs but not see them. Will not repeat, at least not with her.

Top 10 isn't a high mileage place but you can find yourself standing on second base with some of their girls, like Lucy. You'll need to invest some time and repeat visits with fair tips. Lucy and her pointy Bs look very cute bare-ass naked.

Mr. P.

[Lexplosion626]

Any other providers offer A more expanding (BBFU) menu like Peach? I'm not TO sure if peach is the right candidate, she gets down WITH A GOOD SERVICE, I CAN ASSURE THAT. Just worried about the miles she's put on that body.

On the anaheim side seem like there is a chick goes by Jessica at Royal Beauty Spa that does what you seek. P. S why would anyone want to go bb with that old piece of meat that been taking it raw for over 3+ years is beyond me.

[BraveNuPengwin]

Went with Angela this weekend and was pleasantly surprised.

She's beyond cute and angelic+.

Doll from beginning to finish.

Highly recommend and will definitely repeat if possible.

Dfk, dt hurricanes, 69's, tongue twisted her round bubble bum, passionate GFE coitus with cim finish.

Her presence was just a pleasure.

What a sweet girl &.

Kind of wish all encounters went this way but she hit it on nose.

Love this place.

Long queues are downers.

-Continue to scout the prehistoric Rinmerstein *.