Massage Parlor Reports

**Ryancp81** · Today 20:19

Originally Posted by SnoreLax777 [View Original Post]

I saw the ad for it, I think its moon light spa? Not sure, its the 300 block 3rd, just east of division.

The spa looks like they are still moving in. On a Saturday no one was at the other spots in the strip mall. Walked in and older gal in her 40's took me back and started the massage. She was a tiny little thing, super skinny, no ass or tits. 5 minutes goes by and a different girl comes in, thought it was super weird but just went with it. The new girl was pretty cute. Late 30's if I has to guess. Tits were big enough to grab a handful, had a nice body. Massage was actually pretty good I thought. Teasing was awesome, she had me going. Flip I asked for boom boom, but she was on her period I think she said, so settled for a CBJ for 140. She was a trooper, CBJ doesn't get me off very often and this time it didn't either. Had her finish me with a HJ. She said next we can "boom boom" we shall see. Worst part was they had a dude waiting in the lobby, very awkward walking out. Very busy also, heard the door bell go off a bunch of times. I had a good time she wanted my number and gave her my burner number. I will probably go again. Also during the massage "mama" came in and they had a conversation in Chinese, just another wired thing.

Went here. Your average looks and service. Everything covered and overcharged, complaining about her being small and telling me to hurry and not getting full time. I may be back but tired of these fucking Asians bitching about me being big and wanting more money for less service. Able ready to quit the game at least in this area.

**WestCoastr** · Yesterday 20:19

Did you get the DM?

Originally Posted by SnoreLax777 [View Original Post]

Anyone have any luck yet with the Asian hotel ads? So far from what I remember it hasn't been good. But I'm craving some Asian pussy badly LOL.

**SnoreLax777** · 12-22-25 15:35

Originally Posted by WestCoastr [View Original Post]

They are absolutely gorgeous with my eyes closed.

Yeah the 2 girls I saw weren't dimes, the one I ended up with I thought didn't look half bad.Girls usually look better once they have your dick in there mouth lol.

**WestCoastr** · 12-21-25 21:23

They are absolutely gorgeous with my eyes closed.

Originally Posted by Ryancp81 [View Original Post]

200 block not 300.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/chene...3/804812186539

I'll go check it out too. What would you rate their factial attractiveness?

**Ryancp81** · 12-21-25 18:48

Originally Posted by SnoreLax777 [View Original Post]

I saw the ad for it, I think its moon light spa? Not sure, its the 300 block 3rd, just east of division.

The spa looks like they are still moving in. On a Saturday no one was at the other spots in the strip mall. Walked in and older gal in her 40's took me back and started the massage. She was a tiny little thing, super skinny, no ass or tits. 5 minutes goes by and a different girl comes in, thought it was super weird but just went with it. The new girl was pretty cute. Late 30's if I has to guess. Tits were big enough to grab a handful, had a nice body. Massage was actually pretty good I thought. Teasing was awesome, she had me going. Flip I asked for boom boom, but she was on her period I think she said, so settled for a CBJ for 140. She was a trooper, CBJ doesn't get me off very often and this time it didn't either. Had her finish me with a HJ. She said next we can "boom boom" we shall see. Worst part was they had a dude waiting in the lobby, very awkward walking out. Very busy also, heard the door bell go off a bunch of times. I had a good time she wanted my number and gave her my burner number. I will probably go again. Also during the massage "mama" came in and they had a conversation in Chinese, just another wired thing.

200 block not 300.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/chene...3/804812186539

I'll go check it out too. What would you rate their factial attractiveness?

**Ryancp81** · 12-21-25 18:38

Originally Posted by SnoreLax777 [View Original Post]

Anyone have any luck yet with the Asian hotel ads? So far from what I remember it hasn't been good. But I'm craving some Asian pussy badly LOL.

You probably already know this but you absolutely will not get what you see. At best a fugly grandma to be totally honest. I tried it once and was let down by how unattractive they were.

**SnoreLax777** · 12-21-25 01:22

I saw the ad for it, I think its moon light spa? Not sure, its the 300 block 3rd, just east of division.

The spa looks like they are still moving in. On a Saturday no one was at the other spots in the strip mall. Walked in and older gal in her 40's took me back and started the massage. She was a tiny little thing, super skinny, no ass or tits. 5 minutes goes by and a different girl comes in, thought it was super weird but just went with it. The new girl was pretty cute. Late 30's if I has to guess. Tits were big enough to grab a handful, had a nice body. Massage was actually pretty good I thought. Teasing was awesome, she had me going. Flip I asked for boom boom, but she was on her period I think she said, so settled for a CBJ for 140. She was a trooper, CBJ doesn't get me off very often and this time it didn't either. Had her finish me with a HJ. She said next we can "boom boom" we shall see. Worst part was they had a dude waiting in the lobby, very awkward walking out. Very busy also, heard the door bell go off a bunch of times. I had a good time she wanted my number and gave her my burner number. I will probably go again. Also during the massage "mama" came in and they had a conversation in Chinese, just another wired thing.

**TooLad** · 12-19-25 21:57

Dreamed of the new spot recently mentioned on the south hill. Saw Julie and she's nothing compared to the 56 ladies but she was fine. Early 40's and fairly petite. It seems to be a 1 worker at a time place as she had to head up front when someone came in during the massage. Inside was nice and table was comfy and clean. She was very cheery and spoke good English, chatty and a good sense of humor. Massage was pretty meh, mostly elbows but plenty of teasing. The flip she got right into it and grabbed herself a handful and popped the girls out. Menu was very open. You can message me for details. I opted just for a HE (80) just because she damn near had me halfway there before negotiations started LOL. Prolly could have gotten lower on that but I'm not much of a haggler and like I said she was already working on me LOL.

Anyway, overall it was a solid time and I will repeat. Julie did say they will have another girl next week but she wasnt sure if she will be there also. Stay safe fellas.

**SnoreLax777** · 12-19-25 11:01

Anyone have any luck yet with the Asian hotel ads? So far from what I remember it hasn't been good. But I'm craving some Asian pussy badly LOL.

**ForumFan** · 12-19-25 00:19

Originally Posted by Ryancp81 [View Original Post]

Located on the south hill, called u.MI massage. Easy to google, it's on 27th just west of Ray behind the big 29th st shopping center and next door to a legit tanning / spa. Inconsipicuous and professional enough looking from the outside. We'll see how long it lasts.

Copy / paste of what I submitted on RM:

My days of writing many reviews are gone but this was a hidden gem I figured worth mentioning, especially in todays climate of municipalities like the Valley (where I live) closing shops. I wasn't expecting much here but a HJ from a granny but was genuinely surprised with the attractiveness and personality of Julie. Unlike most providers she has a great looking body and nice smile. Face attractiveness probably a high 7 IMHO. Massage was above average on a well padded table. Music was decent through ceiling and not a phone. Massage was pretty thorough and not all elbows like most half-assed ones. Short period of typical teasing prior to the flip and a small water before the fun.

Play time. She offered a HJ or BJ, I didn't ask about CFS but will ask on the next visit since I unforately didn't haggle her horrendous tip request of $150 for what turned out to be a saran wrap but decent CBJ. It was all of a minute or two before she stopped for just a HJ. Since I paid out the ass for a short CBJ and HJ, I asked if I could COB and she quickly obliged. A decent load released on her firm but real C's. I know I paid to much but didn't want to play the numbers argument. Just wanted to keep the vibe. Next time I'll haggle her down or see if she'll do CFS for that price but the place looks possibly too clean and legit aesthetically for CFS plus I think she was the only one there.

This will probably be my go-to from now on unless something magical happens in the Valley, though likley won't anytime soon. She said she's from Beijing, not the owner and the place has only been open 3 months. Worth the visit if you get Julie and haggle her down to a more reasonable number like 80-120 for a CBJ if that's your thing. Got another water on the way out. Overally a 8/10 experience here, reccommend!

150 is pretty bad LOL, but whatever I guess. You don't really have to haggle, just laugh and say 'that's the price for boom boom' or something like that. I actually think they like you more if you laugh when they say 200 or whatever. 60-80/100-120/140-180. It used to be easy to tip 2/3, 1. 5, 2 (and change) times the house fee.

**SleadHead** · 12-17-25 19:31

Has anybody tried the new places around? How about the Yan spa on Garland?

**LieonMe** · 12-16-25 16:01

Originally Posted by Ryancp81 [View Original Post]

Yeah I get it. I paid way too much for a shitty CBJ. That's on me but despite that the visit overall was high in my book. Try the place out, or don't. Just sharing my opinion.

Everyones experience is different. Some walk out on granny's some don't. I don't think you'll get a FS offer there. Seems most places that used to offer it now don't so they don't get shut down. It appears this is agreement that the city came to with them. Napa one use to swap out fit 30's something girls every month and do FS and now they swapped to no FS and the same girl has been there ever since. Let us know if you get FS though! Would be nice to have another option.

**Gophy** · 12-16-25 11:17

Originally Posted by Ryancp81 [View Original Post]

Yeah I get it. I paid way too much for a shitty CBJ. That's on me but despite that the visit overall was high in my book. Try the place out, or don't. Just sharing my opinion.

Generally I'm paying 75-100 for HJ or CBJ. 150 ish for FS. Last year in Yakima I was getting BBFS for that but that was the Wild West and got shut down. I haven't been to an AMP in Spokane but these prices have been pretty consistent everywhere else.

**Ryancp81** · 12-15-25 20:41

Yeah I get it. I paid way too much for a shitty CBJ. That's on me but despite that the visit overall was high in my book. Try the place out, or don't. Just sharing my opinion.

Originally Posted by Gophy [View Original Post]

Am I missing something? This was an 8/10? You got what I barely qualify as a passing score. Like 2/10. Is Spokane this bad?

**Gophy** · 12-14-25 21:00

Originally Posted by Ryancp81 [View Original Post]

Located on the south hill, called u.MI massage. Easy to google, it's on 27th just west of Ray behind the big 29th st shopping center and next door to a legit tanning / spa. Inconsipicuous and professional enough looking from the outside. We'll see how long it lasts.

Copy / paste of what I submitted on RM:

My days of writing many reviews are gone but this was a hidden gem I figured worth mentioning, especially in todays climate of municipalities like the Valley (where I live) closing shops. I wasn't expecting much here but a HJ from a granny but was genuinely surprised with the attractiveness and personality of Julie. Unlike most providers she has a great looking body and nice smile. Face attractiveness probably a high 7 IMHO. Massage was above average on a well padded table. Music was decent through ceiling and not a phone. Massage was pretty thorough and not all elbows like most half-assed ones. Short period of typical teasing prior to the flip and a small water before the fun.

Play time. She offered a HJ or BJ, I didn't ask about CFS but will ask on the next visit since I unforately didn't haggle her horrendous tip request of $150 for what turned out to be a saran wrap but decent CBJ. It was all of a minute or two before she stopped for just a HJ. Since I paid out the ass for a short CBJ and HJ, I asked if I could COB and she quickly obliged. A decent load released on her firm but real C's. I know I paid to much but didn't want to play the numbers argument. Just wanted to keep the vibe. Next time I'll haggle her down or see if she'll do CFS for that price but the place looks possibly too clean and legit aesthetically for CFS plus I think she was the only one there.

This will probably be my go-to from now on unless something magical happens in the Valley, though likley won't anytime soon. She said she's from Beijing, not the owner and the place has only been open 3 months. Worth the visit if you get Julie and haggle her down to a more reasonable number like 80-120 for a CBJ if that's your thing. Got another water on the way out. Overally a 8/10 experience here, reccommend!

Am I missing something? This was an 8/10? You got what I barely qualify as a passing score. Like 2/10. Is Spokane this bad?