Massage Parlor Reports

[Ryancp81]

Yeah I get it. I paid way too much for a shitty CBJ. That's on me but despite that the visit overall was high in my book. Try the place out, or don't. Just sharing my opinion.

Am I missing something? This was an 8/10? You got what I barely qualify as a passing score. Like 2/10. Is Spokane this bad?

[Gophy]

Located on the south hill, called u.MI massage. Easy to google, it's on 27th just west of Ray behind the big 29th st shopping center and next door to a legit tanning / spa. Inconsipicuous and professional enough looking from the outside. We'll see how long it lasts.

Copy / paste of what I submitted on RM:

My days of writing many reviews are gone but this was a hidden gem I figured worth mentioning, especially in todays climate of municipalities like the Valley (where I live) closing shops. I wasn't expecting much here but a HJ from a granny but was genuinely surprised with the attractiveness and personality of Julie. Unlike most providers she has a great looking body and nice smile. Face attractiveness probably a high 7 IMHO. Massage was above average on a well padded table. Music was decent through ceiling and not a phone. Massage was pretty thorough and not all elbows like most half-assed ones. Short period of typical teasing prior to the flip and a small water before the fun.

Play time. She offered a HJ or BJ, I didn't ask about CFS but will ask on the next visit since I unforately didn't haggle her horrendous tip request of $150 for what turned out to be a saran wrap but decent CBJ. It was all of a minute or two before she stopped for just a HJ. Since I paid out the ass for a short CBJ and HJ, I asked if I could COB and she quickly obliged. A decent load released on her firm but real C's. I know I paid to much but didn't want to play the numbers argument. Just wanted to keep the vibe. Next time I'll haggle her down or see if she'll do CFS for that price but the place looks possibly too clean and legit aesthetically for CFS plus I think she was the only one there.

This will probably be my go-to from now on unless something magical happens in the Valley, though likley won't anytime soon. She said she's from Beijing, not the owner and the place has only been open 3 months. Worth the visit if you get Julie and haggle her down to a more reasonable number like 80-120 for a CBJ if that's your thing. Got another water on the way out. Overally a 8/10 experience here, reccommend!

Am I missing something? This was an 8/10? You got what I barely qualify as a passing score. Like 2/10. Is Spokane this bad?

[Ryancp81]

Located on the south hill, called u.MI massage. Easy to google, it's on 27th just west of Ray behind the big 29th st shopping center and next door to a legit tanning / spa. Inconsipicuous and professional enough looking from the outside. We'll see how long it lasts.

Copy / paste of what I submitted on RM:

My days of writing many reviews are gone but this was a hidden gem I figured worth mentioning, especially in todays climate of municipalities like the Valley (where I live) closing shops. I wasn't expecting much here but a HJ from a granny but was genuinely surprised with the attractiveness and personality of Julie. Unlike most providers she has a great looking body and nice smile. Face attractiveness probably a high 7 IMHO. Massage was above average on a well padded table. Music was decent through ceiling and not a phone. Massage was pretty thorough and not all elbows like most half-assed ones. Short period of typical teasing prior to the flip and a small water before the fun.

Play time. She offered a HJ or BJ, I didn't ask about CFS but will ask on the next visit since I unforately didn't haggle her horrendous tip request of $150 for what turned out to be a saran wrap but decent CBJ. It was all of a minute or two before she stopped for just a HJ. Since I paid out the ass for a short CBJ and HJ, I asked if I could COB and she quickly obliged. A decent load released on her firm but real C's. I know I paid to much but didn't want to play the numbers argument. Just wanted to keep the vibe. Next time I'll haggle her down or see if she'll do CFS for that price but the place looks possibly too clean and legit aesthetically for CFS plus I think she was the only one there.

This will probably be my go-to from now on unless something magical happens in the Valley, though likley won't anytime soon. She said she's from Beijing, not the owner and the place has only been open 3 months. Worth the visit if you get Julie and haggle her down to a more reasonable number like 80-120 for a CBJ if that's your thing. Got another water on the way out. Overally a 8/10 experience here, reccommend!

[DownRigger]

Went by and saw that it looks closed. This was the one way up north by zips. Does anybody know where the middle aged main lady ended up? She had a decent set of cans, I had a couple of good massages from her and was comfortable.

It seams like this is where they said they were moving to.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/chene...r/818512783621

[Rblair]

Went by and saw that it looks closed. This was the one way up north by zips. Does anybody know where the middle aged main lady ended up? She had a decent set of cans, I had a couple of good massages from her and was comfortable.

[SnoreLax777]

Recent Adventures.

Crystal Sea.

This was back in September. Arrived early evening, granny wearing a night gown, I should of walked away but I didn't. Bad massage, but I will say the teasing was top notch. Just wanted an HE but more was available. She kept on trying to put her pussy in my face and I wasn't trying to eat that out, so I put a finger in her butt and that calmed her down some LOL she almost fell off the table. Finished and left, it will be a bit if I ever return.

Airway Heights One.

Arrived about 9 ish, paid an hr. She was probably in her 40's,wearing a black dress, sandals, and some nice red panties. Massage wasn't very good, teasing ok. She can take some dick tho, I fucked the shit out of her, she was doing the Asian moaning thing very loud LOL. $140 for the deed. As I was trying to leave she kept on trying to kiss me but she's a smoker, I kept trying to pull away but she wanted to try to kiss me more. I would repeat.

[SleadHead]

Saw this spot while out and about, anyone got an insight?

Full service if you are regular only.

[Anon5873]

Saw this spot while out and about, anyone got an insight?

[Ryancp81]

I have never heard of the Sunny spa. Location please.

It's literally the first result if you search Sunny spa Spokane. On mullan in the valley.

[DownRigger]

Spokane is the worst now of the big cities in the PNW. When I went to Vegas, I went quite a way off strip and found a girl that literally does a handstand while she sucking ya off. I will say that I went to Sunny spa last week and had a decent massage from an average body 50's provide provider. On the flip no argument with tip at. 60. Mostly grannies working here though.

I have never heard of the Sunny spa. Location please.

[Ryancp81]

At this point fellas save it and go to Vegas for a weekend where there is still a chance. Although the strip chased out all the normal people for whales, off strip can still be cool. The broads off strip are reasonable. I got a 23 yo cutie for the night for the price of two massages in geg. It was a one off cause she didn't want to drive home. Or did she like me? Hahaha.

Spokane is the worst now of the big cities in the PNW. When I went to Vegas, I went quite a way off strip and found a girl that literally does a handstand while she sucking ya off. I will say that I went to Sunny spa last week and had a decent massage from an average body 50's provide provider. On the flip no argument with tip at. 60. Mostly grannies working here though.

[PriceIsRight39]

Went to Sunny spa today and Mullan.

Got the big girl said she is only girl working.

Thought at least I would get a good massage from big girl.

She had me flip over and wanted 2 bills for hand shake only.

When I said no she got mad said back only flip over.

Rubed oil all over me Not a massage telling me how good she is.

Finally got a Luke warm towel.

Got dressed and left.

She chased me to car demanding tip se deserved a 100.

Gave her 30 the change.

I will say worst experience and worst massage ever!

At this point fellas save it and go to Vegas for a weekend where there is still a chance. Although the strip chased out all the normal people for whales, off strip can still be cool. The broads off strip are reasonable. I got a 23 yo cutie for the night for the price of two massages in geg. It was a one off cause she didn't want to drive home. Or did she like me? Hahaha.

[SleadHead]

Went to Sunny spa today and Mullan.

Got the big girl said she is only girl working.

Thought at least I would get a good massage from big girl.

She had me flip over and wanted 2 bills for hand shake only.

When I said no she got mad said back only flip over.

Rubed oil all over me Not a massage telling me how good she is.

Finally got a Luke warm towel.

Got dressed and left.

She chased me to car demanding tip se deserved a 100.

Gave her 30 the change.

I will say worst experience and worst massage ever!

[PriceIsRight39]

Sounds like you met Sugar. Totally not worth the price that she is asking. This shop is associated with magic hands spa which I think closed, not totally sure and too lazy to look so please correct me if I am wrong. They have had a steady rotation of new girls, some are hit and some are miss. Having had a session with Sugar, I liked her English ability and she looked fantastic but I was turned off by the outrageous price and negotiation she insisted on so I was ready to walk. When she relented it was only due to the fact she knew it was what I had or nothing at all, she gave the most lifeless and boring FS I have ever had. I even told her that if it was good I would be a regular for her at her asking price but even that didn't take her eyes off the clock. I only know the names of the other two girls there right now which is Nana and Summer. I have heard Nana is old and have heard nothing about Summer.

And to think a year ago iris at 56 would BBBJ lick my ass and fuc me good for 160 plus house. They even have me a duo for 140 each plus house to my mind you have lived till you're nuts deep in puss while having your doopshute licked. And they were not fat. I used to go all the time because they at least tried to satisfy my desires. I will say that towards the end they started to try and hike the price (simps rumors everything LOL). Those days will never return. I'm clueless with what wrong with this city. Well this entire region suffers form, well I won't say. Hahah.

[PriceIsRight39]

Sounds like you met Sugar. Totally not worth the price that she is asking. This shop is associated with magic hands spa which I think closed, not totally sure and too lazy to look so please correct me if I am wrong. They have had a steady rotation of new girls, some are hit and some are miss. Having had a session with Sugar, I liked her English ability and she looked fantastic but I was turned off by the outrageous price and negotiation she insisted on so I was ready to walk. When she relented it was only due to the fact she knew it was what I had or nothing at all, she gave the most lifeless and boring FS I have ever had. I even told her that if it was good I would be a regular for her at her asking price but even that didn't take her eyes off the clock. I only know the names of the other two girls there right now which is Nana and Summer. I have heard Nana is old and have heard nothing about Summer.

Now the AMP has GPS. It's over! They all. Think the pussy is priceless. Unreal.